Give me your best racist jokes.
>>676527472
You know de difference between a nigger and a wheel?
There's none, both work better with chain
>>676527472
>Niggers
>>676527619
shit version.
better: the wheel doesn't sing gospel if you put chains on it
Why was the black baby crying?
He had diarrhea and thought he was melting
>>676527472
Wanna hear a joke? Black lives matter
What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit
>>676527799
Dubz don't lie
How do you put 100 jews in a car?
In the ashtray
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can actually feed a family
>>676527472
black people are dumb and poopy
what's the difference between niggers and cancer?
cancer can finish Jobs
>>676528111
Holly shit, triple truth.
Whoever said white men can't jump is a lie, just look at footage of 9/11.
>>676527472
What's the difference between niggers and dogshit?
When dogshit gets old it turns white and stops stinking.
>>676527472
women use and don't use feminism at the same time if they break up with men. If they don't they "just act like society if there was no feminism", if they do they make minor things which you said the most evil thing ever.
What's the deal with black people?
They aren't really black and they aren't even people.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards
What do you call a black woman that gets an abortion?
A crime fighter.
What's the Mexican national sport?
Cross-country
>>676528441
gtfo man we aren't this racist over here
Why do black people only have nightmares?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
>>676528441
Wtf... gtfo faggot.
How do u make a Jewish girl cry twice ? U clean ur bloody dick on her teddy bear!!! Lulz
>>676527759
>tire not wheel
Tires are black and the joke refers to snow tires not chain driven wheels
Racism doesn't work if you're retarded
How man black people does it take to start riots in Ferguson?
-1
What do you call a white person shooting range?
A middle school
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None they just beat the room for being black
What do you call a white man's gf after they break up?
His sister/his mother/his aunt/etc.
>>676528742
just an agent of historical forces and stuff. My heart is not really there
What do you call two niggers on a motorcycle?
Retards, they should have stolen two
What the difference between white and black people?
Skin cancer
why do the jews have big noses?
>because air is for free
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the best runners, jumpers and swimmers are already over here.
A joke?
Muslim Women's Rights
what do people say to a priest at the beach?
get out of my son.
>>676529305
why do Jews watch pornos in reverse?
they get off on the part when the hooker gives the money back.
Whats the difference between a cracker and a pizza?
A pizza won't molest your children
what do you call a nigger crossed with an octopus?
dunno, but the fucker sure can pick cotton.
Whats white and 12 inches.long?
NOTHING!
>>676529530
bants
>>676528783
I raped a jewish girl once, man, you would not believe how tight she was. Cheeky bitch borrowed my phone to call the police.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? At least the pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
>>676528875
lol
What black and blue, and cries in a corner?
A white guy that got caught tellin nigger jokes.
How long does a black woman take a shit ? 9 months
What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.
What do you call a pile of shits on the ground ? Niggerville
How long does it take a black person to take a shit?
9 months.
>>676530544
How long does it take for a black person to take a shit?
I dunno, it took a crane to get it out.
>>676530048
>>676530544
copycat
Please rate me, I'm shy, and I love black people. I were born on 9 / 11 / '69
>>676530781
ctrl+c
Would rape / 10
>>676528229
that was falling with style there anon...because gravity.
Btw, what are wht babies in heaven?
(spoiler)angels(/spoiler)
What is long and hard at nigga ? ...
Third grade !
>>676532340
>wht people can't spoil.
what are blk babies in heaven?
bats
>>676532462
what are brn babies in heaven?
idk, never happens.