4 years

Two days - Sunday night just gone.

3 days doesn't matter though because op's a faggot

16 years

>>676607036
Last Friday before breaking up with her on Saturday

>>676607036
More

Well over a week. Don't get married.

never had sex

If I believed in reïncarnation: I can't remember
If I didn't believe in reïncarnation: Never.

Looking for anything basically.

25 year old virgin.

>>676607036
3 years next month...

12 hours

>>676607036

With another person?

Last night...less than 24h ago

>>676608220
that sucks even more than being a virgin

2 hours

>>676607036
Too long...

6 weeks?

I'm going to end it anyway. Totally done with this relationship.

>>676607036
2 days, I got the flu, don't feel like sex.

Have 4 people who wanna hook up ASAP. And 2 dates lined up later in week. Plus gf, might tonight.

>>676607911
Checked
Also

21virgin fag here

Uhh..last july

>>676608389
Now

This morning with my girlfriend. I usually wake her up by sticking it in her ass. She loves it.

i filmed fucking my fuckbuddy (at the time) doggy last time i had sex and i checked the date, 3 months ago

never

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A week. Was supposed to meet up today but I got sick

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Well my girl started her time of month the other day. But I tittie fucked her and got a Bj. That counts in my eyes cuz a nigga busted a nut

I use 4chan, I don't have sex

>>676608509
omfg at least buy yourself a whore, you can get some black crackheads pussy for 50$ i guarantee you

2 1/2 years

About an hour ago. She showered and left for work. She'll be back tonight if I leave the door unlocked.

18 years

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2 moths ago. Tinder slut, about 3 times that night.

like a month ago

shit, nearly 3 months. fuark, gotta change this

>>676607036
3 fkn months

About 18h ago.
Haven't had a bj in over a year
And last time I had anal was a year and a half.

I really need to find a slutty girl

6 months. Dumped my GF and bought a Gear VR for like 100 bucks after a friend showed me VR porn. VR porn with a fleshlight while intoxicated is literally better than sex

The last time I saw a vagina in the flesh was April '85, when I was shoved through one.

>>676607036
Yesterday

>>676609001
No standards whatsoever, I see

>>676609098

You're literally a faggot.

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about 2 mins ago

bout 2 saturdays ago

Last time was about two weeks ago. Next time will be Thursday. Long distance relationships suck...

>>676609112
kek

>>676607036
I've lost track. It has been years. Did it a lot from teens up til about 20. Some here and there after, but not much.

>>676607036
Last friday?

>>676607036
7 hours, give or take a couple of min.

>>676607036
5 yrs

Last night! And we did all the in betweens! HAPPY DAY ALL YOU GAYS :D

Never.

Am virgin. 18 m.

Not bothered either.

>>676609270
Hate to tell ya but hers wasn't two weeks ago anon
Long distance relationships suck...if your faithful

>>676607036

About a year, GF got sectioned and was psycho so got out of there, not gotten any since. Feels bad, man.

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26 years ago, in Melbourne.

I Never Had Sex. Jokes On You /b/.

>>676607036
A year. Last time was with ex gf. A week after she broke up with me I fell very ill and ended up in the hospital for four months.

Haven't really cared about sex or meeting anyone since and I'm not very disappointed about it

>>676609191
I went over to hang out, we ended up fucking.

>>676609760

Oooh! Sounds like a story. Tell us in green text please

5 years

>>676607036
5 months

>>676607036
Thus morning

3 weeks

>>676607036

Make up sex last night with gf of 3 years

we had a massive argument the day before so sex was better than usual.

Didn't suck my dick though :(

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>>676607036
19 years. Yeee haw

>>676607036
2,5 months

3 hours ago

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About 17 hours ago

>>676609979
Found the neckbearded faggot

1.5 years

24 years 5 days and 20 hours

>>676607036
It was probably somewhere in my second reincarnation. Can't remember tho

>>676607036
Few hours ago I pounded my girlfriend's asshole. It was okay

I'm a wizard

Few days ago fucked a girl in the ass for the first time
It was awesome

>>676610268
If it helps you sleep at night, sure.

2 weeks

>>676607036
This morning

>>676609533

Femanon here. And I trust him.

>>676610258
Moar

>>676610503
Lying faggot confirmed

>>676607036
10 months

7 months or so

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>>676607036
>Mfw I never had sex

>>676610756

u fap often?

Since I was a sperm - 26 years. Aspiring wizard here.

two months

about a week ago.

wifes mad about some stupid shit from easter. I'm gonna have to take it from her tonight.

>>676607036
ask your mother, she knows for good reasons

>>676610851
It's not that great

>>676608808
>every word used in this post
How's eighth grade?

