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I'm 26 and my penis is a little less than 2 inches long
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I'm 26 and my penis is a little less than 2 inches long when I'm fully hard.

I read a research study that says size actually does matter in bed, for orgasms...

I also read another study that recently found the average ideal penis size for women is 6.4 inches...

I bought a penis pump, and I've been pumping for months, my penis isn't getting any bigger though.

It also sucks because I have to special order condoms from the UK that are small enough to fit my penis... Normal size condoms fall right off...

I was testing one of these small condoms out in my bed recently, and when I woke up the other day from a nap... It was stuck to the back of my shirt and I think my female roommate saw it... It's so much smaller than a regular condom, I don't think she could tell what it was, but I really wish I had a much bigger dick so I wasn't so anxious about my size all the time.

Is size really that important?

Pic related
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honestly i would just kill myself if i were you OP
you're not going to triple your size with a pump
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>>676683308

if theres such a thing as too small or too big then yeah size does matter

also if your female roommate pointed it out to yeah she could probably definitely tell what it was if it looks like a condom at all, theyre the same width throughout, not like a balloon that is baggier on the end part and rounder

also if u use the penis pump when anyones in your house they can probably tell youre using it penis pumps are a very specific sound not a lot of stuff sounds like them unless you inflate bicycle tires a lot or have an air mattress bed good luck being discrete
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ya well my shits 3 inches and i know i'll never fuck a bitch or even enjoy sex myself with such a small dick
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Speaking of triple, check out these trips.
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damn nigga how that even happen
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>>676683308
>special order condoms from the UK that are small enough
Died right there, also dick rate thread
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>>676683308
when people say that size isnt that important, theyre talking about 6 inches vs 7 inches. not 6 inches vs 2 inches. ffs she prolly wouldnt even know it's in.
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>>676683308
well, what's important is that your significant other always gets an orgasm, always. And you can easily achieve that with your tongue.

Use your creativity and you can become a fuck god without a dick
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>>676683308
Short answer: Kinda

Long answer: most women don't experience and orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone. many need clitoral stimulation or some other thing to help along with this. while your dick may not be a panty dropper, im sure that you'll have no problems making a girl cum. The easiest way is to just rub her clit a bunch whether it be with your fingers or your tongue. Also, if you find her g-spot some really good techniques can be used there to induce body numbing orgasms. I personally have an average size penis (6.5 ish inches) and i can make my girlfriend cum with it alone, but often its easier and more rewarding to use other things.

tl;dr use your hands or tongue instead of your dick to make her cum

source: girlfriend
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>>676683860
pencil/10
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>>676683308
>Is size really that important?

Unfortunately for you, yeah it is.
You'll never satisfy a woman with a penis that small. Not with your dick. You could finger her or eat her out or something, but you'll never satisfy a woman with your dick.
Sorry dude. Not being cruel, just realistic.
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lost it @ 2nd line. Sucks for you /b/ro
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>>676683308
HOLY SHIT dude your dick IS TINY

theres no way you can ever make a girl orgasm with your dick

what really sucks for you is most girls in your age range have had sex already and have probably had at least an average dick before

so yeah... most girls you can try to date now... know the difference

ocean of the motion saying is really bullshit

if any girl in her 20's pulls that out of your pants she will not consider you a keeper and even if you have a one night stand she will be 100% faking it

like honestly a lot of tampons are longer than that i think

ps penis pumps dont actually work, nor do pills

if you have a penis like yours in the micropenis range theres not a lot you can do
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>>676684103
2/3
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>>676683308
Okay, so if you're ordering condoms specially from the UK, that at least means you're getting laid.

Lesbian women make due with without dicks, you can too. Work on your head game and confidence. Most women can't or don't orgasm vaginally anyway so go ham on that clit.

Find one that likes you and stick with her.

