>>676468014
>36
wtf man, how old is your girlfriend.

>>676468274
24

>36
Beggers can't be choosers

>>676468014
I guess you could rape her

>>676468014
Tell her it will be fine. I didn't use a condom my first time, just make sure and pull out.

>>676468014
Take it how you get it you dumb shit. Fuck up and you might be wizard status for life.

get the fuck over it and use a condom, if its your gf she'll lighten up later. And you may want to so your virgin ass doesnt explode inside of her before getting the chance to pull out

Lmao that depresses you? Just cuddle with her and then slip it in.

Use a condom you fucking pussy

You're a 36 year old virgin and complaining about using a condom the first time? Fucking neckbeards

Unless you want to pay for a kid for the next 18yrs, use the condom.

>>676468014
use the condom faggot your probably going to cum imedietly once you put it in

>>676468014
Deal with it you fucking cuck

Ok thanks for the advice. I don't know though, I really don't want to lose my virginity to a condom, it seems degrading somehow

>>676468014
I'm gonna suggest you sterilize yourself. You won't need a condom, and we don't need to worry that your pathetic genes will survive you.

>>676470442
That's harsh but not bad idea

You'll last a lot longer with the condom, it's not such a bad thing.

Use ultra-sensible dumbfuck

>>676470744
Fuck what this guy says, condoms ruin sex so hard. I had issue cumming for the longest time when I used them

Also

>Needing condoms to last longer

>>676471261
Fuck what this guy says, condoms are a mild nuisance. But it beats the hell out of not getting laid, or a knocking a bitch up or catching something.

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>>676468014
>36

Just get an ultra-thin condom. Seriously, those are a godsend.

>>676471555
It's marginally better than fapping.

>Use pill
>Don't sleep with random sluts

Admittedly, I'll use them if need be, but bare sex is leagues above

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>>676468014
Fucking shit you'll be fine. Stop getting so damn sentimental over a condom.

>>676471933
Never trust a woman who says she's on the pill. I have half a dozen friends with children from lying bitches who swore they were on 'em. Child support is a bitch.

>>676468014
Just fucking do it man. I'm a 30 year old virgin and I'd go for it under just about any circumstances or restrictions.

>>676472197
I wonder what he feeds that thing.

>>676472250
Oh I believe you.

That's why you verify that shit though. I know my gf takes her birth control because her iPod always rings as a reminder. She's great with explaining all the shit to me, so I'm not at all concerned with it.

>>676473948
Well, I fail miserably at girlfriends, but I can do passably well at getting random sluts, so I made peace with condoms. You get used to em.

>>676474464
We're complete opposites in that sense. I sperged out of getting a one night stand but I feel like I'm better as boyfriend material.

I still kinda regret fucking that up, she was pretty cute too...

>>676471555
not that anon but nigger please

I have never run into a time where not wearing a condom was an issue. i've never used them and I'll be 30 in a few weeks.

the key is to tell them you don't have them, continue teasing them, licking/caressing their body while reassuring them that nothing will happen. eventually you won't need to discuss it, she'll actively seek sex with or without

>>676475000
I had that attitude once. As a result there may be a bastard out there with some of my DNA. I moved 3500km away and didn't leave a forwarding address tho, so I can't be sure.

I don't take that risk anymore.

>>676475454
I'm a raging alcoholic and regularly dose on opioids. I had a child when I lived in the states for several months, she wants nothing from me, I get pics regularly. kids alright but I think he might be mildly autistic so I may have dodged a bullet there

all in all, the worst part was the one tinder chick having hep c, but I've tested clean for 3 years, in a stable relationship now so for now I'm done with the strange

glad everything worked out for you in that respect, tbh

>>676473948
Even if you know they take it, man. All it takes is for them to fuck up once and miss one dose and boom, might as well have no protection. Pill and pull out method combined, in that case.

>>676468600
this because it made me laugh. but srsly, this.

>>676475845
Yes, well you are clearly a role-model that everyone should attempt to imitate.

