>>676489916
You don't find b/ faggot, b calls you like Cthulhu calls the desperation nightmares and madness

>>676489916

ED. And ED probably through Uncyclopedia. Don't remember how I found any of those in the first place though. It was long ago.

4 on google

I honestly can't remember. I think someone mentioned 4chan on the Blockland forums and I probably decided to check it out and ended up coming back. which would mean I got here around 2009.

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>>676490569
It finds you, beckons you. Only those with souls dark enough, neckbeards thick enough, and fedoras tipped enough welcome the abyss that is /b/. Or, you know, you were looking up some weird porn.

>>676490569
this pretty much OP

>>676490569
>>676491136
Cringey newfags, 4chan and /b/ have been surface Web for years

know your meme

Either new grounds or ebaums world.
I miss early 2000s.

>>676489916
I don't remember...I think I must've heard someone mention it on IRC, when IRC was still well frequented.

>>676490569
/thread

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No idea.

>>676489916

backtraced it from a video chat log

i was looking of the rules of the internet and it was talking about /b/. looked it up and just stayed

>>676489916
Link from gurochan

Made the mistake of checking out what was explained to me as a "good site for porn"...

>>676493333
checked

joined anonymous on facebook, looked into their origins, found they came from this shit heap, and now 2 weeks later I'm still here.

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>>676494699
anonymous....on facebook? How does that shit make sense?

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>>676495063
make account with fake name, use guy fawkes mask dp, join anon groups and like anon pages

>>676495399
Why the fuck would you wanna do that? Get 0 benefits, AND be on a list? This shit is actually detrimental to anonymous, fuck the anon who thought of it.

back when i watched the japanese drama Densha Otoko came out around 2005
pretty much 2ch help geeky guy hook up with hot girl. looked up what 2ch is found out english version existed and here i am 10 years later

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I had a friend who personally showed me the site about 7 years ago after i mentioned playing "THE GAME" I bought the prior day.

>>676496237
Also started smoking lots of pot around that time

>>676495063
Captain newfag here makes so much sense it´s almost like it wasn´t bait...

>>676496621
I looked it up. There is an anonymous page on fb. Several actually. It could totally be true, people can be that moronic. I've seen worse.

>>676489916
I remember searching for camwhore caps in 2012/13 and it lead me here. Stuck around for a while then kinda lost interest. Came early last year and its like its a totally different place.

>>676489916
In high school, this guy in my art class who sat next to me who was always hitting on me (so far as to slap my ass one time, the prick, anyway) told me about it. He would always talk about metal, 4chan, and world or warcraft, but I never went on it then because he made it sound like such a shitty place (especially for girls). The only two rules he told me were rule 34 (or whichever one was about porn) and then tits or gtfo. So I didn't go on, for years, I never did. It wasn't until I started dating my current boyfriend (who has been on /b/ since he was like 14) that I actually decided to check it out. And honestly, I wish I'd checked it out sooner, sure there's tits and gtfo and people telling people to kill themselves, not to mention loli, but there are also a lot of lulz and a lof of good people, so yeah you gotta take the good with the bad, but I'd wish I'd new about the good a while ago. Anyway that's my story, sorry it's not in greentext. I realize it's kind of long.

TL;DR tit's or gtfo. I'm a newfag, tits or gtfo.

>>676489916
friend showed me 4 years ago.

>>676489916
really hot neighbor on the bus ride home one day, years later, we ended up making a plan if we weren't married at 25 we'd get married and have a bunch of cats. man I really want it to happen...

Around the time that shrek is love shrek is life video came out. Found the greentext and thus the website. I sorta was expecting le maymays. But I only lurked ylyl threads or greentext threads. Then I browsed other parts of 4chan, which include r9k, pol, e, co, a, vg, v, s, wsg. I really like wsg. Yes im a newfag.

Friends showed me bout 4 to 5 years ago. Ive tried to fight the urge to come back... But my life force is tied to this darkness. This 4chan.

