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I need this game,pls,rich anons, I'd suck dick for this game,I've been watching 4 hour streams in past few days and I'm addicted,can't afford it atm and I can't wait for 1-2 months, rich anons, plx
http://steamcommunity.com/id/autisticrock/
it can be a CD key for uplay too,I'll take anything
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If you're addicted to the stream then the stream should be enough for you
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>>676413370
>Need
kys
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>>676413570
I'm not addicted to the stream,I'm watching random people streaming,I don't watch a specific streamer,I'm addicted to the game
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>>676413669
ly2
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>>676413370

>I'd suck dick for this game

You better get started
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>>676413784
no homo
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>>676413370
then start sucking dick faggot
$5 per dick
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>>676413733
How can you be addicted to something you haven't tried before
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If you wanna add me on kik maybe I can sort something out?
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>>676413877
you see stuff ? you may be addicted to porn right but u never tried it before so
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>>676414014
u wot m8
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>>676413877
It's a good game.
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>>676413370
Fucking torrent it faggot.

>muh coop
>my useless merit badges

Fucking faggot
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>>676414032
I'm addicted to being addicted to porn
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>>676414310
>torrent it
facepalm
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>>676414014
what do you need,kik username
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Go sell plasma op, quick cash
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>>676414310
I don't even think you can play it offline. Try g2a.com.
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>>676414575
kek
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>>676414310
>torrent
>the division


how fucking retarded can you be
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>>676413370
>I'd suck dick for this game.
Middle-class bored Anon here. Post a pic of you sucking your own dick and I'll buy it for you.
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It's a sick ass game anon. If you can't get it you should definitely kill yourself because you're missing out. I just finished a 10 minute navy seal style firefight with 3 other dudes. I came twice.
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>>676413370
>>676414727
Oh, hold up, don't forget timestamp though, otherwise invalid.
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>>676414727
I'm 2 fat to flex kek
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>>676414855
d
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>>676413370
post pics of your mom/sis nude with timestamp and il give you the money via paypal right now.
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>>676414889
You know what they say; Sucks to suck.
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>>676415217
I'd send u pics of my mom's pussy but her phone is downstairs as far as I know
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>>676414716
pretty sure anything can be cracked
SC2, CS:GO
anything can be cracked just wait for it
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Stick a sharpie in your urethra with the cap end first with timestamp
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>>676414855
Will you give me some Phoenix coins?
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>>676415541
my dick got cut off when I was little sry
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>>676415446
With Timestamp and a vid of you licking the photo faggot
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>>676415458
Division is an mmo with required online to not be shit, no cracks foreseen.
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>>676415679
fuck no
I jerked off once to the photos
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My most wanted game on steam is the elder scrolls [spoiler]Oblivion, so much nostalogia....[/spoiler]
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>>676415458
Nobody cares about those .99 cent games idiot. Also, enjoy putting 200 hours into a cracked version only to have your account yanked and start all over.
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>>676415817
suit yourself then, no game
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>>676413370
Full-bodied lewd with timestamp and me and a buddy will pitch in for ya.
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>>676415874
I tried spoiler text and i failed...
Glad i did not posted my steam
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>>676416069
[/spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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>>676415783
just like wow
probably gonna be setup with private server
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>>676416037
2 poor for oil
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>>676413370
How can you not come up with 60 bucks? Get a job bro!
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>>676416223
Kek
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>>676416037
prob a bait too
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>>676416309
"can't afford it atm and I can't wait for 1-2 months"
:/
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>>676416239
Private servers still require a legit login, only the server content is different.
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>>676416428
If you dont have 60 bucks, getting division should not be high on your list of priorities.
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>>676416618
I don't have 60 bucks to spare
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id wait for dlc to release first i finished the story earlyr and hit level 30 now all i have the options of doing is play the missions again for loot or drag my ass through the darkzone and that place is boreing
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>>676416618
Only $45 for a US key
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I can trade my awp safari mesh bs for division
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>>676416824
15 dollars difference isn't much when you don't have 60 dollars to spare u know
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>>676416733
Thats my point man...get your shit together, then worry about video games. Unless your 14 and your parents wont buy it for you.
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>>676416815
ye but it's still fun with friends tho
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>>676416438
if its online only then they might have a longer time with cracking it, but if there is a offline im pretty sure they are gonna be up pretty fast.
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/b/ I'd ask friends that have division to help me out,but they're all assholes
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>have pc to run AAA shit
>have no money for AAA shit
master race indeed
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>>676416953
Can't you just go mow 3 lawns or something?
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>>676417065
the mates i have who own it stoped playing after a few houres because they dident like it, i onley finished it because i refused to waste the £40 i spent on it
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>>676417124
There is no online for the division. It's not possible to play it offline, just like WoW. You must log in with an ID to play.
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>>676417124
Maybe, but if there is offline, it would be so shitty nobody would bother cracking.
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>>676413370
>can't afford it atm and I can't wait for 1-2 months

Hmm.... let's do some math.

