>>676684481
Do you like deli meat

>>676684641
Love it

>>676684481
What is your favorite vegetable?

>>676684481
when did you lose your virginity?

>>676684481
do you think anyone has ever?

>>676684481
French speaker passing by, thanking you for using the correct form of petite.

>>676684849
That's a hard one. Toss up between tomato and spinach

>>676684954
Lost it when I was 18, was in a "serious relationship", ever since then I fucked around 20 different girls/women

>>676685066
No problem bud

>>676684481
You are 20. You have nothing of value to me.

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>>676684481
>Ask a guy with a fake story anything.


Y u exist faggot?

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>>676684481
would you buy me darksouls III on steam bro?

thanks in advance, also best pussy of all 4?
[email protected]

>>676685208
Age aside, I would be impressed if my 4 fwb were nothing of value to you

>>676685315
Believe what you will man, but I'm honestly here to just ask any questions guys my age might be wondering in terms of hooking up with girls or cougars/milfs

>>676685451
Buy this faggot a steam game
Faggot.

How big is your dick?

>>676684481
why you lie on the internets?

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>>676685478
>I'm honestly here to just ask any questions guys my age might be wondering in terms of hooking up with girls or cougars/milfs

Sure you are buddy. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRETEND TO BE COOL SOMEWHERE SOMEONE GIVES A FUCK.

>>676685451
Dude, I want Dark Souls III myself

Also, the small asian girl had the best pussy I've ever been in. It's warm, always wet, tight and shallow and makes me cum like a virgin who never had sex

>>676685627
Nothing too special, just under 6inches

>>676685851
You do you man

>>676684481
Did your parents ever spank you?

>>676685851
Hey.. he likes deli meats. Gotta be a truther

>>676685967
Yeah if I was being a stupid brat back when I was under 7 years old, but in general I was a well-behaved kid and didn't give my parents any trouble

Why haven't you killed yourself after fucking a nigger?

>>676686005
Who the fuck doesnt like deli meats ?
Just because this fag says he does, will not absolve his lies about his sexual escapades and his lies about his love of deli meats is just an inevitable consequence of the truth

>>676686290
Because
1) Like any normal white guy, sometimes you get jungle fever
2) Only did it because she is a white-girl inside, respectable family, was a virgin before I met her, gets good grades, and none of that hood-speak bullshit
3) She is fit as fuck with a 10/10 body at 18 years old and was a virgin, I had to do it
4) Turns out shes a submissive sex slave who loves white cock, so all is good in the end

>>676686315
Your claim on me lying is a baseless accusation, and my love for deli meat is a sound and valid truth that is irrelevant to the matter at hand

>>676685168
Tomato is not a vegetable, so it's spinach

>>676684481
ITT: Ask a virgin about his fantasy fap collection

>>676686614
Well, you got me there.

>>676686717
Again, just here to give back and help answer some questions to my brothers here after spending many nights on here in my post-breakup depression

Alright Fag OP, it;s the other fag who got you on the vegetable shit.
How the fuck did you do this?

>>676687161
After my break up depression bullshit at 19, I decided that I'm too young to be a pussy about 1 girl (who was a fucking 10/10 mind you, god damn model but with a huge ego and shallow heart)

I just started to make conversations and act confident with girls wherever, first in my uni classes, then at a coffee shop, then Tinder came along and shit was just easy as cake

For the black girl, I met her online on a dating site. The small asian girl and the slut french-canadian girl both on Tinder

The milf on the other hand, online dating site again, got her number, texted, but holy fuck it was the hardest, most irritating and dull process of trying to seduce her and make her realize its "ok to hook up with a younger guy", she kept flaking and changing her mind
She literally changed her mind once ON MY DRIVE TO SEE HER, but I swallowed my anger and told myself "it'll be worth it, don't break, keep playing it cool, keep flirting" and eventually she gave in

>>676687768
post some pics so we can see these babes (if that is even true)

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>>676687768
Same fag here. So I've had my luck with girls too. A couple of models and that. But no fucking idea how. Just the looks I guess (somewhat above average) The thing is I'm fucking antisocial and don't know how to keep up a conversation. Any tips?

>>676687768
Well i thought for a millisecond you might be legit, but now i know I'm reading the ramblings of some beta cuck neckbeard who lost his fatty peppermint patty looking bitch to some nigger.

>Thanks for taking the time to make the story up tho brobro cop

>>676688319
Yeah honestly I'm decent looking, was rated before 7 or 8 (on a really good day with a really good picture), but getting girls higher than you are isn't that hard, you would agree

The anti social thing I totally get, which is why shit like tinder and online makes it easier, but I promise you, make a goal of just MAKING CONVERSATION with girls at your classes/bus stop/coffee line (doesn't have to be flirty) and things will flow, I promise

As long as you're an ok dude and not some creepy neckbeard fatass who gives off bad vibes

>>676688408
Hey whatever floats your boat man, I'm just trying to help out guys like the guy above I replied to

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>>676688799
Nigga quit trying to be the dr phil of /b/

>>676684481
Post pics of black chick?

>>676685965
>makes me cum like a virgin who never had sex
That is the most virgin wizard shit I've ever read
>op is fiction

>>676688799
Kind of the same range, but yeah, I can bring them in with the looks, but I just don't know what to say. It's not that I'm shy or some beta shit but I just don't know what to say.

>>676688799
>fatass
Bitches love fat dudes family, just don't be a beckbeard wizard autismo mofo

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>676688799
Post pics or you're a faggot liar wizard

>>676689220
Give me a sec, it's a bit blurry because her phone sucks ass, but I'll post one

>>676689427
Honestly it's how I would best describe it man. Like you know you last for 5-10mins but then when you get inside that one pussy and you're not prepared and you have to stop or else you'll blow your wad. It's honestly embarrassing

>>676689506
No man I totally get you, you're fine.

Don't get caught up on WHAT to say, just talk or make a comment/poke fun at something that she is beside you and would understand, and just have a normal, casual convo, and it will flow from there.

DON'T prepare a convo in advance and DONT get caught up on the details of the convo

>>676689771
Yeah I'm sure there are some chicks who like a guy with meat on him and is bulky, but definitely not an awkward fedora wizard

>>676690027
>hold on
Searches google for amatuer black girl pic

>>676690457
kek
this is so true
fucking try hard trolls

>>676690027
Waiting for the blurrrrr

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>>676690457
Nope, just had to get it on my comp from phone
Clearly back when she was a virgin at 18, you can try and google search it, knock yourself out

>>676690801
got any better ones of the others? don't hold out on us we wanna have a compare

>>676690801
Blurr out face, I want to see body dude
Also who cares if she was a virgin?

>>676690801
Yep there's her pussy not so ba-- Wait... if that's her asshole... how did her hand... and then the phone? She's a wizard!

>>676691245
Kek

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>>676684481
Wanna roleplay? go play skyrim you faggot

>>676690993
Sorry bud, none of the other

>>676691152
The ONLY one thing that has her full body is a vid she sent me but it's on my old phone, and honestly just imagine a thin but fit body with perky C cup tits, perfect shape no sag
Her ass is clearly a bubble butt and tight, as you can see from the pic

Also, maybe there are other guys like me, but for me taking a girl's virginity is such a turn on. Because of how tight the hole looks (in pic), how tight she feels and squirms and knowing that you are literally the FIRST cock inside her

It's hot man

>>676691414
Refer to pic

>>676690801
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