How do I get a qt black gf?

How come I cry when I fuck babies? Is it a genetics problem or am I just a skrub?

>>676528348
I know I'm loved by a lot of people, and I am very popular, and am going out every night on weekends, but I feel so lonely; even if I'm in a room and surrounded by other people.

What is love?

>>676528493
Sounds like you need a close personal friend that you can trust and confide in; a lot of people, despite having "friends", seem to lack this essential component.

Do you have such a person, Anonymous?

>>676528636
A fucking Haddaway song.

>>676528636
Neurochemical reaction involving oxytocin and dopamine that compels animals to breed.

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What am I doing?

>35 have no idea what I'm doing.
>In bed now 13:07 afternoon, have self employed job to go to.
>Wife and kids in another house it's school holidays.
>I'm just here since I woke up at 06:30.

>>676528485
You can't get both anon

>>676528704
Sounds like you are getting up for work.

Whys is so hard to feel any sort of emotion or to be able to empathize with other human beings?

>>676528493
I'm on the same boat as you. thats why I am here. 4chan is the only place that fill that void. the only place I feel free to be what I am and be happy about it.

I got you bro

>>676528808
It's not. If you feel that way, you need to seek medical attention; you probably have mood blunting, a symptom of depression.

>>676528811
Sounds like you need actual close friends too.

>>676528348
I'm studying psychology and will probably fail because i have no motivation to work for it, Anyhow i have that typical feeling of love towards someone who shows no feelings back, it's destroying me and i want to know how to move on. Please help.

>>676528348
best way to get over a crush who doesnt like you anymore, and you still have to go into the same class

>>676528348
Is this your first semester of a psych degree?

>>676528640
Please, my name is Angus.
I had a great friend, we shared everytging, but he went on a holiday for a month and changed, I feel uneasy about him now, I have a girl I feel so incredible around, and we feel the exact same way about every plausible situation, and we share the same tastes in music, movies, hobbies etc. But I feel like that coukd be dangerous, having someone to similar that you care so much about.

>>676528348
I have some friends and most of the time I feel happy, but sometimes when I'm in my house alone I feel off, away. It doesn't help that I'm a betafag and never dated anyone, making me feel more insecure.
Any tips for me?

>>676528636
Baby don't hurt me.

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30yr old white healthy employed Australian male.

I have a scat fetish.

Only ever jerked off to scat porn, but considering paying for a craigslist woman to shit & piss in my mouth. This would be my first time.

Comments? Thoughts? Why am I this way? What does my future hold? What should I do?

>>676528877
Stop overreacting; it isn't destroying you, you don't enjoy it. That's how it is SUPPOSED to feel if you lose someone you love or they don't reciprocate your feelings.

Those feelings mean you are human.

>>676528884
Switch classes.

>>676528919
What a fucking tard. It's not DANGEROUS, it's WONDERFUL.

Give in and let yourself be fucking vulnerable for ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE.

>>676528925
>>676528925
"beta" as a concept doesn't apply to humans. Stop falling into this concept, lift your chin and keep your head high, and believe in yourself you dumb fuck!

You could be so much more, if only you....tried.

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>>676528488

>>676528985
EAT SHIT
hehe

>>676528348
I hate life. What's the quickest, surest way to end it?

>>676528985
Your life is literally shit.

>>676528985
you're a gross cunt.

also fuckya emus the best, go eagles we gonna win it this year dog cunt

>>676528811
Thanks man, it's hard as fuck.
I wish I knew how to change my situation, even to be less "popular" or have lesser friends to prevent me from feeling so alone around so many people, I don't know anymore.

>>676528868
>Sounds like you need actual close friends too.
I just need you anon :3

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>>676528985
Uhm.

1. This is a normal fetish
2. It happened because of random environmental factors
3. Your future holds you indulging in this fetish
4. Indulge in the fetish if you want

Not hard.

>>676528488
I know that my baby brother was murdered when I was young, is that part of the problem?

>>676529063
You can't just switch classes if it's mandatory. He needs to work it out.

I feel like I'm living in a simulator and everything and everyone around me is fake, what do?

>>676528348
I'm in last year of high school now, and I can't find the energy anymore to get up. I have gf, a good family, but the school just makes me want to throw myself off the roof.

>>676529086
Live 70 years and then die in a bed, surrounded by your loved ones.

>>676529140
Oh shush. I'm Anonymiss, anyway, you queer.

>>676529063
Thanks.

>>676528348
I have a friend who wants to pursue psychology, any pointers?

