[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
>>676494178 Continued Poorly describe vidya: This time
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 7
File: 1649704232.gif (135 KB, 200x172) Image search: [Google]
1649704232.gif
135 KB, 200x172
>>676494178
Continued

Poorly describe vidya:

This time you shits had better try edition
>>
sup guys
>>
>beat fat weeaboo
>beat gang leader
>save someone from burning building
>almost get blown to bits
>beat demon-looking-dude in basically hell
>beat developers
>all seemingly within normalcy for MC
>>
yo
>>
>>676499368
Sup bro
>>
>>676499070
>you ride
>you hover
>you gangsta
>>
Fart on Nazi Zombies

No one got it yet, despite being pretty easy
>>
Anyone gonna guess this now?

It's basically GTA for kids but with so many allusions to pop-culture, movies, tv shows and 18+ rated games that adults can enjoy it too.
>>
>>676499528
the dick of truth
>>
WORK YA DAMN NAG

This one's fucking easy
>>
>>676499658
Hint?
>>
>>676499497
Saints Row 4
>>
‍‎‍‍‍‍>ayy lmao
‍‎‍‍‍‍>pew pew
‍‎‍‍‍‍>M
>>
>drop in on beach
>fight soldiers, rescue prisoners
>defeat boss
>jklol aliens
>get kidnapped
>time to go to space
>totally not mother brain
>>
>>676499980
echo the dolphin
>>
>left 4 dead 2: parkour edition
and
>cut the wings off other planes to kill them
>>
>Rainbow boots
>Rows upon rows of campfires
>>
>>676499687
Right.
>>
>>676499870
It's on a Nintendo console
>>
>>676499954
Destroy All Humans
>>
>>676500052
nah

Sounds like I need to play Ecco though
>>
>>676499954
Halo
>>
Skeleton sells you tickets to the afterward.
Turns out his company is corrupt.
>>
>>676499658
BULLY
>>
>>676500134
AYYY LMAO
>>
>>676500091
PoonScape
>>
>>676499658
One of them newfangled LEGO games?
>>
>>676500197
Grim Fandango
>>
>Set up a shop
>Pay a debt
Also there's dungeons
>>
>>676500197
Grim Fandango?
>>
>>676500053
Dying Light
>>
>>676500226
Kek, correct
>>
>>676500053
Dying Light and idk
>>
>>676500272
Reccapitalism?
>>
>>676500347
Correct!
>>
>Terraria
>You have to dig to the middle of the fucking planet
>>
>>676500230
Yes, go on.
>>
>"NEXT!"
>>
>loads of explosions and stuff
>makes you feel crazy agile
>loads of fun exploits but none are game breaking, so there's no skill ceiling
>>
>>676499586

I'll accept that

>Use a gun and a sword and look at some titties in the game in hidden areas
>hint: old game that got a remake
>>
>>676499980
Contra?
>>
>>676500394
Papers please
>>
>>676500392
Starbound
>>
>>676500394
Papers, Please

Glory to Arstotzka
>>
>>676500271
>>676500281
Mhm.
>>
>>676500393
Lego Cities or whatever on WiiU? I haven't played one since the star wars games.

>>676500421
Same genre, but no.
>>
>>676500478
Yuezzir.
>>
>>676500394
Glory to Arstotska Comrade
>>
>>676499980
metal slug 3
>>
>play games all day
>friend is in a coma
>MON'AMIII
>>
>be secret agent
>find hot chick
>she dies lol
>defeat evil bald dude
>oh shit clones
>jk about girl dead, lolclones
>evil bald dude comes back lolclones
>shoot dude in face with rocket, escape in VTOL
>>
>mortal kombat spinoff
>play as kano
>kick sonya blade ass
>rape sonya blade ass

hint: its a porn game
>>
Hard, but it's ranked among top 10 DS games so someone must be able to get it:

