Waifu claiming thread.
Version Lemon
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Sup
Obligatory claim.
>>676430949
Damn, well I'm glad that you didn't get hit by some jackass.
Whenever I take walks every now and again I almost get ran over, haven't gotten hit yet though *winks*. You sleep well?
>>676431282
Film it and stream it for me, I'll record it, no worries. I might even be your 2nd in command shooter, I wouldn't mind.
>Gonna shoot that one kid right in his face.
>Always shoots me dirty looks in the halls
>>676431282
Go pro or go home
Miho claimed
To lazy to add link to say Hi in last thread.
>>676432036
YES! on time this time
>>676431282
I had some personal experiences yes, sadly.
Usually people with mental problems are attracted to me, not even kidding. I met too many people that cut themselves and seemed very dull/ unhappy with life. Seeing these people broke my heart and i dont want to live on a world with people that live like that, so i feel like i should do something about it. I dunno if i'll make a change but i am sure going to try!
Homura claimed, and brb again, time for a sandwich!
>The ride never ends
Ayy
I'm hungry
>claimed
>>676432332
claimed
Hey guys
Claiming Holo
~awoo
Claiming this ship.
>>676432036
Miia claimed
Claimed.
>>676432568
Claimed for the claim god.
>>676432228
Yeah. And luckily there won't be many people on the river, since its a bit early in the season for whitewater.
And try to be careful
>>676432668
Been awhile
>>676432375
Enjoy your sandwich, buddy.
>>676432434
>Go eat something if you're hungry, ya goof.
Resupplying
>>676432434
You should ask >>676432668 to lay you some eggs.
>>676432719
Saved, thanks anon
>>676432568
hello awoo
Bestia
>>676431929
Sólo te digo la verdad. Además, eres demasiado bueno para esos normies, deberían pelearse por ti
>Ya lo harán
>>676432092
>>676432217
>Especially for you
It's impossible to be more cute than you!
>You the qtiest ever!
> The Hardy Brothers were my boys!
They were amazing. Jeff was the crazier of them, though
>>I actually met Matt a long time ago heh
I want to hear about that!
>JURI
>>676432832
Nice, get all that open space for messing around.
Eh, I'll try, no promises though.
>>676432668
>>676432668
Qt Snek, and it has been a while, you do anything fun?
>>676433072
Hello
>>676432399
And it shouldn't
>>676432668
I still have your child captive
>>676432847
I'll do it
>>676433140
>sorry, i had to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V6ulxTRSDc
>>676432941
For eggs there's Okuu
>>676433227
I don't have to dodge rafters! Why don't they at least warn people before crashing into kayakers?
I'd miss ya, but Fran might be able to save ya
>>676432844
It's back
>>676433409
Wouldn't give her much of a chance to lay unfertilized eggs.
Hello
>>676432434
Hey Galko.
>I'm Hungry
Probably a good idea you eat kek
>>676433140
>It's impossible to be more cute than you!
<3<3<3
>They were amazing. Jeff was the crazier of them, though
I wish I had met him too!
>I want to hear about it!
They came to my city and I got to meet them after the show
>Is it a good time to mention I have a personal letter and Autograph from John Cena?
>Heh
>>676433277
Hey there Operator Chan! How's /k/ been treating ya?
I havent been back in a bit. I should lurk again
>>676433864
hello hanako
Internet claimed
>>676433864
Hello
>>676433787
but radioactive eggs
>>676433864
Hey there Hanako! How are you?
>>676432036
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>>676434171
oh no...
>>676433864
Hi
>>676433940
Hi Ruby
I'm trying to find something to eat
>my cousin wants to marry John Cena
>>676433586
Yeah man, get all that open space and not have to risk running in to them. Probably because most people are clueless, heh. Glad you aren't though.
Kek, y'all move on probably within a week. Knowing my luck Fran would get there hours after I'm dead.
>>676433376
>that video
muh heart </3
Jeff had some big problems with drugs, if it wasn't for that, he'd still be in the WWE
>>676433940
>personal letter and Autograph from John Cena
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
PS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6P3Pq9OYo
>>676433864
Hi Hana!
>>676433864
Hi. Can I drink tea with you?
Gotham is a pretty good show.
>Best idol claimed
>>676433232
Nothing in special
So bored.
>>676432941
>>676434171
>>676433787
>>676433409
Did someone say laying eggs?
>>676433376
>I still have your child captive
No you don't
>>676434275
- .-.. / -.. .-.
>>676434554
That's Fate shitting ping-pong and golf balls.
>>676434682
haha
>>676434373
i didn't think scooby doo would fall for the memes
>>676434551
Same
>>676434373
Never was a huge Hardy fan, but it does suck.
>>676434554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>676434583
Prove me wrong
>>676434398
Yeah of course you can :)
>>676434257
Im fine, and yourself?
Tsukasa is truth
>>676434583
that's a decoy snek
>>676434334
Nice. Hope you can find something soon!
>My mom wanted to marry him for so long
>Pretty sure she still does
>>676434373
Hehe. I got it as a birthday gift. My mom was talking to someone at her job and sure enough, it turns out to be John's mother! My birthday comes around and I get a personal letter and everything!