>>676497110
Tits or gtfo. :)

>>676491619
lol but who do we believe?
>>676491375

>>676496869
Yes, I do actually agree... Except he wouldn't be bragging about his two weeks in here if he wasn´t trying to be edgy or something....

>>676497110
tits or gtfo is only meant for attention-whores anon.

>>676497359
always heard of 4 chan like years ago from many sites
didnt really pay much attention until i was really bored and decided to give it a try

>>676497689
yeah I know, thanks for actually sticking to that instead of just wantin to see some tits no matter what.

I think like facepunch or from guild member in the beginnings of WoW

>>676497689
Sound salty bro

>>676490971
are you me holy shit

i found ED from a spore (video game) forum

>>676489916
When I got cancer OP, I needed to meet with other cancerous faggots.

>>676497885
so are you saying that it isn't only for that reason, cause I also feel like it is somewhat to prove there is actually a girl on /b/ and to see titties.

>>676498140 oh no lol i agree completely, it just came off as salty to me.

>>676491375
years? 4chan has never been deep web. It's always been on the search engines and easy to get to. Even has several archive sites for all the posts.

stupid new fags

>>676497537
just curious (same person responding) did you read my whole comment or just the TL;DR version? cause I felt like the smiley face meant you read the whole thing, since it was kinda funny to post "tits or gtfo" after my story lol, but yeah I wasn't sure.

>>676498320
oh I see, hmm, I'm glad I asked

it was next to a

>>676496237
wait I just lost

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Came here 2005 or 6 I think, from somethingawful. Ive been here a long time, seen a lot of Shit. And yes, /b/ has always been Shit, just different flavours of Shit.

Its not pretty. But its home, ill stay here until it goes down for good.

>>676498518
Yeah I put it because of your post. I was just being a dick.

Heard about it on different sites I got curious and I'm here

>>676489916
Few years back a faggot in my class was complaining about 4chan, now I'm here

a wetback i used to talk to on another site used to come here alot
i used to lurk a little back then before i lost contact with everyone i talked to online

I decided to go full autistic retard and when I came too I just had spiderman, pedo, futa threads, everywhere.

Now I'm dieing of cancer thanks \b\

>>676499966
aw, this gives me hope, thanks for not being bitter, Oldfag.

>>676489916
I came for the old loli board
then migrated to /b/

>>676500193
lol thought so, it's cool, it was funny. Not posting my tits in this thread though, doesn't feel like the right vibe lol.

>>676500674
ha

>>676489916
My little sister/daughter (same person, don't ask) showed it to me. She is a /b/tard, so I won't go into detail, she don't know I am not just her big brother, but I'm her biological father. She is in the other room lurking now.

came across the story of Neal the Lightning Raptard. decided to check the source website. never have I been so surprised with the content I saw.

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I bought an account off some Italian nigger, who claimed to be a plumber.

>>676489916
>so anon, how did you find /b/?
Moot posted the 4chan thread on sa.

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>>676489916
Newfriend here. Afghanistan 2013. Cop Mushan, 4-9 Infantry. Get shitty wifi couple months in thanks to small antennae POGs put up. Get computer shack with 12 computers. First thing I do online? Not facebook to checkem on the pregnant wife or kid, instead type 10 weirdest websites. 4chan /b/ numero uno for most lists. Ever since I've learned how to get dubs and how to be an alcohol. Also, am more alpha than you, nothing you can do to prove me otherwise.

>>676501410
well damn, don't let her see this thread, unless you want her to know...

>>676501892
Real military fags copy pasta:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I was a member of a now defunct bba called Final Fantasy... something, and there was a random area called Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me, and they were constantly making references to 4chan.

>>676496237
You fucking cunt

>>676501902
That's why I never post the story of how she was conceived and only speak vaguely. ;) I nearly posted the story twice while hammered. Now I know when I get to buzzed, I log off 4chan for the night.

