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cum for me right now.
>>676473984
Limpbreakfastsausage/10
>>676473984
9/10 would suck
I want it in my mouth
femanon here... LMFAO no thank you anon
>>676474510
I wish I could just cum on command like that. Maybe if the right person said it to me, in the right way...
>>676474788
show tits
>>676473984
where the fug are the balls?
>>676475546
right here
>>676475309
excuse me... unlike some of the sluts on here who have no standards and are desperate for cock, i wont be showing my tits... besides you dont have the equipment to please a woman like me, #toosmall #doublestandards #4chanmen
>>676476606
how can you be content with life being so fat?
Rate me
>>676476612
Show tits or gtfo u stupid whore
>>676477440
Wouldsickinmyass/10
Also kek
>>676476612
spot the flat slut
>>676476779
I'm not. But I'm too set in my ways and unmotivated to change. I know I'm slowly killing myself, prob be dead by 45 or so. But there's not much of a future for a 390lb virgin who lives with his parents. I would like to do so many things, but time has gotten away from me, and I feel myself getting older day by day. I'll be 29 soon, in April, and I haven't gone to college yet. I feel if I did it wouldn't do me much good. I'm pretty stupid.
>>676477153
Ha! no... these plenty of cock here for you mate, why you here are you a bi sexual faggot?
my tits are worth more then your mother
>>676477726
i know im not flat, also believe what you like your not seeing them... you failed miserably
>>676473984
unfortunate/10
>>676477440
LOL
>>676477726
>>676477153
>thinking that's a real girl and not a troll
You're both fucking stupid.
>>676477964
Thats just sad
Good thing i outgrew my chubby years as a kid. It takes will power anon.
>>676478053
you are just a fag troll trap, that will be all.
>>676478370
you were saying?
>>676478461
i have none.
>>676478679
You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on this fat bastard
>>676478679
ok if thats what you wanna believe... your not getting tits lol
>>676479090
Lulz I'm laughing at one of your tabs faggot
>>676473984
fat, disgusting, killyourself/10
>>676478173
>your not seeing them
Not into fatfucks pretending to be women tbh.
Go fuck yourself George
>>676473984
Bratwurst/10
>>676479403
The trans thread? It's a good thread. Someone was actually replying and posting selfies. I love it when people do that, shows that this site still has a community of fucked up people.
I'd enjoy sucking it
>>676479678
ok your still mad lol XD 4chan will never see my tits iv got standards
>>676479955
I'd enjoying you doing so.
>>676479846
True but I'm not into the whole trans thing.
>>676473984
>>676476606
>>676477964
str8 here. under normal circumstances no fucks would be given but small dicked fatties apparently trigger my bi-curiousity.
>rate
6.5/10
wouldstrokeoneoutwithyou/10
mightplowyouwhilepretendingyouwereabbw/10
>>676475395
2/10 being generous
>>676480220
I bet you would...so much you'd cum down the back of my throat in a minute flat ;) ...and guess what? I'd take it all ;)
>>676474788
Rule 16
>>676480255
It's cool, we all have different likes.
>>676480397
I'd rub one out with you too, anon, but as for the being plowed, I might pass. I've experimented with anal, it's not for me.
>>676480543
That sounds heavenly, I bet you're a great little cocksucker. Just the thought makes me extremely horny.
You're the only one with the power to change any of that. There's no reason to let life keep slipping away when there are so many things to do. It might not mean much but I believe in you. That was what I needed to start my journey to a healthier life, maybe it'll help you too.
>>676481681
>I'd rub one out with you too, anon
D'aaw, thanks fam. Retract your forskin below your head.
>but as for the being plowed, I might pass
>might
lel. Can't blame you, looks painful.
>>676475395
Post more???
Is this a dick rate thread now or is op the only guy?
>>676476881
smaller than fatty's...femanon here
>>676483262
>D'aaw, thanks fam. Retract your forskin below your head.
I can't. Tight foreskin/ Phimosis. I will retract is as far as I can, tho.
