>>676435757
I have a small dick?

I hold the door open for other people.

I like movies where white people team up with slaves, it makes me feel less guilty
Also op is a faggot

>>676435757
That proves you're American and therefore the probabilities of you being white are just 2/3.

When I listen to music, I use headphones because not everyone has the same musical taste than I do and other people don't want to be disturbed.

>>676435757
I can't

I know all the words to lose yourself by Eminem.

>>676435757
That's Americans idiot

I still dance like it's 1997

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All Lives Matter.

I get nervous when "blacks" walk by my car

>>676437966
do you lock the doors when you

check em?

Unless I want lipsmackers harming my precious white queen

I slightly smile and quietly say "hey" whenever I pass by someone during my daily walk

I actually enjoyed the full house reboot

I wave to other people on boats

I have a huge cock and am male.
I'm using a computer that I bought myself.

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>>676435757
Is this proof enough?

I like KFC and watermelons

I listen to Tyler, The Creator

I suffer from inferiority complex, and women makes me very uneasy.

The Eagles is a great band

I have a coexist sticker on my car

>>676435757
i dont have a criminal record

I chew copenhagen

>>676435757
When I pass by someone on the sidewalk I put my head down or make brief eye contact and then smile a little bit and look away.

I own a dank meme Instagram account.

I bump this https://m.soundcloud.com/outofmana/white-mans-burden/s-TDUEi

I have an IQ over 120

I take my family to Disneyland every year

People care when I die in mass numbers via terrorism

>>676438217
Not
>>676438217
But I have locked my doors before around 'nogs. Felt really guilty after, but I damn sure didn't unlock them.

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>>676435757
Who else would dress like this?

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>>676435757
I'm voting for Trump and support his ideas.

Related to both, Heil Hitler

>>676435757
even though my gf cheated on me im willing to stay with her

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>>676435757
Never been arrested
Have a father
Can read and write
Was skipped a grade twice in school
Make more than 100k a year
Not a fan of fried chicken or watermelon
All of my guns are registered

Good enough?

I don't talk in movie theatres

I'm considering buying an electric car because global warming is a threat and by driving an electric car I'm helping in saving humanity.

I can moderately speak Spanish and am fluent in English. No nigger can speak more than one language, even in the slightest.

I have sex in the missionary position soley to procreate

I own a minivan

I will vote Hillary this year because we need a woman in office. Oh and Obama did nothing wrong and he is the best president ever.

I have long, non-curly blonde hair.

>>676442158
>No nigger can speak more than one language
>Implying that they can even manage that

>>676435757
I clap at everything

>>676435934 inb4 agruements about Africans

I don't go absolutely apeshit when I see a magic trick

>>676435757
Im not on welfare.

I confessed to a girl verbally and did not mouth rape her or stick my hand down her pants.
And I got rejected too.

>>676439004
Checks out

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I can drink half a gallon of chocolate milk in an hour.

>>676436203
My sides

>>676443393
chocolate milk is shit

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>>676435757
I have a good credit score.

I can read a schematic

bonus: when I buy a new car its price range easily fits what I can afford

I can read cursive.

I know my father.
None of my close friends are dead or imprisoned.
I graduated high school.
I don't smell like shit.

The only way to know for certain whether someone is white on the internet is if they claim to be black

>>676443552
Im white and cant read cursive....

>>676435757
I can't jump.

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>>676438952
autismo-capitalism

I enjoy the fine sport of racquetball.

>>676444023
How does this prove anything? Black people can be gay too.

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I am vury loud in public and enjoy fried chicken and fizsicaly and emotionally abuse my children in my public. My baby daddy in jail and live in section8 .

>>676435757
I'm an iranian. Even hitler knew we were aryan. Even the name of our land means "land of the aryans"

I don't hold guns sideways. I have an education.

I graduated high school.

I can anger people with my mere presence.
I can walk into a grocery store with a hoodie and not be followed.

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>>676443538
Confirmed nigger or jew or asian maybe latina..
.youy friend are not white.

I think that water is too spicy

>>676435757
Anon that only proves that you are american

I listen to Queens of the Stone Age

I was a member of the KKK

I'm a fucking walking paradox

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>>676444264
You are very confused my friend . Ever read the bible??

>>676444844
>im a faggot*
ftfy

I just had diarhea because the creme egg i shoved up my ass melted

>>676435757
I work 40-50 hours a week

My eyes are blue, dirty blonde hair

>>676445039
Top kek

I enjoy My Chemical Romance.

>>676435757
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>676435757
I work 40+ hours a week.

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>>676435757
I dance by jerking my arms like my toe is jammed in a light socket.

I enjoy a nice potato salad.

I consider moo goo gai pan an exotic ethnic food.

I drive any distance longer than my car.

I enjoy songs about pick-up trucks, hound dogs, and achy-breaky hearts.

I wear shoes without socks... unless they're sandals, in which case I always wear socks.

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>>676444210

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>>676436203
>feeling guilty at all

I'm not white fucking rednecks. Suck my Indian cock.

Chocolate milk is the shit and I constantly say nigger, to white people

>>676435757
I smile a little bit when I see Hitler's face

>>676445487
In the glory days this statement only applied to blacks

I don't write with the whole pencil in my hand.

