>>676674666
Would light shit on fire wherever I would go. Fire was like the coolest shit burned so many holes in my jackets and shit by accident to.

Bump, thanks for keeping the thread alive anon

>>676674875
Worst was when I lit a pen on fire and burning plastic and ink dripped onto my skin that shit was like napalm hurt like a mother fucker.

>>676674666
Believed in Santa.

>>676674666
As I kid I believed that Black Lives Matter.

I smartened up though.

that black people were made of poo

Used to get into rock and dirt fights with my friends till one time some kid got brained a lil to hard and had to go to the hospital we where not smart kids.

That chocolate milk came from brown cows.
That everyone always got a super long summer vacation.

>>676674666
I believed I would be happy one day

I believed people would like me when I became an adult.

My teachers said the exact same things to each new class of students every year.
They were like holograms you could just rewind.
6 year old me seriously contemplated this.

i believed black people couldn't swim because they would sink to the bottom and die

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>>676674666
i belived in the the "do draugen" it is a monster that comes out of the toilet and drags you down. since that time, i never sat on a toilet seat. Still dont, i kinda just hover over, since ive bin doing it for years i can like be in a sitting position without atchully sitting on anyting. And i can crouch like that for about 14 min

>>676675750
This teachers lived in school and did not have real Iives outside of school. When I finally saw a teacher at a store while with my mom my head nearly exploded.

i thought that niggers were made out of chocolate

The previews at movie theaters were just being shown until the actors got ready to start the movie.

>>676674666
I believed fathers showed their love with oral and anal sex and it was a unspoken personal and private love not to be shared with others.

all tv shows were live

>>676674666
Used to poop in a box and hide it cause I was terrified of the toilet.

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As a middle schooler thought that pussies stretched by repeatedly getting pounded

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>>676674666
I believed in the Bible

this doesn't really fit but we were doing a swimming badge and we were asked to do some stroke we never heard or were taught so we just did regular front crawl or whatever

then they were like "you did it wrong nobody gets a badge"

we were like "wtf we never learnt it fags"

>>676674666
BELIEVED IN BOTH JESUS AND SATA UNTIL ONE CHRISTMAS I ASKED FOR A MINI BIKE FROM BOTH AND DIDNT GET ONE. FROM THAT POINT ON ITS BEEN FUCK JESUS AND SANTA TOO. FUCKING CUNTS.

>>676674666
One time I was losing a foot race (run to wall, touch, run back) and smashed the kid in front of me into the wall. he got a concussion. I won the race though

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>>676675283
Are they not?

>>676676466
indian detected

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Thought that buying new shoes made me run faster

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>>676676544

they do

don't listen to roastie propaganda

>>676676304
thats adorable

>>676676953
Last part of the picture, technically if they knew Jango Fett.........

Dad told me "poo-poo monster" would grab me by the ass and drag me into the sewers. Literally squatted ontop of the toilet, feet on the rim and ass down, for about six years.

>>676674666
Eating seeds was a horrible death sentence.

>>676676993
Same here. And I thought Air Jordans would make me jump like Mike.

Eating any seeds would cause that seed to grow inside my stomach.

>>676677307
First order would take the kids when young my guess empire did the same.

>>676677030
what I meant was it make it stick out, so turning an innie to a ham sandwich just by pounding it.

>>676674666
Would chew on my shirt sleeves until they were 3 times as long

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Used to masturbate by backwards rolling my hands against my dick. Around 14 I found out I was doing it wrong.

Believed my parents never had sex since I never heard them at night. I found out that they heavily insulated their bedroom walls.

Believed weed was a hard drug until someone laced my bag with coke.

Believed all chicks were mentally stable until I bought a chubby chick a flower for valentines day. She cried in one of the school bathrooms for 40 minutes then wanted me to finger her for the last 15 minutes of class.

Used to eat dog treats and Chapstick thought that shit was good eats.

>>676677721
They were test tube babies implanted with jango's DNA no?

>>676677739
You didn't mean that at all. You said "stretched" and there is no way you could confuse those two things unless you're just stupid.

>>676678025
The clones where the republics army they had them age super fast the empire and first order had real recruits.

>>676678044
I forgot how to type

>>676674666
Took a bite out of a raw stick of butter when I was like 7 made me hate butter till I was like 21.

I believed... niggers are humans and not monkeys.
Embarassing I know...

