>>676449204
my ex gf wanted to suck my dogs dick so i dumped that ass

>>676449420
lol, she asked you?

>>676449204
She asked for rough anal.
I fucking loved ramming my dick in her ass.

>>676449420
If she asked you...it means she had done it before

>>676449744
good woman, there

>>676449204
i told her to text me a fake story about getting fingered by her sister and she did, that was fun

>>676450057
very true dude

>>676449204
bump, nobody's dated any sluts?

>>676449204
got me pics of her sister naked and sucking cock.
exposed and played with herself while lying next to her sleeping nephew.

Got her to play with her pussy and and my dick with her 10-year old niece lying awake on the bed next to her awake, but she backed out without taking it further.

They said that they fucked my mom a lot.


Dating my dad was weird

>>676449204
she fisted my asshole without me knowing

>>676452136
she sounds fun, what she look like?

>>676452136
tan skin, fairly slim but good hips and firm C-cup tiddies. I'd say an 7.5 to 8/10

her sister was a 6/10, pretty face but flat and boring body

I also fucked her best friend behind her back but she didn't like that part.

>>676452252

lol wut?

>>676453701
damn, she sounds hot. any other stories? or details?

She gave me road head, in the backseat, with her mom driving us to the airport. She swallowed my cum so that she could answer a question her mom asked her.

Snuck out to her private school's baseball field one night with her roommate and roommate's boyfriend. While roomie and boyfriend made out on the 1st row of bleachers. My gf and I made out and fucked 2 rows behind them. She pulled her skirt up and bent over the seat. They didn't react to her moaning. They either were too into their own thing, or were just playing it cool.

Snuck away from dinner with her parents to grab something upstairs. Pulled her shorts to the side, bent her over her parents bed and came inside her as quick as I could so we could get back downstairs.

>>676453701
what do you want to know? she's an exhibitionist, good christian girl in public but a sub in the bedroom. She loved it when I watched her shower or made her dress slutty or started fingering her under the table out at dinner.

If I had that chance again I'd probably try to arrange something with her and her sister. They didn't get on, and while she'd never have a threesome they both have a vengeful streak, I think I could convince her to 'teach her a lesson.'

>>676454824
meant to be reply to >>676453975

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I was at my now ex's house having Christmas diner with her family
We got done early and the family stayed in the kitchen eating because that's what they do, talk and be a family
Her and I got up and said we were going to finish a movie we had started watching, which was true
We went into her brother's room to continue watching the movie and got a little frisky
The door was wide open out of respect for her family
We started fucking under the blanket but if we stopped fucking it would look like we were just cuddling
She was wearing a skirt and I pushed her panties aside
we could easily get up like nothing happened if we needed to
Pic related
X marks her brother's room and kit the kitchen

>>676455438
Meant to post but forgot
While we were fucking I kept asking her "what would your dad think if he came over and saw daddy's little girl getting fucked" and similar shit along those lines obviously in a whisper
She started moaning but with her mouth really shut trying to be quiet, I came inside her and she came when she felt me finish inside her. I don't think I've had a stronger orgasm than that one

GF asked me to fuck her with a loaded gun to her head. I did. We're married now, and she likes some crazy hot shit, but thinking of that one time still freaks me out.

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>>676449204
at night i chased her naked out in the front yard in my neighborhood, fucked and creampied here right there

>>676456727
shit, thats heavy

>>676457858
You don't know the half of it anon. It's a wild ride.

Convinced virgin girlfriend after a year and a half to try anal.
We started slow but then I started fingering her pussy and she started screaming for me to fuck her harder in the ass. Still jerk off to that memory

>>676455990
if we're counting that stuff I've had a gf who liked ageplay. She'd pretend to be my 8-year-old daughter and get me to do all kinds of kinky shit to her. molested her in a dark room, rape, made her watch while I fuck other women, I'd threaten to leave her alone and make her suck my cock while she cried.

When I was a teenager I knew a girl who loved to be caught by her parents. She'd go out of her way to put things her moms handbag in a room and then start riding me on the couch so her mom had no choice but to come in and get it.

>>676453701
>>676454179
>>676454824
>>676455438
>>676455990
>>676456887
>>676456887
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>676459252
i mean, mine was real. outdoor sex isn't that crazy, lol...

>>676459252
yup it's inconceivable that people have has sex

>>676459647
You don't think that faggot has had sex, do you?

>>676458723
wow, i envy you

>>676460785
what part?
kinky girls are everywhere. If you're happy with them being borderline insane you can get some fucked-up sex.

>>676449204
eat my cum
http://www.streamboobs.com/lana_rain/

>>676461233
i mean, my gf is kinky and shes awesome, but that is even far for her

>>676461720
kinkiness and insanity go hand in hand tbh fam. She was amazing fun in bed but you'd have to spend at least one day a week with her inconsolably crying.

