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Fluffers: The Thread
dev u nasty
Achtung
>>676666202
It's a pity though, I really enjoy programming. Guess I'll just have to live with them.
Well guess who just got of work hehe
Dev, come to bed.
first for data structures are useful and fun
>>676667119
just get into java or python or some other language that doesn't use them
Nibi I am the deepest, darkest desires of your heart manifested.
>>676666956
you didnt know any better. and no one blames you for all those poor tes you stomped on. all the indian burns
>>676667124
ehhh
I dont like used buttholes. Thats why I like virgins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipe-PH6CBa0
>>676667267
Worst part is, I started to like it. Then it was all I wanted to do...
>>676667124
Details!
>>676667416
So you can only fuck the same person once?
I'm a virgin.
>>676667339
wanna just look up me instead?
>>676667567
one of them owns a dog
the other one has a wife and kids
>>676667497
Yesssss
>>676667518
it was the micro chip they implanted into you. it fed the aggression they made.
>>676667657
yes
>>676667657
How many times have you hooked up with them?
>>676667575
Yea, also I steal their lifeforce/soul essence from taking their virginity so I become stronger.
>>676667577
I dont believe you
I like Gloebis
>>676667577
Need someone to break you in?
>>676667657
>the other one owns a wife and kids
>>676666666
Dev, lick my taint.
Im crying with his jacket zipped up around my pillow. I know he doesn't love me anymore, but I need his love so badly. What is a dog to do? Make be feel /b/etter or worse
>>676667950
well, sure
>>676667820
my futons really comfy you might have to sleep on it
>>676667848
none, what the fuck?
>>676668196
You're not a fucking dog, you fucking autist.
>>676668261
okay deal
I have a car now btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvt6Yl5rPU
dat gareth
>>676668209
I saw that the first skim through.
>>676668314
I can't help that I was born this way
>>676668490
Kinda like
>>676668645
That is fucking disturbing. Like, the artwork is fine, but this shit here, just... why?
>>676667743
It was worse after my first tour. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.
Just... stomping on the toes. and laughing...
EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE HAPPY
WHICH MEANS YOU AND ME, MY LOVE
>>676668472
hey cool
i can't offer anything because my fiance does not know you and it might be odd
perhaps we can hang out in cinci or something sometime
>>676668578
hawkeye
>>676668747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGSXdj-gj0
>>676668938
Hiii! Blargs back today. I just got off work and on my way home! Yay
>>676668645
I put my cock away after seeing this...thanks man.
>>676668669
So am I the dog or the horse?
>>676669260
No posting and driving
Man I hate when I find a song right before I'm gonna go to bed.
>>676669031
yeah i feel like it would be kinda weird as well
especially since you said he is uncomfortable with hanging out with people significantly younger than him
but hanging out sometime would be awesome
>>676669558
Butt whyyyysss and anyways I'm home now soo mehhhh
>>676669185
A bit more "meh".
>>676669986
you could have been >676669999
but you failed us
>>676670079
I just linked it because of the video. It's hilarious.
>>676669999
I'M TIRED OK
>>676669309
that'd be a cool name in your language, right?
>>676669986
it's kind of sad, all his college friends are still in AL and he doesn't want to chill with like 20 year olds, which i understand. i suppose this is kind of the problem we have by being four years apart.
I scared Wem off
>>676670274
thank fucking god
I was gonna link your other post with like hearts or something but I got distracted and forgot
>>676670379
he's just an ageist
Just come cuddle with me. I have pizza, brownies, and beer.
>>676670301
I do not share your humor.
>>676670379
Maybe, Duke knows more than me.
>freklz forgets me
>>676670687
i think he doesn't want to come across as juvenile or creepy, even though it stops mattering much after 22 unless you are decades apart
>>676670765
oh yea you mentioned he was as well. i'll ask him about it in lieu of his extreme sexual deviancy next i see him.
>>676669558
i want to fuck killua
>>676670379
Hey! saw last night that you used to be in marching band/DC.
>>676670816
d-don't think you're anyhting special just because of that
I forget everyone!
>>676670885
he should stop worrying about that shit and just talk to people as people
>>676670893
No, go away.
>>676667863
the thumbs are backwards...
hi i am an alpha male, which one of you cucks is gonna suck my big bear dick.
>>676669495
Horse, I made it after you kept asking people for butts.
>>676670885
We are polar opposites. He has sex with nearly anyone he can and I cant even get someone to hug me.
>>676671490
Pshh. You're no bear.