>>676610997
Cuck confirmed

3 days

>>676610756
Trust ia great it's what keeps you sane while the rest of your self knows he won't deny easy pussy

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>>676611115
Who needs sex anyway when you can have pepes over 1000x1000 resolution
>>676611111 Lets see who got quints

14 hours

>virgin till 22
>at 22 work at casino fuck like 6 ppl
>shit is overrated
>back to smoking weed and playing league all day
>28 haven't fucked anyone since

>>676607036
3 days

>>676611222
trips make it true

>>676607036
I fuck myself everyday

>>676610047
No standards whatsoever, I see

I'm having it right now boys

pics anyone?

>>676610951
Of course. Sometimes by myself. Most of the time on Skype with him.
Girls that say they don't masturbate are liars. Or lost both their arms.

>>676610756
Tits or gtfo

like a month? Boyfriend is depressed or something and doesn't want it most of the time, and we only see each other on weekends anyways. did blow him weekend before last

up to 6-7 years now i reckon. lost track.

>>676610212
OH SHIT SO SCARY WTF

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>>676607801
The same here! :)

18 years, dick touched moms vag at birth by accident

>>676611626

how often u see (fuck) each other?

24 hours ago. With ex of almost 2 months.

It will end in tears and hatred, but we can't be in the same room for more than 10 minutes without fucking.. And we both moss eachothers company..

>>676607036
I'm a virgin.

Almost 2 years now, last girlfriend

year and a half, and I don't really miss it.

I get too focused on making sure my partner has a good time I mentally fuck myself into not enjoying it as much. I prefer jerking off because that is something all about me, although I do greatly miss blow jobs.

>>676609112
All them feels brah, November 85 here.

At least I get it more often than you.

3 days ago I had sex 2 times with 1 girl.

About 16 hours, should have been less but I woke up late for work this morning.

>>676607874
You're a fucking fag. Just stop.

>>676607801
Same. Le sigh.

>>676611661
Newfag.
Did you know in the "golden years" of 4chan, people made ATTENTION WHORES leave by saying "tits or gtfo"
Since newfags want to fit in with the "humor lol xd lololool trolled" they say this to every female they see.

>>676611440
It's a cliche I know, but fucking someone you love, and have spent a great deal of time with is completely different.

>>676607489
Virginfag?

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Two days. Probably won't get any more until Thursday. QT high schooler GFs are the best.

>>676611729
Good girl. Keep trying.

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>>676611440
It's definitely overrated, but sex with someone you actually give a shit about is tops.

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13 years, I'm a virgin :(

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>>676610773
k

6 months.

2 months ago with my now ex girlfriend. Best i ever had and probably best I ever will have. Holy Fuck she was hot. Amazing person too. Im really going to fucking miss her.

18 hours

>>676608469
Your girlfriend cannot be this oblivious

>>676613512
No they're not. Rarely do they know how to fuck. And if they do, it's because daddy has been slipping her the pickle. It's a lose/lose.

8-9 months or something

A couple hours

Probably about three weeks, maybe more. My girlfriend and I don't fuck much anymore...

>>676607036
2 years

jacking off is easier, cheaper, and more satisfying LMAO

yesterday u fags

Friday?

Pretty sure Friday, if not then Thursday.

Not particularly enjoying the relationship nor the sex at the moment. Probably due to stress.

>>676614432
>>>676607036 (OP)
>2 years
>jacking off is easier, cheaper, and more satisfying LMAO
True shit.

>>676607036
1-2 years. I forgot how long

And I'm happily married. (Not kidding)

>>676614414
Shes probably getting some side dick

>>676614134
T?

2 nights ago my girlfriend did anal never again

30 minutes ago.
GF is making me bacon and eggs in the kitchen now.
Timestamp is coming.

>>676614564
the "not kidding" part is the saddest, because you're only half telling us

the other half is telling yourself that

>>676614564
How do some married couples not fuck all the time? I can't be around my wife without wanting to fuck her, the urge is constantly there.

>>676614282
Right on the first point, wrong on the second. The best blowjob I ever got was from a girl whose dad "showed her the ropes". Daddy issues girls really work to please, which is fucked up but makes my dick feel good.

>>676614282
Never understood why you guys act like fucking is hard especially for girls. After maybe one or two times, it's pretty easy to get into the flow of things. You can whatever excuses you want for fucking used-up old hags, but fucking is not a difficult thing to do.

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>>676614282
Son that just means you get the joy of teaching them. And they'll do anything because they haven't developed prejudices yet. I've been going to town on this little 17 year old (legal in Canada) for the past year and it's been the bomb.

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6 hours. Have a girlfiend since 5+ years and make love everyday. She was a virgin when we met, she is an angel for me <3

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almost 2 years

>>676614568
Doubt it. She's a terrible liar, and she knows that I would leave her. I'm just too insecure to have sex.

>>676607036
Nearly 2 years.