>>676529250
it only gets worse dude, make the most if

>>676529269
>die in a bed, surrounded by your loved ones
Yeah, that's not going to happen for me.

>>676529063
thank

>>676529246
Stop smoking so much weed.

>>676529250
So seek medical attention. You are in high school; depression is the standard.

>>676529295
My pleasure.

>>676529312
Don't do it.

>>676529342
Sure it will. If you try.

>>676529353
It was my honor, Anonymous *hugs*

>>676528962
No more.

How can I make someone to trust me?

I just want out. Life is not always worth living.

>>676529246
Search up "derealization"

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>>676529250
High school sucks and is generally the worst part of life, just push through.

>>676529444
>Sure it will.
No, you can't possibly know that. You don't know WTF you're talking about.

>>676529467
By putting yourself in a vulnerable position.

>>676529474
Yes it is. As a pain patient, I'd know how horrible it can get.

>>676529063
Thankyou, you have no idea the positive impact you have made and will continue to make on my life.
Thankyou so much.

I'm being the worst possible boyfriend to a 10/10 loving girl who wants a future with me.

I love her and want to be with her, but I can't seem to stop doing my own thing which is being retarded and criminal, putting myself in situations that might get me killed.

Can I turn my life around tomorrow or is this something that will take a while to do? I can't bear seeing her sad all the time because of my dumbfuck shenanigans.

>>676529269
>I'm Anonymiss, anyway, you queer.
What makes you think I'm not an Anonymiss either? This is the internet. we can be everything, or nothing. Besides, Anonymous, Anonymiss - you're all by beloved compatriot anons.

>>676529474
That means that it is still worth living sometimes.
Everyone has worse and better days

>>676528733
Ok, how do I get a black gf that isn't ghetto?

>>676529545
Just gotta try Anonymous.

>>676529558
You are welcome.

>>676529587
You can if you go to a doctor; sounds like you have conduct disorder or borderline personality disorder. It responds quite well to CBT

>>676529326
Yeah, okay, it's nice to hear other people say it. It helps.

>>676528348
Hi, I have a unbelievable addiction to short acting Methylphenidate during the day. Usually at work ill crush 6 and rack throughout my 9 hour day. Once im home ill either usually crush up and rack Endone (oxycodone) to bring me down, on the rarity i shoot that up but not too much. not sure of the difference should i be seeing a psychiatrist about this? thankyou op-doc

>>676529444
Is it standard to try to kill yourself
I dont even know how to want to live anymore
also trips check

>>676528348
Why is weed illegal?

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>>676529499
>and is generally the worst part of life

Spoken like someone who has never been married.

I study music and it's the one thing I want to do but for some reason I can't even pick up a guitar anymore without crying and wanting to kill myself because I just hate everything I write even though other people say they like my music but I just want to die. I can't do it anymore and by the end of the year I have to release an EP. Everyone else is so excited and pumped for their release but I'm dreading it - I don't want to tour with it, I hate everything I write, I just want to die before I release it.

>>676529839
You should see a rehab center about it; stop abusing prescription medication.

>>676529841
Given how many people in high school commit suicide, I'd say it isn't atypical.

Seek. Medical. Attention.

>>676529860
Do you want the long answer or the short?

Test
Ignore this post

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>>676529960
I mean, it's entirely your fault for having bad taste and a shit tier waifu.

>>676530044
Dont tell me what to do. I will NOT ignore this post on principle.

Im always was too quite ans have problems talking to other people

>>676529967
Have you spoken to a doctor about this?

>>676529860
Because the state is a dinosaur.
Most countries isn't democracies, only variations that often mean that a small part of the population control all of the country. In order to be a real democracy you would have to turn in a public vote, to overrule the state.

Just like in Switzerland, except the population there thinks weed should be illegal. But they banned Muslims culture and stuff.

>>676528348
Card tricks or coin tricks?

>>676529968
>Do you want the long answer or the short?

Idc, just answer it mr.psychologist.

Hey guys, ignore faggots. There are plenty of reasons to kill yourself. The vast majority of lives are empty and full of nothing worthwhile. The chances of you dying in your bed surrounded by your loved ones is like getting struck by lightning. That is all. Go fuck yourself, OP. You should take my advice too.

>>676529967
Then you're writing the wrong kind of music. If there were no others to hear it, what kind of music would you write?
Musician here writing the second album. I get stuck in a rut very often and I find a different approach can help enormously. Try work on bass parts instead, our vocal melodies/harmonies.