I fail to see your point. You are anti-condom, despite a pregnancy and a disease scare? You are a shining example of why people should be using the damn things more.

>>676476078
Yeah I never finish inside her for that exact reason whenever we go bare.

Though I feel like the lowered sensation isn't the whole problem. The lack of eroticism is shitty too. The hottest sex I've ever had was where we were both sitting in my basement watching a movie and we just cuddled and kissed, then we kissed a little harder, hands get under clothes, and she climbed on top of me and we fucked like rabbits. All without either of us even saying a word.

Whereas it's slowed and not quite like that all the time with a condom.

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>>676469762
OMG THIS 1000%

He doesn't care, he is 36 has nothing to lose, but more to gain

Why don't you put it on, but when you switch position take it off during the transition. Eg your in missionary first and you switch to doggy pull it fast like if nothing happen and go in, bonus points if you nut in. You're welcome

>>676468014
Unless you want to be a daddy daddy, wrap it up. Besides, it's not like you'll know the difference.

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>>676470378
It's not but if you insist...you can do her doggy style and take it off when she's not looking OR roll it on your dick and keep going till it breaks then you can just wear the condom like a cock ring and take off when your finished while fooling her in the process. But like the other anons have said BEGGARS CAN'T CHOOSERS and if she catches you she might freak out and not trust you (may even dump you)

>>676479259
The difference is night and day

OP i say dump her and hold out for a victoria secret model who wont make you use a condom

>>676479619
Yeah, but HE has no point of reference. So not like he will know what he is missing.

Sometimes a condom can make one hell of a difference. Try out some of each and I can guarantee you that you'll find one you enjoy. Just stay away from cheap condoms. A dick can't breathe in those things.

>>676468014
first time i had sex my gf made me wear a condom and i wasn't able to cum, and she was hot as fuck too. i blame the condom, but i'll never know because i never got pussy after that

use a fucking condom. If youre that old and its your first time, youre gonna shoot off like some NASA shit man. Dont do it. Youll last longer with the condom too. And you can cum in her without fear of paying CS.

>>676480720
Or maybe you just fap too much. A pussy is never as tight as your hand, unless they really know what they are doing, in which case you probably should be wearing a condom.

>>676479590
>>676479255
Protip: Lots of women yelling rape after the fact is because of guys following advice like this.

>>676480720
There's always plenty of guys eager to blame the condom for their own inability to perform.

>>676468955
Don't listen to this moron and accidentally have a child.

>>676470378
is it more or less degrading than that you are a 36 year old virgin

>>676481870
And there's always the one pump chump who'll do the same

>>676468014
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>676468014
learn to write... my girlfriend and me? Fuck off faggot.

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>>676468014
You can avoid condom if you fuck her in the ass. you even can cum in it and don't make her preg.

>>676481650
Dude, that's because "I'll fuck you if you wear a condom"=" I won't fuck you if you don't wear a condom"="If you fuck me without a condom, it's rape"
Bitches scream rape for all sorts of shit but that's legit

>>676468014
>wear a condom
>stay a virgin
hmm tough choice there skipper

>>676468014
>>>/adv/

>>676468014
You do realize the the pill doesn't start working instantly right?
In which case you'd have to wait until after they start working in order to fuck her without a condom, by then she's already fucking another guy who's willing to wear one
Just put the condom on and stop being a little bitch
You're 36 for god's sake

>>676484398
>implying it counts if you wear a condom

>>676486149
kek, you're just making OP feel bad

>>676468600
This so much

>>676468014
so,you have a GF that wants to fuck you,but you are depressed by not getting unplanned children ?

Kill yourself,you dont deserve any living thing as a partner.

I would definitely seek relationship advice on b

36 bruh I lost my virginity when I was 15 I'm also a girl so I guess I can't relate but yea use a condom you dick waffle

>>676475454
>>676475000
fucking degenerates, hope you fags get a nice dose of aids.

>>676487192
>I'm also a girl
Here we go...

>>676468014

Dude come on I'm half your fucking age and I thought I was never going to get laid and look what's happening tonight.