Let's get one of these threads going. Post age and test results below for other anons to judge
http://www.15minutes4me.com
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>>676630487
so.. why are we doing this exactly?
>>676630636
So other anons can call you a faggot based on these results
>>676630895
so.. how much of a faggot am i? 12? 13? or maybe 14 faggotery?
Just out of pure interest I started this thread. I wanted to know the mental state of those browsing 4chan and if they're as suicidal as I am
>>676630995
Normie
I'd say I'm pretty normal...
That's okay, i guess.
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>>676631614
Oh, I'm 19 btw
>>676630542
MODSMODSMODS
:(
Oh well
Fug.
18
>welp
>>676630372
forgot. i'm 20
20.
Can't find a fucking job
Running out of money
Rent due in a month
Meh seems reasonable
Fucking weirdos
I think I'm ok
Well
>>676629551
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If I had done this test when I was 23 those numbers would be much higher.
I did a ton of mushrooms in my day and I'm fairly convinced they're God's natural anti-depressant.
29
guess im fairly normal
>>676629551
Just because I know I ain't worth a fuck and that I have no future I must be fucking suicidal? Pfffft good try kid, better luck designing your next test
>>676629551
19 and unsurprised
Also im on holidays so imagine when i go back to work
>>676633614
Fucking normie gtfo
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Is depression measured on the level of awareness of reality one person has?
>>676630995
You break the scale, get out of here before your faggotry starts affecting everyone
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>>676635946
Fucking hell
>>676629551
Just a standard day.
18. I think I think too much.
u mad?
>>676629551
My God. It seems that feeling like I'm going to shit myself when I go outside registers as 100 on the Quack Scale.
I'm 22.
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>>676636768
Yes, I'm tense. I'm trying to hold my shit in.
no wonder im contemplating suicide
>>676633856
Are you me?! Exact same results
>>676637075
I'm severely depressed now because I just took a shit and it hurt.
I'm chill, you pussy ass manlet faggots.
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I'm unemployed and one month from being homeless due to apathy. Up until this point I've done nothing with my life but grind at fast food jobs and hoard money which I have slowly been depleting over the past year. Don't worry, I will.
/attentionwhoring
pretty accurate
>>676637531
also, 20.
14 0 76
16 almost 17
17, figured it would be worse than this
>>676637114
im also 23 and under heavy medication
I'm 22.
It's not too surprising, I have generalized anxiety disorder and ADHD.
Twice the panic, twice the energy.
>>676629551
Way worse than I would've rated myself
16, 17 in a month
I'm doing well.
Why did it use past tense?
Seems normal then why am I a make at 3:37? Ç_Ç
>>676638087
And im 25
>>676638190
Why am I awake*
>>676637723
MODSMODSMODS
>>676638190
LOL I forgot I'm 20
>>676629551
>>676637723
MODS
>>676637723
Underage and B&
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i guess i am pretty normal/happy?
>>676637260
>>676637075
>>676636768
Should I be on meds for this? Am I missing out on help?
almost a whole year in therapy now
seems to be working
>>676638906
It will get better eventually
>>676639343
also 22
>>676629551
Feels good
Right now at lest..
>>676629551
29 m
Chill af just kinda tired
>>676629551
Something tells me I should be worried
Tension-62%
Anxiety-38%
Depression-81%
All severe. I'm bipolar too.
16, female
18 and trying to graduate highschool, might not make it
>>676639534 Weird I just went through the thread and am I the only one who's depression is less than tension and anxiety? It seems like depression is the highest for most, though mine is still moderate.
>>676640237
Yeah, the voices in your head.
why are all my % the same unlike other peoples'?
24 btw
>>676629551
18
wouldnt have given myself that high depression. It's not like i'm suicidal.
>>676640808
forgot picture
>>676636570
No I'm jealous
>>676640882
also 21
>>676640808
You're constitently the same type of faggot.
>>676634099
Yoi, you. Your a fun-gi.
>>676640400
Fun fact: Almost got put in the mental hospital today
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>>676634099
nice dubs
i'm 29 and if id did test when 23 it would be also higher. i did shrooms too (and lsd) but when ever i did it i just got extremely depressed. friends stopped tripping with me cus every time they tripped with me i would fuck up their trip
>>676640237
Have you known love? How old are you?
>>676641653
Rolling for tripps
>>676641899
Aw.
>>676629551
>
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19, 0, 5 - for some reason my browser isn't showing me them, just the numbers
70+ hr workweek, no real weekend, near everyone else at work is stressed to hell. I'm as sober as the pope, work longer hours, and get constant last minute shit dumped on me.