Japanese warlords use their pet monsters to conquer their world.
>>
>be american
>stop a terrorist plot
>great metacritic score
>>
>>676500507
Yeh boiii
>>
>Wake up after really long snooze
>Waifu is going batfuck insane
>Wake up another guy who's been asleep even longer
>He's pissed
>>
>>676500636
Correct.
>>
>America and China vs ISIS
>>
>>676500529
Yeah, LEGO City for the WiiU.
>>
leaf fire water
>>
>Romance avians
Literally easiest one in this thread
>>
>>676500286
a winrar is you.
>extraction in: 1:28
>>
>>676500394
papers please
>>
>>676500761
Pokemans
>>
>Spy on a company
>Run around in a mansion
>Spy on the government
>AYY LMAO
>Save the galaxy
>>
>>676500775
Hatoful Boyfriend
>>
>>676500775
Hatoful Boyfriend lol
>>
>>676500724
Vampire - bloodlines?
>>
>>676500786
The Division
>>
>I gots a bracelet, yay
>gotta go raise monsters
>WHY ARE THE FINAL BOSSES SQUIDS
>>
>>676500786
The Division
>>
>>676500865
>>676500868
Nice.
>>
>>676500669
Mortal Cum-Butt
>>
>>676499070
>blood
>blood
>blood
>Crying pink man and his horse friend
I'm bad at describing stuff but it's weird
Rpgmaker game
>>
>In spess with GF
>oh noes alium attack
>tfw GF gone
>yell at a dumb blonde bimbo through a headset
>tfw GF is an alium
>>
>>676500887
man, didn't take you fuckers long at all.
>shoot hitler in the balls
>>
>zombie outbreak
>fight it with an office tool
>and a duracell battery
>but no gun this time
>>
>Meet talking blue mammal in TV
>Save your city
>>
>>676500928
my man
>>
>>676500827
ew no fuck pokemon
>>
>Sister is kidnapped by faggot bird
>Steal back sister and kill that fucking bird
>In return bird master steals other girl
>Triangles
>>
>>676500981
Sniper Elite V3
>>
>Point blank with rifle
>82% chance to hit
>>
>>676500944
Binding of Isaac
>>
>One life
>Secure objective
>Die in one shot every game
>Even when I shoot first
>uninstall
>>
>>676501023
Wind Waker
>>
>>676501023
wind waker
>>
>>676500675
HINT:
>conquer the world yourself to summon the God monster

HINT 2:
>This game is a spinoff of the famous franchise
>>
>>676500675
Dragon Quest
>>
>>676500738
Black Ops 2
>>
>>676500414
Shadow Warrior?
>>
>>676501042
Xcom
>>
>>676501047
Nope.
>>
>>676500983
Day Z
>>
>>676500883
Nope.
>>
>>676501092
csgo.
>>
>>676501092
Rainbow 6 Seige
>>
>>676501124
Nope, but not bad.
>>
>>676501042
fallout 4?
>>
>From the creator of Chasm Tale
>You're a squid
>>
>>676501125
naw
>>
>Spawncamp the enemy team
>"IM GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS OVER HERE"
>Circlejerking over the helicpoter
>>
>>676501146
Ye
>>
Anime hitman
>>
>>676501180
Negative. It's a fairly new game
>>
>>676501042
Sexcum: Enemy Unblown
>>
>>676500134
nailed it
>>
>>676501193
Nailed it.
>>
>>676501210
Octodad
>>
>>676501210
Splatoon
>>
>>676501093

>>676501117
Winrar
>>
>>676501118
Pokemon conquest
>>
>>676501118
Pokemon Conquest
>>
>do thing
>shit hits fan
>puzzles
>die a lot
>>
>Spray patterns
>>
>>676501315
>>676501308
DING DING!
>>
>>676501282
>>676501290
Nope
>>
>>676501167
nah
>>
>>676501363
L4D
>>
>didny
>ds
>>
>>676501216
Battlefield
>>
>>676501216
Battlefield Bad Company 2 or Battlefield 3
>>
>>676501327
added hints
>zombies
>aliens
>humans
>>
>Suddenly every pokemans is a wind-up toy
>>
>run from pterodactyls as you fulfill your destiny
>which involves catching a deadly disease

Good luck
>>
>>676501141

Yup!

