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New celeb claim thread.
I don't know who any of these bitches are
>>676595866
Just imagine this cutie making this face with exactly this same hair. Just imagine a video.
Then all of a sudden the camera pans out and suddenly you see a couple ghetto ass dark niggers with their cocks out. She gets on her knees and starts sucking them.
Wouldn't that just crush your soul seeing something like that? Would you become depressed? I know I would.
>>676596105
Newfag ;)
>>676595866
Dove Cameron
>>676595866
Izabella Scorupco, motherfuckers!
>>676596392
Fuck yeah
>>676596362
why the fuck did you think they needed a separate thread?
>>676596385
Which set saw more sex, Victorious or Liv & Maddie?
https://artgalleryfor.us/
Celebrity nudes.
Call me a Star Wars shill all you want. That's not gonna stop me.
>>676595866
>there is a barbara palvin wikia
WTF is wrong with you waifufags?
Claimed
>>676596965
>>676596965
she's gorgeous anon, keep going.
>>676597408
what do you mean anon? i hope i didnt irritate you :|
>>676597584
Gladly.
>>676597406
She looks like a cute schoolgirl in that one. Perfect.
>>676598793
>me on the right
>>676598492
Are you German? You do a lot of the file names in German and your English is written like a second language.
>>676596819
Definitely Victorious.
>>676599383
oh god .... but is my english this bad desu?
>>676599574
Dunno, Dove could surprise you.
>>676599910
Ew! What the fuck is wrong with you, anon. Daisy is pure!
>>676599804
It's not bad at all, actually. You just don't capitalize often. Most people actually write like you. If i didn't notice the German filenames i probably wouldn't have asked.
>>676596105
that's your own fault suck my ween
>>676595866
Your bitches aint shit next time
>>676600140
oh ok i guess thats fine, who uses capital letters on 4chans ^-^
>>676595866
I've met her in real life (im actually not lying) and she's not as good looking as in the pictures. Would still fuck though
>>676600095
>pure
She fucked a nignog dude. She's tainted by the Hollywood jew
Do UFC ring girls count as celebrities? Because if they do, I'm claiming her.
Kik - celebfap
>>676600167
>>676600396
>>676600646
>>676600646
Your mom's tainted by the Hollywood Jew.
>>676601300
check em
Hey Skyanons.
>>676600048
Are you assuming or do you have inside information?
>>676601670
Wassup?
>>676601670
hellooo
>>676601716
Her BF is a lucky boy.
>>676600347
sauce?
>>676601893
The usual. And thanks again for the album <3
>>676601929
Hi. You seem nice.
>>676601970
Not only is Ryan McCartnen probably the only guy who has penetrated her but she also gets him work.
>>676602186
No problem. This is Eczemanon then?
>>676602367
Fapanon.
>>676602319
>only guy
Do you believe this?
>>676602653
He has to. Bitch is a Disney or Nick girl... girl has been penetrated by dozens of producers and shit already.
>>676602579
There's Eczemanon, Fapanon, Germanon, and me, the original Skyanon, I guess.
>>676596180
Yeah man, I have enough problem and now I feel the weight. You may be damaged looking for companions, but you've done a bad thing here.
>Now you realize every girl born after 1990 will be willing to do this
>Now you realize it's just from social manipulation and programming and YOU can program a girl to be any way you want
>yfw
so wait are we 4 or more now? does everyone have names too?
>>676602917
If 3 is company, what is 4?
>>676602653
I think it's possible. Probability? I don't know her personally.
>>676602917
humm thats interesting...
>>676603153
An orgy
>>676603225
She's a teen star, she's no angel.
>>676603477
Never said she was.
>>676602991
Yeah, Germananon, Eczemanon, Fapanon, and Skyanon(me).
>>676603153
a party
>>676603613
I like the idea of a Sky party.
>>676602436
>>676602702
>>676602843
>>676603011
>>676603246
>>676603365
>>676603527
Why do you have to be the faggot(s)?
