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>>676493950
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Also I love that scaily belly
post some erotic gore, torture, or necro.
>Meow
>>676494143
>Also I love that scaily belly
Yeah I wonder how it would feel like to lay on it
>>676494301
Cant't help you out there. I like them living, and maybe lightly tortured if it's hawt but nothing to bad so I don't have any
Requesting the cutest stuff you got :3
>>676495356
Guess that depends a lot on what you'll find cute but I'll try
>>676494490
Soooooo nice
>running your hands over her smooth scales
>feeling the ridges
>they would have some flex so her belly would have a soft feel with the flexable scales on top
Muh dick!
>they don't like cubs
>>676497634
What would you choose? Pussy or ass? Her pussy might be a little on the loose side, but still nice
>>676497634
Im alright with cubs
>>676497863
Pussy for sure and hope the condom breaks.
>>676497399
Uh-uh, that's exactly what I'm having in mind. I would berry my dick all the way in her, but only after feeling up all that gorgeousness. hnnghh
>>676498006
>Im alright with cubs
kek
>>676498096
>Pussy for sure and hope the condom breaks.
Well you can use your own condom, so nobody will prevent you from preparing it..
>>676497399
Also their body could be quite cold (they are cold blooded right?). But nothing preventing us to lay on a stone in the sun all day, caressing and playing around.
nerds
>>676499111
Hai Mr. snek
How's it going people?
>>676499418
Not much, just horsing around
>>676499730
ok, should be sleeping but not.
>>676499826
boo
>>676499730
Fluffy and nice so far, you?
>>676499957
>boo
Hm? Did I miss something?
>>676500163
i was booing your pun
>>676499957
Should be as well.
>>676499996
Had a painful experience playing magic with one of my flatmate's guests.
>>676500329
Hah, yeah it's awful I know. But I like it.
>>676498305
>>676498763
Or she would want you to warm her up and would hug you close aND press your head against her cool belly.
Fuck scaily bellies are so fucking hot.
>>676500374
>Should be as well.
Should be awake but want to sleep. Life's hard.
>>676500374
>Had a painful experience playing magic with one of my flatmate's guests.
What was happening? I don't play magic so I may have no idea what you're talking about tho
>>676500483
Isn't she from One Piece
>>676500625
Well it was painful because they have played maybe 3-4 games with me before. And yet I still have to tell her to read the fucking cards every time she tries to do anything.
>>676500715
might well be possible. I haven't seen lots of one piece yet but I know 'er from somewhere so maybe
>>676500869
all your post lack dubs...kill yourself
>>676501085
>>676500658
>>676500843
>And yet I still have to tell her to read the fucking cards every time she tries to do anything.
kek but at least it was a grill, so there's that I guess. Still an awful experience, should get better after a few times but seems you're out of luck
>>676501063
yep, she is.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Too bad she has a dick. And not a feminine dick at that.
you know what would be the shit? if it was a shark, dressed as a nurse...because fucking nurse shark...my brain would explode
>>676501417
>Absolute Haram
>>676501367
\o
>>676501267
Unfortunately so. Naturally it had to be one of my annoying flatmate's guests. Same as the guy who stole my scotch.
>>676501367
How's it going broski?
>>676499111
That image takes me back in time every time
>>676501519
fite me nerd
>>676501479
I lold, then she could bite you plus take care of the bite afterwards. Pretty rad
>>676501479
Does this help?
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/720225/d4283abf84/
>>676501589
Yoho, how goes it?
>>676501595
Love that artist!
Getting ready for bed, how goes?
>>676501653
I don't deal with casuals!
>>676501725
NM, just adjusting to lag because I just came back from S.C.
>>676501595
>Unfortunately so. Naturally it had to be one of my annoying flatmate's guests. Same as the guy who stole my scotch.
Oh yeah I remember that scotch dick. I don't understand why you'd even want to play with them. I mean, why if they aren't even friends but just annoying?
>>676500487
You would try to embrace her with every inch of your body because it is made of warm. She'd really love it, even more on cloudy days.
>>676501479
Ask and you shall receive
>>676501789
Drinking shitty bourbon to numb the pain of the crappy mtg game I just played.
>>676501915
Because it's faster to play a game than it is to deal with her whining for hours. Honestly there are maybe 2-3 people who are tolerable out of the people my flatmate brings over. Unfortunately the guy who owns the place, my other flatmate, actually likes all these fuckwits so I can't do shit about them showing up all the damn time. Except stash my booze and get trashed so I don't kill any of them or die of an aneurysm from their stupidity. Been very close to smoking again these past few weeks.
>>676502401
You can handle bourbon!? Lucky...
>>676502401
lol not bad anon, not bad
>>676501589
I preffer the naked version.
>>676502656
I haven't seen that version yet I think
>>676502504
Dude Because my of my grandfather's extensive collection I may as well be a Whisky connoisseur. I drink this shit daily, only thing that I can't handle straight is Absinthe.
>>676502615
Thank you kindly sir.
