i like to cum on mine

i eat that shit any time i go to a fast food place. People are missing out if they don't try it

Only effeminate Eurocucks eat mayo on their fries.

BBQ sauce master race reporting

After traveling to Europe a couple summers ago, I was introduced to the concept of mayo on fries. Now it's my go-to.

>>676553988
>>676553828

How about mustard? some people here like it, including me. is mustard on fries a thing in the US?

your welcome, fags

http://www.copykat.com/2014/03/02/raising-canes-dipping-sauce-recipe/?hvid=3EaeU7

>>676554079
ill mix it with ketchup and dip fries in it sometimes

>>676553988
>I'm insecure about my masculinity so I use BBQ sauce

>>676555124
i do that plus a little curry to dip my wiener (pun intended) in it. tastes awesome.

>>676553562
In America we load our fries into a 36 count banana clip and use our assault fry shooters to blast them into each others faces at 300 feet per second. We don't have time for sauces on our fries. We're too busy running the free world.

amerifag here. mayo on fries is the way to go. fuck ketchup

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>>676553988
Eat a salad instead you fat cunt.

>>676556427
Amerifat*

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>>676556628
I'm 5'10'' 140lbs. My mother raised me on good food, and good nutrition. I argue with fat people all the time about their poor dietary choices. I'm healthy aside from my alcoholism.

In America the only things that go on fries are ketchup, chili, cheese or gravy. Putting anything else on them is why you don't run the planet and we do.

>>676553988
>>676554079
>BBQ
>Mustard
>Tard
Barbaric.
Apply mayo and ketchup

>>676557925
>run
>not ruining

>>676553562
I'm a eurofag and I don't even eat that, infact it looks disgusting.

>>676557925
Man id love to try chilli cheese on fries.. you cant get that in europe

>>676558291
>continuing the status quo is ruining the status quo
Euorpoor education system, folks.

>>676558505
it's so fuckin good. you're missing out order some on the int3rn3t

>>676558505
it's actually different than regular chili it's coney island chili that's used

it's doubtful you've had an authentic version of it unless you've been to certain states

another thing most of you don't have is ranch dressing... it's not great but it's better than euro-mayo on fries

>>676558998
wait what am I even saying just buy some meat and make some you lazy euro fuck

>>676559039
Kill yourself, ranchfag. Stop trying to ruin everything with your shit tier salad dressing.

>>676558505
Detroit is the best place for that... Couple of dogs with everything and chili cheese fries.. Winrar bitch

>>676553562
Sounds nasty, I usually use catsup or mustard. If I'm using bbq sauce for a meat, I may use that too. Also, chik-fil-a sauce goes really well with their waffle fries.
Mayo just seems to me to be a thing that only fat people will use as anything other than an ingredient in a larger dish, I've seen fat people pretty much just chugging straight mayo, and using straight mayo as a dipping sauce doesn't seem too much better. If you mix the mayo with other sauces, that has the potential to be good, but just straight mayo would make me gag.

>>676555991
False, we actually use the sauces as a lubricant to keep the guns from jamminh

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>>676553562
>Is it true that americunts dont eat mayo on their fries?
Yes it's true you fat fuck

>>676553562
Woah, didn't know Eurofags put jizz on their fries. That explains a lot. Nice.

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I just pour on some malt vinegar.

>>676557925
2016 and not mentioning Carne asada fries

>>676553562
Amerifag here. Imo, that's fucking nasty, but I put ketchup on damn near everything so I can't judge.
Personally, mayo is fucking gross. I don't even like it on my sandwiches.

That's disgusting. Mayo? On fries? Ketchup only please.

>>676559853
this, obviously

i don't like putting fat onto fat. i do like mayo though.
it's all about baked fries, fried ones are shit.

>>676561128
Basically mexican chili fries. Mostly, only Californians disrespect their fries like that. And we all know Californians aren't Americans.

>>676553562
lmao and we are the fat ones...

>>676561695
>baked fries
huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr

>>676561421
why would you put ketchup on nearly everything? on fries I can understand but it's overpowered for most other foods. what are some examples of foods you like it on other than fries and burgers?

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Is it possible that euro mayo is different from us mayo?

pic related, its EU mayo.

>>676561871
do you not know the difference between fried and baked?

I only put seasoning salt on my fries.
Not a fan of sauces, and I'll never understand people that grab a nice cold bottle of whatever out of their fridge and start dunking their hot fries in it.

>>676561871
>fries
>fried
>fry
>ffffffBAKED

>>676561962
Do you not understand that frying is the inherent process by which fries are created? Were your parents retards too?