The payoff is that when i do hit vacation time no one can dump the shit they forgot on me.
Feels good to be a normie
Also 19
ITT: edgelords
16, M
The only reason any of those numbers are above zero is because my ribcage is improperly developed in a way that it pushes in on my lungs and heart. So I had to answer yes to the questions about difficulty breathing and heart rate.
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19, life sucks
>>676642513
Drugs are bad mmk.
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I think I'm turning things around. It's gonna take a while.
5%
5%
17%
Total normie
>>676642711
18, M, giving up on life
>>676642707
I can't even leave the house, I wish I knew enough people to get drugs
The biggest reason I can find as to why I haven't killed myself yet is Dark Souls 3 is coming out soon.
19.
I'm chill but a bit depressed, how do I fix this?
>>676642861
Get into shape, hit up okcupid. Get a shit job.
>>676642707
Psychedelics have been known to aid in beating depression.....
>be me
>be 20
>happy with my life
>single but not desesperate
>have a shit ton of stuff to do
>can't sleep well
>sometimes can't sleep at all
>my social anxiety is getting worse
>irritable af
>suspecting schizophrenia
>>676643069
Lost 30 lbs in 3 months, going to college in a while. Exgf cheated on me with best friend. Currently under trial for felony
>>676642847
I'm 32 btw
18, professionally diagnosed sociopath FYI
>>676642977
Your not a big picture guy are you? Do you at least finish a task or goal ya zero your small frame on?
>>676643112
But does that half hour staring into the slithering ass of your id do anything to improve your actual life? No. A bandaid on a jugular cut.
>>676643348
You are felony charged?
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18
>>676643454
Ha, I wish. All I had to do this weekend was to make a single phone call with a psychiatrist and I didn't even do that.
>>676643797
Ah. What country.
>>676643893
Trial is in a week for destruction of property or some shit
>>676644163
You are A thinker not a do- er. Is it lack of motivation or fear?
>>676643793
>half hour
>staring into the slithering ass of your id
>bandaid on a jugular cut
You've never done lsd have you? Although I might agree that it's probably not a permanent solution psychedelic experiences can be very eye opening and lead to further changes in oneself. >>676639534 here btw.
This test is probably bullshit
Recently 19, I'm basically as set-for-life as possible but I'm currently feeling like there's nothing left to do
>>676644388
Huh. Well get your education and if your criminal record binds ya down in your home country move to another wanting educated workers enough to overlook detailes. Whats your major?
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>>676644620
Problems always manifest despite position, try to strive for something that you don't think you can do, it'll give you purpose.
>21
>>676645018
Uni student with deadlines everywhere.
>>676644419
I want to be motivated but it feels like I can't even move or walk around at times. This is productive for me, usually I'm just laying on the floor.
>>676644953
Electrical engineering, nothing holding me down here so it's not a bad idea
>>676629551
18 and clinically depressed and bipolar checking in
>>676644461
I have done ketomine, glory, shrooms, spice, salvia, datura, meth, and some brown liquid i got pumped up my ass from a cactus. I can tell you from experience that no amount of mental masturbation amounts to engaging rather than turning in. At least in tangible results. A fulcrum and lever can be considered and mesured for ever but it takes actually pushing to result anything.
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seems about right
>>676645526
Gross twilight
Seems about accurate
>>676645359
Turn to dissacociation if you must as a coping mechinism. At least you can gwt your flesh up off the floor. Use it as a temp crutch.
>>676645366
India has lovely women with cultural insecurity and a rising tec industry
Im at a really bad place right now, these results dont surprise me at all.
18... Kinda
>>676645045
Yeah, I've noticed this much. Often times I'm left down a man or two short at work because management is incredibly lax, so I have to make up for that the best I can.
It's the best thing to feel like "you've got this," and even succeeding blissfully, but the question after that is "what do you want to do." I'm stuck on that.
>20 years old
>Male
24 holy shit this test is shit. i dont feel depressed at all, maybe its the "life is meaningless" part that i answered always, cause well i dont really care about life in that sense, dont think anyone is gonna remember me or anything im barely a blink to the universe but that doesnt make me depressed at all it just makes me feel great and want to live my life without giving fucks.
>>676646592
Whoa got a nihilist over here.
>>676629551
What the fuck is this? Some kind of Scientology front?
They better not send be a shit bunch of emails| not like I check my email, but still.
Don't even know anymore
>>676647207
>>676647207
19 and 11/12ths
>>676646152
Yep thanks. Ill try something.