>>676502132

BBS

>>676502121
lel I love that one

>>676501892
lol i'm sorry did you just call it newfriend instead of newfag? either this is bait, you are a very big newfag, or just drunk...but either way it made me laugh

I used to jerk off to tentacle porn on iichan back when I was in middleschool and came here soon after.

>>676502444
super drunk cuz an alcohol also nice trips newfriend

>>676502600


Like weed leading to heroin, eh anon?

I found ytmnd while playing cs and it lead me here that was years ago lol

>>676497689
mentioning the fact that one is female on an anon imageboard is a form of attention whoring though

It was 2005 and I was getting bored of trolling the faggots at Jewgrounds and so I decided to check out the place that people were calling the asshole of the internet. I found it much more entertaining. Though, this place resembles the faggotry that is Jewgrounds these days so the jokes on me.

>>676502177
yeah, that's probably a good idea, how old is your daughter if you don't mind me asking out of curiosity? >>676497110 (not a creeper, just wonderin about the other ladies on /b/, reply I tagged was my own story)

>>676503152
>how old is your daughter
All I'll say on that is that she is a little over 14 years younger than me.

>>676503037


Everything new is gay again.

>>676502852
I've been told, but why is that so though? Are anon image boards only for males? Is mentioning your are male also attention whoring? Or does it only apply if you mention you are female, and if so why?

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I came here for rage comics during the great meme migration of 2007-2008. I actually waited until I was 18 to start browsing for some reason. I lurked Moar for about 5 years or so, and after that started posting in the occasional military related threads.

>>676503470
lol

>>676503351
Eww... that is the age difference between me and my brother.

>>676489916
The same way I find my women. With Chloroform.

Found about /int/ 'cuz krautchan and polandballs.
So yeah, i'm pretty much a newfag

>>676503351
okay well you could be any age, but I'm guessing she's like 15 since you're bein so sketch about it, no worries though, understandable, she's your fuckin daughter. no harm meant though, just a 23 femanon on /b/ myself so I was curious if there were other ladies my age on here.

'it's like something awful but free'

>>676503733
because girls know that they can get attention just for being a girl. if its relevant to a story they are telling or something, then thats another thing. if theres no reason for breaking your anon and mentioning what genitals you have, then why do it? its the same as tripfags, although less gay.

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>>676489916
Visited /b/ first time when i was 10-13 ish... thought it was shit but came to /s/ to fap. Only just got into /b/ after the fappening and discovered more boards eg. /pol/ /v/ /r9k/ /f/ /gif/ etc

Thank god for this site and especially for /s/. If it werent for the happiness this place has bought me i wouldve killed myself a long time ago and i wouldve became a beta cuck liberal

>>676496237
Theres no way to prove it but I went on without a loss for 2 years

>>676504429
Tits with timestamp or gtfo.

>>676489916
URL on IRC

>>676504629
#like #truth #realLife #disNiggaRightHere #100100100

>>676504429
Good guess, but I think she is reading this thread. I'm jumping off 4chan.

>>676504429
>23
>femanon
NOW HEAR THIS:
At This Time- Produce a JPEG of your Mammary Glands with Date Time Group or vacate the premises immediately.

I don't even remember, it was around when I was 16. 27 now.

Saw some pics of a girl posing with nintendo controllers and a light gun. Why'd she write /b/ on herself?

>>676505189
newest of friends

>>676504629
okay so you're saying that the culture is set up (because all the neckbeards rarely see real life titties) in a way that just by being a woman (but not by being a man) you get more attention, so that if you know this and take advantage of it you're being an attention whore and deserve tits or gtfo? If thats what you're saying, I think I agree. But yeah, just curious in your opinion then, was my admittance of being a femanon story from before>>676497110
attention whoring or relevant the story? I would argue that it was relevant this case, but I'm curios what you think?

>>676505085
>>676504768

that's only when you start a thread and whore out for attention stating you're a woman, you fucking newfaggots

>>676504768
>>676505085
With all the boobies on /b/ all the time, why you need femanons to show theirs? What if there was a Penis or Get The Fuck Off thingy?