>>676672122
paint my nails
>>676671490
You are not. You're a little girl
>>676671971
There are plenty of people who would hug you, you troglodyte.
id hug nibi
>>676672572
Why? He's so stuck up and rejects everyone for literally no reason.
>>676671490
Oh rly?
>>676672765
he is a sweetheart on the inside
>>676672572
Nibs needs hugs, we can tandem hug him
>>676671971
YOU HEAR THAT?
Blarg would hug you ! I promises. And so would my putbull. He would hug you too! I only lurked till recently (yesterday I thinks?) And you seem amazing! So ehh I'll stop talking bows. Nows.
>>676672489
>irl
>>676672572
>>676672765
I like freklz
>>676671172
yea, at my university
>>676671371
i mean, he does, but the context kind of changes in person. i think mostly he just misses his other friends.
>>676671971
>>676672489
>>676672572
>>676672884
I know he's a pretty playful pup but he doesn't need to be a dick.
>>676673255
Dude right on! I played trumpet for my HS band but picked up guitar when I went into college. It was super fun
i like you too nibi
>>676673338
that is just how he is
nothing wrong with it
>>676672900
noO
>>676673255
W-would you?
>>676673536
i played tuba. i own a tuba but i do not have it with me and it causes sadness. i have a few guitars as well
>>676673686
yea sure
lol u guys r fokn gay
>>676673686
(Blarg wraps arms around nibi. ) hug trains!
tuba or sousaphone
>>676673779
One second hugs tho, I dont want it to get weird.
>>676672312
I..know how to do that.
>>676673896
Who the hell is blag, you weirdo.
>>676673779
Tubas are fun. Where is it?
>>676673686
Yesss, we will break you
>>676673931
wonderful
sweet dreams~
>>676674046
maybe blarg is warg
>>676673896
Hiya Blarg
doll me up katia
bye deewy
>>676674091
mom's house across the continent.
>>676673899
granted.
>>676674391
Hi hi! How was everyone's days?
>>676674459
who are you supposed to be
awoo
>>676674523
I watched Trump BTFO cruz and Anderson cooper. That was pretty neat.
>>676674576
it's bandages, the gay-not-gay fag, of course!
>>676674576
my name is not important
>>676674046
>>676674202
Nope my names is blarg. I'm new here. I lurked for a while and never got the nerves or my girlfriend, now ex, was spending the night so I was not able to talk much so I didnt.
Very nice to me you guys! Oh BTW I live in florida! Yay.
Woah just woke up from a dream where I didn't know what I was fucking.
>>676674520
At least you have guitars
>>676674523
Meh
>>676674624
awoooga
>>676674829
>girlfriend
HAHA nice try, faggot. We all know you're gay.
you can be gay and still have a girlfriend
>>676674091
Psh, right.
>>676674520
Sehr gut
>>676671473
kek'd
>>676674856
Why haven't we gone out on a date yet undies guy?
>>676674754
Omg I have it all saved but I haven't gotten to watch it yet. My day off is Thursday and Friday this week so I'm going to catch up on the walking dead and all the debates I missed. And my ex might come over so yay/ idk how to feel.
>>676675130
ill festive ur selebration
>>676675020
Not if you're a guy!
>>676675020
the one time i had this i was fingered by a girl and it was very awkward let me point this out
gotta leave in 20 min ;_;
>>676675020
Agreed
>>676674915
And I like women more honestly. But love comes where ever you find it or how ever the saying goes!
>>676675227
That's pretty neat. It's worth the watch certainly.
>>676675440
>liking women
Please, anon. Women are the worst type of humans
>>676675355
But you just got here! How'd your first day at the new job go?
>>676674906
had to leave one in birmingham and haven't played the other one since last september
>>676675042
touchin you touchin me
>>676675279
u herd me
>>676675355
what did you even just say
>>676675163
Lol probably because I get off on these threads and that's where it ends for me.
>>676675615
Hmm honestly idk. I always liked more feminine men when ever I have had a boy. Still a virgin to men though haha. Been on a few dates. And all.>>676675615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
euphoric music
>>676675629
It was good-boring. Not too hard, they let met chill because they're too busy themselves to teach me for now.
>>676675710
the truth
image.jpg filters have never not been a good thing
>>676675694
Oh?
>>676674199
Night.
>>676675927
>>676675927
>>676675927
this.
mobile posters are doing it wrong.
>>676675814
You need to make a kik and add me for science
>>676675814
What's up under-roo?
