ITT: /b/ lives in an intergalactic space station
>>676622287
It wouldn't last a week with all the semen clogging up the air ducts.
/thread
>>676622287
i break a window
Holodeck is malfunctioning again guys.
>>676624048
*hands you banana*
There you go sport.
>>676623402
everyone likes the smell of their own brand
SIRI WHAT THE FUCK, JUST OPEN THE AIRLOCK, I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING
>>676623247
It's the future, you bozo
>>676623247
/thread ing your own post.
Are you a nigger or something?
Who's shit is flying around? It's gonna get in my freeze dried tuna salad!
Have you guys ever teleported jyzz via a proxy to punk your friends? I did it once topkuk as. Also fuck all reptilian shitskins
It's the captain, guys recently I've been receiving complaints from Stacy that some of you guys have been sexually harrasing her and calling her names.
>>676625579
We had to dump all that porn last week to lighten the load on the ship, so we've been deprived of any women for almost a week!
>>676622287
>me
>>676625918
>load
HONK
guys i accidentally pressed the self destruct button we are all gonna die in about 3 seconds
>>676626321
Oh shi- *slips on wet floor*
WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS ON
(pic related)
>>676626395
to the escape pods!!!!! I activated the time dilation device we have 5 minutes. every one "reply lets go" or you will die.
>>676626797
Lets go!!!!!
>>676623247
This thread too newfag? Stop /thread ing your own posts you fucking disgrace
>>676626797
lets go
>>676625556
>Are you a nigger or something?
yeah im black
Space Station 13 - Goon station.
anybody?
>>676626797
Let go bby
Guys, I woke up with this on my pillow next to my head. Wat do? Should I head to medical or something?
>>676625918
Like any of you faggots had any girl back on earth, ill see what I can do to get space hookers, if I get any more complaints from Stacy I'm afraid you'll have to be exiled to reddits ss
>>676625918
Only 5% of that porn was of women so that's no excuse.
Honestly, I just don't understand the fetish some of you have for Och'klliorrecgs.... It's just sick.
>>676622287
>intergalactic space station
What does that even mean? Space stations are stationary... how could it be intergalactic? Is it just floating out there between galaxies? What is the point of that? How does it resupply? Sounds like everyone will just starve.
>>676627352
So that's where my VR blowjob attachment wen-
...I mean my roommates blowjob attachment.
N-not that I watch him use it i never even knew he had...well...uh
Could you just give it back?
>>676627987
I think it's broken, it doesn't move any more.
>>676627489
>Is it just floating out there between galaxies?
yes
>What is the point of that?
A hub between galaxies
>How does it resupply?
Self sustaining
>Sounds like everyone will just starve.
Implying we need to eat in the future.
Hello! I'm a totally peaceful alien lifeform looking to make some friends.
>>676626573
Kill yourself. Both in character and out of character.
Alright,...which one of you sick fucks did this?
>>676628263
>>Is it just floating out there between galaxies?
>yes
>A hub between galaxies
If it's just floating between galaxies, it's pointless. Here are the possibilities:
>1. We can travel far faster than light, which means we don't need a hub between galaxies in the first place
>2. We can travel in low multiples of the speed of light, which means that it's still pointless to have a hub considering the distances involved and the movement of galaxies.
>3. We can travel up to the speed of light, which means by the time we get to the station, we're all dead and every galaxy in the vicinity is much farther away than it used to be
>4. We can't travel the speed of light and could never get to or from the station.
>Self sustaining
You'd at least need some sort of matter to convert to energy. And there isn't enough between galaxies. Energy cannot be created from nothing.
>Implying we need to eat in the future
>implying any life form can exist without needing some form of energy
We have to live off of something, no matter what form we take.
>>676628819
Would bang/10. Cum aboard.
>>676628819
Hi! Welcome to Starbase /b/.
Are you female?
>>676629280
It was Tod.
