Civilization Thread!
You are the four crackers on the left.
0 decides, may change if I get too many replies too fast.
Only making realistic moves, ignoring others.
black "crackers" lynch themselves....
make a farm
Cut down trees and use timber to build a dam that will flood negroid turf.
Birds fly over you, heading towards the lake
drown one cracker in the river to use him as a raft to go over to the other side
>>676595987
Capture 8 birds, each cracker gets one meal bird and one fleshlight bird.
waiting for posts to speed up, will continue small updates waiting for win
start making spears, bows etc to one day kill the niggers and take their lands
Cut down trees and make tons of spears.
Border lake at night and slaughter all niggers.
Compare penis size with fellow crackers and laugh at each other's poop.
cut down trees to make a raft to the tribe on the otherside, sex em up to create more population
use your settler and build a city, explore with the warrior and then great libary rush.
pick berries
>>676596794
Reroll
>>676596920
winrar
>>676597152
oops forgot text
niggers seem to arm themselves with spears
you must cross the river before interacting fully with them
make bows and shoot them with arrows
quickly gtfo and find a better spot unless you like black cock
cut down a tree, build a totem with a 3 ft round, 5 ft long dick and leave it next to river to intimidate the negro's
>>676597336
Let the nigs come at us first. They can't swim, 90% of them will die off trying to cross.
Let's build traps at our side of the river
>>676597152
Crackers go into the woods to use their superior crafting skills to make better spears than the nignogs
All 4 crackers become traps and get fucked by bbc
>>676596920
Winrawr
take the berries and smer tehm over one dude then toss him in the river and wait for the niggers to react
>>676597931
Roll
build a church, try to convert the negros to pagan beliefs
Go meet them, offer them gifts, but kill them as soon as they are off-guard
Offer them some poisoned food
navy seal across the river and kidnap a negro
MAKE LOVE FUCKTARDS
Niggers start a religion that demonizes whites and build a shrine to honor their black God
Make your own spears
>>676598272
With what materials?
>>676598278
What gifts?
>>676598422
With what poison?
Be specific faggots
MORE FAGGOTS
>>676598278
>>676598666
Food, wood...
>>676596920
>not building explorer first for ruin bonuses and land mapping
Casual as fuck
>>676596920
>>676598666
Dem those trips
>>676598790
Winrar
Mate, just pick berries for the niggers. If they're poisionous, then the niggers die, if not, then they're good for eating
>>676598666
Hi satan
build a monument for a fat female godess
I used to make civilization threads like a year ago. If you want "realistic moves" try limiting the game to options you provide (obviously take suggestions). Like, give 3 options and the first one to get 2 votes wins.
COLONIZE THEM
cut down trees and build huts with the wood
>>676598821
>Explorer
>Not scout
Casual as fuck
Teach negros irrigation. White people swim across river.
>>676598959
Rush Bronze Working
Denounce the Zulu.
>>676598560
winrar
>>676599167
You still don't have one.
THIS IS OUR GREATEST ENEMY
>>676599315
you succesfully build a tower become fascists and shoot the nigg noggs
>>676598790
Winrar
Come on OP
>>676595401
>Realistic
>Niggers having a house before the master race
>Being that retarted
>>676599512
!
BRING ME HEAD OF THIS FUCKTARD AND I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY AND RICHESS
use water from the river to make a hydrogen bomb, blow up negros side of river
>>676599253
Reroll
>>676599382
What
Furiously masturbate across the river at the filthy niggers
>>676599634
Its a game, Civ 5.
WE LIKE THIS
WE WANT STATUE OF IT
Secretly capture one of them, cook it, and give it as food to the others
pick berries, crap in berries, let them rot, drink the berry coolaid
>>676598980
>>676599040
>Unchecked wins
butt sex everyone
ALSO - TEACH ONE OF OUR FAGGOTS TO SWIM AND DIVE TO SEARCH FOR LOCH NESS SHIT TRESURE
IF NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO SWIM - PISS IN THERE
IM WAITING OP
>>676595401
1 go gather wood, 1 go gather food, 1 craft bow and arrows and 1 build a tribal house
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we've been abandoned by op
>>676600586
Reroll
any body got the you are autismo how to get puss civ thread?
>>676600586
Reroll for the bows !!!
op has abandoned us
>>676601389
There is no Op