It's funny, prior to that I had 4 fuckbuddies. When it rains, it pours. Women want what other women have.... but they also have a nearly uncanny sense to tell if you're getting laid. If you're getting nothing, NO women will want you, so then it becomes a fairly difficult problem to solve.

Also, let's just say, I have had good 10/10 women, but I was known *not* to be picky. I'm trying to be a bit better.

I'm approaching middle aged and I actually want to start dating for commitment and potential marriage options, but honestly, if you aren't making good money as an adult, no one will see you as a viable candidate for marriage even if all your other traits are good.

I'm trying to be choosy but in 3 months, it will have been 2 years since I've been laid.... so honestly, I'm down to fuck anything to not have 2 years lapse... anyone, even dudes. At this point, I don't think any sex with a human being would be rejected (that being said, I'm strongly opposed to online dating, either untouchably gross people or whores, and I want neither).

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>>676613774
>agreed

I haven't had sex for a month, my girlfriend is studying in China for last month and the next three, we have skype sex a couple of times a week though

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>>676607036
5 years

>>676614817
It's like learning to play guitar. Almost anyone can learn the basic chords and sound ok, but it takes actual practice to play more than fucking Wonderwall.

>>676607036
Like a month jesus its been forever

>>676612275

I spend two weeks with him, go back at my place for another two weeks, etc...
We are moving together in October at last.

just 2 days ago, broke up with my girlfriend today. pry gonna be a while until my next

>>676614414
I give you 6 months

two months maybe? never fucked a 'normal chick' in my life. 24 yo here.
only fucked prostitutes since I was 18. the last 6 months i visited my favourite brothel like 30 times or something.
I stopped fucking hookers 2 months ago and now I own a ~15k car and a ~1,5k gaming rig. eu fag here.

3 fucking months...

two days

>>676615017
Next time youre alone with her, no matter where, bend her over and fuck her.

>>676614927
Great story man

>>676609001
If thats the girl, fuck dude.
Rather just go without sex. The fuck is wrong with you.

27yr virgin FML

>>676607036
About 2 years or so.

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>>676607036
3 days. pic related

>>676615473
If I would have known I could give up hookers to get a gaming pc and a car I wouldn't have worked hard to earn them.

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>>676615777
>>676615777
>>676615777
>>676615777
>>676615777

>>676607036
I'm having it now...woo hoo

10 minutes ago

>>676615188
Again, sex is really not some fucking orchestrated piece of art. Unless you're into some weird shit, it's really just
>put penis in vag
>thrust
>cum

why would a biological act that everyone is programmed to do be a difficult thing. Like yeah, you could turn eating into some crazy complicated routine, but most people are content with sticking the food in their mouth and chewing.

I'm still a virgin. 26 yrs old. FML.

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>>676615096
pic related - anyone want more?

>>676608469
>look at how cool I am
>I'm totally not a virgin

20 yo virgin reporting in.

Kill me please, I know I could easily smash something if I put my mind to it, but god damn Mental illness holds me back.

>>676615439
Been that way for about half of our almost three year relationship

>>676615657
>bend her over and fuck her
>she gets turned on from the surprise
>its all for nothing, because I'll just cum in two minutes and disappoint her

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>>676615131

It's been about 32 years now, am i a wizard yet?

>>676607036
1 year and 11 months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dp0eehG6Ag

>>676615950
it's not really a gaming pc.
i7 6700
gtx 970
16gb of ram
it's just a decent pc. 1/3rd of the money went to headset and 2 monitors

>>676616428
She won't care if you cum quickly, trust me. I do this to my wife all the time and she loves it. If anything jack off a few hours before.

November 22nd 2015

3 months

A month.
Had sex after two weeks of knowing each other
A week after I professed my love for her
And about a week ago she stopped talking to me

>>676607036
Ask your mom.

this morning, or 10 hours ago

45 minutes

>>676616919
WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU ME??? are we now bros?

>>676609112
Fucking kekkles. Thanks anon

Never had sex, but I'm 18 and finally getting off with real girls over Skype and shit like that.

Turns out if you're an awkward fuck like me, and white, foreign girls are the way to go. They will believe and do pretty much anything.

>>676607036
how late is it?

>>676616198
go right ahead - especially snapschats.

>>676616376
Or perhaps it is your belief that you *have* a mental illness holding you back. The problem with calling poor social skills "aspergers" or calling poor discipline ADD, is that people believe they cannot get better. They see themselves as irreversibly broken.

Back in the 90s we still had those problems, but still about 75% of parents still had the sense to hammer home that poorly socialized kids simply need to make a very strong effort to socialize as often as possible. Kids who couldn't focus needed to work harder at discipline.

The problem with the psych industry is they profit from keeping people broken and requiring "treatment" (which a pharmaceutical haze is only dubiously better).

You simply need to work on yourself.

