>>676509539
I talk songs out, in the shower.

or not

>>676509539
Using poverty of the neighbours younger daughter to do some stuff for me for money. And very small ammount of money, she is really desperate, considering she sucked me off for 15€, which is like two packs of cigs. And i am almost her fathers age...

When I was homeless I used to shit in places for my own amusements
>fuck whatever judgment you try to bring upon me
>I would do it in random places
>I was once walking down a huge parking lot at 3am
>no cars in sight on this giant field of concrete
>feel the rumblies in my rumblies
>who's ready to be defiled?
>drop trou at toys r us entrance and squeeze
>my was sneeze was 7/10
>in front of cameras

Another time

>band festival for local bands was downtown
>was pretty cool
>walk past the area at 2am or so
>the stage was still set up
>no one around
>drop a dook on the front center of the stage

One more

>browsing /b/ at library
>worker tells me to leave because they were watching my internet activity
>leave
>but not before dropping off another shipment of hershey kisses in the elevator. No cameras. Never caught
>come back to library a couple weeks later
>4chan is b&
>sorry anons

I enjoy Judd apatow projects.

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

Taylor Swift's music is actually alright.

>>676509539
I secretly peed in my classmate's Lipton Ice Tea bottle when I was 12.

>>676510362
I do not blame you for that anon. How old?

I did a similar thing to an ex when she was running out of money and had to choose between paying the power bill and buying food. I enjoyed the desperation. I'll probably do it again if I get the chance.

>>676511138
No, it's garbage.

i have a massive fetish for guys with hairy legs wearing long socks
>better when the socks arent white

Fuck off question guy.

>>676509539
I exposed myself to a 9yo and she stared as my cock rose up and got diamonds hard so that it was hopping slightly.
I liked it and have been jerking to the memory of her eyes and her stare and the little smile she gave me

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>>676509539
I jerk off into panties and bras
Preferably my aunts or cousins
Occasionally wear them while jerking off

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>>676511251
Im 39 but we wont talk about girl for obvious reasons.Don't worry she can be legal on court when right conditions are met. Sucked me off several times but can't convince her to have sex with me, and i don't wanna give that much money on her...

I have been posting nudes of my wife on /b/ without her knowledge. I made up a fake name and back story. No one has recognized her yet, but it's bound to happen. I'm waiting for the day that she ends up exposed to her friends and family on FB.

>>676510362
I date single moms because of the desperation factor esp. if they have daughters. I've got one that lets me watch her daughter at bathhtime and stuff like that. I even get to dry her off and cop a few feels

Really really want to jerk off and cum in my own mouth. But when the time arises I can never follow through. Chasing the impossible fantasy.

I miss you, QG.

The final step of initiation into my fraternity was sucking and or getting fucked by the 16 members living in the house. I got to do the same thing for the next three years to every pledge and our senior year we wrote a new bylaw allowing graduated brothers to come back for that day. Its been 7 years since I graduated and have fucked 37 guys and been fucked by 23. I usually end up with a fuck toy for a few months afterwards

>>676511639
if she's sucking you off, she'll probably cave if the financial pressure gets hard enough. You may not want to spend that much, but if she really needs the cash and knows you're happy to pay her 40€....

if you know what she needs the money for it might also come in handy, being able to skip the middle man.

>>676512240
so whats your sexuality?

>>676512222
quads of truth, I miss that sociopathic mentally unstable speechwriter as well.

>>676512120
This. While I'm jerking off I have an irresistible urge to lick up and swallow all my cum. But when I do cum I feel disgusted that I wanted to eat my cum and don't food through, lol.

>>676509539
I'm secretly a disgusting homosexual as well as a furfag. I've tried SO hard to just...change myself somehow, but I can't. I live everyday despising myself, wondering why I couldn't have just turned out normal. But instead, I get off to gay porn and yiff.

>>676509539
I was phone

>>676512471
i try watching good cei/self facial videos but the best ive mustered is like jizz on my cheek... fuck

glad im not alone /b/ro

>>676511513
Exposing yourself is a thrill, I do it every chance I get, flashing in parks and swimming pools and such

>>676512396
I fuck whatever makes my dick hard. I've been with boys, women, traps, trannies. I'm dating a 19 year old boy that passes really well as a girl right now, met him through one of the pledges at a house party.

>>676512642
I was thinking of jizzing in a shot glass, freezing it, then let it thaw so that while I'm jerking off I can swallow it.
Might work, but I've yet to try it

>>676512680
seems cool

>>676512471
>>676512642
Find your favorite cum porn and give yourself a facial. Swing your legs over your head where you cock is pointing st your face and cum either on your face or straight into your mouth. You're going to get over it or love it and will soon be cumming multiple times a day just to lick it off the floor and swallow

>>676512884
>
to me, thats just not possible. It would need to come out my dick and into my mouth. no inbetween. thats the fantasy. I've never tasted my cum!! argh

>>676509539
I've been in love with my math teacher for 2 years

>>676512961
It's pretry chill. People need to stop binding themselves with labels and just fuck what they want to fuck

>>676512987
ive tried this and every time i cant go through with it. fuuuck

Am not doggo

>>676512987
I've tried this but everytime I end up
chickening out and cum on my bed or something and clean it up
Guess I have to get used to it like you said

>>676513035
That's understandable
I guess for me it's just eating any cum in general from my dick or not lol

Tonight I became a holy eggplant and gave away all of my dogecoin

>>676513117
You have to commit. All it takes is one time and you're going to hate it or do it every chance you get. It doesn't taste bad and it makes you feel extremely slutty

It's an open secret, but my old high school teacher put out a rap album and hates it when anyone speaks of it. Sure, his first album was shit, but his second album has some good tracks.

