No porn even? Harsh.

Thank god me and my wife despise kids.

You're probably just going to have to put her on the spot and talk about it. Be completely upfront with all the shit. Don't let her dodge anything.

I don't see this getting better if you don't properly try.

have your bitch give you head stupid

>>676502500
>no sex during pregnancy
nigga what

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>>676502500
Sounds like you've got a classic case of: Picked the wrong wife syndrome. I've seen it a hundred times. I'm sorry this happened OP.

>>676502500
So she refuses to help satisfy your needs but your not allowed to satisfy them yourself?

Sounds like you married a self centered crazy bitch

Jack off in the bathroom with your phone for porn. If that doesn't help the ask her to Jack you off. You're both in this not just her

>>676502957
This. Wtf OP, you getting cucked by a fetus?

Tell her you're going to get off one way or another. She can be involved or not but she can't stop you. Grow a pair and tell her to stop being a bitch.

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Jesus, why did you even marry? Surely you are not making your kid a favor, the world is going to shit. Now your life will turn to shit, you have nothing and she gets everything she ever wanted. Also the moment she realizes she can do better she will leave you taking your kids and half your wealth. And rape/mistreatment accusations are also possible.

And now you can not even relieve yourself sexually. You are going to be more frustrated than beta virgin lvl 30.

>>676502500
Enjoy divorce in 3 years when she confesses she only loves the kid and only used you to get a kid.

Pro tip: start putting money away now that she can't find

Having a baby should definitely not mean you have zero sex life. That's just plain selfishness on her end. Why can't you just yank one out when she isn't looking?

Your wife sounds way too controlling. Man I'm glad I'm out of that marriage. Thank God I never knocked her up though. Makes things a lot harder for you op

>>676502886
This is that she knows but she is emotionally wrecked and can't do shit. I really understand her, just that I love her and the idea of cheating is out of the question. But I fear that maybe I will do something stupid if she continues to deny this whole situation.

>>676503112
Not the case

>>676502957
straight outta compton

>>676503118
she's not self-centered she's depressed
would you suck a cock when your down to make the other feel better?

>>676503159
I hate doing porn when I can get pussy, I hate porn for the fact that it is not her, I want her not the porn. This is the most unbearable thing, the fact that I want her she can't and I must resume to porn or cheating to get physical affection for my emotional needs. Lol

>>676502886
This all the way. No relationship survives without communication. YOU have needs, and if you aren't allowed to alleviate yourself, and she can't talk to you about this, how do you two expect to talk over things when the kid is here and you need to make more decisions?

Give it to her straight, or else this will drag on, and you won't move on to someone who deserves you.

If she won't even try and help you, and isn't able to have oral sex either then fuck man, that's impossible

>>676504655
Just jerk to the memory of making your kid.

pull some sausage.

>>676504078
I've lol'ed so hard. Ty

Why do you presume she will be super depressed for 1.5 years?

>>676502500
>What do you do?
Not give a fuck.

What are you, 15?

You're an adult, you're past puberty;
so, why are you acting like a horny fuckhead?

What are you, some kind of man child?

Get some hobbies, do shit with your free time that isn't self indulgent bullshit.

>train a martial art
>play a musical instrument
>write literature
>tinker
>build shit
>draw shit
>start a business
>do something

>>676502500
Try not being a slave to your sex drive dingus. Crank em out and fucking live with it.

>>676504078
This guy is right. You definitely should be saving money for the inevitable.

>>676502886
>>676502957
>>676503112
>>676503118
>>676503159
>>676503662
>>676504078
All of this

Seriously, as someone with two kids, what in the fuck is wrong with you? No sex during pregnancy? No porn? What? Holy fuck, I'd just go out for a pack of smokes and never come back if my wife tried to pull that kind of shit, move to Sumatra and become one of those bush pilots that flies in supplies to distant tribes and flies out with bananas.

Just start jacking off. What's she going to do, divorce you? Pro tip: she won't, because she sounds like a lazy cunt that orders you around to do things for her, and you do it because you never figured out that you don't have to. Raising kids, even in a half-assed way, is hard work. She won't ditch you just because you're porning it up unless she already has some nignog picked out to replace you. Make a stand. Just start jerking it and if she protests, tell her she can either join in or fuck off. If she chooses the latter, enjoy your life as a bush pilot. I guarantee it will be a hell of a lot more fun and fulfilling than the slave labor you're about to spend the next 18+ years doing.