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/demon-nigger-69

>>676677307
Cloning facility got destroyed during Vader's reign.

>>676674666
Fell out of a tree house that was about 10-12 feet off the ground. For fun.

Between fourth and sixth grade, I contemplated that the idea that everyone around me was a robot and that I was undergoing some sort of test, and as soon as I found a way to communicate to the unknown test-makers that I had outsmarted their test, my real life would begin.
Whenever someone made a mistake or stuttered while speaking, I took this as evidence to support my "theory".

>>676676304
>>676676439
I also believed this.

>>676678403
Kek

>>676678157

actually they only aged like double rate so it took 10 years to get the first 200K

which is a laughable number for a galactic war

the germans fielded 5 million in ww2, russians incalculable

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>>676674666
nice trips.

when i was a kid i thought masturbation would only work if you lay down straight. so i used to do it on the floor for a while...

Parents told me that during thunderstorms Anything electronic was basically a death trap and that showering or going to the bathroom where to so I would hide in the basement during storms.

>>676678157
believe it or not, I had never watched a full Star Wars movie until I heard a new one was coming out, they never peaked my interest, I rushed to see all of them the day before going to see the newest one kek

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i watched gijoe, tied a garbage bag to my back like a parachute, and jumped off the roof of the shed.
I wanted to be a paratrooper, but I landed in a pile of fucking goatheads
pic related if you don't know what I mean.

I used to be that annoying fat kid that thought was special because his mom spoiled him too much, until I became aware of how embarrassing it was, that shit will haunt me till I die

>>676674875
I had the same problem. One time when I was a bit younger I lit a rubber band on fire and didn't want to drop it on the floor so it melted on my finger. I still have a scar on my finger from this.

>>676678157
Well, the empire had clones for a while. Then supplemented with recruits. Then lost the cloning facility during Vader's reign afterwards the army was exclusively recruits while the clones phased out. Return of the Jedi probably had clones in charge of the legions

>>676674666
Thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. Thought black people were the same as white people with different colored skin.

Put increasingly large things on train tracks. I later got arrested for putting a big metal garbage can on the tracks. Put aerosol cans in fire and hit them with baseball bats so they would rocket away from me and explode.

Yeah I don't know how did all this and I'm still alive.

>>676678578
I got hit by lightning overloaded PS3 a few years back. Your parents weren't lying.

>>676678494
Nah nigga. Germans fielded more around 13 million. The reds conscripted about 34 million.

>>676674875
i made napalm, and since i live in the desert, testing it down in the arroyo.
I may or may not have set some baby coyotes on fire.
never again.

thought that the Beatles were exterminators until I heard talk about a yellow submarine

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I thought that each time I took a breath my lungs were being used up, so I tried breathing as little as possible in fear of dying

>>676678474
Y you kek?

Believed that for every gear on my dirt bike (Honda 50) meant how fast but would go example: first gear is 10 miles and hour second is 20 and so fourth up to 6th even though the Honda only went up the third gear.

>>676678690

my cousin had the toy

we would climb onto the upstairs kitchen window sill and lean out to throw him and watch him glide to earth

how we never plummeted to our death on the concrete below is a mystery

>>676678846
Justin?

>>676679048
Because I though that it was a thing that you believed during your childhood.

>>676678980
goddammit, meant tested.
i haven't slept in like 40 hours.
>>676679129
oh man, I remember doing that shit with the ghetto plastic ones that you get from chuck e cheese.
except I liked to attach fireworks to them as I got older and sent hot plastic frag into my legs and didn't do that shit again.
good times.

>>676678690
Do you mean burs?

I never heard a faggot call them goat heads before

Thought that 1 horse power represented an actual horse so I thought 10 hp was the speed of 10 horses combined (damn that would be fast I thought)

>>676679217
Justin who?

>>676678690
Did this with an umbrella and a garbage bag and other shit never understood why it didn't work like I thought it would.

>>676679412
i live innasouthwest and that's what we call them here for the most part.
same shit, different name.
got like 40 of them all over my body, hurt like a motherfucker.

>>676679419
Ing

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>>676679217
Cameron? Fucking kek

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Everytime my mom and I passed by a giant crack she would say.
>"Anon you see those cracks? Every time a kid does something bad the devil grows and grows until they are able to break the ground and drag them to hell."

She also told me about a Lady named "Maria" who would take in bad kids and would mistreat them. I told her it was illegal to abuse kids but she back fired saying she's legally allowed to abuse kids.