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>>676553562
Canada for the win

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>>676553562
Merican here- I use vinegar and black pepper. Manly shit fegets

Ketchup, Mustard, or occasionally Ranch here. Never mix, and the idea of mayo on fries is disturbing.

>>676561706
Not really, only thing they share in common is both have fries, meat and beans. But the meat and beans are different and cooked differently.

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Do you know paprika-salted fries?

>>676561695
You are now aware that the fries you are baking are fucking soaking with grease anyway. Just fry them you nigger, they taste better and you know it.

>>676553988
>BBQ artery filler

>>676561872
>pasta
>meatloaf
>kettle chips
>chicken
>rice
>almost anything fried
there's more but I'm drawing a blank

I won't put ketchup on steak if that makes it any better...

>>676561695
>baked
>fries

Fries are fried, that's why they're called fries. What you have created are bakes

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>>676559200
>>676559853

Oh my God...

>>676562244
Sounds like one of the few reasonable suggestions in the thread yet.

These faggots would douse them in mayo regardless.

>>676561886
>travelfag here
US Mayo is shit.

>>676553562
>just a reminder that they care called chips not fries

>>676562152
I'm surprised there's only one other vinegar user.
Malt, Apple Cider, or White?

You're still alright in my book.

>>676557332
7'9'' 75lbs my mother raised me on meth and stale memes, i argue with other people on 4chan about their life choices. i'm healthy aside from my autism

>>676562372
>ketchup on rice
Nigger detected.

>>676562208
This isn't a debate, sweetie. This is me TELLING you.

>>676562372
jesus christ anon! the only thing that's acceptable on that list is meatloaf

OP just watched Pulp Fiction

>>676553562
>putting anything other than ketchup on your fries

literally kill yourselves you fucking weirdos

>>676553562
>mayo on their fries

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?! WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT?!?!?!

>>676562372
>Meatloaf
>rice
>not steak.

You have strange tastes

>>676562554
Sure tell me about something that I cook every day and sell tons of.

>>676553562
Amerifat here.
I love mixing mayo and ketchup but other amerifats think it's weird.

>>676553562
We dont. That shit sounds disgusting.

>>676562776
I already have, wage slave.

I mix ketchup and siracha or however you spell that chink hot sauce. goes well with fries.

>>676562658
What about homemade coarse ground mustard?
Clearly you hate life if you can say no to this.

>>676563033
Agreed.

>>676553562
British-bong master race and pinnacle of human etiquette and dining mannerisms here.

I can confirm that OP is a faggot and that people who put mayonnaise on their chips (or indeed 'fries') are degenerate fucking lowlife scum who need to be eradicated from the gene-pool ASAP.

>>676553562
I like mcdonalds special sauce on mine.

>>676563099
Checked and agreed

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>mfw tater tots fried in peanut oil

On baked potatoes do eurofags replace the sour cream, bacon, cheddar, and chives with mayo?

>>676554079
I'll do it and only if it's mixed with bit of mayo but I don't think it's a "thing" anywhere.

>>676563030
Sorry buddy but I own my own restaurant.

>>676553562
I eat my fries with vinegar and salt on them

>>676563281
Mayo on a baked potato doesn't sound that bad tbh

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>>676563368
>>676563030
>>676562776
>>676562554
>>676562208
>>676561706
>>676561128
>>676557925
lol these fucking faggots

>>676563368
Sure you do, kid. Must be such a classy joint, selling mexican chili fries and all.

Americunts bitching about putting mayo on fries but dip them in a fucking milkshake instead. fucking gross.

EU/NL fag here..

>>676562114
>cheesecurdsnotnearlymeltedenough/10

>>676553562
I do. I usually mix a little tabasco in with it.

>>676553562
nope nobody does but I can see how its a thing since I think the best way to eat fried potatoes is with chick-fil-a sauce which is mayonaise based or at least tastes like it is.

>>676562554
>sweety
Faggot. zyour taste is shit, carne fries are fucking amazing.

Do you even know what carne asada is? Its one of the few good things mexicans did for this country, it truly amazing.

>>676563566
Why the fuck not dip them in a shake? We invented both you eurofag

>>676557332
You're underweight, not healthy.

>>676563566
Probably the salty/sweet combo that makes it good. It sounds disgusting but is actually pretty decent.

>>676563554
dumb faggot doesnt even know about carne asada fries.

>>676563801
>failing to spell something that is literally already spelled for him
I'm getting the impression the carne asada fans are all kind of slow.

I like this Chipotle mayo thing I discovered in Amsterdam.

>>676563099
>brit
>Pinnacle of dining anything
Are you on fucking drugs?
Pic related, nasty brit food.

