don't revenge.
an hero instead.
do a flip faggot.

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>>676643012

to much edge for me bro.

>>676642754
Ask her out for a date.

>>676642754
Just keep cutting her cable lines.. Or the source of her internet

>>676642754
Befriend her. Find out what game she is playing. Join her sever and dedicate your game time to destroying her

>7am wake up for work
>Point speakers at wall
>Full blast Nyan Cat for 10 hours

Will drive her fucking crazy. After that any time she starts being loud, Blast Nyan cat at her walls.

Condition that fat bitch Pavlov style.

>>676642754
try a bomb

>>676642754
You need to sneak in to get to the front door once. Superglue in the lock.

>>676642754
catfish the bitch

>>676643631
I tried hopping on her wifi but it rejects after 5 failed attempts for like 3 minutes cooldown

cut her fucking internet cable. hear shitshow as she has a meltdown

>>676644724
Don't get on her wifi. Cut her cable line or telephone line or kick her satellite dish off the roof... Whatever it is. Do it every night if you have to, it's not an emergency and she won't be able to get it repaired til at least morning. If problem persists, burn the place down. But you must remain inside also so you're not a suspect.

>>676644643
This. Bitch wont know what hit her but the key will never fit the lock again. She changes, you glue it again. Also stinky things in mailbox maybe egg her window and so on. Message move or keep livin in hell!

>ITT: Retarded basement dwellers who don't know how to handle everyday situations.

I dunno... have you thought of calling the landlord/police with a noise complaint? You know... how normal people do it?

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Try these

>>676645192
reasonable

>>676644294
best

>>676645192
Faggot if OP wanted this kind of answer why would he ask /b/?

>>676642754
Wifi jammer. Cheap or easy to make yourself. It will destroy her. Whenever she screaming or it's late turn it on.

>>676644294
I don't know what the fuck Nyan Cat is but I like this. I'd use black metal if it were me.

>>676642754
She just needs a good fuck. Give me her number, I'll get her done.

>>676645192
Call your local PD every night at 2am and complain about something menial, but valid. By the 3rd night, the police are going to hate you, not arrest the guy for being hard of hearing.

>>676645539
That'd coz you're a Faggot. A fat gamer bitch would be into metal, that's pretty much the only faggots who listen to that

>>676644294
It work probably work considering she seems like a total bitch

>>676645539
>I don't know what the fuck Nyan Cat is

>>676643408
And then crush her heart like a bug

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>>676645192

I own my top floor flat, and I have called their landlord, he says he talked to her about it... but it persists...

>>676645713
Kek I don't listen to black metal, I'd just use it for this purpose because it rapes ears.

>>676645539
Why black metal when you could go with goregrind?

First ask her out on a date and once yout two have happily been enganged in the sexy times one night take some of your friends jizz in a turkey baster(note make sure its a nigger for better affect) then insert the turkey baster into her vagania after being sure to not spill let ferment for 9 months acting happy that your "gf" is pregnant after birthin of the babies raise kids in middle classed suburbs. Marry...and continue on with live until the 20 of september on the year of 2019 i shall break into your house and rape your wife pls dont desam8 me in the proccess as this step is crucial in the revenge once i have left make sure to call the police two days later and i should be in guatamala by then
After police notice i have busted and left tell police about nigger freind who has hated you since pre k
They shall find le nigger and put him in jail after this step is done divorce wife leaving all the nigglets with her return to your old apartment and notice plane ticket on top of panties in living room couch
Proceed to come over to guatamala and live with me as we shall become very rich in the drug busness i have started
Later on after me dying in freak rhino racing accident and you taking over the business make sure you sell it for 509,000 dollas and then proceed to live up my name in rhino racing continue?

>>676643927
This

Well obviously you need to take a dump put it a paper bag. Set it on fire on here front porch. Beat the shit out the front door. I mean kick that shit. Kick that shit as hard as you can. Then run back your your apartment. Find out neighbor across from her leave a note. Shut the fuck you fat whale cunt. Love neighbor. P.s. cops on the way for noise complaint. Obviously wears glove. Do this every time she get loud. Maybe even smear shit on her door nob. Fuck it take a dump in a potato gung and blast shit on her door. If you don't want to use your shit buy a cat. Take shit from litterbox. Literally there is not you can not do with. Just be a total shit nazi with bitch. Learn German leave message written in shit on her door. Maybe you be the Hitler of shit

>>676644294
Kek

>>676645026
This

>>676645539

Because Nyan cat is incredibly repetitive, high pitched and after about 60 seconds, very annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4


Your metal wont have shit on this.

>>676646039
This blast some early cattle decapitation, carcass or pig destroyer

>>676642754
Get a laptop with a Wi-Fi card that can run in promiscuous mode. Run wireshark and monitor when she is gaming and being noisy. Use computer to send deauth packets to her router using her mac address. Rinse and repeat until she rage quits the interwebs for the night. Bonus point for writing a script that makes this automated for her whole network.

Use wifislax and desconfigure her router or put another password

>>676644294
Fucking do it. Or even better, instead of Nyan Cat play porn

>>676646516

I need to get into her network no?

And I have an ALFA so i have considered this

>>676642754
Rape her up the ass. Take pics of her bleeding and post them to 4chan with her name

Throw a bottle full of deadly spoders through her window

>>676645251
Thanks, that was a delicious read

>>676646039
I personally think that simple early thrash would work best. An obvious choice, but effective.

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>>676646202

Considering the poop potato gun... this is why i came here

>>676646039
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>>676647009

>not knowing shit about psychological warfare.

Extreme repetition is the point, not different songs or porn, but the same thing over and over and over and over and over again.

Like chinese water torture, but with sound.

>>676647009
You could try demolition hammer or slayer

So after all these replies, have you decided what you want to do yet OP?

>>676646718
No you don't need to be on her network. You are just spoofing her router into repeatedly thinking she wants to disconnect. It will drop the connection forcing her computer or console to reconnect, causing a brief outage. Wireshark just makes it easier to tell what device is being used but isn't necessary.

>>676647257
Oh yeah that makes sense. Do Nyan Cat, op

>>676646139
Shut the fuck up faggot

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>>676644294
gotta be bagpipes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka1jUnliGZY&list=RDHopbu5Lz6GE&index=4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKwq4NubOyI&index=8&list=RDHopbu5Lz6GE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcvVEYvep0

>>676643012
Rolling for dubs

>>676642754 (OP)
have you thought of beating the shit out of her? Ski Mask and crowbar.

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Do pic related

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>>676642754
>kicked the walls
>autisticlly
>autisticlly

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>>676642754
All seriousness find the fuse box and cut the power for about a minute. She gets loud again do it for 2 minutes. A third time she gets loud shut it down, put a lock on it and toss the key down a street drain. You're entitled to quiet.

>>676647565
I like bagpipes

>>676648207
What anime that

>>676645251
You sir made my day
foshaw

>>676647257
You bring up a good point, but the fat cunt is probably weeb scum and wouldn't mind Nyan cat. Use this instead. https://youtu.be/_lj6Ttp3_iw

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>>676648515
Anime is for faggots

Is she nigger?

>>676646139
kill yourself faggot

>>676648207
Oh look it's Seth MacFarlane

call the police
file a noise complaint

if the street is full of surveillance cams?

>>676642754>>676642754
Poorfag. Just dig out your eardrums with a #2 pencil and go on disability. And quit hating on fat people who ignore you. Damn you must be especially disgusting and useless.

>>676642754
Order her pizza from every place that will deliver there. Send every taxi you can over there too. Chinese, as well, must be sent. Get creative, anything that can be sent to her house, must be. This requires nothing but a phone.