At least I was a good boy.

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>>676679268
R u retarded or do you not read reply strings?

>>676679418
but isnt that partially correct? as far as i know a horsepower unit is equivalent of newtons of force that a regular horse could do

>>676679016
Omg how long did that last Anon? ??

Thought the exterminateor was the coolest guy ever and followed him when he took out a bee's nest long story short I got stung a shit ton that day.

>>676679682
Ah fuck. Nvm i know someone named Justin that is just like that post. I guess there are a lot of fat annoying Justins in this world.

I once thought gays were people.

>>676679412
You're both fags
Everyone knows they're called stickers

>>676674666
Though that kikes were equals, and not subhumans. Also that removal of kebab wasn't necessary.

>>676679836
u wot? you need commas m8

>>676679792
Very true but it's not the power of an actual horse, so..

>>676679725
Holy fuck your mom sounded brutal I've heard the step on a crack break your mothers back but not the drag you to hell thing.

>>676679753
No. Didn't read this particular one.

>>676678690
Those are called stickers, faggot.

Had a old plastic Sherman tank that was like 1:24 scale and was missing a few parts and my dad wanted to blow it up. But I didn't want him to till one day I agreed to him blowing it up so he used a steel plate and two m1000 under it one with a delay. And soon as the first one went off I ran to go check on it not realizing a second one was going to blow up. It blew up when I got about two feet away from it. Still have a scar on my bottom lip from where part of so thing but me. Happen when I was 12

>>676679725
You Latino my family had a similar story about the man in grey who had a giant dog and he would take bad kids away and you would never see them again scared the shit out of us.

>>676674666
Existence of god

>>676679799

until i was about 11 years old, it's not like i was doing it all the time, but whenever i would think about it again i would breathe as little as possible, it was as you can imagine, very annoying

>>676680261
KEK
did you get the EEEE?
i used to duct tape model rocket motors to the model cars I made and launched them off the roof.
sometimes i'd put a crack in the motors so they'd blow up.

>"okay class does anyone know what the elements are?"
>"you mean like fire, wind, earth and water?"
"only in the movies anon"
Fuck i was a dumb kid.

>>676674666
That i was right.

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>6th grade
>on a 5 day school trip to some camp
>forest area in Malibu right across the street from the beach
>pretty nice place
>like 2nd or 3rd day
>we're on a hike
>see a patch of sourgrass
>fucking grab that shit without thinking
>eating
>realize it was mixed in with a patch of poison oak
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>convince myself that I'm gonna die
>don't even ask any counselors if I'm okay cause I'm too afraid
>feel fine
>haven't gotten sick or felt bad at all
>still convince myself that I'm gonna die
>too retarded to rationalize with myself
>scared shitless for the rest of the trip
>trip ends
>go home
>realize I'm fine
>take celebratory shit

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>>676680361

>>676674666
I believed every spider, big or small, was out to murder me with deadly venom so they could drink my insides.

Also, sick trips

>>676680087
ofc not, i was referring to the force in energy a horse can do, like if you put one in a wheel attached to an electric generator and shit like that

I used to believe in ghosts, because I would hear voices and see things in one of our old houses when I was younger. Then I grew up and realized that hallucinations (visual and auditory) are a thing.

>>676675517
the innocence of this post makes me want to kill myself

>>676674666
Snorted a crushed up airhead cause I thought I was a badass. Motherfucker burned like no tomorrow and I lost my sense of smell in that nostril for like a month.

>>676680307
ropavejero or the llorona?

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>>676680577

>>676680477
It's too bad there isn't more call for a tribal shaman . You would have been able to quit school and teach other people.

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>>676680142
So, you're retarded then, or are you just a faggot?

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Pulled the school fire alarm, which sent every class in every grade outside.

That I would be happier growing up. Well shit.

I thought sex would just feel like a soothing massage. Don't know why I thought that. I wasn't told that was what it was like, that isn't what it's like.

I thought that Freddy Mercury was only gay because he had a sweet 'stache and wore leather pants.

>>676680111
checked

also, when I was younger, I wanted to see my brother's bird drink water. I have never seen his pet bird (it was a parrot) drink water before, so I forced it. I unintentionally drowned my brother's pet birdbro. Apparently their nose are on their beak.

i fervently believed the shit from KND and actually hated adults, i always said as a kid that i would never become one because they´re bad and the drink and smoke, you know all that impure shit, now look at me, an alcoholic chainsmoker who hates everything

yay for me

>tfw you´ll never be a kid again

>>676681109
Try a prostate massage

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>>676674666
That god wasn't real.

