My girlfriend is a raging alcoholic.
I threatened to dump her six months ago because she kept passing out all the time. I told her that she kept falling asleep right when I was ready to fuck and it happened too many times and I was over it. It was too frustrating. She asked me why her passing out would stop me from fucking her. I explained to her that it was technically rape.
Then, she did the unthinkable. She gave me permission to fuck her while she is passed out. She put it in writing and signed it. Both of my roommates put their signatures on the document as witnesses. She told me that if she ever passed out from drinking, that I had "open, ongoing consent" to use her body any way I wanted while she's unconscious. I've been fucking the ever living shit out of her ever since. It eventually got to the point where I preferred fucking her while she is passed out. It's like having a self-lubricating fleshlight. Sometimes, I cum in her 8-9 times in a night while watching porn on my laptop.
My roommates have frequently expressed their jealousy of my situation. Last night, one of my roommates offered me $500 to let him fuck her while she was passed out on the couch. I said no, but the offer has been lingering in the back of my mind ever since.
Should I accept his offer?
Yes.
Also, pics.
>>676560679
Pretty sure she lets you do this cause she trusts you.
you're pricing your girl at $500 bucks. there are escort/whores valued in the thousands.
think wisely if you luf her OP
Have your mate get tested, then yeah let him at it.
I'll give you $2000 cash. You can watch if you're worried I might hurt her.
[email protected]
pretty sure that would void the piece of paper she signed.
>>676560679
nigga you crazy?
wanna cuck yourself for just 500 dollars?
>>676561047
well, they are not passed out while at it, only if you ask them
>>676561505
its only cuck if she likes it
Keep your priorities straight son.
Don't lower your status for a little bit of fucking money.
>>676561855
This.
>>676560679
You can easily ask 1000
>>676561855
checked
also you're always gonna be that guy that sold his girl to his boys for money cause you have no penis. this makes you a bitch
Do it, Op. She'll never know.
>>676561855
/thread
>>676562328
Actually, it makes him a pimp. That's pretty fucking cool, yo.
If you're going to be a bitch that's fine. But you better also be a jew and get as much money as you can for it
>>676562188
Underated
>>676560679
get your fucking copypasta out of here you cuck.
>>676562539
idk anon, i wouldn't be able to talk to my nigga the same if i knew he fucked the shit out of my girl.
and i wouldn't go down on her again.
sounds like you just stumbled upon a new buisness venture OP
>>676560679
get another girlfriend, idiot
Tell him he can do it for free on the condition that he allows you to record it. Then blackmail him for $50,000 as you fucking her is not rape but him doing it is.
>>676560679
>Should I accept his offer?
ask her
>>676560679
don't betray your girlfriend like that. that WOULD be rape.
Why do you even think about that? Get her to rehab and search some help for yourself too.
>>676560679
I'm calling bullshit OP
>>676560679
and either get her help or dump her already
>>676560679
Cool story bro
make her get help, seems she is way past the point of quitting herself. trust me, otherwise this will last a few more months max.
>>676564996
Yeah but then he can fuck her at anytime he wants
>>676561855
/thread
She will probably leave you or sue you for selling her, you are doing human trafficing and you may even go to jail for it.
I would ask for 1000 at least
Go for it OP
>>676560679
>dat thigh abyss though
nope
if she ever finds out you're fucked to an unthinkable extend
think about it: losing all now for 500?
hell no
>>676560679
have fun getting assrammed in prison. you deserve it
>>676563622
not op here: do you mean to suggest dubs?:^)
>>676560679
this is so low i can't even belive... NO you should not ffs...
get her to sober up and stop drinking and never forget that only YOU got the permission not anyone else, so if you sell her, it's rape.
>>676560679
youve got the best relationship ever and want to put it on risk for 500bucks?
>are you retarded?
>>676560679
>Should I accept his offer?
yes, why havent you thought of this earlier?
>>676560679
>inb4 she stopped taking the pill
>inb4 your nigga room is the baby daddy
is pic related? i got some money saved up, i was going to buy a 980ti with...
>>676560679
you can also make everyone who fucked her while asleep add their signature on that writing piece so it will make it even more believable!
>>676566151
Ikr right
>>676560679
Pics or gtfo
>>676568070
>>676562188
At least some original spirit is left on this shitty webside
>>676560679
This must be more common than I thought. I worked with someone like this, an alcoholic who gave her husband permission to fuck her while passed out. Always thought it was sketchy. A friend of hers OD'd and she tried to get her life together, devorced the hubby, moved away and stopped drinking. Last I heard she was doing well.
>>676565794
this man
think it through, no amount of signed consent will render prostitution legal
>>676568559
Last I heard, it was your mom
>>676568845
herp derp lelz
>>676562539
Pimps dont fuck their whores....its like getting high on your own shit ...thats a big fucking NO .
also >this
>>676563258