>>676602843
nobody ever believes me but i used to fuck daisy before she got famous.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
I'm hopping in my time machine and travelling back to the 70's, so I can claim her before she got all old and dried out.
>>676604067
are you sure anon? i dont know about that ... seems kind of fishy
>>676603793
Nationalist Skyscialist part? Nasky?
>>676603925
Yes. Not as much as Mac Demarco, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=rEamE0MYPkg
>>676603929
because it's funny
>>676603925
never heard of her
>>676604537
More like annoying as fuck.
>>676604485
oh no anon, the link!!!
>>676604485
I was thinking more the "cum on Sky" party.
>>676604889
im sorry i forgot about the copy and paste option that are on computers nowadays
Claimed
>>676605144
That sounds fun too.
>>676602917
I wonder if skyanons are also G-anons
>>676595866
Has barbara ever actually been nude? I saw something about her being in the fappening. Anyone have pics?
Something about her... I think it's those librarian glasses perhaps
>>676605330
Or "in", there's no cum Nazis here.
>>676605403
She's dated a black guy before.
>>676605396
G-anons? Who's G?
>>676605396
sorry anon i dont know what that is!
>>676605576
GODDAMNIT
I'm out.
My dick is bigger than the average black man
But I'm fucking out, it's worse than fucking an animal.
>>676605621
>>676605665
G Hannelius
when they post here they communicate exactly the same way as you guys and give themselves nicknames
>>676605955
I won't insult anyone else's waifu but my cock is owned by Sky.
>>676602139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4
>>676606167
Percentage of Skytime spent fapping by Skyanon: 90%.
>>676605955
check em!
also ive never heard of her
skyanon gave out the names :-)
>>676605893
Yeah my dick is 7.3 inches but I feel the same as you. Funny thing is I even had a girl tell me that black guys are the same size as white guys. I left her after that comment.
>>676606167
well I'm a G-anon myself but I'm also the anon who fapped to Sky for the first time last week, I don't know what nickname it could bring on me
137 posts from 29 posters. the autism is strong
>>676606356
Pretty much.
>>676606615
We'll see.
Feminist or not, I'd run up in them guts
>>676606782
wow how rude :/
>>676606615
>well I'm a G-anon
>>676606782
>137 posts from 29 posters. the autism is strong
and this is why. g hannelius guy talking to himself as usual
>>676606831
In her mouth again?
>>676607133
check em
Serious question here.
How is it possible for a woman to be this beautiful?
>>676606413
They are man, I went to this hotel party once where everyone started fucking (I was young and there was booze and pussy, one of the only times I've hung with black people and they weren't people I know) and the black dudes dick was like 5.5 inches and after he left the girl said he was horrible, didn't even feel like she got laid.
The average black dick is supposed to be 6.5 inches but I think that's everyone in the world, the average black guys dick in america is 6" and white guys are supposed to be 5.5"
I don't know man, I considered dating a black girl that was into me and made me feel really good to hang out with at a lonely point in my life.
But she was more racist than i am.
Still felt pretty conflicted about it, ended up not happening.
I don't blame women, even though they become disgusting to me at that point. Women have smaller brains WITH less neuron density than men. I believe the number they have is on average 60% of what males have. They literally can't think for themselves, they're really little more than male children mentally and can only ever respond to their world around them the way they've been trained/programmed to.
Here's a pic for future reference
>>676596965
The new movie was so fucking rushed. Half the plot was based on convenience. Total shit show. Not sure why everyone loved it.
>>676607563
Her jaw must be sore, go easy on poor Sky.
>>676607574
neocortal synapses*
That's to say, the thing in neurons that actually give you the ability to think.
Women have 40% less than men.
>>676608107
I highly recommend it.
>>676607882
I can't help myself.
>>676607574
God what an awful story you gave there. I wish you hadn't told me that. These women need to stop believing the meme. Now that stupid girl is forever ruined by that guy.
Just like Palvin is.
>>676608107
Do it anon.
i guess the time will come
>>676608345
Cum on her face this time.