>>676502752
>>676502401
>Honestly there are maybe 2-3 people who are tolerable out of the people my flatmate brings over. Unfortunately the guy who owns the place, my other flatmate, actually likes all these fuckwits so I can't do shit about them showing up all the damn time
Oh wow that really does sound like shitty evenings, I was also living in a flat once with a dickhead and his druggie friends. (I also take drugs so nothing against them, but they were trash). Came home one evening and they sold my valuables (like computer, tv and stuff) for crack. Bastards, really.
Sucks so bad having people in the flat all the time who are total dickheads and assholes. Even more if they can't refrain from touching your fucking stuff. Can't stand that at all.
>>676502752
What would that be, sloppy...23rds? Ew. Just a mess!
>>676502841
Why do you drink daily?
>>676503017
Neat, yeah I like that one more too. Also better resolution cool!
>>676502752
>>676503122
dubs confirms...i'd have to pass on that sticky situation, alittle too much frosting on the cake
>>676503139
>Why do you drink daily?
Not that anon, but drinking almost daily had kept me sane for a long time. Then things got overboard until I drank 1.5-2l whisky every 2-3 days. Fucked up, then it did the opposite of keeping me sane. Have cut down now though, lucky to not be a total alcohol
>>676503337
I mean, there's a party and then there's just a massacre, would she even have any traction? Pass definitely.
>>676503681
But how? Not being sober for everyday life? Is your life that bad?
>>676503093
The druggos are the most tolerable of the bunch aside the introvert af lesbo. Fucking sucks dude I'm glad they haven't started that shit on me.
>>676503139
My flatmate brings around fucktards that piss me off way to much when sober. At least drunk I'm numb-ish to them fucking me off.
>>676503681
Yeah I'm barely going through a quarter of a bottle a night, so I'm not too bad at the moment.
>>676503358
Argh, another thing I've seen that irks me, who would get full nose bridge piercings?! That just Looks painful! Argh.
>>676503731
it would be like a dam...you go to stick it in and it dumps out like a spilled milk glass...you go to fuck and your ass gets pregnant too but some fucking how....that's a bombing not a massacre
>>676503941
>face sitting
Even as a straight guy I don't get this.
I'm a terrible male I guess.
>>676503968
I am sorry to hear this, I wish you could be sober more often. Also, I appreciate all this artists' work.
>>676504097
>you get pregnant
And possibly syphilis and fleas. Eugh.
>>676504197
I've had a girl sit on my face. Clit stimulation, and especially with the tongue, can be a fun way to arouse your partner.
nite
>>676504558
Bye snake
>>676503943
>But how? Not being sober for everyday life? Is your life that bad?
Was not even bad, is worse now though since I've destroyed quite a bit due to that. In the beginning I just drank socially, because I'm quite introvert, anxious and shy so it helped. Then I did the same, but at home while chatting away on IRC. Lots of lolz were had. But then tolerance came more and more and I've ignored it. Hangover after 2l of whisky is absolute fucking hell, and I only didn't drink on that day because no way doing anything other than staying in bed. So it creeped up on me. Nowadays it makes me even more anxious and aware, exactly the opposite of what it did before. That's a good thing I guess, it keeps me from drinking all the time again. I do other drugs tho, but I've cut that down a lot too.
>>676504097
at least in a massacre there's some dignity in it, you still have a fighting chance....this is like the u.s just dropped 100 ugb's and your just watching the shit get closer and closer as it becomes your turn to get smothered in bukake
>>676504338
Well as soon as my flatmate stops bringing fucktards around I'll not have to drink every night to not feel the urge to beat the ever living fuck out of everyone.
>>676503731
about as much traction as a civic in a snow bank
>>676504541
Really?? Hmm. Well I can't say I've had the experience so maybe in missing out.
Also, gator/croc cocks are actually really fucking weird. Goddamn nature documentaries.
>>676504197
I quite like it, ex gf liked it a lot too. Teeth can be an issue if she likes it a bit to much and begins riding your face. Does sound less sexy as it is definitely. Wish I'll get a gf someday who likes it.
>>676504677
>>676504833
You just sink in and get more and more coated. Soon it looks like you took it instead of her! HA.
>>676503122
>>676503337
>>676503731
>>676504097
>>676504474
>>676504677
I seriously lol about you guys ranting over that. Top kek
>>676504558
Nite nite
>>676504628
Oh...I worry about you. Any other way for you to be able to relax?
>>676504777
Checked.
Also, maybe you should do it just once to get back your peace.
>>676504859
Ever seen pig cock?
And just make sure the girl has a clean ass, you don't wanna stick your nose in almost literal shit. And some girls taste really good.
>>676503987
That's actually quite ridiculous, true
>>676505042
all i keep thinking about is the fucking river of slime from ghost busters...
>>676504914
>teeth
Argh! Damn. Well I guess whatever works! Ha.
I figure her riding your face was kind of the point, unless you like ass in your nose. Or am I over thinking it?
>>676505156
Maybe, it was quite the stress relief last time. I'll wait until one does something directly to me.
>>676505473
he puts so much emphasis on the bewbs
>>676505379
I guess that's good, not purposely causing issues. Just hope it doesn't get to that point.
>>676505311
HA! it'll make you evil!