>>676505056
He is an adult though. Sexual needs are satisfied, one way or another.

I do agree with the hobby part, helps get the mind off it. If you aren't communicating, and she shuts you out, she doesn't deserve your time of day.
>>676504655
Why TF is she depressed, a child is on the way, she's married?

>>676502500
Run or cheat on her

watch porn anyway!!! erase cookies!!! and web data!!! works for me!!!

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>>676504655
Nah, you have Picked the wrong wife syndrome. I told you that I'd seen it a hundred times. Trust me, I'm a doctor. You'll be on here, spilling your guts about how you two split and how you're going to an hero. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married so young huh OP?

>>676505230
not even a ylyl thread
and lost

>become one of those bush pilots that flies in supplies to distant tribes and flies out with bananas.

I do agree with everything said though.

oh yeah and blowjobs!!!! shes ok with those rtight

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>>676502500
dude, give us something to work. Where does this decision to not have sex during pregnancy come from? It has no medical basis whatsoever, unless she has some sort of condition.

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>>676502500
use your phone and jerk it to porn in the bathroom. Put her on the spot and talk about it. She may be depressed but im pretty sure it will be worse when you finally snap and murder her harder than OJ. Also no pussy while pregnant? Thats the time to get your nuts all up in her guts and if she is saying theres medical reasons not to look that shit up. I fucked my pregnant wife all 9 months not only was there no goddamn problem it was one of the few things keeping us from tearing each others fucking heads off.

>>676505355
Shut the fuck up

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>>676505230
This. Kek did OP not have a dad to teach him how to man?

>>676503159
Or don't be a pussy. If she isnt going to take care of your needs tell her you'll get it another way.

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>>676504655
OBviously you can't get pussy thats why your ass on is /b/ asking for help so smile, take the fucking advice or GTFO

>>676502500

>>no pussy for the next year and a half

yeah thats bullshit unless she has some serious medical problems during birth or has some severe emotional issues about having sex again.

You'd be looking at around a month minimum and mainly because her pussy is healing up and going back to as close as it can to her pre-baby size.

Besides chances are you'll both be tired as fuck because of baby crying all night and not have the energy for sex.

If you haven't had sex by her ~6 week check-up you may want to ask her whats wrong and help her with that if you can.

>>676504078
This is sound advice. That or I hope you got a prenup

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Nigga I fucked my wife all through the pegnancy hell I fucked her in the ass while she was giving birth so what the FUCK are you talking about

>>676502500
my wife is 18 weeks pregnant, hasn't stopped us fucking. If anything its made her want to fuck more if she isn't feeling exhausted or has morning sickness

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>>676506003
that and she is super fertile after giving birth even if she got the birthcontrol shit for 5 or 10 years you gotta wait a bit for it to acclimatize to her body and take effect my wife got the 5 year one.

>>676506003
>Besides chances are you'll both be tired as fuck because of baby crying all night and not have the energy for sex

Not only that, but a lot of crazy shit happens soon after the baby comes out. Your wife's body won't have to hoard nutrition to feed a fat parasite, so you'll see all sorts of weird things happening for the first two months after the pregnancy. Her hair will begin to fall out. Massive clumps of it. She'll also stink, real fucking bad, for about a month. Also, her sense of smell will be 10x what it used to be. She'll spend months bitching about smells that don't exist.

A year and a half? How long do you think the birthing process takes?

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>>676506462
only for the first 3/4 months then you get in the swing of things. grandparents/parents on both sides wanna see/watch the baby. Just be a fucking adult and plan out your fuck sessions with the wife while your little jizz urchin is out and about. Not that hard and family will even be like "hey i bet you two need some alone time" So just sleep or fuck... Or both!

>>676505355
Hahaha, yeah, it works, but that's not the answer to the problem!

>>676505442
No, actually the problem is that we didn't get married earlier and that lead to several huge problems that now are gone but we kinda established a relation patter based on those problems, so now even if they are gone we still treat each-other like shit.

>>676505546
not ok, she doesn't get's off

>>676505576
it is a medical thing, just don't have time to reply to all of it and get into details

>>676505802
this is one of the arguments when we fight.. doesn't work, but the idea of it is making her hate me then -> not a chance for pussy

>>676505017
the same relationship patterns we have over and over and as a bonus we are very low on EQ

>>676504892
ethical enough and moral for me, this is the only thing that saves me

>>676505056
This is one of the best feedback yet, thank you, in my heart I've wanted someone to tell me this, you can detail a bit would help

>>676505120
Another good point, yes but how do we achieve this if we are in the context that we are. I always feel that I must start the mature behavior, I want for 1 time that she starts to understand me.., why not?