>>676629280
wasn't me
>>676627446
>Och'klliorrecgs
Trap
>>676627360
Stacy doesn't know what she wants.
But yeah, let's get an ETA on those space hookers, huh?
>>676623247
Every time you /thread your own post, kylo ren gets edgier
>>676629546
You tell me
>>676629650
You know Batarians are the mudslime scum of the Mass Effect universe
>>676629428
They are oddly beautiful
damn OP can you get Tod out of the fuckin restroom...I gotta make some art!
>>676630313
...looks like a no, to me.
I have a weird boner.
Do you have any females around though?
lol join my religion niggers
Romulan ale? Isn't that illegal?
>>676631415
Someone get this fucker off the station.
Hey niggers, join my religion.
>>676631559
shit nigger i got this
Guys I fucked up, I accidently the whole galaxy
>>676631946
I've seen that robo chick before! She gave me a footie.
>>676632281
Thanks fam.
>>676629391
The station is powered by your whining.
hey guys what does this button do?
>>676630701
Not my cup o' tea, but anon delivers.
>>676633140
Dunno, I can't read that language.
Go ahead and press it.
Intergalactic would mean it stretches between two galaxies.
That's one fucking gigantic space station anon, you could put like 10^69 humans in there
>>676633257
alright. why is it making loud noises?
>>676628263
You're an idiot. Galaxies are constantly moving relative to one another. You can't just have a space station located at a fixed point between two galaxies
>>676632986
yw bro
yo any yo niggas mind i be da police on the station
>>676633153
I appreciate that, fag.
>>676628819
Fuck off space Nigger!
>>676633617
As acting station commander, I sanction this. go for it.
>>676629650
The Krogans are the true space niggers of that universe. They were literally tribal warriors until space europeans (Salarians) discovered them and gave them space tech.
>>676633617
Get the fuck off my ship lizard!
>>676634767
Who the fuck are you?
>>676633374
Oh fuck faggot your press the god damn self destruct button.
>>676633374
Don't worry about it, it's probably just a party button
>>676624048
Why is it stuck on trap porn simulations again anon?
>>676633617
Implying im not going to rip up all the nigger ass at the station in the first place for there to even be a police.
>>676635083
I'm the motherfuckin drunk owner of this ship, faggot. My kids got raped, killed by space niggers and your some weird looking guy, lookin like you want to fuck me!
>>676634465
>Commander
Son, this is a civilian operation. You ain't commander of shit.
>>676622287
WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT iN ONE OF MY RATION BAGS?!?!?
>>676635461
Wait I'm the captain, who are you?
>>676635710
I did shit mk fuck face.
>>676635461
Don't worry dude, I only fuck things that have blue skin.
Anyway, if you're the owner, some faggot pressed a big red button. >>676633374
That bad?
>>676635764
I'm the guy who fuckin bought the ship for you cap i'm the drunk guy who did that for you and you left me for dead you fuckface bastard.
If anyone ask I was with you all day and not by airlock 12
>>676635906
I'm not to worried about that, thats the party button -wink, wink-
Why is there a frog floating around outside the station and who the fuck attached balloons to it?
>>676635710
>>676636125
Security footage says that was you, 45 seconds ago. Nice try, but you're coming to the brig. Officers are on route to your location.
>>676636125
Because it's fucking funny, that's why.
>>676636125
Throw beer out the window slave or else no prositutes tonight
>>676635976
Oooohhh, Gary? I thought you were dead
How's the family?
>>676636329
Fuck you brigbong
>>676636539
dead
Guys, guys, we really need to do something about the lack of alien bitches on this station.
Anyone got any numbers to call?
>>676622287
Praise Allah, space is an excellent location to start recruiting new ISIS members from.
>>676636539
They got killed by those damn space niggers. Go get fucked by the tentacle monster which I put in your bed.
>>676636578
I'm sorry to hear that when did it happen?
