Dark souls 3

>3 towers spit fire
>if you blink, you win
>reported

>Kill chicken
>Go to jail

Thalassaphobia: the Game

>>676627581

Skyrim

>>676627828
Yep, very easy

>Dad goes on plane
>Travel looking for dad
>Girl and step brother

>lose every battle you're in
>can never die

>>676628260
NeverDead?

>>676628698

No, but it's kinda vague. Hint:

>rob people of their butter

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>>676629158
Mount and Blade: Warband

>>676629453

You got it

>be a scientist
>get murdered by ghosts

>Grimdark as fuck
>Supposedly a rogue-like RPG
>Actually just one fancy, jazzed up random number generator
>Not very fun to play

>>676627768
Subnautica? Stranded Deep? That weird asymmetrical competitive multiplayer game with the sharks?

>>676631003

Dankest Dungeon

>>676631463
Yessir

Fuck that game, I love everything about it but actually playing it

>>676631369
>That weird asymmetrical competitive multiplayer game with the sharks?

what

>SCAMPERING RATS!

>Be baby
>Kill Satan
Should be a pretty easy one.

>>676631845
You know, it was like Left 4 Dead but instead of a team of zombies vs a team of humans it was divers vs one giant shark. I don't remember the name

>>676632004
Dishonored

>>676632245
Nope but a fair guess

>>676632170
Depth?

>>676633026
yes

Walk as an "it" with very bad fasion choice battling monsters

>>676627200
dota 2?

Fishing is hard if you're stupid and bad

>>676633855
Undertale

>flying around collecting blue dots
>very peaceful game
>once u collect enough dots a door to the baddies opens up
>im prepared to fight anyone and anything
>door opens
>hear buzzing noise coming towards me
>NOTTHEBEES.JPG
>UTTER TERROR AS BEES SWARM MY ASS
>RUN PAST THEM IN FEAR AND FIND THE BOSS BEE
>BLOW IT THE FUCK UP AND THE LEVEL ENDS
>everything went better than expected
>round 2
>god have mercy on my soul

>Play music
>Go to hell
>Play music to leave hell

>>676635078

Yep

>Inside coma patient
>Shoot music to revive her
>Trippy as fuck

>>676635246
GH3

Shoot people with gun and thing go bomb bomb

>>676635385
Yep

>>676635246
That one game with jack black in it for Wii?

>Ayn Rand simulator

"Mr. President, how do you feel about the current toxic waste issues?"
"Free home delivery!"

>>676631003
Risk of Rain

Your gf dies so you use your space-stick to avenge her but she's not dead

>>676635640
Civ

>>676635836
No

>China invades
>Drop nukes
>large bunkers

Your the boss you grow corn and papayas and shoot people

>>676635310
Amplitude?

>>676635947
Get these repeat fags out of these threads mods

>>676635947
Fallout

>The folly of man
>Oh wait never mind, aliens did it

>>676636088
No
>>676636115
Yes

>small schoolchildren fight with small robots
>go gold for full power
>gotta clean yo shit to function well

> Little computers, descendant.

>Twilight's edgy older brother

>Your from Tibet
>Oh wait Ireland
>Oh wait your Mayan
>Actually Chinese
>New age as fuck

>look over shoulder

>oops oppressive

>Start game
>Get Cb on Utrecht
>Habsburgs don't like, make me wear cone of shame.
>See big blue thing southwest of me
>They will pay me to rape Duke Phillip with them
>Gets independence and Breda
>France abandons me, target of coalition from Morocco to Ming
>Holy Roman concern intensifies

>bad guy's like fuck man i gotta work with ya
>main guy too stupid to say no
>no actual plot other than those two fighting until like halfway
>magical birds come over to wreck shit
>go to ice caves
>go to school
>go to weird techie planet
>eventually beat bad birdies
>bad guy's all in your head now

>>676636087
You got it

>>676638051
Crash twinsanity

>annoying dragon on a bridge