>>676605576
not true... i know her personally
>>676596965
you can have this big toothed bitch. Her and the rest of the hollywood jew douchebags singlehandidly destroyed a great franchise.
>>676608799
check em
>>676608787
Nice proof you got there.
>>676608642
It's always time.
>>676607547
be hungarian... shes not even a big deal here...
>>676608787
Don't lie to me anon. Would she ever consider dating a black guy?
>>676604859
Stealing
>>676608661
I prefer her throat.
>>676609022
>>676609250
Of course you do...
>>676608787
Prove you know her fag. Anyone on the internet can say they knew her. Last thread some anon even claimed he banged her. Of course not even showing proof.
you too..
>>676609088
well... she would because she is not racist, you know how girls are these days
>>676609666
oh shit ....
>>676609088
i dont know if she would consider... but im 200% sure she didnt date a black guy yet.. i even know her first boyfriend.. we went to the same school
>>676609711
That's disappointing. I thought europeans knew how shitty black people were in general. Or is it just the guys who know? What do you think about black people?
>>676601929
>>676601913
is there anyone else besides the retarded faggot thats obviously in love with horse toothed nigger lover daisy riddely and this other crack whore posting right now? come on anons post some other bitches.
>>676609568
u want personal facebook ?
>>676604859
Re roll
>>676609808
Thanks anon, I guess it doesn't matter. I'll probably never meet her.
>>676609876
shes hungarian.. here we dont have any black ppl btw, so all we know about niggers is they make rap songs..
>>676609900
so many dubs ... also rude
>>676609808
Man the bullshit coming from your fingertips is starting to smell bad.
>>676609909
Prove you know her fag. I'm waiting.
>>676595866
Can we summon Barbara here like they did Taylor Swift?
>>676609568
>>676610427
nope u cant. shes not a 4chan type..
>>676610545
She posts that all over her twitter and facebook. This is nothing special. If this is her ex anyone can easily retrieve old pics since she puts her life out there like all famous sluts do.
This is poor proof.
>>676610545
And if you actually know her, what the hell are you doing browsing this shithole of a website?
>>676610545
>reverse image search
Nice try
>>676611070
they're probably fapping to that slut
>>676604859
Another steal attempt
>>676610738
keep telling that to yourself.. ur just jelly
>>676610878
good question. ive been around for a while.. just chilling looking for massive kek
>>676603929
why do you think people who want to see daisy naked are faggots? you dont wanna see her? well, why do oyu have to be the faggot?
>>676611750
dude i dont have to prove anything. i know the truth anyway.. if you want to know something about her just ask and ill tell you.. I rly dont care that much on the internet to stress about if you trust me or not..
>>676610523
I keep dreaming of her like this. With her hair and the sun behind her and everything.
>>676612318
>dude i dont have to prove anything.
Because you are a lying sack of shit. You said earlier you can prove you know her. Now you are saying this. Quit trolling kid. You didn't even know there is an image search feature on this site.
>>676612311
mmmh this is getting very interesting
>>676612429
FeelsGoodMan
ok im gone now have a nice day skyanons & other anons and op, also thanks for making the thread ! ^-^
>>676612561
where did i say i can prove it? can you remind me?
she is in fucking NY at the moment and im all the way in budapest, how do you want me to prove. i can send any pic, but ofc you will find them on blogs since they stalk here nonstop...
ask about her if ur interester, and i might tell you, otherwise quit crying
>>676609568
>>676609909
>>676610316
Why would anyone believe your claims? You are on the internet. You have to expect people to call you out when you make such claims unless you are a moron. When you fail to prove your claim, it is right to assume you are a liar or baiting.
If you actually knew her you could easily prove it kid. Instead you attempted to post "proof" by posting images anyone can easily find.
kek get lost
>>676612318
How tight is her pussy?
>>676613972
pretty tight before I fucked her.. i am pretty big though so it definitely is not the same anymore..
>>676613207
You've never taken a pic with her with your phone? Post that.