OIFY

>>676505390
If admit girl
then tits or gtfo
else kys

>>676505412
Negative. Anyone who admits to being a fem is vying for attention, newfriend. Thus, we ask for mammary glands so that they know they aren't special. Lurk more, new friend :^)

>>676504768
yeah I'm not doing that, I don't think any of the times I've stated I've female have been for attention in this thread, and tits with a timestamp isn't the vibe of this thread anyway. I like this thread, and I'm not getting the fuck out. So you can eat a dick.

>>676505434
Then we would all show our penises. Anyone who admits to being a fem is vying for attention, newfriend. Thus, we ask for mammary glands so that they know they aren't special. Lurk more, new friend :^)

>anon announces they are female gender for no reason
>becomes attentionwhory and argumentative when called out

When a bitch doesn't post tits. You ignore them, don't feed the troll. Don't take the bait. Report, filter, move on with your day.

Unless there is an explicit need to break anon then don't fucking do it.

>>676505705
your new is showing matey

>>676504906
okay goodnight

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this little guy from know your meme .com showed me the way

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>>676505390
my personal opinion, i dont even care. i wasnt even reading most of the thread and i hadnt noticed that you identified as a gril, and if i had, i wouldnt have had a reaction because i dont care. i was just mansplaining other peoples attitude because i understand it.

>>676505754
Actually you do need to. Anyone who admits to being a fem is vying for attention, newfriend. Thus, we ask for mammary glands so that they know they aren't special. Lurk more, new friend :^) Also Chances are you will in the near future be able to chill out for the rest of your life while the superior Alpha works to pay your bills, buy your groceries, and take care of you. That is your privilege. On this website, you have no female privilege.

>>676489916
9 years ago from friends in eq1 guild

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>>676505412
>>676505840
no

>>676505793
Underfucking stood nig nog. Reported the bitch but responded just in case it was actually a split tail.Thanks Holmes Inspection.

>>676505705
>>676505512
>>676505434
>>676505412
>>676505085
>>676504768
>>676504893
>>676504629
lol this is getting ridiculous, who do we believe? Whose more old/newfag than who? What are the rules of /b/? What is the offical application of tits of gtfo? Should I should show my tits or not?

P.S. I'm probably not going to, and I don't really know what the old fag culture thinks I should do anyway so who cares (I'm a newfagmyself) hence story: >>676497110)but this is pretty funny. thanks for some of you for having my back.

>>676506650
>thanks for some of you for having my back.
y/w. That is why some of us never mention gender... boobie trolls with excuses.

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>>676506650
we are anonymouse we du knot 4give we doo knot 4 gett

>>676505390
makes sense, haha, probably why you were "mansplaining" instead of just saying tits or gtfo, you had me fooled though, i wonder if you don't care, how many others pretend to care? and who actually cares...yeah these are the big questions lol

>>676506999
Nice trips newfriend.

>>676505512
what happens if I don't do that though?

>>676489916
Know Your Meme, of all places. I used to just browse that place, and wondered where all the memes actually came from. Oh, and videos about the "Pools closed" thing.

>>676489916
somethingawful

>>676506650
The rules of /b/ are as follow: Post CP and you get banned.

Everything else is a meme.

>>676489916
hey OP can we get that comic flowing?
you know... for science

I think it may help me answer you better

>>676507602
It's not that good.

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>>676507119
i would assume everyone cares but me. even if everyone is retarded and only pretending to care about it, the result is the same. /b/ is like swimming through an ocean of dicks.

>>676507179
Then you sit in your lonely room with your lonely computer, all alone, like always. Thinking about friends but not leaving the dwelling. I'm a little too plump. I'm kind of awkward. I really need to clean my place up. I hate my job. I don't want to go back. Bills are due. Fuck it 4chan y knot.