>>676680874
Description was like the ropaverjo but what he did was closer to the llorona.

When I was in middle school, we used to buy locks and trap the teachers in the bathroom while they were taking a shit, shit was funny, I miss those days

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the stickman...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl1b0jl9tlA

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>>676681315


>tfw you´ll never be a kid again

...that I would always get erections when needed.

>>676674666
>the only difference between the races is skin color
>the world cares about truth and always wants to progress towards something better
>jews are a religion
>hitler did something wrong

>>676681342
It's a little bit more exciting than that, anon.

>>676675306
Hey
I did this too
What state you happen to be in anon

Literally every time, without fail, if I saw a midget in public until i was like 10, I'd yell "LOOK A MIDGET." and my family would scramble and run out of wherever we were when it happened and I didn't think it was funny or anything. Just announced every time I saw a midget.

>>676681393
It's crying. I'd step on it for free.
Just to be able to silence a crying baby without any legal repercussions.

Could we consider this a superpower? Ability to stop babies from crying nonstop right into my fucking ear?

>>676681003
Always wanted to do this but got freaked out cause people told me it was coated in an ink so they could see who pulled it or that it had a jelly which took a perfect imprint of your fingerprint.

>>676675306
>we where not smart kids.
>where

still arent

>>676681402
my grandma used to tell me and my brother about the coco, which is like the ropavejero, she said that if i dont be careful at nights he was going to get me and take me away or some shit like that

thats how i got scared of the dark, also ayyliens, still get scared of them

I believed that geodes and Brazil nuts came from black people.

>>676676030
This is true though.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054

>>676674666
Everytime I'd walk though a door way I'd hop and tap the top of it with two hands.

>>676681404
oh man, fucking classic.
right at the end of the year before I was gonna move, on the last day of school I wore my dad's steel toe boots and kicked my teacher as hard as I could right in the nuts.
fucking priceless.

>>676681541
Cali shit was so fun but hurt like a bitch plus our parents always where freaked out when we came back with bruises and shit on us.

>>676678690
fucking hate puncture vines

>>676681955
you're fucking pussies, we did that shit with lag bolts I found lying around in the garage.
I still walk with a limp, but it was worth it to invite the neighborhood asshole kid over and throw a 1x8 inch bolt right in his fucking face.

>>676681693
Man fucking Latino parents scared the shit out of their kids.

>>676680470
Yea was the biggest what the fuck stumbled back a few steps as well. And shit that sounds like a blast to this day

>>676681821
I bet it must felt good anon

I use to think there were people under ever intersection that controlled the lights and that pushing the cross walk button it made a buzzing sounds to let them know u were there

dade puts toddler seat inside of mum, and during birth, cut open mum's stomach and out comes baby

>>676682161
Ha yeah there was always that one kid who got the worst of it just cause he was a whiny annoying asshole. One time he told our parents on us and next time we saw him it was like that scene from full metal jacket where they beat private Pyle. Wonder whatever happened to him.

>>676682407
>implying that's not how it works

I used to believe that sex had nothing to do with reproducing. When you wanted a baby, you'd pray to god for it. But to me, sex was just some dirty, fun activity that adults enjoyed.

>>676676544
Go back to
>>676665354

>>676682407
Used to think that there was a special way to turn the light red if you pressed the button in a certain way.

>>676677622
That's called "advertising"

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>>676674666
>you shouldn't post in this thread
>>676675052 → →
worst mistake i ever made

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>>676676060
You are ready to become one with the Slav

>>676674666
When watching black and white films/TV I used to think that the world back then was literally black and white and somehow it suddenly became coloured

>>676682188
nah man, that shit is nothing compared to the mighty chancla, that shit is worse than guantanamo

>>676677537
Your toilet isn't meant to hold that much weight on its rim. It's made of porcelain, basically a type of glass/clay.

With these facts in mind, enjoy tearing the major arteries in your legs and bleeding out in a puddle of your own piss and shit.

DO NOT DO THIS.