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>>676528868
Can depression stay at a certain level of severity for upwards of more than a decade? I was bullied throughout primary and high school (essentially between 8 and 16.5), I rank somewhere on the self-aware side of the autism spectrum, and I find it difficult to both sense and express love with non-family members. Am I less autistic and just emotionally numb from depression, or am I stuck this way forever?

>>676530154
I've been going to a psychiatrist and been on mood stabiliser since I was 15 (I'm 19 now), nothing works and I'm losing hope fucking day by day I swear, I'm almost done. It's not only the music thing even though that's a big thing, I also just feel fucking alone and I'm scared of everything in life and I hate facing anyone or just the world in general, I wish there was a way I could just die and I wouldn't hurt anyone and no one would notice.

I have no aspiration to do anything in life.

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>>676530123
Now I know you haven't been married. You still think there are "good ones" out there. Let me kill your rainbow-making unicorn: even the women who seem good now won't be good 15 years from now. All women are shit-tier in the long run. It's watching the slow decay of someone who used to be cool that is the worst part of life.

>>676529860
Short version; it takes time to adopt something that has a whole generation of negative meaning to it, even thou the drug itself is harmless compared to alcohol, cigarettes, snuff and tobacco products in general.

>>676528985
Upon further counsel, I do need to inform you of the risks of acting on your fetish:

1. Hep A is a huge risk; it's transmitted by the oral/anal route, like many other diseases, and it is HUGE in prostitute populations (like the one you will hire from).

2. The Oral/Anal route is where MOST terrible diseases start; it's an easy way for bacteria to spread, and most of that bacteria is bad for you.

3. Other peoples gut bacteria is not compatible with your own; you could get opportunistic infections or lose your beneficial gut bacteria, causing terrible life long problems

I know that fetishes are an unavoidable compulsion, but keep it to a woman shitting on a glass for you to gaze at; no contact with feces, please.

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>>676530385
I can imagine she's no longer cool if she has to deal with someone so bitter.

>>676530339
Thank you for the advice but I definitely do that a lot. In fact I hardly could define my genre because I jump around so much. And I try writing on different instruments or just try writing from different view points or different aspects but it's gotten to the point that I can't even think about writing without wincing. It's horrible because it's all I want to do in my life and it feels like if I can't do the ONE thing I feel like I NEED to do then why the fuck am I alive?

How do i stop constantly thinking about the pointlessness of life and the inevitability of death? That im going to be forgotten, just like everyone before me and that humans are so incredibly insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe

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>>676530504
I think you're too late, he's already neck deep in shit creek.

>>676529968
>>676529839
I do have severe ADHD and used to abuse cannabis after work too bring me down but that made troubles ALOT worse, ill tell you that much, havent touched that shit in a solid 6 months. my tolerance for Ritalin doesnt work orally anymore and ive tried all the others,adderall, concerta, xanax but that dont do shit on me anymore. Also my life seems great, love my gf, awesome supportive mates, parents love me. not sure what i need to change

>>676528348

I'm not very smart.. Bachelor in Criminology or digital design?
you decide.

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>>676530595
Oh, we divorced years ago. And no, she changed all on her own. The bitterness comes from having to watch the woman I loved turn into a nagging harpy. You'll achieve that bitterness, too, one day. Assuming you ever lose your virginity.

>>676528348
Why are you such scum that think you are so much better then everyone with a shitty career, but all you have is a piece of paper that anyone could get if they wanted to waste 5 years at college studying for? Honest answer.

>>676530252
That's not why.

>>676530331
Alright. WAAAAAY back, before the first international agreement with respect to drugs, cocaine, heroin, opium, and a few other "traditional" drugs were sweeping the first and second world.

For this reason, a large meeting of minds came together and drafted international drug laws. They originally did not include pot, as it was understood to be non-addicting and its effects were not detrimental to society.

However, there was tension between those countries who produced raw drug materials and those who made synthetic "medicinal" drugs; the ones producing raw drugs knew how to deal with them as a society, and other countries without a history or tradition of using them, did not; we had the first world falling to addiction, and the third world laughing at them.

So, those making synthetic "medicines" wanted, for economic reasons, to stop those making "traditional" medicines, and only allow them to make "raw materials". As well, a large glut of Mexicans came to America around the same time, bringing their traditional drug of choice: pot.

So, for economic and racist reasons, America pushed for the inclusion of pot. And there it is today, so by INTERNATIONAL TREATY, you must not allow pot in your country.

And believe me, legalization on the state level WILL end once the next president gets in; the rest of the world is already uneasy with us violating this international treaty, even if only on the state level.