Hope you like eating pussy.
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>>676684103
3/3
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Listen. These faggots on here wont v say anything relevant. The onlyvway to increase size is surgical and its very painful and can only do so much. Just get used to it. Accept it. Find another outlet, maybe sex isnt your thing. You can do a lot without your penis.
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>>676683308
fuck her with a dildo then jerk off on her titties when she's satisfied and and in mid orgasm (they last 20 seconds usually) thats prob the best ur gunna get out of that little peter piper pecker
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Mine is 9cm (3,41inch), 11cm (4,3inch) at best by pushing my hips forward, and it's already very small. I didn't know people could have penises even smaller than mine. Not that there is a difference anyway.

With our penises we'll never be able to be one of those fuckers but if you ever met a nice woman it is not she'll dump you for having a tiny dick.

I'm still virgin at 31y lol but it was due my autism and anxiety rather than my penis, as I had chances even with 7/10 grills.

Advice? Work out, earn money, don't get isolated at home nor lose hope. I did and it was terrible but even today I know I had my chances even with a small penis.
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How do you even masturbate? I'm really sorry, man. You look like you've got a good body though, so if you have a personality maybe they can overlook the penis.
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>>676683308
Damn dude that sucks. You don't even look fat or anything. Damnnnn poor guy
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>>676684097
hahaha dude if your girlfriend starts telling you that stuff it means your dick's small or you suck at sex.
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Yeah when a girl says size doesn't matter, that is if you can use why you have. I have about a 5.5 inch dick and I can make my girlfriend cum quite a few times, and she agrees that my penis is not very big. Her ex had a bigger dick than me but he didn't know how to use it so she barely ever got off with him. Worst case scenario you get with a girl and you have to finger and eat her out a lot, and I mean a lot.
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I'm not that huge either OP, I can still satisfy. Same cockfag from before
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More pictures OP
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If your dick is small get good at fingering/licking that's about your only saving grace my friend.

im 8 inches and i fuck like a rabbit and never had any issues making girls cream.

but i am not that great at the tongue game, not a real fan of doing it and my tongue gets tired very fast/hurts really bad after a couple minutes which has upset some but my dicks big enough and im good enough in that aspect.
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>>676684822
I'll suck your dick
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>>676684097
>The easiest way is to just rub her clit a bunch
virgin detected
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>>676684507
all you anon's with small penises, really your best shot is to be a gay bottom.
i'm being honest with you, at least you'll have a chance at enjoying sex because with little 2 inch gummy worm dicks you aren't gonna be experiencing anything more than disappointment even if you do get the chance to put it in.
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>>676683308
Man...I felt a little inadequate at 6 inches.
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>>676684787
>that is if you can use why you have
wat
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Yeah that sucks.
I'm just over 7 inches and I thought mine could a few more inches. I couldn't imagine being 2 inches wtf. I read about that shit today, it's called micropenis. That's a legit medical term.
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>>676684982
Size is measured when fully erect, from shaft base (at the pubis) to tip of glans (the distal end of the penis).
1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring longer than 8¾ inches
3% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7¾ to 8¾ inches
11% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7 to 7¾ inches
19% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 6¼ to 7 inches
29% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 5½ to 6¼ inches
21% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 4¾ to 5½ inches
9% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 4 to 4¾ inches
4% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 3¼ to 4 inches
2% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 2¼ to 3¼ inches
1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring less than 2¼ inches
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>>676684787
>>676685102 what you have, sorry I'm a piece of shit.
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>>676685205
Wait it's from the shaft base from underneath? Shit I'm over 8 than.
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>>676685205
Well at least you're in the 1% op.
Bottom 1%.
Be proud.
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>>676685339
My point is that a very small percent of men have a penis larger than 5 inches.
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>>676685487
kek
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lol pretty sure more than 1% of dicks are over 8"

source: im gay
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>>676685339
Your pubis is the top part, dude.
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>>676685656
dirty faggot
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Dont wory u will never use it
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>>676683308
how big is it when soft?

