This little fucker crawled out from behind my washing machine tonight, waddled out
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This little fucker crawled out from behind my washing machine tonight, waddled out without a care in the world that I was there, like he wanted help.
Turns out I think he's been fucking eating the insulation behind the washing machine, there was a whole pile of it dug out, and now I think he's dying because he's been eating that shit. Tried to give him some water but he wouldn't drink, and he just keeps rolling over like he's falling asleep when he tries to walk.
What do? Put him out of his misery?
Stomp head in m80
That insulation does look delicious.
Throw him in the washing machine
Take him to the vet and stop and nothing to make sure that little badass lives
>>676652995
fuuuuuuck bud that rat is in haaaaaard shape.
Looks old and it has shit itself, probably dying of natural causes..
>>676652995
Can you please post more pics of it
>>676652995
flush him down the toilet
Just put it out of it's misery OP
>>676652995
Pour acid on his feet. Then on his balls. Then on one eye and then the other. Then right in the middle of him on the underside.
>>676652995
Poor little guy :(
If dubs you gotta put it in a sock, and use the sock as a club
>>676653519
He looks fucko'd
dissect it
>>676653748
how's freshman year of high school going so far champ?
it's cute.... Any way you can operate on him and stitch him back up?
>>676654105
he looks like he just had a fucking Vietnam flashback
Make him as comfortable as possible and wear thick gloves if you have them. He's wild, he can bite, and there's no telling what kind of diseases he's carrying.
Just let nature take its course OP. There's nothing anyone can do about it.
>>676654105
he might just be old as fuck. his teeth are yellow as hell and his skin is pale. they only live 2-3 years.
>>676652995
Set him on fire and flush down the toilet
>>676654222
checked
after he is rip, dissect him.
fuck it
Bust a nut on him
>>676654388
nice dubs
Space program
>>676654105
I want to put a piano in front of it
>>676654388
NO BIRD THATS NOT MILK
>>676654104
>>676654305
cancer pls go
Get him to a vet
>>676654305
By the looks of his reply, pretty bad.
Someone had just posted an older "dying mouse" feels thread not that long ago..
Give it a proper Viking funeral. Send him off to Mouse Valhalla.
>>676654388
dubs have spoken.
>nut the rat
Put it out in your front yard and forget about it.
>>676654105
Please save him
>>676652995
Take the poor fucker to the vet, OP.
>>676654388
dubs has spoken
>>676654588
dubs demand it
come on on op
Sleep tight, Ratto.
rolling for after nut has been busted throw at wall as hard as you can
>>676654588
Nut the rat! Nut the rat!
>>676654644
>>676654588
the dubs want this op
>>676654388
Nut the fucking rat
>>676654644
double dubs demand
let a cat fuck around with it
>>676654588
Dubs dubs of the same dubs.
OP dont be a bitch.
>>676654788
TRIPLE DUBS DEMANDS IT
>>676654788
I FUCKING TRIPPLED OF THE SAME DUBBS HOLY SHIT OP YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER.
>>676654788
>>676654588
>>676654388
>>676654788
Triple dubs demand
>>676654788
do it op you faggot
>>676654105
I would say to find him a box and put him in it with food and water, care for him for a few days then bust a nut in his mouth
Take that baby squirrel to the vet immediately
>>676654388
Do it OP
Come on OP, nut on the rat then throw it as hard as you can against a wall.
>>676652995
Roll for dubs and put it in the microwave.
>>676654999
Trips, op pls
>>676654999
TRIPS DUBS AND ACTUAL TRIPS DEMAND IT
NUT THE FUCKING RAT
>>676654999
TRIPS DEMANDS IT OP
>>676654936
claim your own dubs nigger
>>676654678
top kek
>>676652995
Break out the nail clippers and go for his wee wee.
>>676654388
Roll
>>676655154
Three dubs
One trips
Pls op
is he ok right now?
Hes hurting, kill him fast and easy.
>>676655165
ohh shit your right, I got 38 saw it as 88.
my autistic dyslexic ass my b.
How did you catch him? We had a few mice and they were so fast it looked like a blur when they ran. Got them with a sticky pad
set it on fire
>>676654222
Trips beat dubs faggots
Light his ass a blaze
>>676655344
>ate insulation behind washer
yeah he is fine except for the fiberglass in him
>>676652995
EAT IT
>>676654478
>highly underrated post
>>676655524
I got trips too so now it's 1 to 1 for and against nutting, fucking neckbeard
>>676654999
Keep the eggs, keep warm until they hatch and raise them as your own
you only have 3 options
1) kill it
2) go to the end of the earth and back to save this little fella
3) give him facial
OP is a fag.