>>676629551
Just want to say, i'm not very suicidal
>>676647050
>2016
>not a nihilist
>ishygddt
>>676646592
And yet fucks given, results posted. Admitt you miss her and are conforted by the cold death of the universe as a whole. Because it means nothing, which is better than it meaning as much as it could. That you have lost nothing of worth, rather than everything you had.
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>>676647310
Hang in there anon
>>676642711 me
>>676647370
Thats better than not. Kudos bro good luck.
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>>676646533
Does the work matter or is it just for money and success? Just spitballing you could try travel or charity. There's a huge world out there you're not stuck where you are
>>676647620
Rollong for tripps
u goys are all fags.
20.
This website takes the fact that our generation has literally no future to look forward to as points in depression.
Cool website.
>676629551
>19
>not depressed just a fucking nihilist
>>676648150
I feel like you need to post a pic. Show is your tits annon. Man or girl.
Welp.
20 and life is good
>>676647620
yea sure im not that super guy who gives literally no fucks and all that. Gotta say I do miss her a little, lost one girl a few days ago, but haven't been sad, did keep me up a little once 2 nights ago. but still im just saying that just as an basic officer worker who barely anyone is gonna remember and youre not gonna do a difference to the world, well i dont get depressed or get anxiety or stuff like that, at least easily, crashed my moms car when i was 19 and i just started laughing about it and my friend thought i was a psycho.
>>676647995
The work is just survival. I can't get much more value out of it than that, but I'm left with ~8% of that in savings.
I'd do more than that, but not very many places offer a sub~$500/mo without strings. Not to mention I'd still want to wait out my apartment lease first.
It's a good idea, but harsh when you don't quite know what to look for, especially when you're not enrolled in college.
>>676648398
Men who plant trees they will never sit under....
im 20
This is trying to make a quick 55 dollars off of people with problems, pretty fucked up.
Results changed alittle this time but I feel it's more accurate.
I only have tension and anxiety over a certain set of issues, and I'd say that it is pretty severe with panic attacks and violent outburst but that is not what I'm about in general.
Eh, knew that already.
It's called being realistic.
>>676648418
why?
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18
I take 20mg Prozac daily so I'm fucking goood
>>676648418
Anyone that really had anywhere near that level of anxiety would never have any photo taken of them, let alone do it and post it themselves.
ayy
life has never been this easy and i have never been kicking this much ass at everything i do.
age 24, finishing up b.s. in finance, working as a drug and alcohol addiction counselor, pay my own rent, have money saving in the bank, 3.6 gpa in school, shit ton of self confidence, all the anxiety and self defeating thoughts i had in high school are gone, my mind has never been so sharp, my body has never felt so healthy, i no longer eat fastfood drink soda drink energy drinks now i eat fruits vegetables nuts soy protein powder with almond milk. ill treat myself to a small amount of chicken once a week. now that im no longer putting shit into my body it no longer feels like shit. i have a ton of natural energy. its incredible how well my life is going right now.
>>676648989
Test is inaccurate. I have BPD which is probably why it's producing this result.
On a phone so that explains while it's not all in there
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>>676648685
>proverb is archaic and holds little to no relevance to the every man
>your existence is a coincidence
>don't kid yourself
>rub one out and go to bed already.
>>676648542
Theres no shame in copeing. But holding up your tattered projection with pride like noone is going to see through the holes is garish. Your doing ok, but you know its ok to hope even if theres nothing to aim it at.
>>676649145
18 btw
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>>676648823
Reasons.
I'm 24, some of you guys need to relax and smell the roses, geez.
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>>676648989
Bipoler bruh in a high swing will deliva.
22 I'm pretty chill.
>>676648654
Build up some capitol and see what you can make with it. You might even be able to start a business or if not invest it. You don't need money to travel either, look up the TED talk for "how to travel the world with almost no money".
>>676649252
Selfish. The world dies at your feet while you and your ilk preen.
age 21
62% tension, 29% anxiety, 81% depression
>>676649203
My bad 26. I wanna say the shit is high cuz of the fuck up relationship I'm in.... Tying to find a way out. But every time I go for it the shit I have set up never works out.
>>676649334
i dont hold up to it or you know talk about it to everyone i meet and like try to convince them, im anon here so i can talk about it in here tho.
>>676648695
HEY GUYS
THIS PICTURE ON THIS POST IS RELATED TO THE POST THAT I AM REPLYING TO
SpongeBob is Me
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>>676650099
Took me months to get out of mine. It was one of the hardest things I've done but I'm happy as shit now that I have. At some point you just have to gather all the nuts you got and lay it down. Like ripping off a band-aid
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>inb4 underage fag
I'm 24 (25 in April) bi-polar, unmedicated and at the tail end if a manic episode. I also abuse drugs and alcohol.