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>>676512326
I am willing to give 50€. (Even 100 but i wont cuz i know i can get her for low price). But she won't agree for now.
And tell you the truth she is not that.good to be paid good, but heck i like her young body with perky tits so fucking much. For my age is amazing feeling.
This is once i let her use shower at my place after school. (Of course with my hidden cam in it).I didn't even start using her then.
Fell in love right away

>>676512675
different anon here, I agree, though im not into randomly flashing per se at places like parks. I like being nude around other people in general, but i dont go too far out of my way to make it happen. the whole "nudity is an evil sin" concept in society today is fucking retarded

i come on 4chan and make shit up for the lulz.

>>676513085
seems like a cool thing to do
im going to college this year(yes im 18) and this is like my fetish(this and>>676511340)

>>676513382
yeah you're right. ill give it another turn tonight soon then. its getting late here anyway.

>>676513382
You know what makes you feel slutty? Suck someone's dick in his car off CL/Grindr.

our neighbours went on holiday and I burnt their house down and then found out their 18 year old son didn't go with them...when they covered something in the sleep-out with a tarp.

Not really that sad about to tbh he was a loser.

I like to fuck myself in the ass with a dildo while fapping. I guess that's not that uncommon here.

I'd buy anything she wanted for a night in with her. OA

>>676513571
Nah that's small time. Slutty is getting face fucked in a park bathroom by a stranger. Or walking through that park at night in a black dress and heels and getting picked up by three guys and getting gangbanged in their camper. Thank god for having three parks within an hour drive that are enormous cruising spots

when i was in my early 30's, i played around with a 14 yr old boy

>>676513405
looking like that I'd do the exact same thing.
but yeah, can't expect her to be good at it...but if she's got a tight pussy it'll be worth the money. And you might get a few more videos out of it.

and photos/videos of her fucking and sucking cock is added insurance: if she doesn't need the money and wants to stop, you can move onto blackmail instead.

>>676509539

25yo virgin. Really don't want to become a wizard...

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>>676513980
I already have that ;-)

>>676514391
Mooooore

>>676509539
I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake.

>>676509539
I can't even
Literally even

was quite a while ago, but when I was 17 i took the virginity of my sister's 11yo best friend.

i am waiting for the meltdown

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>>676514539
can share this one also....
i love to push her head and force her to take it deeper.
she doesn't like it at all but the feeling of might is great...
she didn't like this time at all
>kek

>>676515770
umm y2k was like 16 years ago, u can come out of your underground bunker now

>>676512510
Fuck it man. You are who you are. If you cant change it then you might as well embrace it.

I want to watch my girlfriend sucking and fucking a bunch of cocks and showing me how much she is enjoying it by staring at me and giving me dirty looks. Then I want to join in the fun and fuck the shit out of her.

I go on 'post secrets' threads and lie.

Like this

My girlfriend has a friend that comes to visit once a year and when she does I always come up with some excuse to stay home when they go out and put her used panties on my face and jack off. It make it so much better if she is on her period when she comes. I swear her twat and ass smell like heavenly. As far as I know nether my girlfriend or her friend know.

>>676513971
What did he do to your dick?

>>676509539
I fantasist about fucking my cousin

>>676509539
I'm a straight guy, but I am very "curious" if you will and pretty much every time I jack off I think about sucking cock and being dominated by a guy. The weird part about that is, I am not attracted to men what so ever.. but cock..? It does something for me. I know i'll never act on it, but I fantasize about it every time I jack off.

>>676509539
I met a guy in wow and he ended up sneaking away from his wife to gethigh and go kinky shit with me. Been going on 6 years and she has no idea how crazy he gets

>>676509539
I'm obsessing over a certain part of a videogame and it's upsetting me, I cannot get over it, its been 4 months and I've felt the same every day.

>>676513971
He's probably fine as long as it was consenual. Don't beat yourself up. I was doing shit with middle aged guys when I was 12 and I'm not fucked up.
Well, not for that reason.

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I don't have almost any memory from when I was a kid and I think it was my mom's fault. I'm 80% sure she molested me as a child because of that and a whole lot of little things adding up. I can't bear to accuse her because I know she'd deny it and if she didn't do it it would break her heart and the family to pieces not to mention I would become an outcast.

>>676511138
Mods

I used to have sex with my dog, and I miss it a bit

>>676509539
And they are a secret for a reason faggot

I am secretly looking for someone with an
up stoar
dot
net
account to download a video from a camwhore.
anybody willing to do it?

I once raped my dog. She had this really scared look so I didn't cum in her though.