>>676675694
Guitars? Pick it up! You know she wants it
>>676676184
r u bandages
those are really ugly underwears, too
invest in some nicer ones please
>>676675814
Oh come on hot stuff. We could go out to eat, then see a movie and maybe after that you can come over to my place for some drinking and vidya then you can pass out on my bed with me.
>>676676184
For bohner science!!!
heeeeeeeeeee
>>676675934
oh.
>>676676242
i do not want PUSSY
>>676676244
I don't think so
>>676676184
Lol sorry I like it to just stay here.
>>676676242
Hey bud, nothing much. Just recovering from an exciting dream.
>>676676543
are you drunk
Oh and my tattoo hurts still it should be almost healed already !
How do you clean your ass under the shower? Do you spread your cheeks and let the water flow?
>>676676783
heya son
>>676676888
I WANT TO SEE BIG ASS HOLE!!!!!
>>676676798
>shit
>squat
>shave all inches of area
>finger butt hole with light soap
>boi hole is good to goat
>>676676640
no, it's not even me
and why would I be drunk before work
>>676676359
Horny me likes the idea and that pic but i can't see myself doing all that. Just doesn't click with me.
>>676676566
Your... Your guitar Dom.
>>676676604
You just woke up? You strayan?
>>676676543
Dirty!
And that's how my last job was. Milked it for over 2 years.
honestly they're pretty cute
>>676677214
my guitar is a fat middle aged mexican woman
>>676677166
it is just a hypothesis that fits the data I had at the time
>>676677284
Is her name Griselda?
>>676677067
You like ASS?
>>676677284
Hey my acustic bass guitar is a fat black lady from the island of haiti.
Blarg
>>676677214
Nah I was dreaming of fucking and when I was gonna cum I woke up.
>>676677214
dirty is my middle name
laundry is my last name
I got this job for 3 months only, unfortunately
>>676677475
she has no name
that is not even a mexican name
>>676677479
i am addicted to the ass
>>676677512
that's wonderful, what is her name
>>676677199
You just gotta let go of those lame inhibitions and enjoy yourself!
>>676677535
S H A V E
H
A
V
E
>>676677051
Man we need more bondage.
>>676677620
Her name is winnesjimad
afk for like an hour
>>676677820
hey, i like it
im thinkin about naming mine nraktu wzoweunwbrwe
>>676677653
Lol I know I know.
>>676677731
Yeah I will.
afk for like 9 hours
cya o/
>>676677512
Get NS bud.
>>676677535
Oh. ok
>>676677609
Aww man, temp gig?
>>676677620
I've only ever met mexican women named that
>>676677802
You ever done it before?
>>676678095
Bye Frosh
>>676677950
So just do it! You're missing out on a great time.
Also, don't shave. That's for girls and faggots.
>not being a girl and a faggot
>>676678095
Later, sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
>>676678112
What is ns. They all talked about that the other day
>>676678161
Haven't done anything before. Would love to try pic related though.
>>676678531
Namesync brothaman
>>676678531
And owwie my dog just stepped on my nut before he walked to his side of the bedz
>>676678623
I'm on my phone sadly. I need to sleeps
Bye guys blarg is outies. I need my rest and so does my back.
>>676678584
The rimjob or the dildo and as the top or bottom?
>>676673536
MORE LIKE THIS
>>676678308
Can't help it I'm just not attracted to real dudes. If I see them i instantly lose my boner.
>>676678824
The former. Something about it...
>>676678844
Like what?
>>676678928
you just haven't seen the right dude yet
>>676678928
You can still cuddle right? Maybe use some assistance getting off?
I'd like to rub on those boxer shorts there..
>>676679277
Heya Self. Is that actually you?
>>676678976
So you want to give a rimjob huh?
delete this
>>676679277
Lol I don't think it's possible, I'm attracted to girls, but these threads are like that one thing you jerk off to where you don't know why but it works.
fluff thread? sorry i'm so late guys
IT'S TOO LATE
>>676679503
nope
>>676679667
oh well
>>676679451
Lol if you were just hands like in that picture, I'd let you play with my cock all night.
DELETE THIS
>>676679969
Now you're just toying with me
>>676679969
Lol but if I was gay I'd find you first since you seem like a cool dude.
>>676679979
What if I were behind you and all you could see were my hands?
Dead?
>>676680772
Seems like that would solve it huh?
>>676681134
I guess it does. Tell me, is that dick ticklish?
for every day we are above the grass brings us ever closer to an eternity under it
