>>676476972
>a dash of salt and pepper on all my sandwiches
me too. it's a huge improvement. i use fresh cracked pepper.

Just give it a bit of crunch. Doritos, Lays--any sort of fried goodness.

Mix a bit of hot sauce with the mayo.

>>676477612
Stupid cracka white boi

Toast the bread a bit if you don't already. Then spread a little horseradish on one of the two pieces.

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Proper meat:bread ratio 1lb of bacon to 2 pieces of bread.

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>>676476972
SANDWICH! HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT SANDWICHES IM NOT OBLIGED TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH

Use only fresh cut tomatoes, if you can. Cut them by hand.

>>676478272
Nothing cures a hangover like a big greasy bacon sandwich. Eat one of those and you're ready to go.

Fart on the bread

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Use only filtered spring water in your ice.

>>676476972
>don't buy supermarket bread
>don't put tomatoes directly on bread it will damp
>add crispy bacon(from a butcher not that shit wet plastic packet bacon)
>make sure your lettuces aren't wet
>cut them triangular
>only use fresh ingredient, never from supermarket

>>676478435
Damn that's an old ass meme

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>>676476972
HP, the God condiment. HP on everything.

>>676476972
I don't actually make the sandwich i just toss the ingredients into a bowl, use less bread and mix it like a meat salad.

>>676476972
Toast the bread/bun, salt & pepper, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, serve fresh.

>>676479704
degenerate

putting potato chips on top

>>676479135
Butcher bacon I agree with, but seriously fuck the rest of that sperg-tier shit.

>>676480769
the supermarkets bread is stale, small and over priced, tastes like it's been in a freezer, their fruit and vegetable have been in storage for months, it ruins the flavor

have you even eaten fresh fruit and vegetables before? have you had freshly baked bread?

>>676479409

nobody knows what the fuck that is you stupid britbong

>>676481455
Yes, bread was slightly better, but not worth the extra effort, veggies always taste like shit. You'll notice my blt upthread has the proper amount of l and t. >>676478272

Hint: Its none. The proper amount is none.

>>676481865
Your utter and tragic loss. Also, not a britbong, tho my ancestors were.

>>676477612
Fuck man that's in a movie. Can't remember which one but it's about black power, it's a comedy or something.

Take 1/2 avocado, make many cuts in inside. Take knife and spread like mayo. Also viniger spray.

>>676482316
vegetables and fruit are delicious wtf man, you can't just live on meat alone, get stoned and eat a fresh chilled cucumber that shit is amazing

>>676476972
>>676477299
Fucking white people always putting pepper in everything smh

>>676482860
so when you're stoned you just want something long and hard in your mouth?

>>676483070
i want something chilled refreshing and tasty in my mouth

>>676482612
Take the avocado, throw it away, punch yourself for having a fucking avocado.

>>676482860
Veggies and fruit are fucking great, and I don't even smoke weed.

>>676476972
Use good bread, meat and cheese. Besides that I always add mayo and a bit of that grainy dijon mustard.

Lettuce is pretty lame, tomatoes are cool as long as its not too much, arugula is nice, avocado is nice.

>>676483608
Damn nigger it's like you hate everything good in life.

>>676482860
>you can't just live on meat alone
Sure, that's what the bread is for. I would never defile a sandwich with fucking vegetables.

>>676483849
Hamplanet detected

>>676483608
>hating avocado
fucken pleb

literally crunchy as fuck bacon

>>676484071
Lean carnivore motherfucker. High protein diet, construction job. I ain't no sad sack fattie.

>>676484127
i swear to god i will burn you alive if you ever talk bad about avocado again.

>>676476972
Line cook here.

Salt your tomatoes first, it greatly enhances their flavor.

Use romaine lettuce as it has superior crunch and flavor.

Use a high quality mayo as well as finishing the sandwich with a dash of olive oil and red wine vinegar.

Try using fresh rolls (such as telera) from your bakery instead of bread and cut the roll so it's like a pouch.

Add fresh avocado slices for extra flavor/creaminess.

If you're going to use mustard, try for a high quality grain/Dijon style and don't use too much.

Try different cheeses like muenster, havarti and Monterey jack.