>>676506781
Oh man, I wish that was true in our case. Wife's parents showed up about two weeks after our first kid to supposedly "help out." What they really wanted to do was hold the baby while we did housework and cooking and whatnot, then have us take them around town. They were supposed to stay for a month, but we gave them the boot after a week and didn't invite them back after we had our second kid.

>>676503112
/thread

>>676502500
Dude, I fucked the shit out of my wife while she was pregnant. Is she a high risk pregnancy or something?

>>676507200
>as a bonus we are very low on IQ

I'll believe it

>>676504655
The answer is yes. If I love my partner I will go out of my way to try to make them happy if I'm aware they're not, regardless of my feelings. I get prego=hormonal rollercoaster, but...dude...come on

>>676507200
Man, i don't think there is any condition in the world that can keep someone frome having sex. Penetration maybe, but that's not all there is to sex.

Sure, pretending it's not important and occupy yourself with other things might sounds like a good idea, but that is avoiding the problem, not dealing with it.

The only way to deal with this problem is to speak with your wife.

>>676502500
What would I do?

I would divorce her ass at once.

By the time she is ready to go back into sex it is going to be too late. You will have lost the chemistry and you will literally hate her guts.

Divorce now before the kid get older and suffers more from it.

Also, you are fucking beta idiot.

Get a mistress. It's the only way.

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>>676507352
Well goddamn, sometimes its hit or miss but in the first months its super crucial to lock down alone time with you and the mrs. Luckily though on nights when i knew the fuckening was about to begin i did one of two things. Called friends and family and was straight up honest with them. Or Two i knew a lot of my friends thought parenting was a joke so i would bet them that they couldn't do it and have them take our daughter for an hour or two or three..... after i told them all the shit they would have to do (premade bottles diapers and shit in the bag you know easy mode) it was a win win either they were like shit you were right or they breezed through it either we me and wifey got our nuts off. There is also angies list if you have a nanny cam and shit (im a tad paranoid)
Or just put the kid down for a nap

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>>676507200
Several huge problems.

Now it's starting to unravel. Jus like I said deny deny deny. If you had picked the right wife we wouldn't even having this dialogue. You will be:
1) Divorced.
2) Unhappy for the remainder of your days.

Again OP trust me, I'm a doctor.

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>>676508203
this guy seems to be on his shit tonight, I'd listen to him. The doctor is only trying to help your mental,physical and apparently financial well being.

OP, sorry to say that...
Yor're not a father of this baby.
From what you writing, i can tell you. You should get divorce ASAP

>>676505230
More dad advice please, you're funny as fuck.
My first child is 10 weeks old but everything is going fine and the wife put out while she was pregnant, or a blower if she was not in the mood. If she really wasn't in the mood I was always welcome to come on her arse. She's a good wife.
Again, more dad advice please..

>>676502886
This.

>>676502500
Been there buddy. Wife got pregnant in late 2014, had a small bleed in Jan 2015 and with leg cramps and stuff basically went completely off sex. Kid born in July 2015. Had first sex about a month later, probably did it three times for the rest of 15. Just starting to her get sex drive back now - mine is somewhat dented by her new floppy tits.

Anyway, she told me to go call some of my exes to take care of the jiggy side. I'm not sure she was serious but I certainly didn't confess...

>>676508203
>>676508387

Samefag

>>676505230
Because paying child support excites me.

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>>676508815
As you will see at the bottom of the screen shot, I am not complimenting myself.

>>676502500
This is crazy

I've got 3 kids and banged my partner near enough to the 8 month mark with each one because she turned into a fucking horn dog.

>I understand after sex not fucking for until she's ready.
>But beforehand doesn't make sense. >Medically or otherwise unless she's got a fucked up vagina

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>no sex for a year and a half
>no porn
>she doesnt talk about it

>mfw youre thinking you'll have sex again after

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>>676508815
And how dare you end my streak of sweet plane pictures

OP. I knpw the same case... No sex about 14 months after birth... After a long long and hard talking, she says that husband is not a father of his child... He divorced right after, now he is full of happiness with another woman

>>676502500
i agree with
>>676509058
my wife was still super horny after and we almost tore her stitches a few times because she got impatient

>>676502500
she probably says she cannot fuck because its not your kid medically it is super healthy for you to bust a nut in your wife while pregnant helps with depression and extra nutrients for baby

>>676509668
>extra nutrients for baby
presumably only if she sucks you off - vaginas do not have stomachs

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>>676508815
Bummer, i take it this isn't the first time things haven't gone the way you expected huh?