Here's the autograph!
>Sorry for shit pic. Light here sucks
>>676435092
I'm good! Just relaxing right now.
>Rubyanon
>>676435038
Once again i am sorry!
>>676434364
Well, most go guideless on this river, since it is a smaller one.
We wouldn't forget you! And who said you had to be alive for Fran to help you?
>>676434482
Aw, that's to bad
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Confirmed school shooter
>>676432228
Perfect!
That'll teach those fucking normies
>>676432358
I'm sorry to hear that!
Oh my god I know the feel except I'd say mine are more extreme.
A girl I knew liked me actually carved my name into her wrist...
You will definitely make a change! Enough people like you can make so much difference
One hour fifty-two minutes. /v/. Last reminder. It was fun while it lasted.
>>676435265
>>676434373
Letter with names/face crossed out
>Rubyanon
>>676435092
<3 prepare to get your hair braided.
Aaaand im back!
While i was enjoying this sandwich with Homura i thought of a simple game for you.
Post pics of your waifu in a maid outfit!
>>676435132
what are you doing here?
>>676435437
haha, having a cutter love you is horrible and awesome at once, ey?
>>676435685
>>676435685
>Post pics of your waifu in a maid outfit
>>676435369
Ahh, alright. That makes more sense.
I don't think so, but hey. Who knows.
>Lack of oxygen would kill my brain cells
>I'd be a vege
>>676435437
>We shall be remembered through the decades, brother.
>>676435685
Welcome back, buddy. Hope that sandwich is good.
>>676435369
Just went to the pool
>>676432358
Hey baby you seem attractive.
>>676435437
>a girl who liked me actually carved my name into her wrist
Not the start of a horror movie at all, what could go wrong...
>>676435631
Till what? Are you OK?
>>676434794
Internet memes are becoming more and more powerful each day. One day, news broadcasters will RKO their colleagues for the audience
>>676435038
There were tons of great wrestlers back then
>I still remember a Rey Mysterio vs Great Khali match. Brutal
Which one was your favourite?
>>676435265
I'm not saying I'm jelly
>But I am
What are the chances? You were incredibly lucky, and that is really fucking cool. You were probably beyond surprised when you got it
>>676435265
>>676435645
As much as I am critical of pro wrestling this is really cute.
Mugi claimed
>>676435725
>>676435858
Fran doesn't care about realism, you will be OK. It's a comedy manga that only occasionally fucks it's shit up
>>676435862
That sounds fun!
>>676435645
That is legit one of the coolest things I've seen from a pro wrestler, holy crap
Claimed
In the awkard time where I can't being out my snowmobile or ATV'S.
emperor claimed. sorry i'm late
Hey now, I just woke up, it's 12pm and I automatically find a waifu thread. Is this my life?
>>676435820
Heh, for sure!
I was both really worried but flattered...
Who would do that for someone?
>>676435858
>The 4chan Killer-Kun's
>>676435865
Oh it got worse
She started stalking me
Changed her hair to match my then-gf's
You don't even know how scary that was...
>>676436071
Mugi a cutest!
>>676436080
what are you teaching?
>>676435887
>Internet memes are becoming more and more powerful each day. One day, news broadcasters will RKO their colleagues for the audience
Years ago waifus were just memes :>
>>676436080
I won't tell you how it's been for me.
Your departure. Your vanishing. Your abandonment.
I don't want you to feel guilty about me.
And I don't think it's necessary to say how much I've missed you anymore.
Tribute <3
>>676436448
>>676435887
Oh my god I freaked out. It was insane!
Younger me had a great time running into celebrities. Now I seem to run into youtubers a bit often now
>Rey Mysterio
619 Baby!!! I love him!
>>676436330
I'm still shocked it happened! They're honestly really cool people!
>>676435968
I dont watch it anymore (I watch boxing more now funny enough), but the fact they did this is just too damn adorable. I will always respect that man for that reason alone
>>676435863
Oh boy! Here we go again!
>>676435865
I'm going to start a GamerGate thread on /v/.
>Mfw.
>>676436176
Shit, guess I'm getting revived as a mangled road kill creature.
>>676436567
oookay, that was a good lesson
>>676436744
Now? Or in an hour?
>>676436651
Again where? Into lewder pics? :<
>>676436499
oh...no
>>676436176
You should go too
>>676433357
Emi freaks me out. She looks and acts just like my daughter. We train for races together.
>>676436431
Korino-fag, is that you? Thank god, I thought you weren't going to be here to witness me.
>>676436744
Good luck Vivian. I'll keep an eye out and look for it
>>676436492
If baneposting can make things happen, then waifus can become real
>>676436431
Yes it is!
>Enjoy it, Kirino!
>>676436523
>
>>676436809
Make a webm of you make a sandwich with one hand. Please
>>676436446
I would never, yet i am kind of obsessed with these people... I want to understand...
>>676436651
Just watching that jpg. Makes me want to know more about you personally.
Where do you live specifically? And when are you usually alone?
I love meeting new people
Garchomp claimed
All other waifus are shit
>>676436875
One hour forty-three minutes.
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed.
>Damn late though.