>>676485389
i love you.

>>676485389
>Use romaine lettuce as it has superior crunch and flavor.
why not spinach or arugula, nigga? lettuce is shit.

>>676485389
All of these, fam.

>>676485178
Avocados are literally the foulest fruit in existence.

>>676476972

Cherry peppers and some oil n vinegar

(Also, the Doritos post is totally correct... especially + yellow mustard)

>>676485633
Well, I advocate using both with the romaine as spinach has zero crunch. Try to get wild arugula as it has a better peppery flavor.

>>676485389
...
>>676483697

>>676485615
ilu2anon

bon appetit

>>676485065
>High protein diet, construction job.

So you got addicted to semen in jail before joining an asphalt crew and are now bragging about it

>>676485389
i literally just took a screenshot of this

>>676485389
What sandwich meat do you recommend?

>>676486032
>crunch
i don't need crunch.

chewier breads and with a nice crust is good though.

>>676485389
don't do this, it makes mustard gas.

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>>676485389

based sandwich anon, thanks!

Moar like this if there are any of you other fuckers out there, Random porn webm as reward

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>>676482611

sandwiches are works of art. look at the layering, the number of ingredients, the presentation. you could easily start a high end sandwich shop similar to starbucks and you want some basic bitch tip? gfy

>>676486443
Well, I'm fond of peppered turkey and pastrami.

On their own they're fine, but they go surprisingly well together. If you want to go with ham, don't get cheap ham. Ham and turkey also go well together.

If you're going straight pastrami, pair it with baby swiss on rye or pumpernickel and increase the mustard.

>>676479409
Harry Potter sauce?

>>676479409
Don't know about everything but definately cheese, corned beef and of course bacon.

>>676477596
I recommend Fritos. They're also ridiculously good on a pizza. I shit you not.

>>676487354
it means high pressure sauce... it's made in a pressure cooker

>>676487604
Huge penis sauce

I just had a turkey sandwich with Swiss cheese on a cheese roll with lettuce and Taco Bell hot sauce

>>676481455
What kind of supermarkets are these? My locals bake fresh bread each day and the fruit and veg are fine. You're not Russian or something are you?

>>676487315
Who's gonna win the NCAA tournament O wise one?

>>676487354
Named after the Houses of Parliament actually. Dunno why. Damn good tho.

>>676487315
Got it, Thanks!

>>676488158
Not who you were replying to but I live in Nevada and have access to the year round California produce bounty.

It's hard NOT to find good produce here.

>>676485633
Lettuce is dope once you get away from iceberg.

>>676488281
niggers

>>676488281
Not a sports fan, Anon.

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>>676483608
This man knows what's up

>>676488552
That's what i thought most supermarkets are like. Fresh produce is pretty good quality. I suppose it can vary quite a bit according to where people live.

>>676476972
Oregano

>>676482860
Next time you're smoking grab a cucumber, salt, and a jar of jalapeño slices. Slice up the cucumber, put salt on the top side then flip it over and put a pickled jalapeño slice on it, so that when you eat it the salt hits your tongue first, then the cool freshness of the cucumber, and finally the slight burn of the vinegar and jalapeño. Try it; it'll change your life.

Source: I used to smoke out by the dumpster when I worked at a Subway restaurant.

>>676476972
thin layer of mayo on the bread of anything that's going to have wet/moist insides,
keeps the bread from getting soggy

>>676490133
Oh and if you're high enough, I find that this snack sometimes reminds me of watermelon...? Shit's weird, but I stand by it.

>>676486707
I remember fapping to her in middle school.

>>676490596
Mayo for children.

>>676481455
i mostly agree with the bread thing, store bread is pretty shit-teir
got a breadmaker a few years back and any time i'm stuck with "wonderbread' or anything similar i'm just so disappointed...
diminishing returns on effort when it's just bread, but the breadmaker is sooo easy and it's sooo much better, i don't ever expect to go back

>>676481865
it's a canadian staple, good stuff, tho pretty few sammichs i'd put it on, maybe leftover roast or something

>>676485178
that nasty shit is inedible
>>676485985
this

>>676482947
Fucking nigger always being niggers. Smh.