>>676509539
i cum in my friends sisters panties frequently
one day she bent over in her panties and i rubbed against her and it felt so good.

>>676509539
Conviced felon. I own more guns than anyone I know. I break into commercial locations pretty regularly. Steal things that they don't inventory, repair them, and resell them. I net about 2-3 grand per week doing it. I have gotten to the point now, where I have picked their locks, and have made my own set of keys for these locations ( they use Best locks with removeable cores ). I could move up and steal their active / new merchandise, but that would probably land me in jail or on someones radar.

>>676521703
don't they have cameras?

I just farted

>>676521870
They do. That's why I said I take the things that they DON'T inventory. How are you going to know shit is missing or even bother to look at the camera, when you show up the next day, and everything is still locked up how you left it the night before? They don't pay someone to watch all of the cameras, all of the time. I have actually gotten stopped by the police leaving before, and talked my way out of getting arrested " sorry officer. I didn't get these from there... How could I have? They keep eveyrthing locked up "

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i post my wifes nudes online without her knowing.

i enjoy the though of people jerking off to her, and i like getting her tributed

i enjoy pissing in her drinks without her knowing.

i enjoy playing with her as she sleeps without her knowing.

Im trying to set it up so some one can come round and fuck her as she sleeps without her knowing.

>>676522023
yeah but if they have cameras
they have you taking shit on camera
so you would be in jail right now, no?

>>676521908
We know.

I injected a whole Marijuana once

When I was 13 I was at someone's house with a group of about six friends. They went out for ice cream and left me to watch their dog. I went up stairs and into one of the girl's rooms. Let's call her Avery. She was nine at the time. I found her panties and took two of them. I went over to her bed and started jacking off. I came in one of the panties and replaced it with another pair.

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i want to fuck my best friends girlfriend, i just recently got in my first relationship but i cant get over my best friends girl, i just want to fuck her so badly. i would be unfaithful to my bitch just to fuck her.

I do not have any empathy at all. If i could i would honestly destroy the world for the heck of it

>>676522823
Why didn't you just take a couple pair and why not check for used ones? I'm not advocating this shit but if you're gonna do it why didn't you try and get more enjoyment out of it?

>>676520435
Story ?

>>676510521
>"When I was homeless..."

story?

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>>676520435
>that picture
No, that's not me sobbing guys, just watching rape porn through the speakers.

>>676522344
I'd piss on her drink too. She's a fat slug and she deserves it.

>>676523058
Couldn't find used ones. I took more after that.

>>676523730
I'm not saying I approve and I'm not saying I dissaprove.

>be me
>homeful
>decided to remove homes
>now I'm homesless
>BTW
>still have a home
>home is Earth
>so cold
>POTATO PIZZA!

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>>676523613

i also like it when people degrade her.

>>676523150
I don't really have anything from her that i can remember besides all the weird stuff but I have a couple little things that I do remember from my cousins and sisters but they're fairly tame

>>676518877
pic of her?

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When I was young my cousin and I had a sleepover, he thought I was asleep and started jerking off. He grabbed my hand and slowly used it to jerking himself off thinking I was asleep. We were probably like 13 or 14. Before that, I remember being under the age of 10 and haviNguyen a bath with a cousin at a mutual aunts house. We were young enough not to be shy yet. But I remember vaguely that we sucked each other a little bit. The memory of the bath is really vague. But I remember my aunt caught us and it became an ordeal. But I don't really remember the details all that well. I still wondering of all this made me gay or what. I didn't even initiatell any of this and both those cousins are now straight.

I raped a girl when I was like 15. She was passed out drunk at a party. She got into it for awhile, eventually came around. I finished, then we went outside and smoked. I told her she initiated it.

A decade or so later, I was the blacked out drunk one. Two chicks raped me, fucked the shit out of my hard cock while I laid on the floor. One I wanted to bang, the other was a seriously huge whale. Was trying to get away, but they held me there.

>>676524082
Damn. What a worthless fat ugly skank. Wouldn't fuck her, but she could suck my dirty asshole clean and drink my piss before she cleans my toilet with her mouth.

I still love my ex

i fucked one of my ex's friends and had a miscarriage a few weeks later. i still don't know if it was my ex's or the friend's.

>>676526177
Same bruh

I never seed my torrents

>>676526431
You monster!

>>676509539
I really wanna fuck my dad. I tell him I'm a lesbian so he has no problem with me getting handsy.

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I just got my new gf to send me a tit pic after showing her that I do indeed have a massive cock, feelsgoodman.jpg

>>676525783
>Men can't be raped

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>>676526166

how about just use her tits as a toilet instead?

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>35 have no idea what I'm doing.
>In bed now 12:47 afternoon, have self employed job to go to.
>Wife and kids in another house it's school holidays.
>I'm just here since I woke up at 06:30.

i keep fucking this morbidly obese girl, like 200kg. shes got an awesome personality but i dont tell anyone i go to her house at 1am. she just gives incredible blowjobs. i am ashamed

>>676509539
I have a secret meme collection

>>676526860
Well, when you cannot move, are hard, and a girl you don't want to fuck (that weighs twice your weight) is riding your cock...thats rape bro.