>>676477964
how much would u legit pay for a solid 8-9/10 to deepthroat ur cock? knowing you'd cum in split second since virgin and all?
>>676483076
I feel as if it's already too late, tho. Like it's spiraled out of control and at this point I can't reclaim it. I appreciate you believing in me. I really do. But I don't believe in myself.
>>676484178
What I want to say is: "As much as I would like to, I wouldn't want anyone to debase themselves with me for money." Probably $20. Not over $40.
>>676476612
SPOT THE MAN. kys you faggot.
Rate? My bad for not trimming more btw, didn't anticipate taking a photo tonight.
>>676484672
dude you'd lose SOOOOO much weight if u stopped drinking sodas, drank more water, and walked around ur mom's block a couple times every other day. even after a month you'd see results, and maybe that'd be enough motivation. stop doing nothing but eating twinkies and playing D&D. learn to cook, and cook yourself healthy things, man, u seriously can do it. old habits are hard to break but fuck, don't u wanna be happy?
>>676485263
pencil dick, and ur not fooling anyone by shoving the water bottle into ur fat gut to make ur dick look bigger u twat
>>676485503
Hahaha, classic bruh. 6+ inch circumference being a pencil? Sure, buddy. And pushing the bottle in? It's just at the side. Count the rings.
Btw, you forgot "femanon here"
>>676485503
Yeah, I hate it when people do this. If I wanted to look bigger, I could just shove some of my fat back.
>>676485297
I may start doing that. Now that summer is upon us, and the weather is nice. Besides, i do like the outdoors.
>>676483964>>676487067
[triggering of bi-curiosity intensifies]
Cutag here. Always have been a bit jelly of how moist and sensitive uncut glands look. That said you must have a shit ton of dick cheese under there with such a tight skin. Grass is always greener I guess, would make for fun comparisons during our brofap.
Ok OP, lets see
>dat ass
>>676486921
>6 inch circumference
and no, the bottle started way below where ur dick started. it's nothing impressive. get over urself, u have an ugly small cock
You guys are lucky
>>676486921
also tiny head
>>676487067
so you've never seen the full head of ur dick?
>>676488095
holy fuck, at least no one will ever have trouble deep throating you?
>>676473984
Well fuck it, r8 I guess
>>676488410
Yea I guess that could be considered a plus. Everyone that ever sucked me took it to the base immediately.
>>676473984
Is that a cocktail sausage?
>>676487221
You want to see my ass? Strange, but ok.
>>676488118
Nope. Might me covered in fronds of flesh like a star-nosed mole for all I know.
>>676487793
Lol stay mad jealous faggot. Fuckin kek
>>676488778
shit my fiancee is quite petite and has a small mouth so it's hard for her to go past my head...i have a larger than average head.
>>676477964
Are you ME? That is exactly how I am and feel. 29, fat, dumb, no college education, super unmotivated, no ambition, nothing.
>>676489267
lmao salty small cock XD
>>676489098
Stop eating carbohydrates/sugar. Guaranteed fix for your weight problem and dick size. Also diabetes.
>>676489306
I would much rather they struggle to take it than be able to easily. Thats half the fun.
>>676487793
>>676487793
Kek. The bitterness feels good. I see photos will not be able to convince you otherwise. Ah well, rating accepted fam ;)
Though no /10 score~
>>676489527
your head is even smaller than the guy who shoved a water bottle in his fat stomach to make his cock look bigger, yours is fatter tho :^)
>>676490019
Damn dude, why you so angry? Negativity will kill ya!
>>676489866
2/10
no bitterness, just sadness for u
>>676473984
If you were black you'd be considered big.
>>676490361
If I were black I'd be in college.
>>676490332
Post your dick! :D
>>676490187
Not sure. But it does seem like he is the only person rating at the moment
>>676490752
Yeah he sure has a lot to say about everyone's dick without posting his own.
>>676490332
You limp dick faggot, anon!
