>>676437604
Sell whatever it is you're posting from?

>>676438038
I don't really have anything to sell. Nobody would want any of my cheap plastic furniture. I'm posting this from a library computer.

>>676438175
move in with your parents or a friend

look for rooms for rent

find a job

an hero

>>676437604
I love seeing people get what's coming to them

>>676438175
>live on street
>shitpost from library

You're welcome.

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>>676438175
>on 4chan
>posting this from a library computer
>just realized how much I need to re-evaluate my life

m8

>>676438581
hows highschool champ?

>>676437604
me have lots of money....PROVE IT. and i will help you.

>>676438994
>me have lots of money....

yeah sounds legit

>>676437604
Conversion to Islam is the solution. Peace.

Sell your body. If it is that bad, you'll do it.

>>676438994
I said I didn't want to beg but looking at your offer I lit up, and now I sound pathetic.

Would posting the eviction notice on here be enough?

And also, I know it sounds stupid and you're taking me on my word but if you do help me I do want to pay you back someday. We can talk about it on email if you want after I post the notice on here.

>>676438994
Money that should have been spent on an education.

suck a dick for cash OP

>>676438175
Sell the library.

donate plasma

>>676440299
You are forced to get an education so that you can make more money in life.Unless you want to learn, why get an education if you are already rich?

Honestly? Post on craigslist and do whatever they ask you to.

>>676437604
Steal video games from Walmart and sell them to Gamestop or pan handle

or a combination of both

>>676440737
Are you fucking serious?

>>676440732
the should net around like 40? Something like that, now you're halfway there. If you anything somewhat valuable, you can pawn it, for like 30 days and then pick it back up when you got the cash. Also sell your sperm. Also Scam people at gas stations.

>>676437604
Donate plasma.

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>>676440737

>>676441719
what is plasme

>>676437604
Go to the labor pool dude, wtf. 50-60 bucks a day.

>>676441457
Yeah, why the fuck should I get an education if I'm making 6 figures a year

>>676442031

Liquid component of blood (minus the red blood cells)

>>676442031
Jesus Christ. No wonder you getting kicked out.

>>676441719
>>676442031

This is also a good idea for a quick buck

>>676437604
Hit the road go south america and teach english. Give u enough money for food and rent and live comfortable enough down there.

>>676438175
Kill yourself. Your life is hopeless already.

>>676442146

I have both.

>>676437604
Beg on the street you can make $80 in two days easy, or collect cans and bottles

>>676442322
why du you fuckign be such a dickhed!? fucuck you fagl0rd

suck a dick or drive around and scrap a bunch of metal.

>>676443173
Yeah. Exactly why you're getting tossed. Seriously what do you do for work? How old are you?

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>>676438994
>>676439928
I got the unfilled out one they emailed me, I hope it's good enough. I blacked out my personal information here.

If you want to talk through email my email is

[email protected]

>>676442031
This isn't me

>>676443635
Again that isn't me, the OP

My girlfriend left me because she liked another guy, after which her dad who is both of our bosses fired me. It was an okay paying job but the thing is that you were guaranteed money if you went up the ranks and I had already spent two years committed to that job. At least she didn't cheat, but she did spin things to make my life miserable.

I'm jobless because most of my training is useless in other fields

>>676437604
Typically eviction notices are gives several months to pack your stuff and leave.

>>676439928
Me: slept under bridges. Prostitution. Abandoned houses. Winter. Summer. Spring. Fall. Christmas. Birthday. New year. O. D. Dead. Revived. No AA. Clean. Sober. Now: married. 4 kids. Job. Extended family. Life worth living. Kicking things in the ass instead of letting things kick mine. Get up. Help yourself. Make it work.

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>shitposting on library computer
Living on edge OP

>>676439928
Sell u blood

Do you have any overdraft protection? It's a pain in the ass in the long run, but it'll get you through a tight spot. I pulled $800 out of an ATM when i had a balance of $3.

>>676444725
TRU THIS FAG IS SO POR HE DON HAV HIS OEWN ALIENWERE COMPUTEERXDXD!!!!

>>676439193
top kek

>>676437604
See if you have a plasma bank, they usually pay good. Explain situation to landlord, ask if he might let you work it off.
Armed robbery as a last ditched effort.

>>676437604
Donate plasma. 50$ like nothin

Donate blood, pays okay.

>>676444018
Search that email. He did the same thread UN August of last year. Hahahaha

>>676446293
Hey, you're right. Oh, what's the deal?

>>676444018
>her dad who is both of our bosses fired me
Go to the Workforce Commission and file a wrongful termination complaint.

>>676441497
Like anyone would want that losers splooge... Be real.

>>676446965
Op, what's the deal? Phone auto corrected it to oh.

>>676442146
Both of your pussies stink of lies niggers.

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>>676445540
The joke was OP is on 4chan /b/ in public you fucking mong

>>676437604
Nice copypasta faggot.

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>>676444507
Man or woman?

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>>676446293 is right, >>676437604 is just trying to get people to feel sorry for him and email him. OP will then pull their heartstrings and ask for a small loan that you'll never see again.
>OP is not poor
>OP is not getting evicted
>OP didn't lose his job

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>>676447598
that pick is photoshopped as fuck

>>676437604
Donate Plasma

You must BECOME the thief.

>post add on craiglist
>suck dick for $1
>suck 80 dicks
>pay landlord

Keek it up and you can get good spending money.