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>>676526910

or her face

>>676527281
>Men can't get the joke

>>676527206
By the way anon... By revealing you have a secret meme collection, that collection is no longer a secret cuz you just revealed it just now...

My cousin coerced me into entering a sexual relationship with him when I was in middle school. Lasted until about half way through high school.

Im a metal head. Cannibal corpse and alike. My friend and I sing one direction together. Mostly "They don't know about us".

Lost my virginity to a dog

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> .. but my sister was smarter than our parents, who went away for the weekend to fuck in a hotel in Canada. She wanted us to start in the shower with the bathroom window open so the steem could waft outside and be seen by our nieghbor twins Becky & Tom Sawyer from LoozyAnna. They always did stuff with their window open and i could HEAR them and watch them late at night from the bathroom window while i sat and peed and played with my clit & turned on the light so the could SEE me masturbate and watch me have an orgasm and HEAR my panting and my gasps and my cum noises with my legs open and my fingers pumping in and out and rubbing my clit and standing up and arching my pelvis at them and out the window so i could be seen from the street below by the rusty nail boys on their stolen rent-a-bikes, ridding from the park at 3 in the mornig after smoking drone delivered pot and getting high on blue-jean pocket-masturbation while sitting on their bikes and watched me pee out the window into the driveway before it rains in the morning and my dad gets up early to walk the dog and sometimes he catchs me do it openly, but watever, he ain't gunna tell mom. Should i tell you more?

• There are 66 posters (and three cops) in this thread.

>One time i had an urine infection
>the kind that makes it feel like you're pissing lava and acid
>I was so horny that i just had to fap
>As i was cumming, the burning sensation intensified and made the orgasm overwhelming, to the point where my legs were shaking

Best fap i ever had. Even better than fapping with buttplugs and dildos

>Try every now and again to get an infection on purpose but can't commit

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>>676526620
And even if no one else cares, I'm pretty stoked, t'was a good night indeed

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> W.hat
> W.ould
> PiLL Cosby
> D.o
< .?. ... ... ... ... >>676525783

>>676526308
Have u had some relationships in between? :/

>>676528910
Nah it's pretty recent, like almost 2 months ago was when he left me.
Wbu?

I'm a single mom of 2 and to pay for stuff I sleep with men for money

>>676529550
What's the most degrading thing you've ever done for money?

>>676529682
had a guy pay me to let his dog eat me out. he wanted me to have sex with it but i chickened out.

>>676529895
Did you cum?
Do you enjoy the sex in the moment?
Do you enjoy doing it overall?

>>676529489
I left her, because she was a whore and did a lot of awful things to me....But in the end I miss her the most, I had a lot of women in my life but I never fell for any...except this one....I had some relationships in between, but I never again had that weird feeling in the chest, which I had just with her....

>>676527518
Male?

>>676530338
i did cum. i cum pretty easy actually. i enjoy my job for the most part. sometimes it gets a little intense. some guys can be assholes.

>friend calls me asks me for help
>asks me to bring his gf to hospital bc of a knee operation
>talk around, he said he can't leave work that day
>take one day off
>tell him it's okay
>the day before he calls me, tells me the time and shit
>asks me to call him when she is out of the operating theatre
>confused, told him to just come after work, he was like, he'll go off work when she is out
>ask him why he didn't just take the whole day off if that was possible anyways
>told me he didn't want to use time from the rest paid time he got free
>rage.jpg
>she came back sleeping, I was waiting at her room
>the nurses came to check if she was alright, she was deep asleep
>they told me they'd be back in 2 hours to check her again
>I asked them when she'll be awake, they told me it would at least take those two hours if not longer
>they left, I was sitting there for 15 minutes
>bored, called her name, didn't react
>poked her shoulder and tried tickling her, she didn't react
>took away the blanket, she only had that open operating shirt on
>boner.jpg
>spend next half hour exploring her body
>as I did and took pics of every single thing I could think of I put everything back in place
>called my friend
>went out to the nurses, told them I had no time left
>said goodbye
>went out with a good quittance-feeling

Sometimes I share my gf with one of my friends.
That's probably my biggest secret, although I don't really care that much about it.

>>676509539
I masturbated in public once.

I was recently diagnosed with terminal depression, I haven't told a soul

>>676530776
>terminal depression
Wat

>>676530776
>terminal depression

Do you mean clinical?

>>676530776
Do the doctors know you're going to kill yourself or something lmao

My dad is on his deathbed, I only wish he'd live long enough to witness the birth of our son

I said to my family that I was fired because of staff reduction while in fact I just quit cuz I didn't find a sense in a 9-5 living. Now I search for a job with more free time and salary is not the main priority.

I can self suck and I swallow.

>>676519052
>how crazy he gets

>>676509539
fucking btch has ruined the book!
shame on u OP

Im diagnosed narcissistic, and it has fucked with me so much. Don't know whether it's a gift or a curse.