>>676530661
you don't, just enjoy the time you're given have a laugh

>>676528348
Tired of life-- haven't gone a week in the past five years without seriously wanting to kill myself. The main thing keeping me from jumping off the building is the fact that I love my parents too much to do anything.

It feels super entitled, because my life hasn't been particularly difficult and I'm not insecure about my future-- I'm doing well in school, sure I can land a decent job after finishing college, have good friends, and get along with most people, etc. but doing anything (especially dealing with people) is exhausting.

I've been trying to shake this feeling by keeping busy and going out a lot, but when I go to sleep at night and wake up in the morning it's just overwhelming.

>>676530334
Yeah, I think maybe you don't have a good handle on YOUR life. But don't try to generalize it to everyone else.

>>676530367
You need to go to therapy

>>676530373
What medications have you been on?

>>676530377
So find one. Figure out what you want to do, and do it.

>>676530661
Think about something else!

>>676530837
The fact you abuse drugs.

>>676530841
Digital design.

>>676530861
I have two pieces of paper that say I wasted 4 years in college. One for computer science, one for psychology.

My career isn't shitty.

>>676531018
Have you gone to a doctor?

>>676531018
You seem to have recognized the pointlessness of life. Unless you're into breeding, that feeling will probably never go away.

So now that you know that nothing really matters, might as well just get a job that doesn't stress you out so you can make just enough to support yourself and engage in pointless hobbies that will distract you until death finally gives you that sweet embrace.

>>676531033
Hey, anon responding to what medication I've been on here. When I first went to the doctor with agoraphobia and depression when I was 15 he put me straight on the antidepressant called Pristiq and it cured (mostly) my agoraphobia but it made me suicidal then I went on lamotrigine which is a mood stabiliser and I'm still on that to this day, just go up and down on levels

>>676531018
know the feeling, just dont ever, ever give one fuck at all to whatever gets you down. you rise above it because what gets you down is jealous and wants something that you have. work for what you want and do what you want because its not anyone else thats directing your life its you.

>>676531323
Yeah, life isn't pointless; seek medical attention if you think it is.

>>676531153
ill abuse the shit outta you if youre not careful ya slut. wait till i find you and pump you full of ketamine and we'll see how you feel

>>676531377
I see. Hm. That's an SNRI; they usually don't cause suicidal idealation.

Talk to your doctor about adding in a bit of trazadone or fluxotine. Those may help lift your mood from it's current blunted state.

>>676531506
I'm a pain patient; ketamine isn't new to me.

>>676531387
Nigger, the whole universe is going to die one day. Seek philosophical assistance if you think there's a point to anything you do.

>>676531153
Your career is shitty and you are all self absorbed which proves me right with every post you have written in this thread. Just know that 80% of the population hate you, the other 20% are in that much of a rut they think you actually know something. I have a friend studying psychology and I watch him everyday turn into you. It's almost your career is one big scam, that even you aren't realising yet. Study a couple of drugs and a picture of a brain for 5 years and you think you're a mind reader. Ever watched a mind reader? I suggest to go youtube a video of one and establish your opinion on 'you'.

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>>676531387
It is kinda pointless though.

>>676528348
I think i might have developed a mental disorder from exxesive drug abuse (abused, hash and psychedelic substances. never done amphetamines etc.) How fucked am i? how fucked will i be in 30 years?

>>676531603
That's not at all true; heat death might not be the end. A big rip could cause new universes; it's entirely plausible.

>>676531722
My career is in programming for financial institutions; I doubt 80% of the population hates someone like that, especially given we're a beloved company.

>>676531763
Seek medical attention; you probably either have HPPD or mild schizophrenia, and both can be treated.

What hallucinogens have you done?

>>676531722
It is one big scam. Not by malicious intent but a lack of understanding. We don't know how the brain works. So we're just trying whatever gets results. So far psychologists can show benefit, albeit marginal.

I had to go to a psychologist because of my gun license. The psychologist told me all the time that legal Guns aren't good because the government could take them from you. He tried to convince me into buying unregistred Guns... Was that a Test or is this really his opinion?

>>676531018
>>676531153

Been planning on going after exams, once the workload is gone and I actually have time.
Until then, I was wondering if you had any advice on what I could do-- or do you think seeing someone/meds might be my only option?

>>676531946
We know a lot about how the mind works.

>>676531970
I...don't know. That sounds stupid as fuck.

>>676531991
You need to talk to someone Anonymous. Someone you can confide in. If not a doctor, then a trusted friend or relative.

But really, probably a doctor. Make time.