>>676508612
Let's see..

Stick to one kid. Things get a little retarded when you have two of them. Mine are 4 and 2. Had a blast raising the first one for the first two years, then my wife convinced me to blast her with cum by saying a second one will be easier to raise than the first one. Her logic was that we already kind of know what we're doing, won't have to buy more baby stuff since we still had everything from the first one, and will somehow end up with more free time because they'll play together.

Don't fall for it. Kids quickly turn into assholes when they're in the proximity of other kids, especially siblings. The more of them there are, the less control you have of the situation. I used to take my daughter on hikes, teach her about astronomy and biology, read her books. You know what I do now? Hide in the bathroom with a gas mask and make growling noises, then pop out and throw tennis balls at them, because it's the only way to get those fuckers to stop fighting over things. That's what I have to do now, pretend to be a tennis ball throwing monster to make them fall in line. And they're idiots too - after I do my drive-by, I just run into the bathroom again and take the gas mask off, and walk out like nothing is out of the ordinary, and they can't tell it was me doing it. They have me go back inside with a ping pong paddle to scout out if the monster is gone.

>>676508976
You won't pay child support if you move to a different country and live under an assumed identity. Why does this need explanation?

>>676502500
get a hobby
>call a hooker

>>676502500
Jerk it to your imagination and use your tears as lube
> source partner is currently in rhird trimester and hates sucking dick due to family face rape at young age

>>676502500
My wife and I had some crazy sex when she was pregnant.

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>>676507689

Only good advice i've read ITT. OP, you need to have a talk.

>>676509980
Fucking kek
So my idea of having at least 3 kids is fucking suicidal then?

>>676510416
It is pretty fucking retarded, yes.

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>>676509980
We have always known its you dad.
I guess it was just kinda fun when you snappled so we just rolled with it.

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>>676509885
Why are you so mad?

I'm just here to post sweet plane pictures, and try to get OP to have a better life by leaving his wife. He's in a messed up situation.

We can be friends. Help me post sweet plane pictures and save OP's life.

Trust me, I'm a doctor. Just.. Not a medical one.

>>676502500
Wife should be fucking you're brains out if she is pregnant

ANAL

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>>676510416
In the sense that the BME Pain olympics might become your new past time for a short while. Because if your nagging wife wont make you want to do it then those 3 fuck trophies that you gotta put through college and wipe their asses will.

>>676510666
>as trips says this post must be true

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>>676510607
I'm married and have a kid, that's why.
But eh, you're the doctor.

>>676503201
CUCKED BY FETUS
CUCKED BY FETUS


OPEEE BEEEE KUKD BI FEEETUSS

>>676502500
Run! Run before it's born!

>>676510806
hail satan

>>676505230
>bush pilot

Don't know where this whole theme came from but you're a funny guy Anon

>>676509980
Or you can just do it the lazy way and punish both of them every time they come to you for something trivial. They'll learn to deal with whatever problems they may have right quick, I know I did.

>>676510416
Yeah don't do it. My coworker has a bazillion kids. When my wife was pregnant with our first one, I asked him how many he had. Dude said he has 4 daughters, aged 2 to 14. Told him that must be convenient, since the oldest one can help out with the youngest one. Dude started laughing, just told me "don't worry, you'll grow thick skin" and left.

Seriously though, don't make more kids than you have arms. If you can't grab all your kids, they'll find some way to dick you over. If they're especially young, they'll dick you over by dicking themselves over - like throwing themselves under a bus or into the gorilla pit at the zoo, for seemingly no other reason than to make you look like a shitty parent. And you will; just watch. Every single person will immediately give you the "he's a shitty parent" stare because while you were busy beating morals and whatnot into two of them, a third one killed himself and made it look like your fault.

Man, what my friend told me on my wedding night turned out to be true. "No one will care that you saved a million babies if you eat just one."

>>676502500
1. mistake: getting married
2. mistake: married to a deppresed woman
3. mistake: having a child with this woman
4. mistake: being a beta cuck faggot


solution to your problem
>an hero

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>>676511676
If you eat just one
My sides dude my sides

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>>676511948
i was gonna say divorce and punch to the gut (assault ticket is cheaping than child support and college in the long run) but that works too.