I don't like to be edgy, but i fantasize about killing and raping people, also children,

the toy box killers tape turns me on a lot

I hate my "best friend"

>>676509539

I have fucked up urges and thoughts like 'what if i randomly did this' but i'm constantly trying to be a good person. they rarely pop up anymore but every once in a while they do. And sometimes when nobody's looking and i think i can get away with it, I do it. Worst thing last time was trashed an AC unit and walked away like it wasn't me.

My girlfriend bled on me, while we had sex.

>>676531836
Fists, cbt, he likes people to watch and gets into much weirder shit. I really oike str8 guys who get dirty like that but my buddy is s8mething else

>>676515640
greentext?

Fucked my sis-in-law. She needed 100 bucks to get her kids school clothes as she is a dirt poor single mother of 3. Best part was my wife thought I was being uber generous to her family.

Met a dude on AFF few year back. Chatted it up, met and sucked each other off same day.
Was still married at the time.

>>676509539
My 8 year old niece asked me to finger her because "it felt good" when she did it and she knew I had longer fingers.

I actually did it. 6 years later she asked to suck my dick to return the favor.

I secretly am polyamorous...but married. I want to be with these 4 girls together..forever

>>676509539
>lived with my gf and her super old dad for a while, but I paid rent
>he got super sick and was at the hospital where he died
>I go home for a change of clothes and go through his shit
>find a secret stash of cash he had been hoarding, like almost 20 Gs
>be stand up during the rest of the funeral shit
>girlfriend super depressed
>I suggest boobs job to cheer her up since she was always self conscious
>get her implants, thanks dad
>dump hehe 8 months later after I got bored
>used the rest of his money to travel in europe
>now my only regret is those misshapen tits i squandered a couple Gs of my stolen dead dad cash on

>I have a small dildo collection
>I once found my mothers dildo, which i sucked and used in my ass
>My sister once put my dick in her mouth while playing doctor when we were 7 and 9 y/o
>My sister turns me on
>I actually wish my friend loses his infant child

That's about it i think

>>676532282
My gf and I had sex on her period. But it was in the shower.

My name isn't Rin.

I'm a 19 year old male, 2nd Degree Black Belt in Taekwon-Do, been to the world championships twice, have won countless medals in various tournaments. And I have a MASSSIVE diaper fetish. I love them, I love seeing girls in them, wearing them, wetting them, pretending to be a baby. My gf knows but she doesn't dig it. Took a long time to stop thinking of myself as literal trash, but now I'm finally okay with it.

>>676509539
i love you

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>>676509539
I'm 10'4 with a 79 inch dick and make 10000 a week
>sometimes I'm a alcohol

>>676513035
It just takes a little stretching...ive sucked the cum out of my dick several times. It puts a lot of pressure on my gut and lungs so it isn't my favorite

>>676509940
lol

>>676509539
I am 29 and still a virgin Guy...

>>676530580
anychance if we can see if your horid or fuckable..pussy shot ?

>For the past 2 months I've been working on my thighs and butt.

>>676522344
I like your wife's body. Would you let somebody else knock her up?

ive seen moots penis

>>676531655
please show me

>>676534024

[email protected]
drop me an email. like i said, looking for a guy to fuck her

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I've never played MGS1, but i pretend i have on /mgg/

>>676509539
I am a masochist

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I have ptsd/daddy issues and I love it

>>676534588
I love girls with daddy issues

>>676534588
because they a;ways want to get attention, and they will do anything for that...

A lot of my 'secrets'/diary-type posts/letters/ramblings etc are in the Notes app on my old phone.

I just got a new phone though, so I'm really glad no one can get into the app on my old one, or this new one (which is quickly filling up with shit I write).

>>676535581
I'd be way too paranoid that someone will find it to write in a diary/journal, especially secrets

>>676535581
Bad thing, my mom always try to read my diary, so dropped writing diary....

>>676530586
pics faggit

Ive been with my girlfriend for 3 solid years.. We have only spent two days of the three years apart.. She is starting to finally get to me.. Her inability to argue like an adult.. The constant bitching and moaning over stupid shit. Her fucking 'women are equal to men' mentality.. I really want to split the bitches lips wide open and kick her ass down a flight of stairs.. Literal love to death scenario...

>>676536176
omfg....exact same and i mean exact same situation...with added. i dont see you enough ''we live together'' i raid 3 times a week...oh that all ou do play computer fucking wanna beat the lving hell outta her but also dont wanna go jail.

Molested my niece and when she finally told someone I blamed it on her and everyone believed me

>>676535799
That's why I write them in my phone, because I never put my phone down, and only a few people (my parents I think? and my ex) knew my lock screen code. The only person who I'd imagine would go through my phone was my ex, but they didn't know about the Notes.

Most of them are just letters and ramblings I write when I'm overwhelmed/upset/anxious/angry/whatever.

It's easier for me to type it out in my phone than find paper and pen and try to put my thoughts to paper. I tend to get writer's block too with pen to paper writing, and it's just so much more convenient, especially if I'm on the go or something.

>>676535910
That's shit but if you like writing/find it helpful than you should find a way to make sure she can't find it. That's a breach of privacy too, low move on her part.

>>676536821
how old was she, and how old were you?