>>676531861
Occam's razor, son. Your "mights" and "entirely plausibles" are no more than grasping at straws. It's moire likely that all human life will die out without us ever reaching another planet to colonize. None of our race and all its "accomplishments" will be remembered. Certainly nothing you've ever done will be.

>>676531861
"Financial institutions", he says. You're making this even better for me. 80% of the world do hate you. Listen to yourself, I'll make this exact thread tomorrow and prove anyone can be a psychologist. They will believe me too, because the people of /b/ make up quite a significant amount of that 20%. Post a pic of yourself OP.

>>676531861
drug addict guy again, seeing as seeking medical help will drasticly reduce my standard of living (will lose job, right to own firearms, right to ever work with what i do again, lose the right to drive, lose all my rights as a human beeing) is there a different path i can take? i am kind of afraid for my mental health for the first time.

>>676532118
>We know a lot
no, you don't

>>676531991
Yeah, place your hopes on being drugged or brainwashed into thinking that there is some meaning in life. Maybe it will work.

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>>676532139
Occam's razor doesn't really apply once you have to deal with confinement and a persistent universal field like the Higgs.

>>676532192
We don't do trades, so no, we're not part of that institution. Sorry!

>>676532208
That...won't happen at all? It isn't illegal to have drugs in your system, it's illegal to have drugs in your possession. A positive drug test does NOT involve all of those things happening.

>>676532221
Yeah, we really do.

>>676532283
Yeah, that's not what psychology is.

can you tell i have aids just by looking at how i type?

Why does my girlfriend fuck me in the ass???

>>676532283
You have traits of an abusive person, I recommend taking an anger management class. You also have a case of the md5#

>>676532208
>>676531861
The drugs i have done are in chronological order
>2c-b
half year break
>Psilocybin semilanceata (big time, would microdose each day and go nuts during weekends.)
>25i-nBome
>DMT (changa)
>Vast ammounts of mdma/mda mix that induced real life hallucinations

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>>676532369
Because she wants to satisfy her futa.

>>676530272
Please answer my question.

>>676532352
yeah, in my country it will. The drug policy here on hard drugs are very strict.

>>676532470
Wow, why in the world would you do high doses of neurotoxic drugs? Seek medical attention and stop immediately before you hurt yourself more.

Actually do your research next time too! Risk reduction, harm reduction, have you heard of it?

Alright guys I've got to go to work.
See you at 7:00-7:30 PM EST like always.

With love.

>>676532361
Yes I know alot about you without observing you or any past history of yourself with that one question. I recommend coming to me twice a week for the next 6 months for some md5# exposure.

>>676532369
It seems to me like you have that md5#

Why do I get cancer when I have to go back to hs everyday?

>>676532352
jesus christ this rhetoric. we have barely scratched the surface on how the brain works. denying this is probably why it's going to stay that way for a very long time.

>>676529960
I am married,
I personally think highschool was worse.
My marriage isn't shit though.
But we are only young (under 30, just) and have no kids.
But life is good, we are saving up to travel the world together and we try to keep our finances as separate as possible, both work, so that we do not argue over money.
Otherwise we hardly argue and when we do it's over the most stupid shit
we resolve it pretty fast, make up sex is good.
Yeah.

>>676532587
Thankyou almighty, please press your balls on my face and fax me that md5#.

>>676532352
>That...won't happen at all?
he probably shouldn't take the risk of listening to you if the best advice you can offer starts with sarcastic shitposting

>>676532587
yeah, well i kind of did my research then i lost myself.. But anyhow thanks. wont be seeking help the first thing but if i get more fucked i will.

>>676530856
>turning into a nagging harpy

It's all clear now
You're just a lazy fuck

>>676530856
Your life is a joke.

>>676531033
Luckily I can get free counselling as a student. So I have a better idea of what to ask, would you class me as depressed, traumatised, or just autistic?

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>>676532400
>You have traits of an abusive person
Everyone's abusive, you delicate little flower. There's nothing wrong with being angry. I think your passive-aggressiveness and concern-trolling are far more troublesome. Not everyone needs to be fixed. People who are angry and depressed are just the ones who have put on the the "They Live" sunglasses. The rest of you are sheep.

>>676532587
Honestly though, I know your here. How can you answer these questions without any past knowledge? You're exposing your shitty career.

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>>676528701
How romantic

>>676532682
Hahahaha. You sound like I used to, exactly. Mine didn't go to shit until we neared our 40's. Don't take your victory lap just yet. The rug can be pulled out at any time. I didn't see it happening either when I was your age.

