make a bong

>>676494036
you didnt even tell me what to do in your roll you faggot

Put into your ass

masturbate with it

>>676494166
>installingvlc.jpg

>>676494166
Requesting gif of cone going in man's ass

who the fuck are you?
This is a thing in my town, i did a bunch of acid once and stole about 11 cones

>>676493887
Duck tape it to a phone pole, the higher the better

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>>676494335

Push both your balls through the hole in the top then cum on the 8 to turn it into a 6

Rubberband a glove into the top hole and fuck it

>>676494478
im from chicago, i do this too

>>676494481
fucking close, rerolling

>>676493887
give it back and apologize by saying

Sry,i thought this was your mom,so i fucked it.
turns out its not as shallow as she is.

Record that,and call it a social experement to get away with it.

Set your penis on the top of it

>>676494503
You're doing gods work anon

Break shit with it

shit in the pylon

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You should try and steal a better TV next time

Put a pipe bomb in it and replace a normal cone on the side of the road with it

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>>676494633
i only get dubs when they are meaningless

>>676494669
Roll for this

>>676494830
i use it to play my nes, the new tv fucks with the resolution and shit
>>676494999
noice trips

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>>676494999

pylon in pooper

Lick the top of the pylon

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op here, willing to use a machete in ideas at no extra charge

>>676495795
Is that the jungle master?

>>676495795
Machete in pylon in pooper

use as fleshlight

>>676495920
the one and only

they call me reverend jungle master

>>676495941
Rolling

>>676495988
so close, but so far, thanks for playing

>>676493887
Eat it

Put an egg on the top of the pylon and chop it with machete.

>cut off the flat bottom part
>wear it around your neck
>put the cone part on your head
>go streaking while screaming "I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE"
>Post pics
>???
>Profit

>>676496708
Rollin' for this

>>676496722
rerolling

As much potential as this could have, I can not think of a single thing to do with a traffic cone. Can you fit your dick in the smaller hole at the top?

>>676496722
rolling again

>>676496708
Ballsack rollin

>>676496722
>inb4 83 get

>>676493887
nail it to the wall

>>676493887
Build a gateway and warp in some zealots

>>676496961
rr

throw at random person on sidewalk

>pylon

If dubs write "I'm a stupid fucking faggot for calling this object a "pylon"instead of a "traffic cone"" on it.

Also lick it.

Return it

>>676493887
Leave it at the ambulance entrance at a hospitals emergency room area.

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where my gets at?

last pylon i glued the bottom and set on fire full of gasoline

cum on it with time stamp

>>676496722
rr

ok time for a get
Eat as much as you can.

>>676496722
Rollin for this

Up the ass it goes

Cap the bottom, fill with a mixture of Aluminum Oxide mixed with rust in a 50/50 ratio. Set on top of a manhole cover or large metal grate. Light with magnesium and blow torch.

Stand aside plebs I got the Winrar

Use machete to cut holes in walls and use the cone as a room to room peephole

Shove it up your ass

>>676497256
rol

Put it in your fridge and throw the fridge on your street faggot, op won't deliver.

Sharpie...errr, traffic cone in the pooper

>>676493887

you are as retarded as I was in college.

Freshman year of college I stole 27 of those from a truck outside of a residence hall that was being renovated.
I bought a huge roll of caution tape from Home Depot for like a buck twenty five and proceeded to put a couple cones up in front of the dining hall and put caution tape over the doors.
In the morning students going for breakfast thought it was closed and left; I would like to think, I, perhaps, was responsible for at least a few students having a really bad morning due to lack of breakfast.
I went on to do this to several other dining halls, computer labs, and even every bathroom in an entire residence hall until I ran out of cones.
Or you could just stick one up your ass on Omegle.

pylon in toilet, piss in top

>>676498302
man, i just love these things. they have so much power and its just a fucking orange cone

>>676498327
rolling for this

>>676498302
I don't think you or anyone else in this thread realize how fucking expensive street cones are.

Stick it up your but.

steal three more.
Do nothing with any of them.

Poop in it

>>676498608
Rolling

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>>676494999

>>676498608
I'd like to see this as well. ;)

>>676498658
Rolio

Do nothing.
Just leave it there.

>>676498658
Rollerino

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yall niggas making the pylon blush

>>676498658
This

>>676499026
Fuck that filthy slut

Go to chipotle and use it as a blow horn to announce that there was an ecoli outbreak

stick in toilet, wide end down, attempt to piss in top

Fuck the cone

>>676498585
$25?
That ain't shit. Unless you're saying that construction companies purposefully overpay for them in order to profit...