>>676505793
honestly I kind of agree, but I seriously wasn't trying to get attention ( this time, yeah I'm a girl and sometimes I troll on anti-feminist threads) but I didn't want this to derail into a thing about tits, I only stated that i was female so that guy talking about his daughter would know i wasn't a creep, i actually really liked what this thread before people started posting about tits or gtfo, but i didn't ask for that shit.

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>>676507602
this anon knows what's up

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>>676489916
>how did you find /b/?
by clicking on the 'b' at the top of the page

>>676507673
my hand can make it good

>>676489916
>the news

Back in 2008 there was this news piece about 4chan and some school shooting. Had to check it out and I never left this place ever since.

>>676506053
So is it you that is reporting me now?

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>>676506650
>>676507514
Also, why the hate on loli?

>>676508029
be afraid

>>676507838
You can stop at literally anytime.

Just sayain.

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>>676507992
>implying implications

Somebody mentioned it on the WoW forums years ago so I checked it out because I was curious.

>>676506999
I'm not saying I don't troll by mentioning my gender. Lol I can't help it, it's too easy, and it can actually be pretty hilarious in anti-feminists threads sometimes. What I'm saying is that this time, I only mentioned I was female for non trolling reasons: to tell my story of how I found /b/, and to try to prove to that other anon that I'm not a creep. so yeah that's what I meant, but I guess I can see how you do think I'm justified. I kind of just wanted to thank them too, I don't agree with there postion, that was the point of the post, I'm undecided on whether or not I deserve the rush of tits of gtfoutery.

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>>676508729
Do you think you're life has improved with the introduction to 4chan?

>>676508827
You don't deserve it. You were looking to connect with fellow femanons. Well, at keast in this case. ;) You go girl!

>>676509294
>>676508827
>>676508051
Yo, dawg. Can I get some attention here?

>>676508856
There have been fun times
>Trolling on Habbo and club Penguin
>raiding literally every website and board that we didn't like
>ruining peoples lives in creative ways.
>the MODS antics
>all the Goddamn poon

Yup. This imitation Korean anonymous image board has kept me entertained for nearly a decade.

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>>676509415
Well as long as you're happy...

I don''t like the bit about ruining other peoples' lives though.

>>676489916
Newgrounds. fuck I miss Old Newgrounds

A friend of mine linked pictures of herself on /cgl/ back in 08 and I just kind of checked around the other boards out of curiosity.

>>676489916
I used to browse MemeCenter when and even create content. I'll admit it felt rewarding to have a couple thousand likes on my posts.

Some people reposted stuff from 4chan, I saw it mentioned in the comments, and became curious. Then I came here and grew the fuck up

>>676507073
wait but you agreed with >>676504629
when you said >>676504893 so you don't think me referencing my gender was relevant in this>>>676497110? or was that not what you were responding to with those other 4 comments? Just curious.

>>676509842
There is some serious autism going on in this thread. I would consider suicide if I were you.

>>676509842
I litteraly just want tits soo idk idk idk idk idk idk idk ik idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk ikd idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk

>>676507796
haha well there's at least two (unless you're actually, but I'm pretty sure he's asleep), cause my boyfriend has been on /b/ for a few years. and he has your same attitude. but I'd bet it's about half, but who knows, like you said the result is the same lol... I like you're picture I may say that one.

>>676508150
yeah good point, it's just then someone will say something I'm actually curious about that makes me want to respond. I guess by get the fuck out, I could stay and not respond and no one would know, but I'm stubborn and I like people to know I didn't give up. The "eat a dick" >>676505754>>676506206

was a joke though, I don't ever say that seriously, so I wasn't really being argumentative.

>>676510554
yes, its me, your boyfriend. please post your tits for me, your boyfriend, to see. also dont wake me up or ask me anything

>>676507832
#truth.

>>676507854
good pot.

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8 years ago someone in a camroom told me i looked like mitchell henderson (original an hero), so i went to ED, then here, and never came back.

>>676508092
very afraid?