>>676532889
Says the one leaving as soon as he receives criticism, I think you;re upset because of your shitty career.

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>>676528348
The voices want my pudding pops.

>>676532470

LSD
DMT
nbomes
2c*s and DOx families
PCB
GHB
Mushrooms (Psilocybin)
Cocaine
Heroin
Opium (raw)
Marijuana
Oxycontin
Hydrocodone
MDMA
Amphetamine
Methamphetamine
Pharm speed (dexedrine, addies, ritalin, dexosyn, etc)
Pharm benzos (xanax, valium, temazepam, rc like etizolam)

and booze. lots of booze. i can't remember much more, but whatever is offered i take

how to solve avoidance personality disorder?

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>>676532825
Yeah, because women only nag lazy men. SJW, plz go.

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wtf is cortisol and why did it f me up?

>>676533128
stab op in the face or they'll get them

>>676533073
What the fuck are you talking about? I think you replied to the wrong person. I haven't even mentioned my career.

>>676533133
Clearly copypasta'd this

>>676533293
from where mate? literally all the drugs i've done i can remember you fucking dog cunt suck a dick prick

>>676528348
I'm addicted to porn. How can i stop?

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>>676533198
They're getting closer. I can hear him Zippitty zopping how he's going to top my pop bop diddle dop

>>676533198
>uses popsicle sticks
*pop*pop* watchin bitches use common sense.

>>676528348
im a suicidal arsehole who picks on people to raise my self esteem what do

i am a 23 year old virgin, average looking, and i am gettin nervous and talking dumb shit when girls are flirting with me. how to stop this?

>>676533369
Start fapping to things that aren't porn.

You're welcome.

I get road rage so bad. Doesn't matter if it's a 5 minute trip or a 5 hour trip. Is there anything I can do to calm down and stop getting so mad at every other driver? I got in my 1st accident in 25 years of driving last month. The other guy was at fault and got the ticket but I know if I hadn't raged and tried to make it around him there wouldn't have been a wreck. Both cars total loss.

>>676533356
Don get upset bro, it ok u r secrets safe wif me, i wish i did drugs 2

>>676533580
Alcohol.

>>676533133
I dont do pills, i like valium, but thats a rare blue moon. In my country we have a word "pillevrengt" which means your thought process are permanently fucked up. Dont do pills

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>>676533293
Newfag detected

>>676533641
i'll fucking bottle you and then piss on your fucking wounds cunt.. also, i forgot all the anti-depressants and anti-psychotics, but they aren't very recreational unless you're a cracky who wants some sleep.

>>676528348

Most psychoactive drugs of treatment are like hammers to complicated finely crafted machinery. The neuroscience that explains why these drugs should work is primitive compared to what actually happens in the brain. Much of the depression/anxiety spectrum is wrongly thought of as "dysregulated" when it may very well be adaptively and dynamically regulated from an evolutionary point of view. SSRI treatment is counter productive in most cases.

My opinions from all the classes I've taken so far.

What do you think OP

>>676533698
yeah, i really just stick to the weed these days. weed and booze, but i'm a fuckin alchy

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>>676528348
I'm 18, and to me art is anything that I could express myself in. What I can really lose myself in. Mostly drawing, but also making music, longboarding, and other "extreme sports" I'm a very intuitive person, and I tend to go with the flow. I don't see that as a good thing not a bad thing.
Well. The point is.
I want to quit school for art. Schools not going good. I'm not motivated for it at all, I skip class and smoke weed all school day. It just doesnt feel like it's for me. At least not for now. I need to be more mature. But. I spend a lot of my time on art. I really like it. I really do have a passion for drawing. I don't know if I will actually go to art school. I don't think so tho. What can I do to pursue my passion and not fuck up my life?

>>676533698
got any pingArz :PPP
I know who you are.

>>676532470
>nbome
>mdma
There's your problem. That shit is actually bad for you, unlike shrooms and real LSD. Been doing those for some time now with only beneficial effects (treatment of depression, perspective shifts, firmer grasp of reality/future).

>>676533698
This >>676533870 was meant to this guy >>676533761

>>676533814
alcoholic?
>>676533870
Virkelig? er jeg ikke anonymoose?

>>676533870
i only got ~2g molly crystals bruz, 6027

>>676528348
why are you not pissed by the fact that you have one of the least usefull jobs on this planet?

>>676533941
mhmm

>>676533761
dont b styoobid
You bogan, you havn't done any of those drugs so get the fuck out of here you upset butthurt 13 year old little boy.

>>676534002
i mean look at all those nasty faggots.
they really believe a guy that can count 1+1 is able to help with their problems.