>>676636699
1300KROGANASS should be your first call, they can't get pregnant so none of them care about condoms
>>676636761
Fuck you sand nigger -puts anon in air lock, locks it with anon in it, presses button releasing anon into space, closes open door afterwards-
>>676633587
Tractor beams
>>676626993
gtfo
>>676636699
It is still unclear where we are located or if this station is even possible to exist, how the hell are we going to get bitches here? I say someone voulonteer to become trap. Any feminine penises here?
>>676636795
you know what happend,you fcking killed them you bastard, you bought my station then shot me and my family. you thourhg i was dead by i wasn't. now its yor turn to die
>>676636578
Fuck you clone me I wish you were dead.
>>676630643
fucking lost wtf
>>676636901
No way. I'm not touching that again.
>>676627489
Haven't you ever heard of an anchor?
>>676622287
>Intergalactic space station
>Smaller than a planet
>>676636578
>>676636783
Gary you were dead, how many clones did you make?
>>676637116 I suggest we use Gary's clones like I did with his now dead son
>>676637215
Fine, fine. In that case, I know this Dr. R. Heart guy who says he knows some people who'll do anything for money.
Deep space is something I think about when I can't sleep. I think about what it would be like if I had my own ship from like in "flight of the navigator".
Fly out past the kuiper belt and just chill there for awhile. Something about the idea of flowing in a ship in space and exploring all that space relaxes me. I have no idea what that's about. I seem to have a skill of coming up with visualizations that can my emotional state.
When I was in high school I came up with a extremely complected visualization that would instantly kill any erection I had. At that age you can't control it so if the bell would ring and it was time to stand up to change classes and I had wood, I would just think of it and down it went in an instant.
>>676637136
Damn clone me your english is even worse than me you clonstard.
lol who lynched the nigger on deck 9? The place is a fucking mess. Gr8 banter tho
>>676637521
Fuck you man I'm gonna commit suicide before I tell you how many clones I made of my wonderful and magnificent self.
>>676637606
Im not the clone, your' the clone. Don't fucking back talk your father that way.
>>676637614
Phil from nigger control.
If dubs I open the airlock.
I am Groot.
>>676637815
Shut the fuck up clone. I'm the real one. See -holds old useless passport up to face-
>>676637937
Someone pressed the party button already, go right ahead
Anyone here play fucking space station 13?
>>676622287
>intergalactic space station
is it a space station that is so big all the resources of several galaxies were used to make it?
or is it like a long ass walkway that spans several galaxies?
just how the fuck is it intergalactic?
can I be the pilot?...
>>676637989
-holds take away chinese menu up to face-
>>676638149
Does it really fucking matter? Just roll with it.
>>676638125
Go fuck yourself I bought yourself an alien for you all.
>>676638163
>>676638026
>>676638149
It's a space station that can teleport between galaxies.
And when I say 'can', I mean 'does, at random, against the will of all involved'
>>676638226
Damn I miss Chinese food -throws bear bottle at the weird looking commando-
>>676638149
I have no idea. I'm stationed in the basement
>>676638673
There isn't a basement. Are you saying you're stationed in garbage disposal?
>>676624048
blame the fucking malf AI,I hope it doesnt release a plasma fire
relax,everyone it's just a worm-hole
>>676638773
He always has been thats where all the cum monsters come from /b/ro.
>>676638517
Fix that fucking wormhole already, i keep telling you that's the problem!
>>676624048
Don't worry about it, that's just Moriarty. As long as you don't press the button to release him into the real world you'll be fine.
You didn't press the button, right?
Right?
>>676638835
We are screwed say your final words dumbasses!
>>676638773
It kinda looks like a garbage disposal, but it looks like my moms basement used to do
-grabs gun from butt hole, its a pistol, loads it then shoots self in the head-
>>676639253
Were you... were you *born* in garbage disposal?
Hey fellas, I'm new.
Who the hell's in charge around here?
lets have a space party
>>676639416
Shepard's in charge, Gary and his clones used to own the ship and are now attacking or something, the party button was pressed, we're going through a wormhole and there may be a rogue AI on board. Also someone called for some whores.
