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Civilization Thread!

You are the four crackers on the left.

0 decides, may change if I get too many replies too fast.
Only making realistic moves, ignoring others.
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black "crackers" lynch themselves....
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make a farm
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Cut down trees and use timber to build a dam that will flood negroid turf.
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Birds fly over you, heading towards the lake
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drown one cracker in the river to use him as a raft to go over to the other side
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>>676595987

Capture 8 birds, each cracker gets one meal bird and one fleshlight bird.
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waiting for posts to speed up, will continue small updates waiting for win
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start making spears, bows etc to one day kill the niggers and take their lands
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Cut down trees and make tons of spears.
Border lake at night and slaughter all niggers.
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Compare penis size with fellow crackers and laugh at each other's poop.
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>>676596536
rr
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cut down trees to make a raft to the tribe on the otherside, sex em up to create more population
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use your settler and build a city, explore with the warrior and then great libary rush.
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pick berries
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>>676596794
Reroll
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>>676596920
winrar
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>>676597152
oops forgot text

niggers seem to arm themselves with spears

you must cross the river before interacting fully with them
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make bows and shoot them with arrows
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quickly gtfo and find a better spot unless you like black cock
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>>676597557
rr
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cut down a tree, build a totem with a 3 ft round, 5 ft long dick and leave it next to river to intimidate the negro's
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>>676597336

Let the nigs come at us first. They can't swim, 90% of them will die off trying to cross.
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Let's build traps at our side of the river
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>>676597152

Crackers go into the woods to use their superior crafting skills to make better spears than the nignogs
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All 4 crackers become traps and get fucked by bbc
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>>676596920
Winrawr
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take the berries and smer tehm over one dude then toss him in the river and wait for the niggers to react
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>>676598031
rr
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>>676597931
Roll
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build a church, try to convert the negros to pagan beliefs
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Go meet them, offer them gifts, but kill them as soon as they are off-guard
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Offer them some poisoned food
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navy seal across the river and kidnap a negro
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MAKE LOVE FUCKTARDS
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Niggers start a religion that demonizes whites and build a shrine to honor their black God
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Make your own spears
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>>676598272

With what materials?

>>676598278

What gifts?

>>676598422

With what poison?

Be specific faggots
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MORE FAGGOTS
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>>676598278
>>676598666

Food, wood...
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>>676596920
>not building explorer first for ruin bonuses and land mapping

Casual as fuck
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>>676596920
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>>676598666
Dem those trips

>>676598790
Winrar
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Mate, just pick berries for the niggers. If they're poisionous, then the niggers die, if not, then they're good for eating
>>676598666
Hi satan
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build a monument for a fat female godess

I used to make civilization threads like a year ago. If you want "realistic moves" try limiting the game to options you provide (obviously take suggestions). Like, give 3 options and the first one to get 2 votes wins.
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COLONIZE THEM
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cut down trees and build huts with the wood
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>>676598821
>Explorer
>Not scout
Casual as fuck
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Teach negros irrigation. White people swim across river.
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>>676598959
Rush Bronze Working

Denounce the Zulu.
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>>676598560
winrar
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>>676599167
You still don't have one.
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THIS IS OUR GREATEST ENEMY
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>>676599253
xD
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>>676599315
you succesfully build a tower become fascists and shoot the nigg noggs
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>>676598790
Winrar
Come on OP
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>>676595401
>Realistic
>Niggers having a house before the master race
>Being that retarted
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>>676599512
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!

BRING ME HEAD OF THIS FUCKTARD AND I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY AND RICHESS
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use water from the river to make a hydrogen bomb, blow up negros side of river
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>>676599253
Reroll
>>676599382
What
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Furiously masturbate across the river at the filthy niggers
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>>676599634
Its a game, Civ 5.
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WE LIKE THIS

WE WANT STATUE OF IT
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Secretly capture one of them, cook it, and give it as food to the others
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pick berries, crap in berries, let them rot, drink the berry coolaid
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>>676598980
>>676599040
>Unchecked wins
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butt sex everyone
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ALSO - TEACH ONE OF OUR FAGGOTS TO SWIM AND DIVE TO SEARCH FOR LOCH NESS SHIT TRESURE

IF NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO SWIM - PISS IN THERE

IM WAITING OP
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>>676600109
Also
>>676598790
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>>676595401
1 go gather wood, 1 go gather food, 1 craft bow and arrows and 1 build a tribal house
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ZzZzZzZzZz

we've been abandoned by op
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>>676600586
Reroll
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any body got the you are autismo how to get puss civ thread?
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>>676600586
Reroll for the bows !!!
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op has abandoned us
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>>676601389
There is no Op
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