>>676533929
Hmm, i got some killer tabs of acid laying around. Confirmed for 200 uq, but i am very afraid of trying those. yeah, i feel like my mdma days are numbered. there is no fun in it, no introspection and no insight, only high.
>>676534067
I once knew an alcoholic dude, he was a cool dude. but i have something against alcoholics. sorry man. why do you drink?

>>676534002
he just refuses to believe it
i mean, lying to yourself isn't that outrageous

>>676534091
lel k spud

>>676533977
How many dri-fits you own 'bra'. Are you upset that you have no real friends and career path?

>>676534189
used to drink really heavy when i was around 14 and continued till it gradually got heavier and heavier. been drinking nearly everyday since i turned 17, i'm 22 now. i've always been working and it's great to smoke weed and drink till you pass out after work.

>>676533804
Not OP, but you're fucking right. I've been diagnosed with major depression and I refuse drugs all the time. I do psychedelics, however, and they have helped expose the root cause without raping my serotonin levels. My depression in particular seems to be caused by both really shitty life experiences and the belief that more of the same will happen. Perspective shifts are the greatest part of psychs; I wish I could pay a therapist to talk with me during a shroom trip.

>>676534205
the only reason why people study psychology is because every fucking idiot out there wants to be something special and you as a psychologist can call them something special and make it official.

end then you charge alot of money...
the only reason why i studied it... easy and lazy money.

>>676534002


I'm that guy though >>676534486

>>676534225
Where'd you go ?!?! :((CC

>>676534317
lol what the fuck is a dri-fit? i own a couple flannos and trackies i guess. the molly is from some mate who quit doing drugs. also, i've been working for the last 7 years at the same place, i've got two trades and i'm about to finish a third.. but meh go be a pretentious condescending fuckwit online because really cunt, you're a fucking mad cunt

>>676534189
Psychs guy here, do one tab to start (if they're really 200ug, that's fucking amazing), and make particular note of how you feel during the trip. Molly might be a shortcut to chemical happiness, but egodeath brings about emotional happiness (through natural events, I.e. tripping balls and loving it), which in my experience can last up to two weeks. Work up to three tabs for a life changing experience.

>>676534364
the hash part i get, been smoking erryday after i get my shit done for 2 years now. How do you deal with the hangover? because that kills me.

>>676534663
Boasting he has 2 trades, lmao. Cabinet maker and sheet metal bra, school based. Go do something useful.
Gawt m3 sum sik a$$ flannel threads and adi trackies cuH

>>676534717
the worse trip i ever had i ended up going to hospital and they shot valium up my arm. i thought i was having a heartattack and swallowed a shittonne of seroquel to try kill it.. i took 4 tabs after 6 months without tripping and without the tolerance it just killed me. i've done up to ten tabs a night comfortably with tolerance.

>>676534717
I've done incredible ammounts of psilocybe semi, and have had egodeaths many times, and it has altered my perspektive, my thought process and the way i process the world around me. But it has also led me to become very analytical in social situations, ex: seeing how people look at eachother how the percieve the world etc.

>>676534958
veri good engrish jes.. god dammit.

>>676534834
ahahahahahahha, you're a cunt. i'm auto-sparky / heavy diesel fitter / electronics repair. also, you can suck a fat dick you dumb cunt i ain't boasting you said i had no career fucking dumbcunt fuckwit

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I'm going into psychology as my major in college. I have no knowledge about the subject at all other than like, basic common stuff. Will I be okay in college, or should I have taken a class or something earlier?

>>676535018
Electronics repair = shitty tier traneeship.
You clearly failed one of the trades because any person with common logic would know to stick to one career and not 3. Especially an auto eleccy, you clearly were so drug fucked you lost the job and had such a bad reference you had to resort to a diesel fitter, have fun in 20 years doing that. Anyway it's 12:20 in Sydney, goodnight friend.

>>676528348


i often find that when i am in large groups of people (like at the mall or at a concert or at church) i tend to imagine myself shrinking down to the size of an ant, then running along the floor, deftly avoiding everyone's feet. i run and run and then I turn into a large carnivorous bat, and i leap up from the floor in an unsuspecting place, and begin dive-bombing on peoples heads and taking very small bites and my bloodlust grows until i have bitten everyone in the place i am in. and then i imagine i turn into a pole or lamppost or large wall, and i watch as the people look about in fright and try to determine where the bat went, and they look right at me but do not see me because i am the wall or pole or lamppost. and their sadness makes me sad, and then my fantasy turns to reality as i return to my place of sadness among the crowd.

anyways i was wondering OP do you think pretty much everyone thinks like that or is it more just me? and if it is more just me, what medication would you recommend to not think like that so often? also, do you think froot loops or cracker jacks are better for me?

love, Bob

>>676535265
As I said you dimwitted cunt, i've been at the same place for seven years, I was an apprentice for the first trade, then got paid full wage for the second trade (while going to TAFE), and the same is applicable now. I'm sorry you don't work at a place that encourages training and experience?