>>676482947
Fucking niggers always shoving watermelon up their arses, smh

>>676476972
Put a little cucumber on the sandwich for a fresher taste.

But honestly my go-to sandwich is
1.5 tsp. of mayonaise
4 slices of turkey
pepper

That's it. Simple. Good, fast midnight snack or perfect for just after jacking off. For better taste, don't wash your hands. The natural bitter, saltiness of the jizz on your fingers enhances the flavor

It's a fucking sandwhich. You're all autistic faggots pretending you need to add things other than meat cheese veggies condiments.

Literally the dumbest thread full of retards.

>>676491972
You sound cranky, anon.
Are you hungry for a samich?

>>676491972
Hey man, we just wanna up our sandwich game. Nothing wrong with that.

>>676492211
There's no upping the sandwich game. It's only comprised of the things I listed.

>>676491972
Literally everything in this thread is one of the things you mentioned.

>>676492211
Exactly, like how op said salt and pepper on all his sandwiches made it better, I'm going to try that.

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HOT SAUCE

HOT SAUCE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

>>676492526
>6yo finds salt and pepper a revolutionary idea
No wonder you retards wound up here.

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>>676476972
Russia breakfast

>>676491652
Fucking niggers. Smh

>>676476972
Have someone else make it. It will be way better even if they make it the same way you would have.

Salt is a natural flavour enhancer you cuck

>>676485178
Fuck you I am allergic to those fucking nasty ass looking alien testicles. Btw I would eat them if I could they do taste good.

>>676491694
>measures mayonnaise
What a fag

>>676482947

I'm not even white and love pepper. Go be a fucking faggot somewhere else.

>>676477826
You're black,hot sauce in anything should make you jizz

Use good bread. Shitty white bread is the worst kind to make a sandwich on

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>>676476972
Plebs, all of you! The most important thing about a good deli meat style sandwich is the temperature of the meats and produce used in it. Cold veggies and meats lack flavor due to flavor being locked up in cold oils.

>meat should be warm
>veggies room temp

As always, with good food, its the little things that help seal the deal.

>olive oil or butter toasted breads
>salt & pepper

Bonus tip= dont be afraid to try new flavors from other parts of the world.

My favorite sandwich is smoked turkey breast on toasted roll, add butter lettuce, alfalfa sprouts, avocado, tomato, bacon and mayo.

>>676492613
Yea it does, but Tabasco is just red pepper and vinegar. Sriracha is way better

>>676494903
We have a hero guys

>>676494448
I don't measure it but you'd have no idea about how much mayo I put on a sandwich without me specifying a measurement.

If I just wrote mayonaise, some people would think an extremely small amount and some niggers would think 1/4 cup .

>>676494903
Damn man
Any other tips with cooking or whatever?

>>676495379
Agreed

>>67649540
Got me on that one. I revoke your fag card

>>676495661
Hero was sarcastic. Flavour doesn't come from oils

>>676494903
>avocado
Literal queer.

>>676496000
Checked

>>676476972

More mayo, white boy?

>>676476972
>What's a simple trick that makes sandwiches better?
Put mayo on top of sandwich.

Best sandwich,
Deli sub bun, prossuttio ham, smoked Italian salami. Sliced peppercoinis, red romaine whole leaf, sliced Roma tomato, herb vinegertte, crushed kalamata olive (for a little saltiness) and fresh mozzarella baked in the oven at 450 for 7 and a half minutes

>>676496523

This. Drown it in mayo. Try making grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter. Sometimes I will just use white bread to make a mayonnaise sandwich and not even both with anything else. Just mayo + bread + milk.

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>>676495661

ask away. Ive been cooking since the early 80's. Done it professionally as well.

>>>676495862
eat a cold slice of salami, then a warm one. The fats/oils in the cold one coat the tongue, preventing all those taste buds from experiencing flavor. While the flavor doesnt come from the fat content, the fat does lock up those particles.

>>676496821
you're not what we would call underweight are you

>>676479704
I think I know you zz

>>676496918
And foods that have no oils are just flavourless and bland?