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>>676511135
I just watched a documentary on it once and thought it was a good idea. If I remember it right, it was a British guy. He was married with some kids, and worked as a burger flipper to support them. Then his wife divorced him, and instead of sitting around paying child support, he just ditched the country entirely. Moved to some island in the far east and flew a little cargo plane thing to the jungle once every few days to deliver supplies to some natives. You know the kind - the naked ones with those wooden dick trumpets. His family thought the work was dangerous and begged him to come home, but he was having too much of a blast. Made a real impression on me - that lowly burger flipper figured it out. Why return home and live a long but very bland life? Each day being exactly the same as the one prior, with the only difference being you're one day closer to death. And now look at him, flying a plane to deliver pants to weirdos. What a fucking boss that guy turned out to be

>>676504655
Either you're completely sick, or you're just particularly delusional op. You "didn't marry the wrong one", but go on to describe your wife as an emotional wreck, depressed, cant do shit, and unwilling to please you. What the actual fk? And you love this woman?? Also why would you chose to have a kid when you hate your own life, so incredible selfish and its only going to increase the pressure on her so her condition will get worse...

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>>676512336
Sounds awesome annon. I quit flight school to become a dentist. Now I shitpost planes on /b/.

>>676512292
yes an hero is the cheapest option, but you need balls to do that, which OP clearly doesn't have

>>676511948
So much this lol...

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>>676512669
you're a dentist? my wife is a dental assistant looking for work haha small world.

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>>676512383
This is what I'm saying OP. Ditch the bitch. Do something kidless. Otherwise you'll die. I mean you will be alive, but what you are as a person will be dead.

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>>676512828
With enough booze anyone can have balls (and alcohol poisoning) even him he really is cucked hard though by that fetus

>>676509980
interesting - this is the exact reasons mine is giving me to have the next one

>>676512669
How far along did you get and why did you quit? I wanted to go to flight school, but ended up going to college for engineering. Might still get my PPL some day.

>>676513077
Yeah, don't fall for that shit. Think about it, have you ever heard of siblings that don't fight? And the very few that don't, would you consider them normal people or fucking weirdos? She's basically asking you to generate Rod and Todd. Kids that don't fight aren't natural. Evolution hard-wired kids to beat the shit out of each other over everything, because that was the only way some of them would survive in caveman days. Not enough resources to go around for everyone, better beat the shit out of your brother.

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>>676513079
I got 21 hours on the books. This was 1993-1994. Ran out of money, saw a recruiter. Did the Navy game for 4 years as a PR. That's parachute repair and aircrew survival stuff. Didn't like it much so got out. Used the GI Bill to get my first 4 years, then did my next 4 on a scholarship. I don't have the time to do it now, I work so often. Or maybe I'm just scared I won't be able to do it. I'd have to start over all the way for sure.

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>>676513668
this is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

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>>676513668
Oh well, even if you didn't make a career out of it, at least you got to experience it in some way. Most people don't even get that far along with their dreams.

>>676502500

My wife is pregnant now, too. We haven't fucked since we found out because (a) she had 2 miscarriages and didn't want to fuck this one up in the early stages, and (b) I personally am not into the idea of fucking my wife when my unborn child is hanging out right there (and neither is she). However, we don't have any of the problems you're talking about. Sure, we've had fights, etc..., but we're very honest with each other about everything and, even if it hurts like hell to hear/say, we tell each other exactly what's up when we're feeling like something is off. Usually, after the dust settles, we've learned something more about each other and I wind up discovering yet another reason why she's far superior to all other women. Because we're actually honest with one another, I can say something like "I'm really fucking horny and I really, really, really want you to blow me or I'm going to completely lose my shit" - Usually, it'll happen (especially with a little extra effort by way of back rub or affection) unless she's on a down swing. If it doesn't (or I'm just not motivated to put in the effort to make it happen), then I just rub one out before I fall asleep (as I plan to do right now).

I think what I just described is fairly common fare for married couples with a healthy relationship. It sounds to me as if you two aren't very honest with each other. If you can't talk to each other about literally anything, then there's a fundamental problem with your relationship. That being said, she's also fucking pregnant, and every marriedbro on here will have a batshit crazy story about their wife when she was pregnant.