>>676536392
EXACTLY.. all she does is bitch about me being on the computer.. THREE feet from her.. In fact, she actually said the other day she would rather me be out working a 9-5 job for minimum wage, than spend 8 hours on the computer making a potential $5000 a week (this was a hypothetical scenario we got into and started an argument over that).. She claimed that 'she has a hard enough time getting me off the computer, it would be impossible if i was getting paid"..... Im with you.. Want to beat the shit out of her, really dont like the idea of going to jail and losing my gun license...

>>676513917
gender?

My secret...
is that I miss my friends, I'll meet them on the other side some day

I helped my ex gf get fucked by a dog, by a friends dog while she was at a party

>>676537302
im uk-fag so no gun.but i run a business from home...so bascially she's getting up at 6.30 to leave the house for work...comes backs 5-6pm i go to the gym and then work for 3-4 hours. im the boss my perogative i earn double her money and carry her slowly getting fat ass! ayet in arguments she feel she has the upper hand because she leaves the house for work...amazing how alike our's and others situations are.

I'm sexually attracted to fat chicks. I find their lifestyles disgusting and I hate them, but there's something about them that makes me rock hard. It sucks balls guys.

>>676538028
Yeah man, its pretty crazy just how much alike the situation is, from thousands of miles away..

Hopefully it will get better, for us both.. Cant say i dont love the bitch. She just makes it hard to do sometimes..

I once set my neigbours garden sofa made of plastic on fire and their whole garden was ruined. when they confronted me i lied like a bitch and they believed it

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this guy i know claims to have information regarding a christian secret society that is planning on a mass biological weapons attack and he doesn't want to tell anyone about it because he basically hates everything and everyone, except me of course - i'm his best friend.
sad part is, he was in the military in something he calls the secret soldier program. he was a psyop spy / counter intelligence guy sent into the organization to gather intel on it and because of all his time in he has some mental health issues he claims but i think hes totally sane.
he keeps saying that the only way to survive the outbreak is to join them and get the antivirus, something about finding them at 624 and following the signs from there.
he even designed some operations to destroy both the secret christian society and the secret soldier program at the same time but says executing those oplans could stop what's coming.
he just drinks a lot now and publishes books but says that no american living in the continental usa mainland will be alive after 2024 unless they have the antivirus.
the guys got a black belt in conspiracy theories and everything and can understand and decipher almost any information and ive known him for years. he was gone for about 10 years working for the ussocom doing all this shit tho.
really big into the whole /x/ board thing and has this whole detailed presentation on 11BX-1371 that he designed that proves its the evolution of a bomb threat and that the christian secret society that he infiltrated is the true message designers.
some pretty spooky stuff and he specifically asked me to not tell anyone about all the stuff he told me regarding the subjectivity so i guess even knowing this information is like a secret.
the man is brilliant though and i for one believe him because he's taught me so many things and published so many books it just all makes sense in a x]man kind of way.

>>676526177
I didn't ask for these feels

last year I was kind of an alcoholic, would daily buy a litre of gin, 2 bottles wine, and an 8 pack. After doing this for around 8 months, at around 3AM or so I apparently texted my gf at the time telling her how I couldn't deal with all her bullshit, basically telling her to fuck off. TFW the next day I wake up hanging to shit with messages from her saying how her grandparents had both died that night - she was literally at the hospital whilst I drunk texted her. She helped me through alcohol withdrawal a couple months later before finally bringing this back up and essentially telling me "fuck off".
Sober now and think about her everyday.
haven't told anyone this is the real reason she left me - I just go with "I was a cunt for a long time" which is pretty synonymous.

>>676538478
nice copypasta

>>676538242
true that, do you ever stare through her when shes shouting you down..just imagining her face if you unleash a hell's fury punch to her face....just so she'd now the type of power i truly have...or when she says stop shouting im like fuck me im no even raised my voice lol

>>676537302
Man this makes me sad. Dem feels.
Maybe you should move on to greener pastures. This will eventually stop you being who you are.(a lazy ass)
My gf to play games with me or even watch me playing DotA or other crap.
But she is studying and sitting hat home and I work 9-5 and pay the rent and nearly anything else...
I dunno

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>>676538726
i just wrote that faggot.

>>676512029
what the fuck

>>676513405
EWW MODS!

I work for porn.

Not like real life porn with actors, but I typeset and uncensor hentai manga, translate and edit user interfaces to English in hentai games... Stuff like that.
I've told my friends I'm freelancer working on publishing and developement.

>>676539379
Give some examples, A portfolio?

>>676538855
Well generally im the yeller and screamer in the relationship.. i have a temper, i can admit that. But im not generally outwardly violent.. Just a few hours ago she tried to bait me into an argument, and when i wouldnt bite, she actually manipulated the conversation to make me sound like a cunt.. It all started out harmless.. "Why do men think they are superior to women"? Being a pretty level and scientifically minded person, i started to debate the reason to her on why men generally think they are superior to women.. After going back and fourth for about 10 minutes (mind you, i never said I,ME,or WE. Always said "men" to keep myself on a objective standpoint) she fucking calls me a misogynistic prick, and starts a huge fucking fight with me that lasted for almost two hours.. She wouldnt listen to the fact i wasnt speaking for myself, or for the behavior, that i was just basically explaining, giving her the fucking answers she wanted. But to her, i was supporting misogyny. She wouldnt even apologize.. said "i know what i feel and i wont say sorry for it'... Im still pissed about it to be honest.. If i wanted to be misogynistic i would of grabbed her by the hair and drug her outside to sleep with the fucking dog.. FUCK!