I try to go for slightly more sane girls now and sacrifice some of the crazy sex.

>>676462072
true, i guess I'm in a pretty good spot then

>fucked my ex in an Uni elevator
>then fucked her ass in her mom's car
>she squirted on my coat
>dead fish stench
>she promised to take it to a dry cleaner
>dump her later that week
>never got my coat back

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My friend's girlfriend, she's my personal cocksucker

sexiest thing? convinced her bestfriend to blow me with her. nastiest? she was rolling on E was swapping front to back and i could see the poop going in her twat.

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>>676452770
Kek

>>676462797
mmmm, how'd that start?

>>676449204
would go to festivals and find drug dealers and run trains on her so we could get free molly. shit was cash.

>>676465011
Had her alone in the car for a while on a road trip and she gave me road dome then, been sucking ever since

my ex let my best friend jerk off looking at her boobs. all three of us were 18 and on mdma

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had a drunken threesome with her cousin who is also guy, we both regretted it after.

>>676466051
I bet you do bro. That's gotta make a weird thanksgiving.

>>676465295
Daaaaaaaamn

>>676466051
wow, thats a bad morning after

>>676462797
No she isn't.

I had my gf suck my uni dealer for weed once..

>>676449204
I once house sat for this chick. I dressed up in like 6 pairs of her panties, 4 bras and probably 10 pairs of her socks. I then proceeded to fuck a big pile of her dirty clothes in the floor. I literally climbed onto the pile and made love to it. After I netted in the pile, I pulled them all into her bed and I took a nap, still dressed in all her things, with her dirty socks and panties I'd just nutted in.

I wish I was lying.

>>676467187
?anon

>>676467037
we did it all the time and shit was fucking hot. we got so much free coke and molly bc of it and it was hilarious. we met at a house party right after her then current bf had cheated on her so she litterally let me and two other homies tag team her ass made us take pictures and then sent them to her bf haha she was a lot of fun

>>676458355
go on

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>>676449204
mi ex shat on me... accidentaly... but still

Kinda something like this http://webmshare.com/GydeA

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Banged her out with my buddy

>>676466608
dont get me wrong her cousin was a really cool and charismatic guy but can never look him in the eye afterwards, the dude was also a missionary.
>>676467056
lol the dude was gone before we even woke up the morning after

>>676468743
how'd he cum?

>>676462797

Daddy taught her good I guess. WTG!

>>676468820
I don't know, I nutted in her face and passed out when he was still fucking her, she didn't remember much either.

>>676467838
That's fucking awesome bro. I'm cracking up. You're a goddam role model.

>>676462797
Just saw this in a previous thread

>>676468743
No no no no! Stop! You're fucking killing me! A fucking missionary as well?! Death by a thousand keks.

>>676449420
>>676449744
Current gf wants both... and an incest family. Idk bout all that tho.

Fiancee: Roadhead for 2 hours while going 90 on the motorway. Finally nutted 15 mins from home.

Fingered her whilst driving multiple times. Usually slides out of her pants and gets the seat wet.

Ex:
Had two sisters, about 7 and 9. The younger one had the habit of walking around the house naked when she had company. The older one had the same habit, but stayed dressed. Cut to me and ex in bed, naked, and mid handy J/fingering. Her sisters come in, as usual, one undressed. She carries on jacking me off while they talk to her, and start climbing on the bed. They start moving the covers and shit, but she keeps going. Dick is in limbo. Feelsbadman.jpg.

After we broke up, she sucked my dick on the beachfront.

Few months after that, me, her, my friend and her friend were sat on the beach one night. She decided to flash her tits to us all, and then, without warning, started jacking me off. Her friend decided to do the same for my friend. Beach fucking ensues.

Bonus - Friend's gf:

Came to a house party, played strip poker against a loaded deck and lost badly, ending up in forfeits. Ended up fingering herself in front of 5 of us, received several spankings, put an ice-pop up her pussy for people to suck, then started receiving loads. Good party.

>>676449204
Nothing. Cause I ain't got one.
And if I did It would be existing.

>>676467701
I've also done that tbh

>>676469576
what thread m8

>>676469699
odds are you'll have ugly kids, and all boys. You don't want to be locked into fucking that anon.

incest isn't all sexy 14-year-old girls who want some daddy time

>>676449420
poor dog

>>676470274
Girlfriend nude game lol

>>676469786
youre boring.

>>676470510
Anymore?

>>676469666
Yup, but I guess he wasn't really a true missionary when his family more or less forced him to do it.

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fuckbuddy *demanded* i stick it in her ass

she was on pills and didn't remember it the next day

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>>676471013
Only one I got before it died

>>676468470
Moar

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So unfortunately true anon.... though she's promised me a daughter even if it takes adoption.

Still probably gonna follow four F's as my grand pappy taught me!
Find'em
Fool'em
Fuck'em
Forget'em

>>676471064
I don't know, he missioned the shit outta his cousin. God works in mysterious ways.