>Go out and find a water chip
>>
>better than undertale
>be a robot
>meet bunny people
>meet another robot
>HUZZAH!
>>
>life is hunger games
>but is forever repeating hunger games
>not hunger games
>>
>>676501510
Oh, Pokemon Ranger!
Took me a moment
>>
>>676501435
>>676501440
Yup, was thinking specifically bf3
>>
>plastic handcuffs
>"HANDS UP"
>cant jump
>>
>>676501510
pokemon rumble
>>
>>676501533
Fallout
>>
>>676500944
More hints
>short game
>bags of blood are an item you can use to heal yourself and others
>>
>>676501533
Fallout
>>
>>676501533
Dat OG fallout
>>
>>676501041
christ, I need to make these tougher.
>hacker
>doing it for your niece I guess
>shit tier
and
>sandnigger killing simulator
>mods are the best part
>community is shit tier
>>
>two dudes
>swords
>throw sword, get eaten
>>
>>676501545
dont starve
>>
>>676500996
Hint:
>Solve a murder involving TV's
>>
>>676499697
Redidlydemption
>>
>>676501544
Cave Story
>>
>>676501605
Winrar
>>
>>676501669
Persona?
>>
>>676501649
Niddhogg
>>
>>676501643
1. Watch Dogs
2. Idk
>>
>>676501738
Yep. Persona 4
>>
>you, a website, and some memes
>defeat old-internet memes
>final boss is a website owner known for stealing content
Good luck anons, this shit's ancient for an internets game
>>
>>676501643
Watch dogs
>>
>>676501691
winrar
>>
>>676501643
#1 is Watch Dogs
>>
>>676500677
spec ops the line
>>
>>676501643
Watch dogs
>>676501649
Nidhoggor or some shit like that
>>
>Gta but with hacking
>>
>connect to server
>buy guns
>get killed by other player
>other players break rules
>admin bans you

Bonus points if you can name the specific type of server i described
>>
>>676501742
Bingo.

>Dip, dip, potato chip
>Muh immersion
>>
>>676501643
1st is Watch Dogs
2nd is probably Insurgency
>>
>>676501545
The Culling
>>
>Talking nodules
>Messiah shit going on
>Adventure game
>Early 2 puzzles are amazing
>Everything else is finished for you
>4 people made this
>Whens the sequel
>>
>>676500738
Command and conquer generals
>>
>>676501816
DarkRp
>>
>>676501815
Watchdogs
>>
>>676501811
nah brah
>>
>>676501816
Sounds suspiciously like cs jailbreak or something
>>
>>676501611
>>676501626
>>676501642

Yes!

>Underwater soccer
>>
Walk into the woods, be sad and alone for several months. Get paranoid and shit, but everything is actually exactly normal.
>>
>>676501657
no because your not pit against other players forever
>>
File: lsdpepe.jpg (174 KB, 735x1088) Image search: [Google]
lsdpepe.jpg
174 KB, 735x1088
>>676501909
Winrar.

Here's your bonus points: lsd pepe
>>
>>676501831
close but no
>>
>nigger
>you are supposed to use stealth
>ayy lmao is winter now
>>
>>676501982
firewatch
>>
>>676501986
DayZ
>>
>Everyone plays it
>You can't quit
>You just lost
>>
>>676501898
You got it
>>
>fart knight
>>
>>676502068
The game
>>
>>676502068
Thug Aim
>>
>>676502068
The Game
>>
>>676499070
theres some friends and one of them has lunch
>>
File: icwutudidthar.gif (301 KB, 270x271) Image search: [Google]
icwutudidthar.gif
301 KB, 270x271
>>676502068
>>
>>676502119
loserar
>>
>Bitch wife makes me go shopping
>Stick a firearm inside of a feline's ass
>Piss on people
>Matches permanently in inventory
>>
>>676501523
Hint:
>spend early game failing at every spell or missing every swing
>>
>>676502067
close but no cigar
>>
No one guessed this in the last thread
>Floating island
>Surface below
>Gay guy with a large tounge fucks shit up on the surface
>Gotta go down there and fix shit up
>>
>have overly controlling girlfriend
>get drunk
>Fuck Blondie
>Friends die
>Blondie is crazier than girlfriend
>Climb naked
>Bartender is god?
>Blondie is god?
>Girlfriend is pregnant and you are dead
>not really.jpeg
>>
>niece gets rekt
>you become hackerman
>>
>>676502200
Postal 2
>>
>play as cowboy ninja
>kill other cowboy ninjas
>graphics like borderlands
>>
Feminist fucked a bunch of guys and made a game
>>
>>676501966
I'd say FFX.
>>
>>676502224
Dragon's Dogma
>>
I'll use this dril tweet to describe it
>one of my neighbors kicked my big flaming barrel of shit and piss over & spilled burning waste all over my yard just because im an irish man
>>
>terrible anime
>even worse game