>>676499180
Rollio

>>676498585
after 150, the gubermint can bill me

>>676499180
>>676499335
rollerblade for this

write nigger on cone, put back

>>676498700
my god! the dubs they...they exist

put a bomb in it and place it in a public bathroom

Tape both sides after you put a kitten into it, then throw it off of a building rooftop.
Pics please.

>>676493887
close the parking lot to your closest shopping mall

Tape to ceiling fan. Turn on.

smear your own shit all over the inside of it, and then put your head in it.

Call it a cone like a normal person you ass

Stand on chair try and poop in small hole

>>676499978
roll

Write "edijs delle" on it, then fuck it

>>676500048
again

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honoring someone who asked me to lick it, so op can deliver something

>>676500030
Roll

Beat someone with it.

>>676499978
rolling for this

Take it to a movie and insist on paying for it

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>>676496975

>>676500206
reroll

>>676500030
Rolliooo

>>676500292
Rollin.exe

take a picture of you butt naked, with the only censorship being your cock shoved into the top hole. post picture on here AND Facebook.

>>676497248
holy shit is that op? you're like 500 lbs

Glue it to the hood of a cop car.

>>676500208
fucking this

>>676499811
Roll

jack off and cum on it

>>676500427
this

Take all your clothes off, duct tape it to your head, put an American flag between your ass cheeks and run around your busiest mall yelling "freedom fighters unite".

>>676500441
ill have you know im a svelte 486

>>676500511
reroll

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>>676493887


I have a pylon story...kinda.

>1980's
>dad is telling me stories again
>this time about stealing a pylon
>explains to me why
>he and buddies got ounce of weed in HS
>set it on fire under a pylon
>lift pylon and big hits from top
>similar to gravity bong

They got really high supposedly...of course, not as high as he got when I smoked him out with some dabs last year.

>>676500427
holy fuck this

>>676500586
weed back in the 70s was goddamn shit

>>676500512
Reroll

>>676500427
T H I S

stab a drawing on the pylon

>>676493887
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

>>676497197
Rolling for this

>>676500030
Roll polly

nothing

>>676499978
OK

shave your facial hair then take a pic of you next to it.

>>676500999
another fucking set of 999 trips goddamn

>>676501020
Last roll

>>676495795
>put on reflective orange vest
>use cone to stop traffic
>machete dick off in front of captive audience.

>>676501044
rol

write your name and address on it then take a pic

>>676501115
any facial hair style? hitler stache perhaps?

>>676493887

u cant have steal 150 because this is number 83 you fag op is a lying fag

>>676501156
another

>>676501224
yes

Throw it at a stranger.

write nigger on it put it on a black persons lawn

>>676501211
nigga, do you think i stole them numerically?

>>676501263
this Ahab

>>676499978
for funny jokes

>>676501263
Roll

Do nothing with it

>>676501382
>>676501384
holy fuckers beatman

>>676501382 (<---- that one)
>>676501384

holy fuck

>>676501382
>>676501384
Son of a bitch

Draw a face tits and vag on it and sleep with it in your bed for a month.

>>676499978
do it fag

>>676500445
Rolling for this

>>676501554
rol

>>676501656
>rol
n

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>>676501465

>>6765000
Reeeroll

LETS DO THIS SHIT.

FUCKING, STACK THEM UP, PISS ON THROUGH THE WHOLE LIKE IF ITS A FUCKING PISS TUNNEL

>>676493887
>pylon

That's a cone, you jackass.

>>676501678
reroll

>>676501757
its a pylon to me

>>676501776
sigh

>>676501354

B8 accomplished

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Stole stuff too

Wear it on your head and timestamp apology for calling it a pylon. It's a cone you asshat

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if 83, i delete the thread

>>676500093
Neckbears, with a shitty attempt at some meximoustache. Not impressed anon

>>676501944

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>>676501757

Eat it

>>676501972
i never started the thread to impress people, i steal pylons for christs sake. do you think i have my life together?

>>676501972
>neckbears
/thread

>>676500208
Roll

>>676496722
Roll

leave cone wherever it is, come back to computer, start tinychat, kill yourself live.

>>676502350
roll

>>676500208
Rolling

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>>676502003

go run around your neighborhood wearing nothing but the pylon on your head and scream nigger over and over while doing it