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Hey /b/, recently there's been a few robberies in my area and I'm pretty worried about getting, I'm too poor to afford a viable weapon (let alone a gun) and I don't feel like waiting an entire year to get one either way, so with a little bit of brainstorming I got an idea to make a baton like weapon using a railing from an old junk drawer, when I ripped it out there was a little nail on the end and I decided that will be where I'll try to focus all my power on, tell me /b/, what do you think, would you consider it a viable self defense weapon
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My beretta
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>>676681110
That's nice and all but I can't afford that shit, let alone probably buy it, I live in California and from what I know, they are strict as fuck with weapons
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Shameless, self bump
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Wat about my short barrel pump shotgun?Can shoot hollow point slugs so one shot is all it takes.
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>>676681852
Only 200 dollars!
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>>676680925
Move to WI. Open carry and you can go to a gun show and walk out with a gun.
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>>676681900
That's really great but isnt there a waiting period to actually purchase one, besides I just want to know if what I have will do for now
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>>676681852
Hollow point... slugs? Whaaaaa?
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>>676682073
Really?! Wow, ok great
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But I need to know for now while I wait, will this work
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>>676682148
These guys, so hollow point slugs is like a half inch one ounce piece of lead that flies towards u at 1750 feet per second that then rapidly expands once its hits you leaving a fist size exit wound if it exits at all
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>>676682120
No robbers will have a gun, and when they see you with ur piece of metal they will shoot you then rob you and rape your corpse after.
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>>676682120
Where you live, I live in canada where if you have a license you walk into the store give the guy 200 bucks and buy one.
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>>676680925
>>676681406
just buy a 12 gauge at walmart. they are usually no more then 300 dollars. shotguns are more relaxed in cali so youll probably be able to walk out with it the same day.
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>>676682902
but a slug is supposed to be a solid hunk of metal, anyways.. jesus, for what purpose other than actual murder?
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>>676683825
I live in California, apparently gun control is incredibly strict here from what I know
>>676684109
I guess, but so far I havent seen a single walmart that carries shotguns
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>>676680925
baseball bat?

you could buy the x24 easily on ebay years ago, idk about obtaining one now though.
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>>676681406
Op if you are really that worried about your own protection, get a good, solid, cane. For walking you see, only walking. Since the Americans with Disabilities Act covers your movement assisting device. Any of those Kommifornian cops give you shit you can politely remind them that your back hurts and you need to talk to their supervisor for them harassing you for using motive assistance.

Nice, solid, oak, cane.
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>>676684792
It's essentially a light but solid metal baton with a spike on the end
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What area do you live in op? There's been some shit around me too. This is my only viable weapon.
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>>676685073
All I'll say is I'm around southwest region of cali I guess
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>>676685313
That's pretty much around me as well. Big 5 has weapons I believe.
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bat + nails = swing thing
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>>676685469
Really, ok, I guess I'll check em out soon
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>>676685683
It may only be hunting rifles but I'm not entirely sure.
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>>676685817
Hunting rifles should work too though, right
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>>676680925
As long as you get them with the first hit. Once the drawer slide buckles, it's toast. Reinforce it with a dowel or thick PVC.

Alternatively, get some of that plastic-covered chain from Lowes (less noise, better sneaking) and ball up the end with a few knots or a spool of cheap wire. This DIY flail may be cheaper and as effective as a baseball bat.
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>>676685986
Well slow reload if you miss. Definitely will stop someone though.
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Make a zip gun?
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>>676682073
Honestly I think people who open carry are obnoxious. Like something about them just irritates me. I'm not saying that they can't do it I actually support it. But in my eyes I see the equivalent of someone having a lifted truck.
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>>676686060
I actually kinda prepared for so I what was i both nailed it shut and added a sort of lock onto it just so that wouldn't happen
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>>676686425
Compensating pretty much. DON'T TAKE MUH GUNZ
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>>676686336
Is that even legal though
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Get a real job and move out of the hood. You wouldn't need to worry about robberies. Seriously, there's jobs out there. You're just too lazy to go get it. That's the problem with you people. You sit around eating bologna and drinking PBR, living on welfare, expecting a handout. Get you fuckers in a group, with your stupid lifted trucks and camo clothes and line dancing and you turn into animals. It embarrasses me to share DNA with you "people". It's not my fault you're poor white trash. I never owned a coal mine. Get over yourselves and quit trying to get special treatment.
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>>676684442
apparently they can be used for deer hunting.
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>>676680925
Why dont you just buy a cheap baseball bat?
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If you are too poor to afford a decent weapon i dont think you should worry about getting robbed poorfag
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>>676680925
It's better than nothing, but you could just get a baseball bat. That'd have more mass, so it would work better.

