Just say yes when they ask are you secretly a girl

>>676572810
what

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How about stop being a faggot, grow up and get a girlfriend?

>>676573115
fuck you

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>>676572535
OP is a 25 year old neet living with mommy and is a deviant who thinks he's gay now. Jesus have fun being homeless you dumb faggot.

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Or if you are such an extreme cock cobbler, get a tranny that passes well, that way you can have your cock and eat it too. Hiding it from your parents very easily

>>676572535
Stop being gay OP.

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Quite literally, welcome to /b/ maybe you should go back to tumblr where you are loved

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lol what a loser, and that's the way it should be. next you get kicked out of the house, get on your own, realize you are a man because you can handle shit alone or you are a faggot pussy luster who prefer to get a dick in his ass, swallow some cum and then kill himself. What a fucking loser.

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>>676572535
Faggot

>>676573595
This guy gets it.

Buy a dildo online. When it arrives and your mum questions why you've bought a dildo, tell her you're gay.

>>676573999
Quad check

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>be faggot OP
>came to /b/ for support
>it backfired because op is actually a faggot

>>676572535
Killing yourself is the only option OP

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OP Ether come out and pull the cock out your mouth and tell them and stop being ashamed of what your doing Or are you because know your going to hell if you don't repent.

>>676572535
Then don't and let them eventually ask. Who cares if they know or not. Just ssay the girl and you are fighting

>>676572535
DO A FLIP FAGGOT

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You gays literally still have the girls have coodies mentality, you never grew up.

>>676572535
>>>/lgbt/

Well, speaking from persona experience, it can be harder than hell to come our to your parents, but the easiest way will be to do what I did. First, over dinner or something just say that you need to talk to them. Gather them in a room, preferably on a couch or something. Look them in the eye, gather your thoughts for a moment, then rip off your clothes to reveal the rainbow colored speedo you're wearing. Get on your knees in front of your dad, and bury your face in his crotch, while maintaining eye contact with your mother. From that point forward you'll have to play it by ear.

Good luck annon.

I know you're a faggot, but seriously? Counter clockwise? Fix that fucking picture you niggerfaggot.

fuck them up their asses to assert your dominance

>>676572535

You're serious? To be fair you should be posting on LGBT or HM not /b/.
Well for one, why do you care what other people fucking think of you? If people are homophobes then they are not worth your time. LGBT people reserve the right to choose their family, so if they want you out. FUCK them. Then leave.

If you weren't a pussy you would realize LIKE EVERY OTHER GAY WHITE MAN that you have nothing to loose when living a life in a shadow of this hetero society,
Closeted and not being your honest authentic 100% self expected to eat the pussy is not a life worth living whether it's anyones business who you tell or not.
Wearing the mask or not JUST FUCKING stop living a pseudo lie and just be you.

Not to say your a total faggit for being in the closet at 25, that's just embarrassing...

IF you have a BOYFRIEND man the fuck up and DO IT.

IF YOU CARE ENOUGH, you will realize being TRUE TO YOURSELF is more important to your HAPPINESS and HEALTH and REALTIONSHIP than dictating your actions based on upsetting some ignorant homophobic fucks who ARE NOT YOUR FAMILY should they choose to put your sexuality before you as a person.

YOU'RE NOT DEFINED BY LOVING SOME COCK you are who you are. Gay, straight, bisexual, whatever the fuck you like it's your shit so deal with it.

>>Anyone who chooses to judge you for that is a total waste man

>>Quit being a bitch and be yourself.

Sincerely entire gay male population and UK homofag who grew a fucking pair at age 18.

>>676575002
I would murder my son if i found out he turned gay. Then i would shoot myself for two reasons, i have failed as a parent, and the other is so i don't get raped in jail by a bunch of faggots.

>>676575002
Lost

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You failed as a human being and now search for excuses.

Oh god OP, move out, get a girlfriend and - most importantly - live your life

>>676574247
Thats not how quads works

>>676572535
Next time tell your parents, goodbye mom I am off to suck some cock.

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>>676575289
Kill yourself deviant, not a single person agrees with faggotry. They are all scared to face the word "bigot" even gays deep down know it is grotesque and unnatural to put a peen in a shitter. Die of aids

>>676575778
no. u

>>676575778
Single person? You mean you're repressed desire to take a big thick dick in your ass.

I'd much prefer a dick over that fucking alien face hugger exploding hand sandwich shit you call a vago, ew gross...
Take your 80s fucking bullshit to someone who cares.

I hope OP hangs himself.

>>676572535
I'm sure your bf has a surprise for you.

AIDS

>>676575440
>live your life
>move out get a girlfriend

that's the equivalent of saying grow up.

I'm 21 and live with my mum. I pay for bills, shopping, cook food, wash up and clean.

Why the fuck at my age would I go with the norms of society by knocking up a chick and having a kid then moving into a shitty apartment or house that I'll never pay off?

Instead I can live in what's basically my house now, shag random lasses every fortnight. Anyone who is under thirty and has a kid and lives with their girlfriend guaranteed hates their fucking life. Literally working all day and 99% of that cash going to some chick you got pregnant and a mortgage?

harhahrhahhsrdrrrr

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>>676576040
I hope this cock mongler does first

Lel, you post rainbow swastika and ask no trolling.

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>>676576328
>shag random lasses
Yeah thats better m8 tbh

>>676576328
>basically my house

Another worthless neet. Living in your mom's house does not somehow make it your house. You pay the banknote? Nope. Oh you do the dishes? kek your the house bitch then. Get on with your life you dumb faggot.

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Mfw when nazis burned fags alive and shoved their char in the ovens to make charcoal for more fags.

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>>676572535
"and then he thought he'd be telling us something we haven't known since he was 2 baaaahahah"
>seriously dude. your parents knew before you did when you played with barbies and princess shit instead of trucks.

>>676576328
Haha '"Lass..." LADS.LADS.LADS. FAGGIT.

>>676576364
I'll rather take my 6 year LTR thanks,

>>676572535
>hire male prostitute
>take to parents house
>proceed to get fucked in the ass by the whore front of parents
>????
>profit

>>676576328
EXCUSES
X
C
U
S
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S

Yeah sure it's all yours and you get shit going

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>>676576686
oh

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>>676576884

>>676576884
That is a neonazi the gay kind. The originals were like the kkk, they killed blacks fags jews and any other race that wasn't white or anyone they hated tbh.

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>>676576951

>>676576662
I give her roughly 1k a month.

I'm living my life now going on holidays with the remaining few of my normal friends who havnt got a chick pregnant. Socialising a lot on random outings to places, pubs, hikes etc.

Secured a decent job. My mums house is a pit stop that I look after and put 80% towards the bills that's only consists of internet and electricity.

Meanwhile 20 year olds and younger are moving into shitty flats with their girlfriends tied down with a kid, not doin any of those. Aside from paying through the roof whatever dole money they can on there heating.

>>676576737
>>676576793
jelous man children working at a desk job hating their life

abahahahaha

>people hate OP while this board is full of faggotry

Man the fuck up and tell them.

Tell them you're no different than you have been for the past x years and your not gonna change.

You may have to promise not to bring dudes home but that seems reasonable.