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Not mine but thought it was good

>>676631884
Kek'd

looking for more i saved.

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Found one
(short one though)

>>676636749
hahah fuck should have seen that coming

>>676636749
>old but gold

>>676636749
Kek'd

>>676631054
> ahoy matey.
KEK

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I'll bamp I guess

>>676631054
That happened!

>>676638772
kek'd hard

>>676636137
bring back bullying

>First day at my school for J (other downy kid in my year)
>I'm only around 8 years old at the time
>its the afternoon and almost 'home time'
>im sitting at my desk
>downy has been put into 'time out' near my desk for some reason
>think he was attacking people or trying to molest them earlier that day
>I hear him making some fucked up downy mouth noise
>he does this ALL the time, constant
>look down at him
>blank expression
>i look down at his crotch
>huge fucking wet patch, like massive
>look back at him
>huge shit eating grin appears on his face
>i tell the teacher
>he gets sent off with two other kids from my class to go get changed in the boys toilets
>they escort him
>he has a huge fucking wet patch on his arse too, fucking jesus
>some time passes by
>teacher looks for a couple people to go check up on them
>i dont' pass up on the opportunity as im a keen observer of tard behavior
>i head down to the boys toilets with my best bud
>other two kids are standing outside the bathrooms
>ask them what's happening
>they just keep telling me "dont go in there"
>i go in there
>its dead silent, no one else around
>look around and see his completely soiled clothing articles lain about
>underpants drenched with piss and loaded up with bits of shit
>oh my word
>"J, you there?"
>repeat a couple times
>loud as fuck tard screech
>"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>jet out of there fast as I can
>tell the others what I saw
>we all decided to investigate
>we huddle around the cubicle the downy is occupying
>he lets out another tard screech, although not as loud this time
>"BAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
>starts kicking his own door
>eventually opens up
>holding a bag of pants soiled clothes
>starts swinging it at us wildly
>hits one of the other kids
>we all leave
>teacher finally rocks up
>it's over

>>676640758
Holy kek my sides are in orbit

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>be me
>18th birthday
>get pink eye
>hit up bars with mates anyway
>they're all on the couch in a bar, I'm on a stool facing them
>"let's get a group picture"
>I take group picture on my own birthday and have pink eye
>mfw my 18th birthday

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>>676631054
Kek. Plebs. I've got a story to tell; better than your faggotshit stories.
>be me
>be 16
>inb4 western Philadelphia
>inb4 do the dinosaur
>be taking a shit
>pooinloo.exe
>Dad asks"hey anon, you in there?"
>autism.exe is not responding
>reply"uhhhh"
>dad realizes I'm in here, and is confused as fuck as to what is going on
>replies"Just wanted to know. I bringing clothes up from the dryer, and I don't want you to open the door on me as I'm coming up."
>mfw my brain stopped to think about the question"are you in there?"

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found this in some sort of black lives matter thread

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>>676646344

Kek, sides are in orbit

>>676646344

nice anon, lost it at the >

>>676646344

nice dubs anon. even better story.

>>676646344
/b/ ro's I think there's an issue with my pc..... can't read the story

>>676646748

Faggot

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The Legend of Doradus

>>676647192

Kek klux klan

>>676646748
install gentoo

>>676640549
keked

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cal-assic

>>676642599
Shit story newfag

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One of my favorites

>>676640410
same
top keke