However, if someone with a gun breaks in and you don't manage to sneak up on them, you're better off running away than trying to do any self defense bullshit. Thank god I live in a state where law-abiding citizens can actually buy firearms.
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>>676680925
dude are an autist ? ....go to walmart and buy a knife. will do a shit load more damage then a fucking draw railing .......honestly whens the last time you heard "man dies from draw railing assault" on the news? you couldnt defend your virginity with that thing. fuck your so beta im surprised you werent robbed and raped first.
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>>676686718
Never said I was a "lazy ass" "white trash" or let alone that I like bologna, I got a job working the register at a savemart nearby, it doesn't get me much but it's enough for me, besides people who live on welfare are literal human garbage
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>>676686425
This is very true open carry is like walking around screaming "DON'T FUCKING FUCK WITH ME I HAVE A FUCKING GUN!!!"
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>>676680925
Get a broom, and knife, and some ducttape.
Instant spear
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>>676686758
Thats fucking dumb. Why would you want to rek so much meat?
Only purpose I can see for it is mankilling.
That's about it.
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>>676687271
I went to buy a knife once and the cheapest fucking thing they had was a 100$ folding knife, why spend money on that when I could just possibly smash their head in with a hunk of metal, this thing is pretty solid
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>>676687602
Why does the box have a deer on it?
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>>676687462
That shit just sounds unreliable, but then again all the pieces are there so it comes up to how I make it I guess
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>>676687763
go to bass pro they have knifes and machetes and stuff like that for a decent price
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>>676687848
Because tards are shooting for sport and dont care about ruining good meat
that's why
If you need so much stopping power to put a fist sized hole through a deer, you're an awful shot.
Learn to use a bow or rifle. I dont even like using buck shot or slugs. Hit them in the lungs, track em, slit their throat.
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>go to store
>buy gun
>wait 10 days
>get gun

wow all you need is ID. how fucking worthless are you that you can't use google?
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>>676688227
yeah that tasty tasty lung meat being wasted. fuck off retard.
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>>676688227
Implying you are a worst shot for using a slug then with buckshot, which spreads out even more and ruins even more meat.
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>>676688245
MONEY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I'M FUCKING POOR
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>>676688491
slingshot?
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>>676688491
Its only a couple hundred dollars, you can get that much with the amount of dick you suck u just gotta start charging op
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>>676688338
Learn to read. I shoot them in the lungs and track them... smh
>>676688402
>implying implying
I was saying they ruin more meat. I hunt for the meat. I don't like to ruin more meat than I need to. that's why I use a rifle and bow
smfh faggots can't read
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>>676688491
>get job
>save a measly $200
>go to store
>buy shotgun or rifle
>wait 10 days
>get gun

better?
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>>676688728
and you can do the same with a slug. no meat is wasted with the "hi power" gun you fool. what kind of a delusional liberal are you?
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>>676688732
Better
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>>676688820
More surface area=more transfer of energy=more damage. What is there not to understand about what I'm saying?
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>>676688974
oh no the tasty lungs will be destroyed what a loss. what part of this do you not understand?
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>>676688728
Walk into bow range, shoot deer proceed to chase deer for half hour while it slowly bleeds out, vs hitting deer with hollowpoint slug that instantly knocks it down and kills it rapidly due to how much blood it loses from the fist sized hole obvious which method better for the sadistic fuk.
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>>676689083
I shoot them in the lungs on purpose, you twit
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>>676680925
get a machete.
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>>676689435
I'd rather get a gun
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>>676689326
yeah and you can do the same with a slug and not destroy your precious meat. are you retarded or something?

