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>location for your nation will have boarders completely filled in to start
>>676451706
>gold
>kike caliphate
>>676452024
israel
Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro
Brown
>Serbia
>>676452321
You're creative
>>676452474
I want to make Yugoslavia and remove kebab
>>676452622
Then you should have made it yugoslavia or milochestan or something.
>>676451706
>jennifer lawrence's left nipple (NIP)
>pink
>france
>>676452850
fine
>Kebab Removers
>>676451706
If there's one good thing that's happened to /b/ in the last six months, it's that even the most autistic of roll thread retards have finally realized what a colossal waste of time Risk threads are.
Scotland
scotland
blue
>>676452321
can only have one starting country m8
ill just put you in serbia
Iceland Green
>>676453112
>fun police
>>676453184
but Kosovo je serbia
>>676451706
roll to expand eastward
>kike caliphate
Teal
Bernhard Goetz
Iran
>>676451706
invade uk
>scotland
Germany red?
I have no idea how this risk thread works
>>676451706
move south
>Kebab Removers
>>676453421
Fuck off, I am the caliphate.
>Go into the levant to the north,
>>676453112
yep cause "quads gets a 50 dollar gift card" threads are definitely better
>>676451706
Invading Iraq with this roll.
>Bernhard Goetz
Mighty Iceland invades Norway.
>>676453579
THIS IS NOT ME, OP.
Someone's being a faggot.
>expand eastward
>kike caliphate
Invade Kosovo, Bosnia, and Montenegro
>Serbs
>>676453184
new rule: only 10 territories in specified country
>it's taking forever
>>676453845
Fuck you I am the caliphate you colossal faggot. Get your own nation.
>Go northward into the levant.
>>676453761
Don't roll for me, asshole. If you want to play, pick your own country.
>Iceland
>>676454040
What the fuck you kike, I claimed Iceland.
>>676454034
Ok, this is fucked. I'm out. Fuck all of you.
>kike caliphate OUT
roll to fill uk
>scotland
Invade Prankistan
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676454176
No keep Caliphate, its mine im playing it
>>676451706
Germany invades Poland
>red
>>676451706
invade afghanistan
>kike caliphate
Mighty Iceland continues to invade Norway.
>>676451706
Expand into Wales
>scotland
Invade Afgrankistan
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676454413
How am I supposed to do that from israel?
>go north as said before
>>676451706
Move into Sweden
>Mighty Iceland
Invade Shitakistan
>Bernhard Goetz
Iceland continues to invade shitty Norway.
Invade Repujistan
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676451706
Stop to purchase a rug.
>Bernhard Goetz
Iceland finishes shitty Norway off and invades Sweden.
get fast op
Invade Egyptistan
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676451706
Iceland invades Finland.
op is so slow
Invade Indier
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676454850
>>676454882
rerolling for dubs
Invade China
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676454961
Iceland invades Autisticstan.
Invade Bhutan
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676454872
>>676455057
Fuck off fags, you ain't Iceland.
Iceland invades Denmark
is OP going to post an image soon because i'd really like a guidepost as to what the fuck im actually doing
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676454961
hay guise
rate this girl from my facebook guise
Invade Parkistan
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676455322
Invade blue blazer
>Iceland Goetz
>>676455322
pretty good
Iceland invades Northern Sweden.
>>676455379
My dad had Parkistan's Disease so watch urself fagot
fucking niggers
let me finish setting up the game first
only 3 rolls per turn
a new turn begins whenever i update the map
>>676455593
Invade Dadistan
>Bernhard Goetz
Beeline Israel
>Iceland
>>676455654
so update the fuckdamn map already you shitcunt retard
>>676455654
Iceland invades Western Finland.
>>676455654
>Invade the levant and north
>kike caliphate
Invade Macedonia and croatia
>serbia
Invade USA
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676455771
invade germany
>kike caliphate
>>676455899
Invade Isreal
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676455852
I spend this turn rubbing my dick up against Serbia's dick.
>Kebab Removers
>>676455996
>invade dadistan
>kike caliphate
finish off Kosovo and Montenegro
>serbia
>>676455800
FUCK OFF YOU KIKE.
Iceland Invades Norway.
>>676455654
this look about right?
>>676453112
Invade Iranistan
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676456112
Iceland invades Denmark
>Iceland
>>676456112
>Invade lebanon and Syria
>kike caliphate
>>676456112
expand into Turkey
>kike caliphate
>>676456112
Yes, Iceland invades Norway
>Iceland
>>676456207
Fuck off you kike.
>>676456112
how come i only got half of Iran
if every turn takes 47 minutes this is not going to work
Invade Parkinsons
>Bernhard Goetz
Invade Kosovo and Montenegro
and Bosnia if extra
>Serbs
>>676456207
THIS IS ME OP
>>676456243
THIS IS A FAGGOT, DISREGARD
Invade the fucking rest of Iran
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676456259
Already did a legit move anon, play another nation that you make yourself
>>676456112
>expand south
>kike caliphate
>>676456399
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>676456399
No it's not you kike, I am Iceland.