Ok this is not really a problem it takes a psychologist to solve, but there are two girls, that like me, but im too srupid to make “a move“. I dont have any experience in these things and somehow im not able to show a girl, that i like her.

>>676528348
I need help.
26, male, employed, good family, good friends, no real relationship.

I want to die, but not by suicide. I want something to trigger my death: cancer, my heart giving out. I'm too polite or selfish for my end to be by my hand, i'd be happier if it was by something outside or within the limits of my control.

I don't feel like my friends are all there for me, for example, if my depression is hitting me hard they will lend an ear, not be my wall or someone that could have a deep and meaningful with.

Family is fine, grandparents are on their way out (mum's side = grandpa has cancer, grandma is getting old. dad's side = grandpa in a nursing home cause he's losing his mind, grandma dead)

Job is satisfactory for my level of skills, education would say otherwise. Stressful but keeps me active/distracted.

Biggest trigger in my life was a best friend sleeping with the grill i loved, and then her going loco and getting sick. friend brushed it off, i did due to his charisma/silver tongue, but now I got distant from him I have realized how much this has impacted me. Or still is affecting me.

Let me guess though Anon, "talk to a doc?"

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>>676531387
Why do people think life being pointless is a bad thing. It's the definition of total freedom, yet it seems people want to be working towards something, always being busy. Nothingness is something that scares most people. They refuse to let everything go. Some can't handle this truth and when they're forced to see it, they do an hero. Others see the beauty of it and are happier than ever before.

>>676535631
Not doc, but yo this is triggered by an event, can get over that shizzle. Hard maybe, but at least there isnt a physical cause to this.

>>676535712
Killing yourself because life is pointless doesn't mean you're upset by the pointlessness of life. It just means instead of whiling your hours away doing whatever hedonist endeavor you choose to... You an hero because you're not interested in doing that shit.

>>676533863
Can someone please help me with this one

>>676535604
aint about showin you like her, what you need to focus on is fuckin her.

>>676536033
Well often I see people whine about the fact that there is no point to any of it.

>>676536033
Basicly we're saying the same thing, before people realize the pointlessness they still work on their depression and shiet. But when they finally realize the pointlessness they either accept that and feel free or do an hero.

>>676533863
Ooh god don't quit school for art, especially if school goes bad because you're smokin weed. The reason you want to do art is because you want to escape you responsibilities, not because you love art that much that you want your life to revolve about it. Otherwise you wouldn't have said that you aren't sure about it. Either you are 100% sure about it and there was no point in even asking here or reading this comment this far, or don't pursue that shit. If you get a well paid job you can work part time and live minimal, so you have plenty of time for your art. do realize that you'll have to live 40+ years working and that if you don't get enough money you'll have to work your ass of just to get around, no time for art then. Also those extreme sports aren't really that cheap.

I can't enjoy anything anymore. I can't form real connections with people anymore. Anyone who ever was close to me ended up leaving me behind so I pretty much stopped trying to make friends anyway. My father is an abusive shithead. I feel like I have no reason to even try to get through school, even though I used to be the best at everything. I didn't kill myself just because I don't want to emotionally wreck my mother too. How am I supposed to find any other kind of motivation?

I was close with a girl and we had pretty good relationship but we werent dating , she didnt wanted to but after a while she stopped talking to me saying that i annoyed her alot and made her sad and think of bad memories . When i realised it may have been my fault i tried to get over her and went close with 2 other girls . She said it would be the best way as doing this i can forget her . In this way i failed , i played with one the girls heart and she felt really bad . The other one was kinda smart . The situation now is that i tried to say sorry to the first girl and i said its hard to get over you and all that . She just doesnt want anything to do with me . Now i am just really sad i think about her and all those times , i have become lazy and just un productive . Suicidal tendencies is a really big factor now . More importantly i just dont know what to do anymore , i feel dead inside i am even going really low in my grades , i just can't find the purpose to do anything , i walk alone and just think and all i do is think. Why have i become like this ?
Tl:dr i fall out with my really close friend and i may be depressed by that