Those are your only hints, and are still a dead giveaway
>>
>>676502046
bingo
>>
>>676502200
Postal
>>
File: 1458802193803.jpg (156 KB, 500x704) Image search: [Google]
1458802193803.jpg
156 KB, 500x704
>>676500217
>>
>>676502200
Postal 2?
>>
>>676502200
Postal
>>
>>676502245
Yehh Boiii
>>
>>676502242
Watchdoges
>>
>>676501210
Hint
>Pixelated
>Made by the guy who made Cave Story
>>
>>676502262
Depression Quest?
>>
>>676502236
Some weird as game with sheep.
Forgot name.
Faggotpie played it.
>>
>>676502272
Nope.

Its Morrowind guys...
>>
>fly around
>in space
>powered by gamespy
>>
>>676502383
you fuckin know it
>>
>>676502235
>Also really shitty motion controlls
>>
>Run
>Run
>Run
>Run
>Get sniped
>Repeat
>>
>>676502236
CATHRINE
>>
>White Wolf paints
>>
>>676502527
Zelda Skyward Sword
>>
>You're a bee
>Catchy as fuck theme song
>>
>>676502471
Charlotte
>>676502236
>>
>>676500724
Hint: Big ass fuckin' ship
>>
>>676502614
okami
>>
>spend 10 minutes trying to open the fucking hatch because faggot crewmember is smoking
>regarded as one of, if not the, worst game ever
>>
>>676499413
>all from the comfort of your vehicle
>>
>>676501683
Correcto
>>
>>676502635
A winrar is you
>>
>"Humen" discover weird stone in planet
>Stone was galaxy map
>Find hyperdrive jump device
>Test it
>Come back
>Planet got rekt
>>
>>676502663
Yes
>>
>>676502643
buck bumble
>>
CYKA BLYAT
>>
>>676502466

Winrar

Bird in backpack, collect puzzle pieces, throw green bitch off tower
>>
>>676502643
Bee Movie Game with the voice talent of Jerry Seinfeld.
>>
>>676502681
Silent Hunter
>>
Hint: Free game on steam

>Lesbian becomes king of Mars
>>
>>676502807
CS:GO
>>
>>676502807
CS:GO
OR
STALKER
>>
>>676502839
Banjo kazooie
>>
>driving game
>nothing stops you
>not even the edge of the map
>go faster than sanic
>>
>>676502839
Banjo-Kazooie
>>
>>676502236

Catherine
>>
>>676499938
No, it was AirBlade for PS2
>>
>>676502908
>>676502883
Ye csgo
>>
>>676502868
nope.
hint: motion control, revived old school game
>>
>>676502950
Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing
>>
>>676502950
Big Nigz: Over the Physics Engine
>>
>>676502950
Big rigs over the road racing?
>>
>don't try to drive off the edge of the map
>god will punish you
>>
>>676503044
Fuckin' Jak X
>>
File: xoGV64H[1].gif (319 KB, 350x174) Image search: [Google]
xoGV64H[1].gif
319 KB, 350x174
>>676502270

Correct! as a bonus here's the story for FFX-2.5 (Literally not even making this shit up google it)

>Be a vigilante on a bicycle breaking people's windows on their houses and doing a retarded obstacle course at the end of each level
>>
>Go to dispose mother's ashes to place
>there's a fucking civil war between the king and people
>have to solve these motherfuckers problems
>>
>pick a god
>build an empire to kill all other empires on the map
>or build something nice
>>
>>676503044
Cars 2 for the Nintendo 3DS
>>
>>676500724
HOLY SHIT YOU DENSE CUNTS,

HALO 4
A
L
O

4
>>
>>676502281
Naruto
>>
>>676500983
>arguably the best in its genre
>that's not a high bar, Ms. Beacon
>>
>>676503173
Farcry 5
>>
File: 9hcCBaK[1].png (318 KB, 409x613) Image search: [Google]
9hcCBaK[1].png
318 KB, 409x613
>>676503034
Win-rar.

Pic related
>>
>>676500675
Pokemon Conquest, or whatever it was called?
>>
>>676503173
Wingsuit Simulator 2014
>>
>>676503216
Finally somebody gets it.
>>
>A great game series ruined by cars
>>
>>676503192
Age of Mythology?
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 7

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.