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>>676445220
Faghot confused and confirmed. You a re huge fag. And probably are white. Fucking sissy ass brainwashed newage motherfuckers.

I have a job

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>>676445713
Oh how times have changed...

>>676435757
I play Smash Bros competitively.
Melee, P:M, and Brawl Minus for anyone wondering.

>>676435757
>I clap when the plane lands
The only times I've ever experienced this were upon landing in Costa Rica. And those Ticos weren't white.

*Starts rapping*
I'm a fuckin' walkin' paradox, no I'm not
Threesomes with a fuckin' triceratops, Reptar
Rappin' as I'm mockin' deaf rock stars
Wearin' synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks
Bedrock, harder than a muthafuckin' Flintstone
Makin' crack rocks outta pissy nigga fishbones
This nigga Jasper tryna get grown
About 5'7" of his bitches in my bedroom
Swallow the cinnamon, I'mma scribble this sinnin' shit
While Syd is tellin' me that she's been gettin' intimate with men
(Syd, shut the fuck up) Here's the number to my therapist
(Shit) Tell him all your problems, he's fuckin' awesome with listenin'
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses
I told him to quit bitchin' and this isn't a fuckin' hotline
For a fuckin' shrink, sheesh I already got mine
And he's not fuckin' workin', I think I'm wastin' my damn time
I'm clockin' three past six and goin' postal
This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine cocks that cock nines
This ain't no V Tech shit or Columbine
But after bowlin', I went home to some damn Adventure Time
(What'd you do?) I slipped myself some pink Zannies
And danced around the house in all-over print panties
My mom's gone, that fuckin' broad will never understand me
I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin

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So which one are you, whiteboy?

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>make America dank again

>>676446147
Well shit I saw him live

>>676435757
I shower on a regular basis

I watch baseball

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I listen to instructions and directions and am a old fag. Its an imageboard. Image share them. Borad we post. IE:OP. /original poster. Fucking moral fags

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Im an engineer

>>676435757
i have no criminal recored

>>676435757
That's a Serb thing, I thought

I have a dad and can talk to police officers without being shot

I like mayo

>>676435757
I can fit my lips comfortably in a bottle of Gatorade

Hi! My name is Penn Jillette!

>>676446147
somewhere in between the emo and chad.

I say lets take a silly picture

>>676446397
Hybrid 1/3 ftw

>>676435757

I'm not scared of cops.

I'm on /b/

>>676435757
I love pork and alcohol

>>676442493
doesn't mean anything, the people of Melanesia have curly blond hair and blue eyes

I shot and killed 69 kids on an island and blew up a federal building.

>>676443698
so you're younger than 25

>>676443730
and I can't dance

>>676435757
I pee on the side of the toilet to reduce the noise level and only poop when a hand dryer is on.

>>676441623
underrated post

I'm black and all these posts are garbage

>>676446013
U wot m8

>>676435757
>I hopped the fence to get to the US
aww shit

I'm not good at basketball I don't sling crack I don't talk while my mouth is full or use my phone at the dinner table is that enough?

>>676435757
>Prove to me that you are white
I can't. You'll just have to take my word for it.

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>>676442648

>>676435757
I used to think Obama was Muslim because his middle name is Hussein. I still have my doubts.

>>676448578
shut up nigger

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I cum fast then get embarrassed

>>676449196
>dont use phone at dinner table
>non white detected

>>676449363
He didn't say prove that you're retarded, anon.

>>676448578
white person confirmed

>>676435757
i dont steal stuff, im not yellow, i dont have sand in my shoes, i dont make tacos, I speak english

>>676449196
No commas or periods. Non white detected

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Because I'm a cuck.

I can read

>>676449580
Im with u

I eat oatmeal for breakfast and pb&j for lunch pretty much every day

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>>676435757
I am not fucking kidding you.

>>676435757
I drink actual grape juice

>>676446397
i'm like a cross between the top two

When I was 21, I had a 401k and Roth IRA

I Have a semi racist dad

I deposit my tax returns

>>676449580
lasgna boi

>>676446397
At least we have 4 types, there's pretty much only one type of nigger

>>676435757
I believe in monogamous relationships

>>676446397
>>676451104
Top right

>>676435757
I have an SUV crossover and enjoy wilderness camping.

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>>676439004

>>676437349
Mom's spaghetti?

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>>676445312

Virginfag detected

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>>676451250
good one

>>676438217
I think it's hilarious when people lock their doors when I walk near their car

I'm a Confederate Civil War reenactor.

>>676435757
I shot up my school once

I have a steady job, a long term relationship, a good homelife, I go to school, and I still find time to read. Here's the kicker-I enjoy it.

>>676435757
I love black dick

>>676435757
I have a good income, no criminal record, and slightly above average IQ.

>>676435934
Asian =/= white. Nice try faggot.

>>676435757
i live outside the jungle

My name is latysha

>>676437966
Well that's just common sense.

>>676437769
That implies black lives matter, and quite frankly that level of ignorance is offensive.

>>676438555
Checked. Seriously though, you are a good man. To many faggots today who can't be bothered with basic etiquette and politeness.

>>676440137
That just proves you are a faggot. Plenty of those of all races.

>>676441623
Kek. I mean they should but still, kek.

>>676442648
Fucking this.