I'd just say hang in there, get that baby out, let the dust settle and give some time for you two to adjust to the new lifestyle. If, after all that, you find her to still be sexually dismissive and passive on your attempts at confrontation, I'd start thinking very seriously about my life and what I need to be happy.

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>>676513833
>>676514049

Maybe you're right annons.

Just like OP's dreams are being crushed by his wife. Don't think I forgot OP.

>>676502500
You tell your girl to not masturbate then.
Test her reaction. When a woman gets pregnant she has to produce more hormones to provide for the developing baby.

Your woman is fucking weak for relying on saying what she did.

>>676513038
but real men don't need alcohol or drugs to grow a pair. this things should only make you relax aand enjoy life.

I have something to say to all the boys who don't talk to their fathers ( or fathers are beta cucks) and OP.
>pussy is not worth all that. NOT A SINGLE ONE! you should dedicate your life to self-improvement. this is what truely makes you happy with your life. women and children should be just cherries on the icing, not the whole fucking cake...

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>>676514244
When you get older you will never forgive yourself for letting your dreams die and squandering moments long since past with actions you could have taken. Don't be like me, alone at night with your thoughts and so tormented and conflicted with the paths you have taken in life that sleep eludes you as the devils footsteps drawing closer and closer.

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>>676514393
Well if OP was a real man he wouldn't be in this particular pickle now would he?

Welp, I'm going to sleep. Good night anons. I really enjoyed this thread. Had a lot of good laughs at OP's expense in here and everyone else seems on the level.

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>>676514393
There you go. That's what this thread needs.

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>>676514581
Lol well, I mean I am pretty old too annon. Part of the reason I'm afraid to start over. This is more than I expected from /b/ thank you annons.

OP needs to get his shit together though.
I have 8GB of plane pictures OP you can't hold out forever.

>>676514393
I feel the beard grows from this post

>>676514658
well yes, thats true... but since he is not a "real man" he should at least have a fucking brain that is capable of critical thinking

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>>676515070
It's only too late if you give up. I let my dreams die a long time ago and its never stopped hurting. Chase your dream down and choke it out, get every drop of life that you can from it because this is the only chance you will ever get you only have so many seconds in your life and they are non refundable.

>>676502500
can get on /b/ without getting caught, can watch porn

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>>676515217
But wasn't that disproved when he married the dopey bitch?

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>>676515217
If OP thought critically, then he wouldn't be in this situation at all. I'm sad to see that guys life is messed up like so many others before him.

>>676502500
Fuck her, pregnant bitches are horney as fuck, I had one almost rip my back off once, how much she was gagging for it. When she gets too far, stick it in her bum.

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>>676515396
That's a fact. Hadn't thought of that, good eye annon.

>>676515126
>>676514730
I'm not trying to criticize anyone, I'm just trying to get the point through to all the boys and man who don't know this yet. And you should learn from other peoples mistakes... I did some beta shit myself when I was younger but then I realized I'm a grown ass man and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

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>>676516016
I think we're all in agreement annon. But OP came to us with a problem, to which we are suggesting a solution.

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>>676516315
and that he is blatantly ignoring...

>>676515470
>>676515632
yes and yes

we as men are strong, smart and capable of preety much anything... but when it comes to women we go into full retard mode. I'm glad I figured that out early in my life, but I see men everywhere with the same problems, similar to OPs. And I just open myself a nice cold beer and put on my happy face

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>>676516586
That's pretty much all you can do.

>>676516315
OP is in the shits allready and his problem is fucking funny to me. I would fap infront of her (this is my solution)

I'm trying to get the point through to all the boys and man who are not yet in the shits

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>>676516417

He's in the denial stage. This is what will happen.

1) Things will not change (As OP can not stand up to his wife/ she will not meet his needs.

1a) (Optional) Wife will bend to his wishes but over several months this will return to its original state.

2) He will build up either anger or contempt for his wife.

3) Lengthy and painful divorce OP thinks that he was screwed over, though most of this was his fault.

3a) (Optional) Murder/Suicide/Life of regret

Pic attached V-609 pretty sweet huh?

Sounds like me 3 years ago
Youll make it out fine
Separated, a little distraught with all the wasted time but ultimately a lot happier, with a Child, and a helluva lesson.. And with a kid you kinda.get pussy 1064010 times easier, particularly with coworkers

>>676517102
love your planes anon

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>>676517102
yea but check out this AC-130 by lockheed&M

>>676517102
your advice is always planes and simple

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>>676517315
Thanks I mostly use them in /k/ but they only like ones like this.