>>676489098
>Strange, but ok.
Would you expect anything less from an Anon browsing /b/ at this time OP? I'd hope not.
>dat ass
ain't bad. pretendingyouwereabbwwouldntbehard/10
Tits and belly next.
>>676490752
not mad. deal with the criticism or don't ask. he asked for an opinion, I gave him one, and he got extremely salty, then called me salty, lmao XD
>>676490551
kek.
>>676489098
You are damn sexy. Bend over for us.
>>676491482
kill urself
>>676491105
ok, but I need to go to sleep after this.
>>676491739
Moar
>>676473984
Looks like a worm trying to crawl out of a bean bag
>>676475395
What the fuck, I don't even know what to say to that, nice shirt, solid dick
>>676491918
That's no way to talk about your mother.
>>676474788
bitch. you think youre better than this chubby fella. Show tits whore or go away.
>>676478053
GTFO you feminist.
>>676491739
more pls /b/ loves u
>>676473984
Where are your balls?
>>676473984
You got a cute dick OP :3
9/10 would suck. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to get that nice foreskin back with some practice.
>>676491739
oh wow, nice. good to see youre not shy.
-fellow fat fetish fem
>>676491739
Yeah, its official, I gotta soft spot for fatties...without and with small uncut cocks it would seem.
>thanks /b/
Post the soles of both your feet for your brofap bud before bed OP.
>>676491482
second
>>676491854
second
>>676492248
second
>>676473984
3/10
>>676475395
7.5/10. Might get more from a different view. Not a big fan of the underside shot.
>>676476881
Not very long, but incredibly thick. 6.5/10 with foreskin down, trim and full hardness could be higher. Probably is fully hard, I just judge that on veins sometimes.
>>676477440
Unfortunate shape/10
>>676485263
8.5/10 nice. Would prefer better lighting and a tiny bit more trim
>>676487854
Cute/10
>>676489527
8/10 not a big fan of the shave look
>>676490277
Mushroom/10
Who is that other faggot rating? He doesn't even seem to like cock
>>676477440
What the fuck is wrong with it ????
>>676492906
his dicks on meth
Dont leave us OP
did op go to bed?
>>676492804
I'm glad you think mines cute :)
>>676493347
more pics?
>>676493052
yours looks like its taller than you.
>>676492626
>>676492665
>>676492248
>>676491854
>>676491482
Two birds, one stone.
>>676493347
I usually don't like shaved, but you have a nice aesthetic broh
Nice shape too
Wasn't sure where to rate you on a number scale though
>>676493489
I already posted most of my good ones but I have a few more
>>676493807
Thanks
>>676473984
Looks like a breakfast sausage /10
>>676492665
>>676493807
Sleep is overrated OP. Post moar pls.
Tops of your feet and toes
>>676493875
also this
>>676493826
alittle more hair in this one for you
>>676473984
is dat cheesey
>>676493176
>>676493304
I really should go to bed.
There are some beautiful men on here tonight.
>>676494528
>>676493807
>>676489098
I have bed sheets like yours but, mine are a lighter color
>>676494366
>>676494194
>>676493961
>>676493849
>>676493347
>>676489832
>>676489012
>>676488778
>>676488252
>>676488095
>>676487970
>>676487854
These were me and here's a quick ass tease ;)
>>676494528
No OP, you really should keep posting.
see>>676494179
>>676494179
You really like feet, huh?
>>676494259
I try to clean it off as much as I can in the shower. Sometimes there is some, but mostly, no.
>>676494528
Sleep is very overrated. We need moar of you.
>>676494860
how is your butthole that nice. its like a babies butthole.
rate niggers
>>676495035
oic
>>676495035
Certified footfag, yes. Guy feet < girl feet but your soles could easily get a cumdump. Thanks for indulging.
Calves, thighs and belly in profile next.
>sleep when you die OP, people are faping to you.
>>676495139
I have to be up by 6:30.
>>676495721
backwards 7/10
>>676496007
spank it.