>>676456112
Dark red
USSR
North-East Russia
Expand
>USSR
Invade China
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676456574
I don't give a fuck. I was saying that I'M kike caliphate
invade Bosnia and Kosovo
>serbia
>>676456678
roll to invade germany
>USSR
Invade Iraq
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676456726
STOP STEALING MY ROLL YOU CUNT
>>676456112
Iceland invades Norway.
>>676456725
Then why the fuck did you tag a post about Iceland you kike.
>>676456862
Are Iranians and Iraqis circumsized? I'm into that middle eastern foreskin.
>>676456816
Not me.
>USSR
>>676456112
Invade Denmark
>Iceland
Invade Norway
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676456890
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT I MADE THIS COUNTRY
>>676457093
Bernie, you've got some aggression issues.
>Iceland
>>676457086>>676457227
Not me.
>>676457004
CIRCUMCISION IS AGAINST GOD
Invade Parkistrand
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676457304
>>676457227
>>676457125
>>676457093
>>676457080
>>676457004
>>676456962
>>676456890
>>676456862
None of these are me, OP.
>>676457491
Who are you?
Hey OP, I'm going to start posting avocado's so nobody can impersonating me, If someone rolls without posting an avocado It's not me.
>USSR
>>676457491
I can confirm two of those
>Bernhard Goetz
p.s. OP hurry the fuck up and put a new one you cunt
i dont care if its time im going to kill mysefl
>>676457581
I'm just a Risk-rollin' dude who likes to hang out on 4chan and get into some mutual dick sucking with my hot twink cousin. Invade Norway.
>Iceland
OP just invade Norway with Iceland, and I am going to start posting my shit art, so if there is no shit art it ain't Iceland.
i know this is a dumb question but what do you guys use to run risk? Microsoft paint?
>>676455654
expand into Ukraine
>USSR
>>676457975
>snapchat
>>676457989
Not me.
>USSR
>>676457831
Wanna chat about suckin' each other off, bro?
>>676457975
No friend we use GCC
>>676458362
No.
ok....this should be right
i'm doing my best with all you faggots impersonating eachother
>>676458684
>this fuckin' guy
>still thinks he's playing Risk
>>676456112
>niggers
Starts off in Africa in Algeria
Green
OP here, Bernhard Goetz is the only one who has been rolling correctly, so you guys better catch up
>>676458684
>>676458777
Invade Norway
>Iceland
>>676458684
>Conquer Syria
>Move into Iraq and Saudi Arabia more
>Kike Caliphate
>>676458777
Fill Russia.
>USSR
>>676458684
>niggers
Africa in Algeria
Green
Invade the rest of Iran
>Bernhard Goetz
>>676458833
Well thank you impersonator, as this Anon said roll to invade Norway.
>>676458943
reroll
>>676459008
reroll
>>676458777
>niggers
Take over Africa
>>676458684
Fill Russia.
>USSR
>>676458777
Not OP
>>676458974
rerolling for this
>>676459150
Expand into North Africa
>Kike Caliphate
>>676459256
Fuck off
>>676458777
Paint entire map with russian color
>USSR
>>676459179
Fuck off
>>676459361
Rolling for this, OP
>Kike Caliphate
>>676459485
Fuck off again the caliphate is mine
this one OP
>Serbia
>>676459594
reroll
>>676458974
you have all of norway
>>676459659
ANd bosnia
>>676459670
Fucking Norwegians.
>>676459670
kek, I roll to invade Denmark.
>>676459791
Norwegian guy here, I won't tell you who I'm playing as but I'm about to kick your ass.
>>676460103
Invade this guy
>Iceland
OP here, game's done, everybody out
congrats to winner Bernhard Goetz
>>676459951
Fuck, i am re rolling
>>676460408
Fuck off kike.
>>676460484
fucking nigger.
>>676460484
congrats to me
thank you OP for awarding this victory
>>676460484
Real OP here
>>676460484
gg bernie
Bernie Goetz invage pakistan
>>676460814
Continue Filling Russia.
>USSR
>>676460814
Hey, do you like magic tricks?
>>676460814
>Take all of iraq
>Take all of Saudi
>Kike caliphate
>>676460814
>niggers
Expand in Africa
>>676460814
Roll to invade Sweden.
>>676460814
>Poland
Starts in Poland
Any color
>>676460977
USSR player Alliance?
>>676461872
this is iceland?
>>676462082
Yes.
>>676461872
I will accept.
>USSR
OP here with new map
>>676462409
>niggers
Expand in Africa
>>676462409
Fill Russia, Spill Kazakhstan.
>>676462389
You can have Finland.
>>676462409
Invade Northern Germany roll.
>>676462785
Forgot sig.
>USSR
>>676462409
>Poland
Take rest of Poland
Iceland alliance?
>>676462409
>finish off saudi, go for qatar UAE and bahrain.