and whats your girth when hard?
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>>676684815
You look just fine. Normal.
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Normal?
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fuark OP, i've always been insecure about my dick size from porn, but jesus i would hate to be you

rate this
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>>676683308
Show your microdick
The average size is 5.5, so you're just making up for all the people with huge dicks.
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honestly bro... an hero, it's not worth it
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>>676686024
I mean you're suckable. I wouldn't worry about size at all. Not too big or small.
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>>676686055
You're pretty big, you look like you're not all the way hard yet
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>>676683308
Yes, its a big deal not everyone is born with great everything im 5'5 and have a dick that gave every girl i screwed a very sore vagoo but id gladly lose an inch or 2 to be a foot taller

This may help
>http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/micropenis-sex-secrets
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>>676683308
concentrate on making money.

fuck hookers until you can afford an asian wife
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>>676683308
would anyone pay 20 bucks for all the dick picks you want?

Im really desperate and short of money
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>>676683308
You'll basically never be able to have normal penetration sex, sorry. There aren't any current mainstream surgeries that can fix a micro penis, which is what your condition is.

But you are in luck in an odd way. There are certain women who are actually into micro penis', there's also a condition that's both natural and sometimes medical related that results in women with an extremely shallow vagina which means they can't have penetration sex anyway. Your best bet is finding a woman with either a small wiener fetish or a mangled vagina. But you'll probably have to settle for an uggo...but chances are you're ugly too so it should work out. Also if you're fat or overweight lose it, the fat around your dick can absorb inches.
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>>676683944
>you can become a fuck god without a dick
Jesus, thats like wow you are fucking retarded faggot
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Rate my micro penis plz.
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>>676685656
Faggot
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>>676686929
>>676683944

you cant become a fuck god but you can still get good at it (read: Secrets to Pleasing a Woman from a Guy with a Micropenis), lesbians didnt always have strap ons and some have never used them they have very very creative ways of fucking that involve no dick at all.
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>>676683308

Unfortunately, size does matter at a certain point. I.e. if it's excessively small to the point that it doesn't really stretch the vaginal opening then it's not likely to be able to cause on orgasm.

That being said, you can still make a chick cum in others ways. Learn to find a girl's g-spot with your fingers and you can literally have them melting in the palm of your hand.

Also, EAT THE PUSSY. Eat the pussy well and the chick will love you forever. You're not without hope OP, just adapt and survive!
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>>676686631
Literally the best advice in the thread, at this point your dick is no more so the only way women will not leave you is if you got mad cash
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>>676683308
Sometimes I think life isn't fair
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>>676683308
Shave all your body hair, dress like a girl and go find some dick. It's probably the only way to get laid at this point with your situation.
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fukn kek song is perfect for this thread and it just came up
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>>676687563
It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of his torso. My fifth pic.
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>>676684439
mods! 12yo detected
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>>676683755
>>676683308


Fetlife, my friend. You can literally find a chick who gets off on the idea of small dicks.
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>>676687388
>Secrets to Pleasing a Woman from a Guy with a Micropenis
KEK, that bitch is gonna make you a cuck in .34 seconds
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>>676686929
your a virgin.
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>>676687675
I have just what OP needs.
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>>676688100
And you a retard
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as long as you got brains you got nothing to worry about
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>>676688240
lmao he admitted it..
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>>676683308
Haven't had sex with my wife in 6 months. Because my dick is too huge for her, wrecks her every time and she only feels pain. Having a big dick can be bad
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>>676688481
true concepts don't make a lie any less of a lie
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Just use your mind to give her an orgasm
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>>676688771
this nigger has a point
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>>676688862
be mentally gay
and blow her mind
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>>676683308
>I read a research study that says size actually does matter in bed, for orgasms...
>I also read another study that recently found the average ideal penis size for women is 6.4 inches...