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>>676464098
WHO DIS??

she looks hot in a crazy sort of wai

sause naow

Where to start..

I watched her fuck herself with a cucumber. Then she used it in our salad for dinner.

She fucked herself with a banana and gave it to me for a snack.

She let me fuck her doggy style in the doorway of her front door while the door was open.

She licked my asshole while jerking me off in the shower.

She gave me a blowjob in a mall parking lot while her coworker (female) held my balls then jerked me off into my ex gf's mouth.

Fucked her reverse cowgirl on her patio while her coworkers (police) had a party in the yard behind hers. Only thing keeping them from seeing us were Italian Cyprus trees.

She gave me a BJ in a church parking lot.

She gave me a BJ in the Police Chief's office

She let me fuck her on her desk at the police department just ten minutes before before she went to the department Christmas party.

She gave me a BJ in the men's room at the International Car Show.

>>676454824
You can't just belong to a religion "in public"
She ain't no christian

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>>676468470
>>676471396
Right before we tag teamed hed

>>676471651
kek am out..

>>676472138
her father was a baptist minister. She still goes to church every sunday and believes deeply in god.

The fact that it was so wrong was party why she got off on it so hard. I never convinced her to fuck in a church but I did fuck her immediately before and after.

>>676471946

you have quite the imagination

>>676472402
I love innocent looking sluts. Any more?

>>676472138
Your majesty. Faggetdom awaits your return.

>>676472927
Don't be butthurt because you love cops.

I would get my gf to suck my dick hard when they're talking to their parents on the phone, wonder if im the only one who enjoys this.

>>676472704
Well if the "god" from the bible was real, which it seems like she believes, according to you, how does she feel about eternity in hellfire?

>>676473553
I've done that a few times but I'm not great at multitasking. I prefer to slowly fuck her while she's on the phone.

>>676473240

i don't even know how to respond to such autism

>>676473922
Just continue pulling your pud and living vicariously through those of us who have actually done the shit you have only read about in Penthouse forum.

>>676449204
I borked my ex at a plane factory where we both worked

>>676473918
what's there to multitask? just love seeing her slobber on my dick while her parents are berating her on why she sounds distracted

>>676474547
sorry, misread that as 'while you're talking to their parents on the phone'

Agree completely with what you actually said

>>676474405
did you mean porked? or bjorked? cos i didnt think she had a private jet

>>676456727
Whatd you say when she first brought it up?

>>676468990
WTG?

>>676449204
Public teen sex everywhere. In the back seat of car while her mom was driving, in an empty park, jungle gym, cemetery, woods, god I miss her.
>This is when I was 16 and she was 15, almost 4 years ago
>ass was phat

Fucked my wife in a corn maze.

Fiancé: make her strip and put her collar and leash on herself and kneel before me. Put her ballgag on her and bind her arms behind her back, then push her forward onto her knees, shoulders, and tits. Give her a few good hard smacks with the nine-lashed whip to leave some pronounced red lines on her ass. Take the ballgag off of her and force it deep into her pussy once she's wet. Grab the back of her collar and pull her back up to kneeling and shove my cock in her mouth. Grab her hair and hold her face balls deep. Fuck her throat. Have my way with her. Pull out and bend her over the bed on her tits. Pull the ballgag from her soaked cunt and force it back in her mouth. Let her enjoy her own flavor while I fuck her. Cum inside. Nice creampie. Pull her off of the bed and onto her knees and make her suck my cock and balls clean.

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Pic related ex had sex with a Fox Terrier she was dog sitting while also baby sitting.

Wish I had not deleted the audio calls and shit.

>>676458355
Well then continue, my man

we kinda raped her younger brother

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>>676479685
is her name, tori, Victoria? maybe bella?...

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>>676467701
wew

>>676467838
next up on things that didn't happen, 4chan user lies to seem cool. what a little faggot.

>>676468295
Sort of random to post a picture of Ted Cruz with a comment about your ex shitting on you..

>>676480675

No sire, Christa.

My girlfriend likes girls.

We frequently browse backpage escorts

At my birthday party a friend talks about all the hot escorts he banged after I showed him the ads the last time we drank together.

Girlfriend sneakily asks him lots of questions.

We get home from the strip club and are all doing blow, I'm told by all my friends to go shower and make sure my cock is clean shaven.

I shower and lay in bed doing lines

I get fucked by my girlfriend and a 10/10 blonde Russian escort while I'm high as shit.

>>676449204
Let see, from 0-100
>rimming 69
>cum in mouth swallow
>fuck in ass
>cum in ass
>make her squirt
>in my mouth
>back in hers
>spit in my mouth
>piss on
>piss in mouth
>piss in pussy
>suck piss out , spit in her mouth , she drinks.

>>676482941
Forgot
>fisting
>both hands (mine are not small )
>big toes in pussy