>>676502500
Why did you use a pic of the Wii Fit Trainers fucking?

So still the answer is: Divorce. Optionally OP just can an hero because OP is always a fag.

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>>676502500
What about hand jobs?
I love me a good hj.

>At lease you got dubs

Also congrats on a new baby. That's the biggest gift of all!

Its simple op. Stick your dick back in and suck that cum back in. No more pregnant wife no more cockblock

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>>676517448
>>676517470
Kek

I've ridden in a C-130, not an AC-130 I've never been that operator.

"Planes and simple"

>>676502500
Wtf no pussy? Is your wife a nun or something... pregnant chicks get way hornier than normal chicks and also horny more often..
Sucks to be you.

>can't have sex in a year
>acting like it is the end of the world
also it won't happen, you wife gonna get horny eventually and you also gonna be tired as fuck to take of the kid

>>676517776
OP is not a father of that baby... But he dont know it so dont tell him. Also more planes please...

>>676507200
This whole story is bullshit..

>>676502500
> Infidelity is straight out of the question, porn too,
Just fucking cheat, stop being so beta. Fuck that bitch, as long she do not find out then you are good OP. NO porn do not let this cunt run your life. If you can even fap your going to get some other pussy eventually.

>>676502500
>Wife is pregnant, no pussy for like next year and a half couse that's the rule (medical and other)
Utter bullshit.
You are probably being cucked.
Get a paternity test.

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>>676518222
trips confirmed
>Checked

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>>676517972
weeeeeeeeeeelllllll then

>>676502500
Why not, Ask your pregnant wife to pose naked while you jerk off to her?
Or do regular things while naked while you jerk off.
She's probably feeling all unsexy
This may help, Who knows man?
I don't know your wife.
I had a friend who was pregnant and who's partner left her.
She would skype naked with me jerking it. She liked feeling desired, so i mean.
Give that a try.

Oh, hey another thing, You romanced her lately?
like i mean, Flowers, dinner, ermm non-alcoholic wine. That kinda stuff.
I know its a bit of effort, but like, Bit of effort you don't wanna do means bit of effort she doesn't wanna do.
Relationships all about compromise etc etc

Oh, How's anal on a pregnant girl? Can you do that? I mean she can just lay there and watch TV.... maybe.
Or get into foot sex
or armpit sex?
Ask if you can jerk it while she's in the shower
Gain a Peeing fetish, so you can watch her pee and jerk it......

What about Massages? Erotic? You massage her she massages you?
OR you can go get an Erotic Massage, with her blessing, OR she can get a friend to jerk you off, Someone she's like "It's fine for them to jerk you"

>>676502905
>implying you weren't the bitch in every relationship you've been in

Sounds like your wife is a cunt.

This is pretty much the opposite of what I experienced. She wanted to share the experience with me. Wanted me to bond as much as she did. Not shut me out at every given opportunity.

As for the sex, jesus christ. It's no wonder having a preggo fetish is so common. Fucking pregnant women is amazing. I couldn't keep my hands off my Mrs. And best thing was she fucking loved it too.

When women get pregnant they instantly acquire the whole "I'm fat and unattractive" view on themselves. So when they get the attention they love it.

>>676518418
Never give a pregnant woman flowers. Trust me.

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>>676518170
I've said all I can to/about OP but I'll continue to post planes.

>>676507200
>we based a relationship pattern on problems
>we treat eachother like shit
>these problems came from not marrying
>it's still the one though guys!!!
OP please, if you can't even be honest with your wife then why are you together? it's obviously not even the sex.

>>676514393

As my father taught me, if women didn't have vaginas we would've been done killed them off by now.

>>676506335
No. Just fucking no. Lol...... Bro. Do you realize how POINTLESS birth control would be if it took five fucking years to work. Also I'm a pharmacist so I have an inkling of what I'm talking about

>>676502500
OP, she's gonna dump you and take your money That's all you are good for to her. Get a new identity and get your ass out of the country. And don't look back.

Nigga you better start transferring money to a secret Icelandic bank account right now.

>>676502500
You kind of fucked up with the wrong woman.

You need to be a decent human being and set boundaries. Sex is a human, biological need for a man. If she can't understand that, that is her problem. Make a joke out of it, and then blow your load to wads of porn.

You have to really set your boundaries on this one and let her know how its going to be. If she starts yelling at you, ignore it, don't deal with it. Go do something fun, hang with friends, or leave to masturbate.