>>676496007
That is fantastic.
>>676496007
you just ruined my day
>>676496315
You're in the wrong thread then fag. The rest of us are enjoying ourselves.
>>676495257
Thanks. Magic
>>676495918
>people are faping to you
That's not something I ever thought would happen.
>>676496007
Would love a pic with you on your back with your legs apread in the air.
>>676496548
male and female.
>>676473984
BF has one like yours, I often suck him before he leaves for work.
10/10 if yours tastes as good as his.
>>676496451
>enjoying ourselves
>a hideous fat bastard
top kek, have fun with that. maybe you're even fatter and disgusting than OP, you worthless virgin betacuck
>>676497022
rate plz
I am content with size but think the shape is weird
Sucks being ginger
>>676497277
nice balls
>>676497317
Holy fuck. gingers are hawt.
>>676497317
Different angle
>>676473984
awww/10
>>676496635
>>676496698
The 'female' part really stretches my suspension of disbelief.
>>676497111
Rate please
>>676497651
No offence to anyone if that really is the case. if so, I'm right flattered.
>>676497651
Fantastic OP.
>>676497498
>>676497317
seriously, youre nice boy.
>>676496548>>676497651>>676497790
>body of a small tittied BBW with dat ass
>"feminine penis"
>nice feet
>camwhores like a champ
>this humble and unaware of how perverted his fellower lurkers here are
D'aaw OP! Stahp makimg me consider swapping out str8 bicuriousity for bisexuality.
Push up and play with those tits for us.
>>676497111
7/10
leans to the left. youd fuck good in the "t" position.
>>676477964
Listen anon, my BF was just like you for a time in his life. He was single, hadn't been in a relationship for more than five years, jobless and living with his parents. He was also around your weight and has a dick like yours. But we met each other, and fell in love, and pulled each other out of our holes we were in.
My point is, there's someone out there for you who will love you and inspire you to be better. Your life isn't hopeless. My BF is so much happier now, he honestly gets tears in his eyes from it.
I'm sure you'll find the same, you need only look around.
>>676498253
id love him if we met.
>>676498083
>is humble and unaware of how perverted his fellower lurkers here are
I've been on 4chan sense 04. I know how pervy we are.
>>676498253
>>676498384
Not many women that are looking for men around where I live/work. I mean, there are some, but they're not interested in me.
>>676498941
you in the usa? wat state?
>>676499115
Yes, in AR/TX. I work in Texarkana, but life in Fouke.
>>676498941
Would love to play with your tits all day
>>676499432
aw, youre far away. heh but who wants to meet someone they originally met on 4chan? No telling what creeper youd get.
>>676498941
Alrighty then oldfag OP, rev up those dicks. Lets get some pre outta you. If you cum to quick spill on your belly and balls. But hold off on that for now.
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>>676499736
I would want to meet someone from 4chan. /k/ does it all the time. As for creepers, that's always a risk, on or off the chans. I'm not going to say "I'm not a creeper" because, tbh, I can be creepy and awkward as fuck.But I'm too lazy to stalk anyone, so there's something.
Anyway, I have to go to bed now. If anyone wants to contact me over kik it's anon_yamos.
>>676500723
Sweet dreams sexy anon
Rate
>>676486921
gay show more
>>676497718
pretty good, where are you from egypt?
>>676473984
If we were about to fuck and you pulled that out I'd cringe but remember if I'm desperate enough to even consider fucking a filthy pig like you I can't really judge.
But we're not about to fuck.
3/10 you got a small uncut dick and no balls fam honestly consider suicide you disgusting fat grub
>>676501513
OP went to bed nigger. try again later.
>>676491739
Slightly jealous you have bigger tits than me
>>676501741
Need proof to confirm
>>676501741
agreed proof is necessary
>>676473984
[spoiler]nice[/spoiler]
>>676501741
Lets see em. Dick to as this is a rate thread.
>>676502198
hahah. think geek sticker
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