>>676432228
Heyo there hand buddy.
Doing good?
>>676432267
Heyo
>If you're still here.
>Heyo if you aren't anyways!
>>676433140
>eres demasiado bueno para esos normies
Awwh.
Lo que tenga que llegar, que llegue, hehe.
>De casualidad fuíste/eres un normielord ahora mismo? Suenas como un tipazo con quién andár, de verdad.
>>676436431
>Uh..
Hello there, anon.
How are you?
>>676436446
Sorry but, could I get a hug for no reason?
>Please? <3
>>676436422
Hey Emps!
>>676436431
Would you change anything?
>>676436446
Oh shit! Glad I never had anyone go full yandere on me. You managed to shake her off?
I'm back
>with food
>>676437175
he looks like a candy-coated ultralisk
>>676437281
Nice. What food ya got?
>>676436926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_vm3YFkG8
>>676437205
Oh hey, did you finally watch HoshikuzuUicchi Meruru?
>>676437227
Hell no dude
>>676437140
I live in Europe, i am currently alone~
>>676437077
I get you
I want to know what was going through her head...
>>676437033
I second this suggestion
>>676437205
I will always give you hugs for no reason!
>hugs
>
>>676437175
Garchomp is a beast but his shiny is so lame :|
And mind your words, you dont know who you're talking to.
>>676437527
>forgot pic
>>676437033
Ehhh, I don't know about that.
>>676437205
Head is pounding right now, aside from that I'm okay.
You?
>>676437281
Welcome back.
>>676437281
Better not be curry, I warned you.
>>676437227
Hey Fran, how you doing today?
>>676437205
flatchests are best
>>676437205
Heeeeyyyyoooo
>>676437450
Adorable
>>676437533
See you soon baby
>you're fucking dead kiddo
Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed.
Last claim guys, I think I'll be off after this, too tired to write here from the phone.
Have a good night! ^^
I'll take cake. Bookworm Xmas cake!
>captcha: cookies
>>676437709
fuck i keep forgetting my pics
>>676437281
what kind?
>>676437016
<3
>late night love
>Miss Pauling x Juri 4 life
What is everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuaoWWnQ7_A
>>676436744
Oh dear, why? Why go to that hellhole?
>>676436809
She'll have the spare parts
>we have the technology, we can rebuild him
>>676436946
Always up for a swim
>>676437281
What kind?
haven't been here in a while. Maya Fey Claimed
>>676437571
At least be happy you're not such kind of a person.
Live happy, don't suicide.
>>676438059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS8A5o7U8GQ
>>676437756
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>676438084
>I made that exact same reference with you in mind earlier
Sleepy today, see you
>>676438084
Because I'm an emotional masochist.
>>676437450
>>676437821
>>676438084
Ramen and an apple
>>676437655
Thanks
>>676437688
It's not
>>676438264
Bye
>>676438347
that's best food, apples are delicious
>>676438347
Last one, for the glory
Konata claimed.
>>676438059
found this really cool composition by Franz Liszt. He's my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq-y9KGqssc
>>676438264
good night, snek
>>676436961
In that case, don't drive too much
>>676436643
>Oh my god I freaked out. It was insane!
I would've died right there, I can't even imagine the feeling
>from celebrities to youtubers
Nowadays they are pretty much the same, though
>Rey Mysterio
Little fella was a beast, he never backed down
>They're honestly really cool people!
And Cena looks like a total bro
>>676437205
>normielord
Depende del día jajaja
La gente me ve como un normie creo, me gusta estar de risas con la gente y eso. Animar es lo mío en general
>Tú también pareces una persona agradable, Ruri, de los mejores que conozco
>>676438153
Hi Maya!
>>676438153
I only played professor layton vs phoenix wright, was she good in there compared to the other games? I didn't understand who she was at times.
>>676437281
I got some ice cream a while ago but I've been too busy resupplying to eat it
>>676437227
I did, because I moved kek
I saw her in another town the other day, got the fuck out of there!
>>676438190
Yeah definitely
I like my life as it is to be honest, I'm grateful that I'm sane
>I like that picture
>>676438347
Aww ramen! Where are you from?
I cant find legit ramen anywhere in my country :(
>>676437756
Goodnight beautiful
>>676438059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEghANLhqHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPHr9ghVyNU
>>676438618
what brings you here konata?
>>676437756
Sleep well.
I tried to, It's just too painful to watch.
>Get Maschera in your life already!
>>676437751
>hugs back
I'll keep hugging you as long as it doesn't get any lewd <3.
>>676437730
I'm sure Emi agrees, anon!
>>676437655
Painkillers won't help, or you just won't take them, hand buddy?
I'm nowhere near as bad as you sound to be, I'll end up worrying you'll be sick again.
>>676438059
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJUIhl0UfI
It's not music though
>>676438888
>Checked
>>676438347
I could totally go for some ramen right now. So hungry...
>>676438623
Liszt is legit.
>>676438774
>>676439025
Not being able to sleep.
>>676438059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk
>>676438841
Texas
>sadly
>>676438757
Wish I had ice cream...
>>676439234
>>676438579
It's pretty good
>>676432568
anon sharing is caring