Being in a relationship that is successful with your wife is being a gentleman, a GENTLEMAN, not a wuss. Hold your ground and stick to things you know in your mind are reasonable, right, and are based in integrity.

>>676519257
and your father is right. shake that mans hand in my name

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kill this whiny bitch and then yourself

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How many damn planes will I have to post OP. I did a check up, and watched an intern do a cleaning and came back. No response.

>>676502500
Either buckle in and jerk off at the library or some shit, or get out seems those are the only options. Or you just get a hooker behind her back or some shit have fun with your life though bro.

>>676507200
>>676502500
>>676504655
Op, grow a pair.
Suggest watching porn
>its not her so I can't
Suggest hooker
>can't cheat
Suggest getting head
>doesn't get her off
So you came here full well knowing that there is no way to bang your wife in anyway. Why the fuck did you ask for help with something that you already knew there wasn't an answer too?
Your wife sounds like a bitch, and you sound like a pussy.
>>>/out/ you fucking waste of air

Youngfag reporting in

As a whole this thread has been 10/10, many keks have bean had about the truths of marriage.

Thanks for the keks and wisdom dadfags

>>676519153
i love you for these planes & giving that advices, since my dad is no good for this stuff
.
all i can learn from my dad is how to screw up and loose 300€/month each month cause of the exwife since he was and may still be a retard who rather just runs away from problems and starts from zero again than fucking those people who try to screw him.

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>>676519266
Oh wow you misunderstood. I was saying my wife got the birth control option that works for 5 years, honestly it took about a month for it to kick in. If it had taken 5 years i would have been found hanging by my neck in my fucking closet goddamn

>>676520491
Seconding this, gonna take the advice to heart.
One question for the dad's suggesting only one kid, don't they turn out 'weird'? You can usually spot single kids from a mile away and they often turn out to be more self centered/ less empathetical.

>>676520491
Not a problem, don't be a fool, wrap your goddamn tool. It's not just to stop you from pumping a baby into an ungrateful cunt. Some sloots have something down there that will getcha.

>>676502500
Wife sounds like a real cunt, give her ass a chemical abortion and then peace the fuck out. Good luck you poor fucker. Next time bag it before you tag it.

>>676520730
you counter that by not sticking them infront of a tv all day, taking them outside to play so that there mind can travel outward and not inward.

>>676502500

>No pussy for a year and a half because that's the rule

No, that is her bullshitting you. You need to talk with her, that's fucked up.

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>>676502500
start fapping nigger

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>>676520905
Agreed. Then again never raised a kid. I just agree based on general principal and outside observation.

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Neeeerrrrrreeee

>>676502500
Go to the gym.
Get /fit/.
Flirt with other women when your wife's around.
Sounds scummy, but she needs to know she can be replaced.

Long story short: if she does not want to find solution to this MUTUAL problem, if she thinks that's your problem only, then dump her. What kind of person denies intimacy from the one she love and is unwilling to even discuss about it? Eventually she will get bitter and start bitching about EVERYTHING. If you can't satisfy eachother sexually you can't satisfy eachother in other ways either. You can take my advice or leave it... But when you notice that you're the one to blame for everything, when nothing you do is right... Please remember what I said. And remember. It's never too late to leave.

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>>676521093
Well i have a daughter, her name is Zoe. growing up i was pretty much raised by TV Mr.Rogers was the model of parental knowledge for me and i took most of what he said to heart. Man was a badass in the sense that he knew volumes about raising a child and instilling self worth into them at a very young age along with the thirst to nurture their burgeoning intelligence. Try looking his program up to learn more.

Link kind of related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM

>>676502500
>Infidelity is straight out of the question, porn too
no it isn't

If this is real you are the biggest pussy to ever walk the face of the earth.

>>676521371
And btw: I've divorced twice and have total amount of 3 kids - financially I'm fubared but otherwise happy and have nowadays - again - healthy and active sexlife with my 3rd wife :) Don't waste your years trying to survive with dry well.

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Sky hook. This can save you. I found something plane related that can help OP out. We need to extract OP using the 1980s sky hook system.

Just fuck around, get a side chick, she won't notice if you're smart.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

Im tired as shit but ill leave this thread with another thought. A child is just like what bob ross was dealing with. A blank canvas and the lyrics from melody sheep also apply to raising a child

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Signing off OP I'm sorry you picked the wrong wife. Farewell annons.

>>676522371
thank you plane anon. god speed