> Go for yemen and Oman
>kike caliphate.
>>676462998
No alliance. Fuck you Iceland.
Goetz invade more of Afghanistan
>>676462409
>The Inquisition
Spain
Purple
>>676462904
>Poland
Wants to become a satellite for USSR
>>676460814
>Tech Support
>India
>Blue
>>676462998
No, fuck of jew.
>>676463141
Fucking kike.
Goetz invade India
>>676463483
Top kek
>>676463458
Show me a pic of your asshole and I'll consider it.
>USSR
Goetz invade china
>>676463767
Not me.
>USSR
>>676463944
Yes or no
>Poland
>>676463944
>no avocado
>not USSR
>>676463767
No thank you
niggers
>>676464496
I am dark blue, sir.
Not cyan, sir.
>>676464496
>niggers
Expand in Africa
Kike caliphate
I need all lands in Africa
>>676464692
blue is taken nigger
>>676464496
Fill Kazakhstan.
>>676464171
With current affairs I don't think I can accept.
>USSR
>>676464496
Just noticed I never fully conquered Sweden, roll to finish that shit.
>>676464496
>Poland
Fill Poland
>>676464981
FUCK, Reroll, not going to post shitty art as it is a waste.
>Iceland.
>>676465125
We can reroll?
>>676465322
I think we can.
>>676464742
Reroll
Berno Goetz invades Cyan nigger's territories
>>676465322
3 rolls per turn
>>676465125
One roll per turn
>OP
>>676465608
reroll
>>676464496
Continue into Finland
>Iceland.
>>676464993
Reroll
Bernie Goetz into China
>>676465636
this nigger is not the real OP
>>676464496
I'm out.
I cede all my territory to Kike Caliphate.
>Serbia
>>676465759
Fuck off kike, I didn't even invade it yet.
>>676464496
>LepreChan
>Ireland
>Gold
>>676466052
>>676465759
>>676465844
>>676465636
Kike Caliphate is samefagging hard. Kick him out, OP.
>>676466254
gold is kike caliphate
>>676466494
>Poland
Is separate from kike caliphate
>>676466673
whatever is left, the op's map doesn't explain shit
>>676466494
i am none of those posts
fuck off
>kike caliphate
>>676467227
>niggers
I need the lands in Africa
To from niggerland
the new map arrives
couldn't get the exact color, so don't mind the slightly different shade of scottland
Blue is now Leprachan
>>676467527
why are you telling me?
>kike caliphate
>>676467659
>scotland
>blue
>scotland
expand into ireland
>>676460103
velsigne moderlandet !!!
>>676467659
Take over Iran. roll 1 of 3
>Kike Caliphate
Goetz takes over india starting with cyan niggers
>>676467659
roll 2 of 3
>Kike Caliphate
>>676467659
>niggers
Expand in Africa
Kike caliphate
You have nigger land that i need
>>676467659
All my land to the USSR, I have to go and we are allied.
>>676467659
roll 3 of 3
>Kike Caliphate
Goetz moves into china.
That thing on top of nepal is China
>>676467659
Fill Kazakhstan, Spill Estonia.
>USSR
>>676467899
reroll
>>676467659
>Poland
Expand in checks lands and into Austria
>>676467787
blue's taken
your pink
>>676467968
Aaaand now I control 50% of The map.
T-thanks!
>>676468327
No, I'M pink.
>NIP
>>676467659
Why does the map legend say Scotland is orange?
hurry up OP, my podcast is finished and i want to go to bed
>>676468766
>actually waiting for this autistic faggotry
How fucking lonely are you, son?
>>676469004
Kek
>>676468766
Well considering that the Iceland player gave the USSR all of his land this might take a while/
>>676469004
well what the fuck else am i supposed to do with my life
>>676469004
rerolling for this
Are we doing the bonuses?
>>676469574
SPOILER: The only bonus you'll get is by not participating in this cringe.
>>676468766
>Bernhard Goetz
Goodnight shitcunts, I hand all my land over to the USSR
THREAD IS END, USSR ABSORBS EVERYTHING.
>>676470290
You can't stop the niggers
>>676469994
Oh fug
>USSR
>>676470465
The Niggers got Ebola and died.
>>676470601
Rolling for this
New Map
OP is a slow poke
>>676470885
>niggers
Expand in Africa
>>676470885
Take the last of Russia and Finland, Spill The Baltic states.
>USSR
>>676470885
>>676471015
Reroll
Can the Niggers get Ebola and die? If trips they die.
>>676470885
>Poland
Expand to Austria
>>676470885
I give my territory to USSR
>scotland aka Jennifer Lawrence's Left Nipple aka France aka Blue aka Pink aka LepreChan aka Ireland aka The Inquisition aka Purple aka Spain aka Tech Support aka Cyan aka India
>because they are all me
>>676470885
Poland gives in to USSR.
>>676470885
I'm officially out. First player to claim my territory can have it.
>Kike Caliphate