THIS STATION IS NOW UNDER THE COMMAND OF THE EMPIRE!
>>676639587
Sounds like shit's pretty confused. Hold on... who's Gary?
Whoever playing with the artificial gravity stop it! I'm taking a shi- OH GOD
Captain here with my latest report
First of all Stacy keeps bitching to me some guy put a camera in her bathroom.
Second I've heard some of you guys keep using the N word for our intergalactic guests
Third what happened in the ninth ward was a tragedy but since the dead man was a black person I'm gonna look away this time, we need to maintain order in wards 13 and the garbage disposal room that some of you have been calling basement.
NOW MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL what are we going to do with the pussy, I summon all ward commanders to the main hall to find a solution
Either some of you give some boipussy (ejem Gary) or we find some of the few women we have on board.
Thank you Captain OP
>>676639794
Which one? There's loads of Garys
>>676624048
Talk to op he's a faggot and likes the d
Who's running this shit?
>>676640101
Our pussy situation is that desperate, huh? Well... I may have a solution.
I can turn myself into a woman.
>>676635427
yo nigga we chill and shit remember yo
we fought those alien squid niggas and blew up that shit?
shit was cash yo
>>676640420
We are. Everyone else is either an alien, terrorist, or homo.
>>676639794
I'm gary. This fucking 'comandeer' here killed my fucking family
>>676640665
fuck this,...I'm going for a walk
>>676640528
Do it faggot
>>676640665
Really? I don't think you're our best option. You'll probably install an exhaust vent that will open us up to death by torpedo bomb.
HE HHEEEEEE
DANK MEMES
GAS, MAN, LOVE ME SOME FGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
NIPPPPPPPPPPPPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This may be a stupid question, but does anyone remember our mission?
>>676634613
yeah, but Batarians are literal niggers and fuck up shit just to be assholes.
>>676641167
Alright... here we go..
just got to... rggh
nnnggg
hhrrgghhh
aaarrgghhhhhhhhh
>>676626061
that is amazing.
>>676641236
Well obviously. It's vitally important that your engine core gets properly ventilated. The risk is worth the benefit. Honestly, I don't understand how Starfleet manages to get by without proper core ventilation.
>>676628819
Even if there was invasion of these flesh eating fuckers there would still be some alien-rights activists.
Fucking aliens are welcome here, bring your families up my ass bithces. I'm gonna shoot the first alien I'll seee right in the skull cavity.
>>676641552
It's happening!
The emperor has arrived bitches
>>676641464
to build a wall...oh wait
>>676641552
gah!
Fuck that hurts.
Anyway, here i am. reporting for duty.
>>676642131
Right, now bend over
>>676642131
Tits or gtfo
Staff Seargent Rayknovak reporting in.
Am i to resume duties?
>>676642077
and i have brought friends
>>676642271
Go chat to Moriarty down on the holodeck, you oversized LED
WOULD SOMEONE JUST SHOOT SOMETHING WITH AN INVERSE TACHYON PULSE ALREADY!!!!
that space station is awfully close to the fucking earth
>>676642429
I'm sorry...I can't do that anon
>>676642077
That was foolish. There aren't enough people on this station to sustain him for even a single day. The emperor just committed suicide by coming here.
>>676642077
>>676642372
Yeah, I don't know about you, pal.You look a little weird.
Your friends, though- do they all come with tits?
>>676642557
as if this isnt before he was placed on the golden throne
>>676642661they sure do
>>676633374
>>676642994
and if we ever need a mechanic
>>676642994
Fantastic. Feel free to bring them aboard, we could use a bit of company.
hey guise wats goin on in this thread
>>676622287
Cadet stimpy reporting for duty Cap'n
>>676643502
Woops forgot the image
>>676622287
who turned the gravity off??
DONT WORRY EVERYONE
ULTRALORD IS PROTECTING THE STATION FROM THE SPACEFAGS