youve been reading false "studies" me amigo
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>>676688941
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>>676683308
> I have to special order condoms from the UK that are small enough to fit my penis
literally top kek
fucking brits have tiny cocks
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>>676689054
lmao ur straight up saying u have a small dick that works really well for girls..nice..
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>>676683308
Learn to eat pussy LIKE A BOSS.
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>>676689351
mods 12yo detected
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>>676684507
m8 I was a virgin until 27 and I've got a huge dick, I'm good looking and I got first class honours in my undergrad. I was just nervous and so stoned all the time.
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>>676689456
too bad calling for mods instantly makes you a fucking nigger hahaha
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>>676687342
Pic is ten years old faggot
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>>676683308
Only pic I got. ...I feel small too OP but you could get an extender?
> 5.5-6" length
> 5-5.5" girth
> curved down
> virgin
Am I good enough guys, being fat has made me softer erection wise
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>>676689599
Nah, niggas ain't snitches tho.
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>>676689729
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>2016
>people still care about dick size

Holy shit how much of a insecure fuck are you to care about the size of your member, there is way more to life than the constant crippling depression of having a small dick, stop caring.

Also virtual reality seks soon feels good man
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>>676689735
nigger detected
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>>676689802
>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave>shave
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>>676689968
True....but shit, id still like be bigger, if we want girls and girls care/affected by it we should adapt. Sex is an instinct, life im the city and dreams aren't
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>>676690200
Why? No one touches it but me, plus that was a few months ago
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>>676690319
Listen dude, if you want a girl for the purpose of just have seks, get a whore, if you want a girl to actually love, she won't care about the size of your dick, otherwise shes not worth it.
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>special order tiny condoms from UK
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>>676683308
Sex on drugs OP?
not ruffees but lsd might make them feel more.
Can Anyone back me up?
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>>676683308
https://www.pegym.com/
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>>676683308
From what I hear, you need between three and five inches to do a woman any good. Sometimes more, depending on the chick, but rarely less. Sorry dude, the universe handed you the short straw real bad.

My recommendation: get real good at eating pussy. It ain't that hard, it's just the proper application of two fingers and a strong tongue. As long as they know how good you are at that, you can get a goddamn 10 to stay with you.
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>>676686703
anyone?
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Have you tried taking dick in the ass? It may be enjoyable for you.
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>>676683308
the g spot is only about an inch or two inside the vagina, with the right position you can make a girl orgasm from penetration, if she is capable of doing so. Some girls aren't. Either way, being able to make a girl cum with your mouth/fingers is a necessary skill anyway so learn up. Don't be disheartened by that "study", that includes personal preference and vanity and shock value and all that. Girls like the IDEA of a big dick but really if you can get them off they won't care what you're packing. Don't pay attention to porn, don't pay attention to immature virgins spouting nonsense. Be confident and know what you're doing in bed and you'll do just fine.
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>>676690598
But whores havr std...
And you knoe....your right.not sarcasm, just hurts not being bigger...
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>>676690744
on acid you won't be interested in sex. try ecstasy
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>>676683308

average ideal penis size for women is being rich
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>>676691026
Is lsd same as acid?
Kinda wanna try both
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Use a dildo or a strap.
Stop whining
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>>676690909
Its fine man, just know there is way more to life than seks
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>>676690767
>eating pussy
>two fingers

don't get me wrong, fingers can often help things along, or be fun in their own right, but you're not truly good at eating pussy until you can get a girl off with your mouth alone.

But it's all up to what your girl likes. Some like only fingers, some like only tongue, some like both.
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>>676691138
yes, in general LSD = acid
but most of the stuff sold as "acid" these days isn't LSD, as real LSD is very very hard to manufacture. Mostly you'll get RCs (research chemicals) which are hit or miss. Might be an awesome trip, might be a nightmare, might OD and give you a seizure, might do jack shit.
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>>676691291
Hmm...any formal way of telling if its good if I buy some?
Hows lsa?