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>>676444018
Don't forget that if you are out of a job and were working for 6 months, you can then collect unemployment money from the state agency. As to specifics on how long and how much you get, that varies by state of course. But you should really look that up.

You still have those 2 days, so you'd better hustle to make the best of the time you still have shelter. No time to feel sorry for yourself sitting in the warm (or cool) library. And for the future, you'd better educate yourself. To not know what plasma is, well, that seems to say that you have no interest in learning. Today's society requires continual growth just to stay even. That's because society is always advancing, so if you don't at least grow your abilities a little, you get left behind.

Social services is also important, so you have to look up all that info too as well as find some friends who might let you crash with them. If you have no friends because you were always one of those "who needs other people?" types, well, now is when you see the folly of your ways in taking people for granted.

>>676438730
Well he's not a broke loser, so better than your life at least

>>676448138
OP is a fraud, idiot

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>>676448138
see
>>676447832
and
>>676446293

>>676447833
Nothing gets by you.

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>>676447832
SCAMMER then setting up to rip off kind helpful people? What a way to go, making such types of helpful and kind people extinct by filling them with bitterness of getting scammed.

>>676448515
was that a fat joke? fuck off normie

>>676448418
Long ago, I helped someone. They scammed me of course as they weren't really homeless. After that, I stopped being even remotely liberal and voted straight republican party ticket. Get rid of all social welfare and then I will feel avenged.

Well my buddy is a cop, and since fraud is still a felony offense, I went ahead and sent him screenshots of this thread and OP's email.

So to OP, here's what to expect: Nothing, then when you relax, a very unfriendly knock on the door.

>>676437604
Suck 40 dicks for $2.50
>you'll need the extra $20 for chapstick.

>>676448138
just to be informative, if someone did in fact have 2 days until being evicted unemployment won't suddenly kick in. There is always a 2 week waiting period before they start giving money. And usually you can be on it for 2 years, sometimes longer but they are real sticklers about it.

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reported.

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>>676447833
No shit you normie

>>676437604
Day-trade something you can buy some cocaine mixed it with brick dust and sell it in a party fam

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>>676448515
>>676449981

samefags fucking kill yourselves

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>>676450194
Guess again, fucko!!!

sign up for a credit card.

>>676450540
wow good photoshop man you'r good

>>676450540
What? You mean more than one person thinks anon is a fucking retard?

IMPOSSIBLE

>>676450682
Yeah he photoshopped his phone less than a minute after you accused him. You're one dumbass motherfucker

>>676450861
it was 2 minutes, faggot. i've photoshopped titties for magazines in less than that amount of time. nice bait though faggot go back to fageddit

>first eviction notice
>thinks the only option except living on the streets are to kill yourself
You are a fucking weak-minded degenerate. Kill yourself now and spare us the trouble of your existence, since you probably going to kill yourself anyways the next time something "tragic" happens to you.
Pathetic.

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>>676450194
Autism kicking into overdrive

>>676451345
Showed that fucker!

>>676451345
So assuming he saw your post the EXACT SECOND you posted it, he would have had to...

1. Take a screenshot
2. Transfer photo to PC (which we'll just assume he had open and ready to go for some reason)
3. Open Photoshop/Paint
4. Shoop the file
5. Save it
6. Find this thread (cause let's not forget he was browsing on his phone, unless you think he was browsing the exact same thread on his phone and computer at the same time)
7. Upload the picture and call you a fucko

You really believe that's what happened? If you do, I think you're as dumb as shit

>>676451541
yeah hows the muslim invasion going faggot dont worry ill pray for u to not get bombed

>>676451999
Good trips wasted on a complete fucking retard

>>676451798
hey theanks bro. its hard trying to control these fegoots invading 4chan every day.

>>676451948
hey dipshit the iphone has photoshop apps on it. fucking retard

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>>676451999
checkem faggots that means I'm right

>>676452555

what in the fuck just happened here

>>676452416
Ok so change the part where he uploads to PC to

2. Opens iPhone photo app

and change the part where he shoops the file to

4. Does a pixel perfect shoop using his fingers

Honestly that makes you sound even more retarded kek

>>676452555
Checked and checked, how's the autism?

>>676452750
his fatass fingers let him just swipe once and thats it

>>676452844
pretty good getting trips for days bitch

>>676452996
Thinking is hard with aspergers.

>>676437604
Military

>>676453090
Here's a good explanation on why that's so important to you

http://www.livescience.com/35586-autism-brain-activity-regions-perception.html

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mfw newfags from tumblr on this board cant handle my trips so they call me autistic

>>676451345
You're a fucking douche. I am neither of the anons you are faggoting at, but fucking go to bed. Fucking tryhard ass carrot.

>>676453563
> Patterns are the Asperger's child's dream come true. We see patterns everywhere, even when others don't notice them. Aspie behaviour, to some extent, is governed by patterns

http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/10/patterns-and-lining-things-up-in.html

>>676453842
go back to /hebe/ cumt

>>676453991
where the fuck do you think you are

>>676453563
>Reliance on routine, obsession with categories and patterns and limited conversation are all symptoms of Aspergers that may be observed at home.

https://therapyinabin.com/monday-with-maureen-adults-with-aspergers/

>>676453991
see
>>676453563

>>676444018
lmao. No one actually read it. It reads "monies"


sage


abandon thread.

done