>>676557332
>5'10'' 140lbs
You should probably start lifting.

>>676563801
Asada is a great way to cook a cheap ass hangar or skirt steak. Recipies that come from poverty have a strange way of being amazing.

>>676563857
because it is fucking disgusting. Pretty much everything fast food related is disgusting in USA.
And ofc you guys invented all of it. right..

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>>676563671
>Cheese curds...
>Can't tell the difference between cheese curds and fried moose semen mixed with sour cream
>obvious amerifag

>>676563566
This is a very accurate statement.
It is incredibly common the Amerifags dip fries in their shakes, especially chocolate shakes.
Can't do it myself, I just don't understand it, as with much of this cuntry.

USA fag reporting in

>>676564088
My misspelling of sweetie is still more acceptable than your using the word in a sentence.

>>676564257
this nigga knows what's up

>>676564497
Stop hanging out with 6 year olds and you'll find it's less common than you indicate.

>>676564333
Fuck yeah we did that's why there are American fast food places all over the world. The only think you Europeans gave the world was Niggers because of the slave trade.

>>676564257
Because more people will eat shitty food if it tastes ok.

>>676564232
Fatty confirmed.

I'm 3 months into my diet and I'm 145lbs 6'2. I'm still a little chubby for my liking but getting there slowly.

Seriously, if you weigh more than 170lbs regardless of height, muscle mass etc. you are a fat piece of shit and probably look like shit too.

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what kind of faggot doesn't put hot sauce on his fries?

pic related

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>>676564759
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Guys? Can we stop fighting and do something about the mudslime hordes?

>>676564848
White people.

>>676564618
Ya, but I'm part of the stoner crowd. Hence 6 year olds may be an improvement of intelligence that I can't comprehend.

Also, I'm high enough most of the time to not be bothered by people opinions and their "facts".

>>676564257
Its an amazing way of cooking cheap steak. Glorious in its simplicity, really.

An a good marinade makes it better. I like to use Lime+lemon juice, soy, onion, garlic, and sometimes maybe a little chipotle.

>>676564970
because they can't handle the spice? fuckin cucks

>>676564759
Lol I'm 6'9" and I doubt I'll weigh less than 200 lbs even if I get into the shape I want to be in, especially considering fat weighs more than muscle. Right now I am chubby at 265 lbs.

>>676565054
Because they can afford nuanced food and don't have to use heat to hide poor taste.

>>676564636
If it wasnt for us your great america would be one big forest you dumb shit.

The europeans were the smart ones. And the Americans are fucking retarded.

>>676565079
Got that backwards, muscle weighs more than fat, sorry.

Mayonnaise is condiment aids

>>676564759
Do you not know how muscle weight works?

>>676564678
You've missed the point. Its not shitty. Its made from cheap ingredients. I remember short ribs used to be dirt cheap. Then people figured out braised short rib is fucking amazing and the price has tripled.

>>676565195
>butthurt reject whose ancestors weren't smart enough to join the winning team is butthurt

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>>676565015
You're the reason no one knows I smoke.

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>>676565195
>Smart ones
>could barely keep your major colonies in check, resulting in one revolting and becoming a world power you kowtow before

Sure friend, sure.

>>676565193
nigger, you have no idea what you're missing. hot sauce is a lot more than heat, but I wouldn't expect cuckfag to understand that

>>676565195
>one forest
>not knowing shit about the continent's biomes.
Grass plains, deserts, sub-tropical swamps, and all kinds of shit. not just forests.

>>676557925
>gravy

Canadian detected

>>676565402
"the winning team" :') Dont make me laugh. True the EU has a muslim problem and shit, but still way better in every fucking way then the USA. Have fun with trump fucking your country up.

>>676565371
And the ingredients are cheap because they are the shittier part of the source. Poor people used to buy them because they were cheap, because the wealthier people could afford the better option. There wasn't a demand for those ingredients, because there are other, much better ingredients to make food out of.

>>676565630
>that typical retard trying to link hot sauce to masculinity because he needs something (anything, please god) to reaffirm his masculinity since his irl accomplishments don't exist
People laugh at you behind your back because you're so typically cringeworthy.

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>>676565737
Can't be any worse than the Merk

>>676565079
>6'9
Lying ass faggot.

>>676565910
>what are lobsters

it literally comes down to what people like. supply and demand. there is no part of the muscle tissue that is specifically "better" to eat. You may prefer the flavor, texture, whatever, but that still comes down to what you like.

>>676563950
hes good

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>>676563566
never heard of that. how horrifyingly disgusting

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>>676566066
Down the road, not across the street

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>>676553562
are you retard ?
of course not, they eat directly from the jar.