>>676682839
this, i still cant imagine a pre-colour tv world in colours

shit is mindboggling

>>676678044
He is stupid. He somehow lost his thread.
>>676665354

>>676682861
fuck that me and brothers would get beaten so bad for being little shits to eachother.

When I was 9, a girl from a broken home; single mom, in my class, convinced me to leave school at lunch.

We fucked.

>>676674666
nice trips,

as a kid, I was in grade 3 and someone kid in grade 6 told me that 2 astronauts jumped into a black hole and one removed his mask before going into the hole and survived, keeping your mask on in the black hole kills you. I believed this up until 17. When I learnt that no one has seen a black hole, I felt fucking stupid for believing others.

>>676676325
This is true.

>>676679412
Calm down newfag. Just because this is 4chan doesn't mean you have to insult people every time you post.

>>676674666
Stood in front of a burning lighter. It conbusted in my face. Burned my nostrils.

Used to play with fire
Thought I knew everything
Would throw bricks and rocks at eachother
Would Roll up leaves in post it notes and smoke them.

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>>676677589
>>676677709

I stuck an Allen wrench in an electrical outlet

>>676683364
Where you able to get it up?

Growing up, I just assumed that girls had penises just like me, so when I saw my first vagina it scared me. I didn't really know what to think of it.

>>676683174
>tfw your father snaps the belt
you better run nigga

>>676683600
why the fuck not you retarded piece of shit? gb2reddit, you bloody wankster

When I was in middle school, there was this little stand on the way home that sold chicken, owned by some fat old woman, I don't know why but at that time I thought I would be funny to steal that shit they use to smash the meat, I brought it to class and I didn't expect everyone would be so fucking amuse, it became tradition until the lady died, I might go to hell but shit was hilarious

>>676684028
Mother fucker had different belts to the thin leathery one was his goto for small things but you really pissed him off he got his studded belt with a big ass belt buckle he pulled out that one you just about shit your pants.

>>676684167
Atleast you're on the right board to be ironically retarded.

You are of course just being ironic, right?

>>676684404
Different replier here. Sounds like it worked a treat then. Do Latino parents still act this way?

>>676684404
wtf? thats just plain abuse, my parents would just pinch my arms, snap the belt or just pull my ears, not full yihad punishment on me

you know you´re low income if your parents did that to you, where are you from? the north of mexico? damn son

>>676684404
that belt snap, man... I remember when I got to the age where I realized that there was no use in running. I would just stand and start crying.

>>676684745
nah, only poor ones, the rest just dont give a fuck about their kids or the kids are so into mincraft they dont do stupid shit that deserves punishment

>>676684745
Not as much, but yeah they're still pretty brutal

>>676684759
LA and damned if every other kid on the block didn't get the same punishment. Latino mothers are cruel you did something stupid at a friends house you bet your ass mom heard about it.

I honestly thought work would be fun
And girls were icky

Now all I wanna do is retire and fuck girls my how times change

>>676685210
This girls used to have cooties and they would use it against you now I want to fuck anything that has a pulse.

>>676684888
That's disappointing.

>>676684912
Young latinas would make good moms if they have not gone all liberal.

>>676681611
It does. There's a little vial of ink above it which is very difficult to wash off.

>>676674875
Same.
I loved fire as a kid. Once i stole a zippo an watched the fire until it didn't have fuel anymore. That was a great night.

>>676685210
the best part is, once you reach the point where you don't have to worry about working anymore, your girl will be dead, a gold digger, or will have left you.
life is cruel, isn't it?

Thunderstorms man would scare the shit outta me would run around screaming like a tard and if the power goes out I would think its the end of the world

>>676685061
ah yes, chicanos, worse than northern or poor mexicans, you burtal barbaric motherfcukers

>>676685413
yeah, american "culture" is fucking up modern generations

>>676685940
This

>>676681821
You're a shit faced liar.

>>676682037
The worst thing about thorn buds was they stuck to your clothing

>>676674666

Spent too much time on the Internet

>>676682515
Lol

There's no detection system in any intersection. They set the lights to change at intervals, based on how busy the street is.

The amount of monitoring equipment required would fill up an entire football field.

>>676682839
Read/Watch "The Giver"

Spoiler alert: What he gave is colour.

>>676683840
I started fapping at a very young age, and I can personally confirm that children can infact have orgasms atleast as young as 9. She seemed to have enjoyed herself too but I can't remember much, her attitude just changed from bossy older sister type, to receptive, moe little sister.