>>676539558
"Why do all women think all men think they're superior to women?"

>>676538941
Im not a lazy ass, to be perfectly honest.. I work from home. I spent the last 15 years of my life busting my back working on a large farm, and i just got sick of having some over paid asshole breathing down my neck, so i joined the private sector.. I dont make as much money as i did at the farm, but i learned that sometimes its better to work smarter, not harder.

>>676538689
Holy fuck you sound like my ex. He'd regularly (every few weeks) get really drunk and message me late at night/super early morning basically telling me that he's done with me and wants nothing to do with me. He's said a lot of really hurtful shit during those times that I will honestly never be able to forget.

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>>676539763
because of the undeniable evidence in pic related

>>676539558
shit! your on the edge man, my gf went through my phone the woke me up by pouring cold water on my face cussing me..i lost it and put her out the room, just calm yourself. cause we always ending feeling bad and offering dinner or sum shit i dunno..happy wife/gf/happy life...its anoying as fuck! love and hate run a very close line that much is true, wanna smash her face in the wanna fuck her ... fuck knows. cool yourself off tho /b/ro aint wrth the agg,

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>>676533898
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/

>>676522555
Again, it is stuff they don't inventory, so they don't miss it. I was arrested one time, but, and I am not even making this up... It's against their policy to press charges ( something to do with the management and a liability thing ). That night I wasn't in a locked area though, just getting things they left out in a parking lot.

Also, I use to work there. Their cameras, are straight garbage. They DID have someone break in, stole almost 30,000 dollars of stuff, got him on camera, and never arrested him because the cameras were so much shit, they couldn't identify him.

i want to see my GF give a blowjob to an very old fat man.

>>676525215
Sucking off your cousin just makes you a freak, not a faggot. No, you were always a faggot.

>>676540095
Totally /b/ro. Thats why i am here.. To get this shit off my chest, and just hit the reset button for the next day... Its exhausting. But if i didnt really love her, i would just leave, right? I hope i would..

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i still love her.

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>>676539556
For Fakku I've done Bitches Plan and Summer play, not so much into that yet. But it's chill work, so trying to get more into that.

As for hentai games, somewhat notable ones I've worked on are...
Beat Blades Haruka
Grisaia no Kajitsu
Kuroiunu
Kara no Shoujo (both first and second game)
My Girlfriend is the President
Sweet Sweat in Summer
Imouto Paradise 2
There's others, ranging from non-porn ones, unofficial work and games that just aren't very interesting.
At best this is pretty interesting, not that different from regular localization. Especially when dealing with gameplay heavy titles. Picture related.
At worst it's very mind-breaking, like when I had to decensor 1000+ pictures for Kuroinu.

>>676540009
yeah dude I've re-read some of the things I sent back then and it's not enjoyable. Have tried to get back in contact purely to apologise but no reply - best for them I guess

>>676540480
i dunno, i think im deffo staying for the wrong reasons, my mum passed 2 months ago and she was there the whole way through plus she couldnt afford anywhere without me and has nothing i bought everything in this fucking 3 story house...so im guilted to stay in a way....but if i had the guts id like to go back to being single,

>>676511236
My mate did the same and rrubbed his cock all over it and we watched the chick drink it

>>676509539
Everybody thinks im hetero but I have a relationship with a trap

>>676538979
Okay man. Fresh pasta is still pasta. I still think it lacks credibility. Who knows, if you're right you're right, and in 2024 I'll think to myself "well shit"

>>676512240
Dude. Thats gay as Fuck

>>676541028
I want to murder you and take your place.

Post pics

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I love feet, especially the ones of my gf. Also, I'm a bit of a sadistic guy. So once, in the night before we went to an amusement park I took her prepared shoes and put a lot of homemade, very strong itching powder in them. My gf is planning everything, so she also prepared her socks for the next day. I carefully unfolded them and put a lot of the itching stuff in them, too.

The next day, she was always scratching her feet and complaining about "something". As planned, she angrily put off her socks, washed her feet in a fontain and then... put back on her shoes haha.

I was hard the whole day. Maybe one day, when we break up, I'll tell her.

Pic related, she's sleeping right now. Love her size 5.5 (US)

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I'm about to live with my boyfriend. It scares the shit out of me since my last two relationships were total nightmares (abusive ex husband and cheating ex boyfriend). But I act like I'm really excited about it, and looking forward to it. I'm pretty shure I'm gonna fuck it up like I did before.

I had gay sex with my best friend at age 10 and we didn't stop till we were almost 16

>>676539953
I'm pretty bad at being sarcastic. Especially in englisch. I'm not a native speakers. Sorry.

>>676530701
once? noob

I'm currently taking steroids.