I can't relax. I need to cum 4 times a day and my girlfriend can't keep up with it. The only thing that can make me relax is alcohol. Restful sleep eludes me and I wake up tired or in pain. I can't "sleep" until 2am because I need to use my energy to read, do work around the house, practice guitar or play video games. All before I need to be up at 7.
Need more money for my mortgage and a new car so I'm looking for a new job. Burning out at my current one and they dont py enough.
All my girlfriend ever wants to do is curl up, cuddle in bed and and watch TV or movies. I can't, I need to do something more productive so we never get a moment of peace and it is all my stupid diseases fault.
Depression hurts in a dull way but mania hurts more IMHO. It feels like my fight or flight response is constantly going and I have to ignore it or I will die. I should just kill myself. Mania makes me hurt so much physically.
I should just kill myself... Or get drunk... So at least I can rest.
tl;dr: manic episode so I am thinking about killing myself. Or getting drunk.
>>676649684
Not manic right now, that was last week. Sorry, anon. They're great.
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>>676650482
Bro I have been for a yr or so the girls father pasted away not to long ago so I kinda feel stuck.... My dad is moving out west too. But on the bright side he did say after he gets his shit straight I can move out there to get a fresh start. It's just going to take a few months to do it all. So I guess I just need to bide my time.
I'm dead inside and this bitch is sucking the life out of me.
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>>676650650
and least you have someone that wants to curl up and cuddle in bed with you, and you have a job and all that. so I'd say youre doing great.
>>676650360
How i feel about this entirely lies in where spongebobs other hand is.
>>676651175
I know the feel anon, it sounds rough. Mine had no friends and stuck to me like glue. I had to delay a couple months because she was in and out of the hospital for various surgeries.
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>>676650696
Comon, freee attention and validation.... itll be envigorating, you dont have to show your face. Itll be good for you.
>>676651790
Same she has no friends...so it's like I need to spend all day with her. The only time I'm away is to go to work. An in her eyes that's my down time.... I have stopped drinking an smoking pot. I do a few pills here and there percs but there only 5's that's really the escape I have from every thing...funny thing is she's 28 I'm 26 she acts like a kid all the fucking time when she don't get here way.
20. I never really was a depressedfag. I was always more of a socially awkward as fuck angry at everything/one fag.
>>676652540
But thats nice to have. Childlike women are awsome in between being annoying or draining. A bitch is just, a bitch. You got nice.
Did I win?
>>676652989
Course the thing fucking only saves one of the meters. There.
>>676653177
Maybe....but she lazy as fuck. I've only stayed with her this long really cuz she gives it up every night. Phat ass big tits. Anal when I plz... Tit fuck when she bleeding. But she so damn controlling. She thinks I'm out fucking every bitch that looks at me. She's almost gotten into a few fights cuz she see other chicks checking me out. To be honest I don't pay them no mind.... I don't know life is crazy as fuck and so is this bitch.
>Failing in school
>Never had girlfriend
>Find it hard to be normal
>See no hope for future
:))))
>>676651372
Yeah man, you think that way because you are depressed and have no drive. Now imagine the opposite end of the spectrum - that is mania. Great on paper. I have hella drive but I'm in constant mental anguish and agony.
>>676653962
You're doing it 2/3 right. Try Nihilism
>>676629551
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>>676653957
And shes insecure. Man you do have nice.
>>676629551
Wtf.
This was actually a pretty normal week for me, I'm just always stressy like this stuff all the time.
>>676654726
How old is you be anonski?
>>676654466
Uh no. Bad advice. Shoo get.
>>676654466
how will it help if I decide that life is meaningless?
>>676654867
Oh sorry forgot.
38.
Yeah, life doesn't get easier. You just understand how complicated it is more.
>>676655042
It wont.
>>676629551
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>>676654712
Yea but b4 I got with her she had the label as a cheater. She cheated in her ex with me. But that was 4 years ago. I just have a strange feeling that's she's going to do the same. No
Matter how mush she says she loves me....will kill her self if I leave ect ect all that bullshit. She did it to her high school sweet heat that she was going to marry with the ex she cheated in with me. See where I'm going with that. I mean if she dose I guess that's my way out of this
>>676654211
im not depressed tho and especially not depressed about not having that someone to curl up to atm, but its still great to have it so.
>>676655042
It won't. And it isn't something you can decide, any more than you can decide that fire is hot and ice is cold. You either realize it is meaningless one day, or you luck out and do not. If you do not, don't then try to. Existential crises ruin the rest of people's lives.