And as a chem major I wanna try to manufacture for my own sake
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>>676683944
>you can become a fuck god without a dick
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>>676690892
This guy knows what's up.
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>>676690598
Meh. Sexual attraction plays a role, and not being able to orgasm with the person you love wears off the love sooner or later. Not saying it's impossible to find someone who would love you and wouldn't care, but you can't just brush off the issue.
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>>676691525
there are test kits you can buy online that will tell you if it's real LSD. Other than that, just find a dealer you can trust. They should be able to tell you the dosage on the blotter/tab...and if it's LSD it should be in MICROgrams. Don't get me wrong, RCs can be fun too but you have to be careful. You can't OD on LSD but you can on RCs. I don't know as much about LSA but I'd advise the same
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>>676691876
Ok, thank you anon, last thing ill ask is molly/xtc worth it? I want to trip good with lsd but might work my way up.
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>>676684787
>Her ex had a bigger dick than me but he didn't know how to use it so she barely ever got off with him.
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>>676692358
never taken it myself, but again you just have to be careful. Make sure you have a source you trust, so you know you're getting pure MDMA and not some garbage cut with fuck knows what. Stay hydrated on that stuff, and don't do it too often or you'll end up with serotonin syndrome.
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Confession: I have a larger size penis, 7.5", decent girth too. When I was younger and beta I'd get off on small penis humiliation clips, women telling me I was inadequate. Fortunately, I..grew out of that.
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>>676692868
Well fuck. ..whats mdmA...
Maybe im to old/late for this
> 19
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>>676693118
MDMA is the acronym for the chemical name of ecstasy, that's all. "Molly" generally refers to pure ecstasy as well
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>>676684340
Why would you assume he's getting laid just because he's ordered condoms?
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>>676693251
Ok, well thanks anon. Night
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>>676684097
this.

Also, make her orgasm (with hands/tongue), then go for sex. The extra stimulation will help with the lack of length.
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>>676691183
I won't argue that, man. I've been with the same woman for three years now, she gets off quickest and most frequently when I do it that way. I have made her come with my mouth alone, but if I can get a better result with less effort, why shouldn't I?
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>>676685339
You kind of stab the base of the ruler into your pubes until you hit bone, measure along the top of your dick (the non-balls side).
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15 inches here
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>>676693650
seconding this. while this isn't always true since i've been with the same girl for 2 years, in general i always start every new sexual encounter with oral. That way I know I can get her off at least once, because while I can usually get most girls off with penetration alone, it takes some time to learn their bodies. Lots of foreplay and oral makes sure they have a good time no matter what happens once you're actually fucking
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>>676683308
See a doctor or something about it. Medfags always have a good answer. Try to find some way to grow your penis without a silly pump. Biology has to have something in store for you. Otherwise you may as well use your mouth and tounge for everything because you are not getting anywhere with that size,friend. Best of luck to you.
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>>676684308
gross/10
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>>676683308
Hey op, fun fact, try using shea butter on your dick after a work out, the shea butter helps blood flow and vitamin e helps the skin, so not only will your d be super fukin soft itll also be bigger after a couple months time.
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>>676693863
That's great anon.
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>>676693772
nothing wrong with that, i just figured i'd be brutally honest since we're trying to give OP a crash course in pleasing women here.
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Check mine then checkem
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>>676683308
That's a birth defect my brotha
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>>676694069
Fair enough. Have some tits.
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Fap more!
Use it or lose it
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>>676683308
>I had to special order condoms for the UK

Britfags why do you have those
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How's my cock measure up?

1/2
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>>676683308
You have a small penis, but you're still of more value than most brown skin people. There are loads of women out there that couldn't care less about your dick size.
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>>676694379
well statistically Indians have the smallest penises worldwide, and they were a British colony until relatively recently?

then again they wrote the Kama Sutra so they must know what they're doing with those little dicks
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>>676694444
dirtyroom/10

but damn, dem quad-quads
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>>676689735
Unless it could benefit the nigga some how, then niggas be droppin the dime on niggas
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People with very small penises seem to want to be convinced that there's some way this is not a disadvantage in the sexual...marketplace. it is. Just like having very small arms will give you a disadvantage in baseball.