>>676512510
Its ok man, like what you like, just dont vs a fucking weirdo and proclaim yourself a proud brony or whatever

>>676522344
Ohio, right?

I wanna fuck my mom. I already told her, she didn't get mad but she was not down.

Still would.

>>676541366
Wow, that was a long fuck session. Nice dubs as well

>>676540773
Sorry to hear about your mother.. I really dont have a family. They are all super toxic and ive avoided them most of my life.. Probably why i have attachment issues with bitches that are also toxic to me..

If you think its for the wrong reasons man, it is.. Being single after me and my ex broke up (10 year highschool sweethearts) was the most fun, but the most depressing time... Its a catch 22... Its fun to be alone, but its fucking lonely ..

I like futanari
I go to the homeless area in the city and sing about how poor they are
I wanna fuck Peridot
I watch Bob Ross to help me fall asleep
I draw excessive gore art
I like it up the butt, let's do it in the butt
I own movie t-shirts
I want to wear a Spiderman morph suit and run around a mall

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i send sexy pic of my gf to my cousin...she didnt know.

> pic related, it's her

I'm Bisexual.

>>676541387
You are fine.. i took your post at face value.. i see how what i said could be taken as i dont do shit.. Thanks for your input on the situation tho.. Maybe greener pastures are what i need..

>>676541626
Cont.
I'm bisexual
I have a smell fetish
I'd fuck Pearl

> be me
> recently got into the sex thing
> did not know how to masturbate
> googled bikini models
> fuck this shit
> hear from friend that someone sucking your dick is the best feeling
> Letsdothis.jpg
> Find vaccum cleaner
> furiously sucks my dick
> Feels good man
> Makes fucked up sound tho
> cousin lives upstairs
> hears fucking huge fapping sound
> runs downstairs
> finds me with my dick jammed in caccum cleaner
> we still talk tho

Femanon. My only sexual fantasy is being violently raped or kept as a sex slave, subject to his (or her) sexual fantasies.

>>676509539
I've tried to fuck all of my parents dogs and failed due to them being too small.

I've used my parents sex toys before.

I collect fetishes, I jerk of to something until I gain that fetish; currently I'm working on getting a guro fetish, I have a ton of others though.

I have a condom filled with my rotten jizz underneath my bed that I intend to slap someone with at somepoint, no idea who though yet.

I've had aspergers for years and learned to deal with it, most people don't even know since I was diagnosed early and learned enough to act like a normal person; I still have my autismo moments though.

I have 4 onaholes, a dildo, a collection of pornos, and a lot of lube underneath my bed; all this whilst living with my parents.

I laugh my ass off whenever events like the paris and brussels attacks happen because I imagine the jokes that people will come up with.

I barely feel any emotional connection to my family members, I actually forgot the name of one of my cousins once, and I also hate my niece to the point where people would probably ask me to see a therapist.

>>676514986
Ok Sgt. Powell

>>676541961
That's one of my fetishes
Especially if they handcuff you to a bed or pole

I'm in my late 20's and have been dating my gf for about 3 years. We recently moved in together in a new city and one of her married friends came to visit us. Her friend and I have a definite mutual flirtation, but of course never acted on it...

>Friend gets to our apartment, just me and her alone until we meet my gf for dinner
>Have some wine while we wait
>She goes into the guest room to change
>Comes out in her bra, thong, and high heels holding up two dresses wanting my opinion on what to wear
>Try not to look at her, say some nicety about how she'll look great in whatever
>She comes closer with her dresses and presses me for my opinion
>I'm honest and suggest that a dress may be overkill for our reservations
>She says, "Thank you, anon" and walks away fully exposing her ass in her thong and heels
>Go to dinner, have more to drink, and don't mention anything
>Get back to our place and me, my gf, and her hang out in pjs
>She's clearly not wearing a bra and doesn't give a fuck
>Rubs and grabs her pokies multiple time complaining that we keep our apartment cold
>Next night we're getting ready to go out
>My gf is getting ready in the bathroom, her and I are dressed and ready
>She puts on Drake while we have some drinks and wait for my gf
>Tells me she always imagines Drake songs being great in strip clubs
>Gives me a little lap dance while I sit on the couch and my gf is in the bathroom
>She leaves the next day, but has already made plans to come back without her husband in July
>I can't bring myself to tell my gf

>>676542192
Thats fucked up dude, why didn't you fuck her?

>>676542132

I like the idea that he'd have to leave for work at some point, so that he'd tie me up with a vibrator set too low for me to cum. He'd leave me like that for hours. It's a pretty weird fantasy.

>>676541604
thanks man actually means alot,usually just get shit for it happening ''mum thing'' .. i guess i am, and perhaps in time you might find out if you are too, just remember its your life and when were gone were gone, so enjoy it, and do you, and ima do the same, promise from anon to anon. shame your fam are like that, but i find more comfort in my online friends than the real ones sometimes tbh, there not tained by the shit of back story's and feelings they just take a picture and judge it,

i beat my gfs 2 cats daily

>>676522702
Go back to reddt teenage faggit

I have a foot fetish. And i think some girls I went to school with in my lifetime may have noticed. maybe,