>>676505193
Totally.
>>676505156
Unfortunately yes. Fuck.
Eugh! Nasty. Well I kinda figured, and some guys are into that too, I mean, I wouldn't mind just trying it, just seems weird to me.
>>676505156
>Oh...I worry about you. Any other way for you to be able to relax?
Well now I keep myself sane by doing hobby stuff, electronics and programming and so on. Nerdy things. I'm quite prone to any and all addiction (had a speed addiction, alcohol thing, coke, benzos, you name it) so I have to stay more or less clear of substances, tho I don't want to stop completely. Thing is as soon as I have drugs I totally neglect all the things which bring me joy in life as the drugs are "better" short term. But soon the tables turn and even what used to entertain and make me happy now seems not appealing anymore. Then I have to go sober for a while again and find the joy in nerdy things again. Rinse and repeat.
Oh, and thanks for worrying. It's real nice to hear.
>>676505605
Then get out there and try it!
>>676505683
Just gotta find a girl who wouldn't mind a grinning idiot between her thighs! Fuck.
>>676505535
And it's awesome.
>>676505587
Oh I know it will and I'm going to enjoy it.
>>676505682
How long have you been sober this time around?
I just am glad to hear that you find a way to keep safe from negative thoughts by participating in positive hobbies.
>>676505779
That's like 86% of women out there, bro.
>>676505346
>unless you like ass in your nose. Or am I over thinking it?
Actually I liked face riding more the other way around, like clit directed to nose and ass away of you. Then the grill sits upright on your face. The other way like in the pic is nice for 69 but otherwise I prefer not to have so much ass everywhere. (Though I don't hate on ass and also eat it out if the grill is clean. I've only had one grillfriend yet but she tasted amazing overall)
>>676505605
how cum it's all over her though? Fur real can some one answer this? Before you tail this comment with bullshit answers, so i don't have to wolf down all the replies....what exactly happened?
>>676505891
Then is waiting really worth it?
>>676506005
I'm a patient guy. I'll wait until the right moment.
>>676505976
ill let myself out
>>676506191
The only Furry saint I know.
>>676505907
>How long have you been sober this time around?
It's now been a week, but I've got drunk with a good friend since it was my birthday not just because. I try to avoid drinking alone because that's what fucked me up. When I drink with friends and when I drink alone I don't get anxious, and as I can't be drunk with friends all the time that's kinda self regulating as long as I don't drink at home alone. But usually I still get shitfaced 2-3 time per month in a social setting. My tolerance is also going down and no kidney pains anymore. I still drink to much but meh, one thing after the other.
>I just am glad to hear that you find a way to keep safe from negative thoughts by participating in positive hobbies.
Yeah me too, I can honestly say that I'd be dead already without all my hobbies. Helps with depression and dependence, motivation and general well being. It's amazing, I can't understand how so many people don't have hobbies but are still happy.
>>676505976
Goddamn it Carlos.
anyone got the comic with the two i guess fox things and the like warp dudes into there world an like fuck em
>>676506404
People find bliss in ignorance. You didn't, and sought to change that.
>>676506580
>anyone got the comic with the two i guess fox things and the like warp dudes into there world an like fuck em
That description awakes my curiosity, may expand dong too
>>676506362
I wouldn't say saint. I'm going to make beating the crap out of whoever pisses me off more amazing.
>>676506667
Yeah I guess you're right.
Dunno, the guy I'm living with right now literally does nothing else than watching TV all day. Has no job and doesn't even like going on the computer. He literally has nothing to talk about, but he seems quite happy. Not the smartest guy around but he's always in a good mood and I don't think he's faking that. People are weird.
>>676506995
>I'm going to make beating the crap out of whoever pisses me off more amazing.
Way to go buddy
>>676506995
your shoe's untied
>>676506671
>chubby with claws
God fuck I'd make my dick hurt over her.
>>676506995
>>676507147
Personally I didn't even have the balls to fuck them up after they stole all my shit. Regarding stuff like that I'm a total pussy. Therefore I salute your balls
>>676507147
>>676507168
>>676507309
You're all too kind.
>>676507309
>Naylor
Myeh.
It's nice at least.
>>676507901
cute
>>676506995
>>676506995
Godspeed, anon. Please be safe.
>>676507084
Hey, simple things for simple minds. I found the smarter I was, the less happier I was.
Good luck.
Goodnight everyone. Filenames, out.
>>676508311
Laters broski
>>676508311
>Goodnight everyone. Filenames, out.
See you around dude, take care
>>676508311
>I found the smarter I was, the less happier I was.
Yeah that's so true. I've talked with a lot of people in the local hackerspace about that and they all agree on that point. To bad, I don't know if I'd prefer to happy and dumb or smart and miserable. Or maybe I'm dumb an miserable lol
>>676508530
What does she look so angry about? Red nipples?
>>676508725
Eh, only time I'm ever happy is when I'm travelling to somewhere new. Or when I'm flirting successfully.
>>676493950
holy shit. i think i may have a shiny color fetish
>>676509055
It's so awesome yeah. I like raves and raver grills so it's kinda natural for me