Sex is how humans reproduce, and our entire society is built around it. That makes having a very small penis a hard pill to swallow.

You are not as sexually capable as someone with an average penis--all else being equal. Focus on other things. Relationships will be difficult for you because of your disability, but not necessarily impossible. You will find a way to be happy, but only if you stop trying to have a life you can't have.
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>>676683929
If she wont know its in she is a huge slut
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>>676684787
>Her ex had a bigger dick than me but he didn't know how to use it so she barely ever got off with him.
Top kek mate.
How the fuck did you believe her?
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>>676694502
>There are loads of women out there that couldn't care less about your dick size.
There are loads of women that are fine witha 5 incher. I would say there are zero women who are fine with a two incher, unless they have very low sex drives
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>>676683860
DId someone run over your balls with a steam roller?
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>>676685531
>My point is that a very small percent of men have a penis larger than 5 inches.

See:
>>676685205
>1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring longer than 8¾ inches
>3% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7¾ to 8¾ inches
>11% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7 to 7¾ inches
>19% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 6¼ to 7 inches
>29% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 5½ to 6¼ inches

do you even simple math?
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Size doesn't matter.... Stimulate her enough and you can get her off with a Q-tip. Don't sweat it OP
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>>676694827
Came here to say this.

People with any disadvantage will find ways to justify how life is still fair regardless. News flash, life aint fair.

Im a short motherfucker, 5'7. I used to try and convince myself it doesnt matter, but it really does. Woman aren't attracted to shorter guys over taller ones, Ive got a decent face, body and cock, but regardless of all that, they still prefer taller guys, there is literally no silver lining. And thats just something ive learned to accept and moved on.

The sooner you can accept your tiny penis sucks and theres no way around it, the sooner you can move on and find happiness in other places.
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>>676683308
I would say look into saving for reconstructive surgery. You probably will never have a feeling in your dick ever again but at least you might get some and there are drugs you can take to get hard. Like I said you won't feel anything but you might at least find love or something.
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>>676686153
dis fagot
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>>676694379
>Britfags why do you have those
We export as a nation
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>>676695560
Same here dude I almost died in the womb from lack of proper nutrition and oxygen. I was born almost a month early and I will never get any taller than 5 '7 and my cock will never be more than 6 in. even. Been written off so many times by girls but all we can say is "Hey at least I'm not like that one guy." OP is 'that one guy' in this situation, bu I don't think anyone has it worse
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>>676694404
0/200, faggot
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>>676683308
damn..
thanks for making me feel better about myself.

I'm sorry op.
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>>676696441
I was 2 months premature and I'm 5'11"
6 in. is fine man, don't sweat it.
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>>676694827
if you're talking how humans reproduce, biologically women don't choose their mates based on penis size. If you can ejaculate fertile sperm, you're just as good as the dude packing the pringles can in his boxers.
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>>676683308

I bet you, somewhere, that a few women or even a community of women have a fetish for small penises. Good luck /b/ro
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>>676683308
Lol you may as well get a sex change
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>>676696735
Thanks man, consider myself lucky.
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>>676683308
You can't spread butter with a toothpick.
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>>676696441
Height is mostly genetics. Look at south africa. There are people that are literally malnourished and theyre 6'4. Its just shit genetics. Its a sad truth that human attraction is based off of variables out of our own control. There are people born that are just plain fukin ugly and its out of their control. Its an unfair life gents, better get used to it.
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>>676683308
Are you Asian? Isn't that the normal size?
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>>676683308
Say hello to a sexless, loveless life OP. I would consider suicide if I wasn't my 8 inches I'm at right now.
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>>676685205
Thanks, i'm happy now.
>MFW i'm 7 Inches when measuring like that.
Plus i have a slight curve in it that normally stimulates the G-Spot.
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