>>676686831

Man fuck you I was about to finish that book

>>676674666
I thought a monster lived under the toilet, and flushing made it mad.

>>676674666
I thought I damaged my penis the first time I masturbated, it hurt like hell and then white pee came out. didn't do it again for months.

>>676687090
It does

>>676687065
There is no real point in the plot where The Giver gives somebody colour, but if I told you the specifics, now THAT would be a spoiler.

>>676687435
Well this thread is dying so I'm going to spoil it because it feels like I'm leaving a job undone.

At the end you discover The Giver, is actually the person who is removing colour from the area. When the protag leaves the town, he starts seeing colour. The book ends shortly afterwards.

The most memorable part for me was how the author tried to describe colour from the point of a colour blind person.

>>676686656
Kek, faggot.
There are coils under the road.

>>676685691
Haha so true

>>676674666
That vaccines are safe
What horseshit that turned out to be

>>676674666
I believed i would do something with my life

>>676688517
"Some lights don't have any sort of detectors. For example, in a large city, the traffic lights may simply operate on timers -- no matter what time of day it is, there is going to be a lot of traffic."

Shut up you cock mongling grinman.

>>676674875
I belived girls would grow dicks when they grew up

>>676675283
wait.. they aren't?

>>676689261
Whether the original post was by you or someone else, the claim was that no lights work on a sensor.
Don't be so salty, peaches.

>I was on kindergarten
>Once I was late
>I was just arriving with my mom
>There was an helicopter passing
>My mom decided to tell me it was looking for me so I runned faster to the entrance
>I got scared as shit
>Didn't want to go to break ro to any outside activities
>Grow a trauma with helicoters during whole kindergarten and part of midle school

>>676676993
No, shoes with flames made you run faster, its a proven fact. Why do you think some cars have flame decals, so they could go faster.

>>676690036
Oh now you're going for the smooth approach.

I liked you better when you just called people a faggot, atleast you didn't appear to be a smug little prick over some stupid internet argument I'll forget in the 2 minutes it takes me to brush my teeth.

My city expanded very quickly, but has little funding or tourism. As a result, nearly every single stoplight in my city works on a timer, which is tweaked every year to make up for traffic.

I'm sorry my knowledge is local and therefore useful.

>>676689261
are you saying that you honestly believe that many cities street lights have sensors to detect traffic?

you dont leave you mums basement much eh?

>>676690635
Are you able to read? You're agreeing with me.

>>676678916
That happened to me, but with PS2. It was pretty kool. Through the screws in the back of the controller, into my hands, out my ass, and back, into the springs of the couch I was on, and shocked both the dudes I was sitting with. Electricity is no fucking joke.

>>676690635
>>676690731
Okay goodnight then, like I just said about brushing my teeth it's time to forget all the retards I just had a dumb internet argument with.

You take too fucking long to type.

Honestly I didn't believe a lot of stupid shit as a kid, but there are a few.
>thought that npcs were controlled by people
>thought extremely dark complected/tan grandfather was black

>>676690731
i was questioning you retardness, ofc they dont have sensors, that would be very expensive and not more effective than just timed traffic lights, fuck, you must be like 12yo

>>676691130
kbay, not everyone here is just waiting to have an epic debate in a north korean cave painting e-meeting

>>676677030
God she's fuck ugly.

Thought bleaching your hair meant you actually used bleach.

Dumped bleach in hair. Massaged in like shampoo. Chemical burns on scalp and forehead, hair fell out in big patches.

>>676691503
Alright brushed my teeth, fucking finally.

Very original but I'm 25.

I'm not here to have a debate, nobody is, like you said. I'm just here to post stuff and see the reaction. Sometimes I believe what I say, sometimes I don't.

Again, you and I are on the same page, we both agree it would be too expensive for traffic lights to have sensors, especially cameras like was implied. There is also environmental issues like snow, which would render the lights useless.

9/10 lights are on timers. Coils are reserved for certain places where they're necessary.

What I don't understand is how you're giving me negative reception for a comment you agree with.

This is why I call you people retards.

Gooooooodniiiiight faggot. This time for real. Please respond, knowing full well I'm not here. Again.

Like you're putting on a show for your fellow Anonymous user. How pathetic.

Thought that the US flag was a map of the United States

>>676692369
1/10 traffic lights have sensors.

I believed life would get better...

>>676692829
1/10 people are Christian.