MOUSIE IN POOPAR NAO!!!!
>>676655500
set fire to that little nut busted faggot
>>676655733
Kek
>>676654999
>dubs
>dubs
>dubs
>dubs
>trips
DO IT OP YOU NIGGER
>>676655524
we have 3 88s and a trip, go fuck yourself.
>>676654388
just do it
>>676654388
cmon OP
nut the rato
>>676655678
Agree
>>676655697
Okay, now let's be humane. The little fucker was eating insulation, don't you think this is a little too far? Just kidding, /b/ never surprises me anymore. He should just be let to die in peace though
>>676655888
dubs trips
COME ON OP
Light him on fire
>>676655888
Oh shit ratto
>>676652995
>>676654105
faggot op
>>676655888
Holy shit op do it now or forever be a nigger
>>676655888
trips strikes again
>>676655888
oh wow
>>676655955
dubs demands it
>>676654218
kek'd hard
>>676655888
two trips and four dubs command
game over
>>676655888
>>676654999
>>676656000
Three trips demands it op
this is more of a get thread now
don't do it OP.. the poor thing is already on its way out..
>>676656000
nice numbers
>>676655888
now you have to, OP
>>676655888
LOL NUT THE RATO
>>676655524
You fucking twat what are you on about
>>676656076
bruh nutting that rat has 3 88s 3 other dubs and 2 trips. fuck you.
ok fine ill get trips 1 more time for the facial rat.
111
>>676655888
LOOK AT THIS SHIT OP
DO IT
>>676656103
make that three
>>676654999
>>676655888
>>676656000
tripple nipple trips
NUT ON THE POOR THING
>>676654388
When the dubs talk, OP needs to listen.
>>676654388
OP better be jerking off right now preparing to cover this fucking rato in a tidal wave of white love
one trips to rule them all dont do it op
>>676656223
So close
>>676656286
Kek
>>676656000
Oh my.fucking god this entire thread is a roll goldmine
>>676656286
I'm beautiful positive that is occurring
**KILL THE RATO***
>>676654820
My cat just ignores him. Tried to give him some water but he almost drowned he's so out of it.
>>676654388
I will not nut ratchan.
>>676656200
MORE DUBS
NUT THE RAT
NUT ON VERMIN
>>676656433
No kill, only nut
Pour bleach on it
>>676656453
YOU FUCKING BITCH
no Op its not ok
>>676656358
I got banned for a month for posting this once.
>>676656320
these trips rule it so
>>676656453
Forgot pic
Someone else nut on a rat.
OP is fucking gay, AS USUAL.
>>676654334
wholly fuck thats depressing. nature y u so evil?
2 trips
many dubs
It's a sign, moot returneth
Scratch ur crusty ass with rats ass
>>676656501
nut and kill rato
>>676652995
Take it to a vet
>>676656433
Nut on ratto
Set ratto on fire
Kill ratto
Op you have a choice
>>676656453
If quads nut the rat
NO OP
>>676656558
your cat is a colossal faggot
This thread has such delightful digits. Nut on it.
quads get for nut on rat
nut it
>>676656453
again, faggot op
>>676656637
Fucking this plz
Just drown it, or hit it with a shovel or something
>>676656453
DO IT FAGGOT
ALL THE GETS
ITS THE LAW
>>676656655
dub dubs says don't do it OP
>>676656558
Hey op, put it somewhere warm, with a little platter of water and some lettuce
>>676656558
your cat looks like a ass
NUT THE FUCKING RAT YOU SHITSKIN
NUT THE RATO
THE GETS DONT LIE
>>676656453
OP YOU FAGGOT THE TRIPS CANNOT BE CAST ASIDE. NUT THE RAT
>>676656453
Don't be a fgt
>>676656762
dubs trips override your double dubs faggot
>>676655888
>>676656558
cat and a rat alongside, fiiiiiggggggghhhhttttt
>>676656811
checked again
>>676656766
Dubs agrees
>>676656766
1 dubs vs 3 trips and fiddy other dubs
>>676656811
NUT THE RATO