oh wait, you're a bow hunter. of course you are.
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>>676689095
Have you ever been hunting?
I hunt.
HUNT
Not fucking shooting range
I enjoy tracking a deer for miles. I'm a sadistic fuck
You're on 4chan
You probably live in the U.S., land bought in lies, theft and murder.
Go fuck yourself
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>>676689562
oh you're not allowed guns and don't believe in a clean and human kill.

typical eurocuck. makes sense.
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>>676689691
That settles it. Everything I say is going right over your head
right
fucking
over
I live in Wisconsin.
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>>676681852
>>676681110
>>676682902
>>676685073


What the fuck is wrong with you guys.

The people that are breaking in, believe it or not, just want your fucking belongings.They don't want to fucking murder you. But if you face them with a deadly weapon, they will have to chose either you die or they do. Put away your god damn guns and just let them do their thing and leave. Your material possessions aren't worth risking your life for.

None of this "protection" bull shit. They wont shoot you if you dont give them a reason. If you have your hands up and they see you, why would they shoot.
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>>676689858
you can shoot the dear with a slug and not waste meat too. enjoy your inhumane kills retard. i'll stick with my rifle.
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>>676689889
No man, if they break into my house im fucking ready. I got night sights on my guns, infrared goggles, got dogs, got cameras, got shotguns and choke points, they wouldnt even know where the shot was coming from when the take that first slug in the chest and it only takes one slug.
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yall niggas seriously needa calm though
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>>676689889
LIBERAL CUCK DETECTED
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>>676689889
Yes them niggas only want my material goods, not gonna rape my gf or anything like they do in all the news reports, get the fuk outa here liberal cuck
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>>676689889
because they are niggers?

are you like not american or something? i'll stick to shooting intruders thank you very much bernie sanders.

Chance of me being killed if i shoot intruder=~0%
Chance of me being killed if i let intruder do what he wants=?%
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>>676689889
Kys fag
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>>676680925
whats wrong with a bat
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>>676689889
What the fuck is wrong with you, believe it or not most people dont like it when niggers want to take their belongings and would prefer said niggers to just be dead.
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>>676689083
There is meat between the gun and the lungs. A bullet is needed to penetrate the lungs. A bigger hole in the lungs means a bigger hole in the meat
Make sense?
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>>676690547
This is practically the same thing except free
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>>676680925
oh man. im from the rez. yall buncha pussies. i wish i knew when i will be robbed. id rip their fucking throats out with my bare hands.
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>>676681110
The beretta sucks donkey cock and balls
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>>676681406
Dude i live in california, you can buy a gun here no problem, you can get a 200 dollar pumpshotgun have it transfered to you in 10 days after you fill out the form. its an inconveniance yes, but dont let an inconveniance stop you from proper self defence
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>>676690792
K
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>>676690721
Oh, forgot to mention; a bigger bullet means a bigger hole.

That being said, a small wound gives far more pain to the animal while saving only roughly 2% of the meat. I'm all for big ass bullets, might as well obliterate them.
You're just a legitimate retard for not understanding anon
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>>676690865
newcuck swj faggot
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>>676690792
Kek
>trash detected
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>>676690843
Obviously a cuck that has never used one that isnt the standard issue abused bullshit they get in the army. My favorite handgun out of alot of handguns.
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>>676680925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPl20IihRRA
60$ hand gun OP
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>>676690930
>newcuck swj faggot
Kek'd
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>>676689999
your clearly a dumb fucking cuck bernie supporter
>not taking your longbow hunting for the glory of the queen
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>>676690996
for real homie. 3 years for a murder. i seent it nigga. i can do that with my breath held. i fuckin hate these degenerates on the rez. seriously thinkin purge nigga
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niggers don't fuck with my shit
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