I learned social skills at 23, I was terrified of women before that. It is not to late. I am almost a womanizer now.

Bascially, living and dying requires courage. Cowards fall into the limbo between life and death and simply exist. And it is not a good place to be. Life is not kind to a cowardly male (but I'm sure you would say "someone with aspergers").

I was in your shoes before too.... but I never used to crutch of considering myself a mental defective so I was able to work on myself and eventually have a normal life.

This goes for all you late in life virgins. You just gotta buck up and learn to socialize (which you will have occasional blunders, dust yourself off and move on). Life is not kind to a cowardly male. This is just biology. Most social animals have the sociable males getting with several females, establishing their own herds, then the beta nonsociable males live alone and die fast.... nature dudes, learn to be something better than a beta or you may as well just kill yourself now. Women don't come from some type of socialist handout, they only come through effort.

>>676609001
Five months. After seeing this image I don't feel bad anymore

Too long

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Two fucking months. My gf has me blue balling and it sucks. Pic related

10 and a half years

>>676607036
3 days

2 years

>>676618048
I might be single and sometimes a little lonely, but at least I'm not a beta faggot for some shallow bitch

protip: she's already looking elsewhere for a replacement

>>676607036
2 days

>>676608813
Lol truth

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Sunday night. Pic related.

Gf of 2 months. Great sex, but I think she gave me the clap. She may also go to jail for her 2nd DUI. Fucked up shit but she's great. We play Magic together and get high. She's like my fantasy girl, only riddled with more STDs than the Jersey Shore house.

2 weeks

>>676617780

I have paranoid personality disorder, Social Anxiety and Depression from a history of abuse/being a Pariah.

I'm not afraid of women, I've had women want me in the past, but I become extremely paranoid whenever anything physical suggests itself. Any kind of intimacy, Physical or Emotional repulses me. I have social skills, I know how to act around people and how to be, I can pass for a moderately eccentric normie, but I cant get past the stage of acquaintance.

Its hell.

>>676607036
>Yesterday
>fiancee
>day before that my side chick

when did your mum last leave the house? then.

>>676607036
yesterday. was shitty tho

>>676618546
just put yourself out of your misery brah

>>676607036
I'm 25 and a virgin. Looking forward to being a wizard in 5 years.

>>676618775
Dont do it man...

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>>676607036

>be me
>8 days ago
>be exchange student
>drunk at some shitty packed club with other students
>wasted with "friends" at some table
>getting another drink
>get back
>everyone gone
>idgaf.jpeg
>at this point of the night i'd fucking anything
>see chubby black girl 4/10 dancing next to me
>start dancing close to her
>works out as planned
>sit down with her and make out for 20min
>take her home to rented apartment (i paid the cab)
>roommate waiting on top of stairs cus we were loud as shit
>roommate pissed,
>idgaf.gif
>fuck her for an hour or so in my room
>hear roommate put on music cus of the noise
>idgaf.webm
>make her lick my ass and do nasty shit
>yes
>done fucking
>realise we didn't even exchange a word other than "do you wanna go with me" untill after sex
>bitch starts asking weird questing like, do you remember my name, what do like doing, shit like that.
>ask her to leave to not make it weird in the morning (idk)
>says she will feel bad if she leaves
>idgaf x3
>keep saying she should probably leave
>in the end force her to leave
>sleep like a fucking baby
>fuck bitches

>>676618408
You are aware that if you're getting with her regularly and not using protection that *you* will be riddled with more STDs than the Jersey shorehouse.

And most of that shit you never actually get rid of homey, you'll carry some of that virus/bacteria for life, have occasional outbreaks, and then when you're ready for a relationship with a good girl you might even be out of the running after she knows your medical history (or you could hide it from her and just pass it on, both are bad).

I'll give you the fact that she looks decent and may be a good lay but you should be wrapping it if your sleeping with a local plague rat.

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>>676616376
stop being a cry baby bitch and order hookers, spend the extra cash and get some decent looking, big titted broad, its your first time, spoil yourself my little retard.

>>676618306
Nah she's just not that interested in sex as much. We've been together for 5+ years and early on in the relationship she was crazy about sex. She'd give me handjobs and bjs in our school auditorium. It was great

I never had.

>>676607036
11 hours or so. Probably less than 5 hours until I do again.

Oct 30 2016
My boyfriend died Oct 31 2016 from sniff syndrome. He would huff computer duster & lots of it

>>676619242
at 5 years the relationship is nearing it's natural death. Sorry buddy, but if I were you I'd start looking around for rebound girls. You don't want to end up hurting and having to learn how to flirt all over again while she's already fucking someone else

>>676619565
You still have time to stop him.

>>676619235

Then I go from the virgin to the guy who can only get laid if he pays for it.

Thats not a step up. Its not about the sex, its about everything else with the sex.