>>676497084
Professional cook 9 years strong btw

>>676496818
/thread

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lots of meat

>>676494903
Are you sure about the cold sandwiches? I love hot sandwiches but I've had some pretty damn good cold ones with tons of flavor.

>>676497018

330lbs, 5'6 and proud. Fuck you. I eat a lot of food. I love to order double pepperoni double cheese and double bacon pizzas and dip it in ranch and mayo

>>676477299
this. as long as the sandwich meat isn't already the cheap salty shit potato chips make a sandwich better

>>676497968

What you had was a hologram

>>676498055
Proud my ass. Don't you own a mirror

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>>676498111
Could be trips man.

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I'm a Chendwich

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My average breakfast classic sandwich: 2 pieces of rye bread, with few drops of pumpkin seed oil soaked into them

Bottom - spread kajmak (dairy product, google it), prsuta (hq smoked salted ham/meat thing, google it), curry and pepper, salt, kale/dressing, optional ketchup/mayo

Top - spread ajvar (paprika produt, google it)

With love from Serbia

>>676476972
only toast one side of each piece of bread and put it on the inside. this way, you still get the flavor and texture, but it will never shred the roof of your mouth like an overdone grilled cheese or reuben

>>676498589
what would you compare ajvar to?

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My preferred sandwich.
Buttered and toasted sourdough bread, roast beef with a pinch of salt and pepper, Munster or Vermont cheddar cheese, and some pesto on one slice. Always a solid lunch.

>>676498972
pretty unique tbh and i'm not that good with describing, maybe pastry texture like Guacamole, and a bit hot cause of peppers

I found something here
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/09/ajvar-serbian-roasted-red-pepper-sauce-recipe.html
but it seems so basic, making ajvar in Serbia/Macedonia is like a religion to some people, there are shitton of traditional recipes and every one is good on it's own way.

You fuckers wanna know how to make a good sandwich? here you go:

Acquire bread, peanut butter, and jelly/jam. Combine the two in a way god deems fit for consumption, and enjoy.

Hope you learned something.

>>676500000

Who got..

>>676476972
cut it into trianges, diagonally obviously.

>>676499755
czech'd and that was actually a way better description than you may think

>>676476972
Same here. Pepper really does a lot. There's so much salt in other foods I never add salt to anything anymore

>>676497968
>make sandwiche
>hold room temp for half a day
>?????
>profit

>>676485389
>line cook

Is that what they are calling subway sandwhich employees now? lmao

>>676479111
>Kek'd
>and checked

>>676496918
>ask away. Ive been cooking since the early 80's. Done it professionally as well.

Damn idk man
I can't think of anything to ask at the moment
Keeping on cheap ass food, how do you like to make Kraft mac and cheese?

Also, the only cooking show I like is Gordan Ramsey's Ultimate Cookery Course because he tells you how to do shit correctly instead of like most cooking shows "Watch me make this thing and not really tell you why I'm doing what I'm doing."

Any resources to actually learn to cook? Could be cooking shows or whatever.

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>>676500758
>>676498589
also, i may add Аджика which is like superhot tomato/pepper Russian thing, or some other spices like Vegeta (mixed vegetables spice, google it), cayenne pepper, grounded nutmeg, and mixed chicken flavors (this motherfucker is the best, it contains like 20 spices in it)

>>676501478
24kitchen tv program is the best
also, you may ask >>>/ck/

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Garlic powder, kosher salt and fresh cracked pepper man. Always eat a sandwich with potato chips and pepperoncinis on the side.

What would you guys suggest for a vegetarian sandwich?

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Toast the bread

>>676501478
Trial and error
You never really completely learn to cook. No matter how good you get,you can always learn.

>>676502322

Ugh, god dammit I knew this was going to come up.

I'd recommend a grilled cheese with tomatoes in it. If you don't like tomatoes then well too damn bad.

>>676502322
Have 12 grown men ejaculate on some bread. The last one to ejaculate get's their penis chopped off and sliced thinly on the sandwich.

I'm sure you would love that sandwich.

>>676502322
Grilled eggplant gyro

>>676500015
I learned you're a cuck

>>676500015

Does that come with a fedora and an MLP box set?