Self bump 1/4

Bump 2/4

3/4

4/4

Bumping for interest

2 big Macs please hold the ickies and pickle wagecuck

And I want fresh fries, I repeat. FRESH fries.

*Vroom vroom to pay*

OH WAGEKEK!! It's you!! How have you been?
Oh my you look awful..

I look great? Oh yes I know, I have been keep quite fit recently with all my spare time and all. I am writing a book at the moment, I'll stop by and give you a copy.

Don't work to hard now wagecuck haha.
*Vroom vroom*

>YOU DIDN'T PAY! Goldsteen is going to fire me this time for sure

I just lit my joint you niggers. I thought you weren't going to show tonight

Bro you here?

I'm here

I just lit this fat j though

>>676484012
Yeah I will bump. I've heard the teacher story and the taco bell story. Also the Hardy's. What else you got?

>>676484099
So no stories then?

>>676484226
We are doing stories bro. Let me smoke this and just chat for a sec....what do you guys want to hear about tonight?

>>676484410
Ex wife

>>676484410
Or rape by chubby

>>676484698
That whole marraige was fucked....what do you want to know?

You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.

You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.

You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.

Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help...

>>676484865
Is this directed to me?

>>676484819
What fucked it? Why did you even get married?

>>676485306
OK that's a good angle...green text time. Mobile again so bump like a savage

bamp

bampo

>be me
>17
>fresh back from Mexico
>dick still hard from Yuli and Haley
>meet 6/10 virgin
>she wants the d
>first one of her friends to be fucking
>young and dumb I keep fucking this freshly deflowered bitch
>realize she has a shitty life
>no dad
>mom is addict
>lives with dying grandparents who hate her
>married her to mover her out of that
>she knew he had me with that paper
>my life just now...
>a summer after my Mexican love
>begins the spiral

>>676485105
>being this new

>>676486693
ahh so thats why you married her

>>676486827
What?

>>676487007
Yea...wrong thing, right reasons. I guess you could say

>>676487028
fuck him, continue with stories

>>676487249
I am pretty new. I never know what is a story until you give me ideas. Sorry it's a slow process

>>676487480
To me it's just my life/memories

>>676487480
are you continuing after that begins the spiral or are you ending it there?

>>676483055
keked

>>676487824
I think that's agood spot

I got one though

>>676488311
alright

bumpo

bemp

kabump

>be me
>Iraq
>2cd day there
>reporting for duty for first assignment
>habeeb is turnt up to 11
>fucking ramadon
>he begins to drop mortars
>just fucking walking them in
>habeebisafuckingpro.com
>we all run like bitches to a makeshift bunker
>Charlie is inside
>autist literally screaming "charlie in the foxhole"
>he begins to identify incoming fire
>charlie walks out the foxhole
>charlie falls limp
>a few seconds later here a crack
>why the fuck would charlie faint over this shit
>crawl out to pull charlie back in but this bastard is wet as hell
>must have pissed himself when he fainted
>finally get him back in
>crack glowstick
>charlie was shot
>I was covered in blood not piss

>>676490456
fuck man... so we're doing war stories then

>>676490879
I'm pretty high. I think I feel comfortable talking about it. Identifying info will be scrambled but the story will be real. Fair enough?

Widdly scuds.

>>676491129
yeah no problem

What do you want to hear about? People dying, daily bullshit, or just the sad parts?

>>676491658
daily bullshit

I need some input anons

>>676491928
Gotcha cool bump it

>>676491658
People dying

bamped

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wallpapers because why not

i'm ready fam

>>676492605
you should have seen the taco bell story man

>be me
>still a teen
>doing everything I can to get to the war
>begin to get large boil one week before I leave
>don'ttomissathing.aerosmith
>tell no one
>day before I leave
>can't take it
>go off base to civ doc
>he lances it, drains it, covers it
>writes me rifampin and 10mg tabs×90 because Staph
>pay cash like I've just had an illegal abortion
>fill my RX again with cash
>tell no one
>hop on the plane headed to Qatar

...cont