10 good boy points a day, that's 70 GBP per week.

6 weeks=420 GBP. The current value of GBP is
1GBP=$0.15 US

420x.15= $63.

OP's story checks out.
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>>676417208
I have barely good PC to run it 60fps at low possibly,I was collecting money for the PC for around a year and the PC is 3 years old now
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>>676417320
>>676417124
I meant there is no offline, sorry.
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>>676417305
mow lawns ? I live in a country where people mow their own lawns
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suck my dick and it's yours.
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>>676417407
>60 fps
>barely good
you can't make this shit up
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>>676417366
wow,you got that pretty serious didn't you,that's an estimate if you didn't realize by now
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>>676417627
the fuck are you talking about ?
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>>676413370
So it takes 60 days for you to get your hands on $60? You're obviously under age and depending on your allowance... Go get a job nigger, or just pirate the shit.
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>>676417757

:^)
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>>676413370
Where the fuck do you live OP? Kenya?
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OP i have £12 in my paypal i dno what that is in yankie doodle money but if some others front the rest ill send mine
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seems no kind rich anons are online,so,I'm out bye
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>>676417627
It's not hard to run a game at 60fps as long as the settings are down. You could probably get 60 with something as low as a gtx500, 4gb ram, i5 system.
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>>676417915
nah man,keep the money,maybe u need it, 12 pounds would help but not much,thanks anyways
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>>676413370
The game sucks. I guess that's why you want to suck.
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>>676413370
How the fuck someone doesnt have 60 bucks is beyond me.
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>>676418130
savage
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>>676417453
if its just a log in then its doable
codex team cracked SC2 which had a log in before you could enter the interface.
the real hard part is when you go to the interface and the only option you have is play online like D3 which never had an offline mode. but from what ive seen any FPS always have an offline or custome game mode.
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>>676417492
You're fucking retarded. There are lazy people everywhere. It's not like people can't clean their own houses and maid services are still a thing. You're fucking retarded and need to kill yourself.
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>>676418003
"no one wants to buy me a AAA game, I'll just go beg someone else"
Literally you. Stop asking for AAA games from randoms on an anonymous imageboard. No one is gonna buy that shit for you.
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if you are addicted to the stream wait until u get the game! I'd play for 8 hours a day and not even notice!
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>>676417654
I know, OP made an accurate estimate off his prospective income of Good Boy Points. I think he's legit, the math checks out.

Honestly, I hope someone gifts him this game. I know he's gonna save, and save, and save but then break down halfway through and blow it all on chicken tendies like he always does
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>>676413839
16 dicks away from a copy of the division , 5 mins a dick each you can potentially have the game in about an hour and 20 mins of consequative dick sucking. Good luck OP
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>>676418096
not so sure i need it its been in there for months im just to lazy to transfer it back into my bank
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>>676413370
>He gets his reviews off streams
no wonder gaming is so shit now
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>>676418231
haven't seen anyone searching for people that will mow lawns tho
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>>676413370
maybe if you roll trips
$45 for a key on Kingpin
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>>676418212
The thing with SC2 is that there IS an offline mode. There isn't for The Division. Everything is done online, even when you're just playing by yourself. It's not solely on your computer, it's all connected to Ubisoft's servers.
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>>676418167
Going through college budgeting, if I don't get a job, I'll only have like 50~ bucks to spend every few weeks, and I have a pretty decent plan so could be legit.
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>>676417915
Don't you EVER call our fucking money "Yankie Doodle" money you wood-toothed, crooked nosed bitch. We can and will fuck your gay country up, and then we'll throw all of your dumbass tea straight into the ocean
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>>676418303
Well, if you are sure, then thank you very much
paypal: [email protected]
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>>676418254
They're just so delicious though. I spend all my good boy points on chicken tenders.


And then buy all my video games with money from being gainfully employed.
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>>676418303
I mean like,you can give it if you want to,nobody was kind enough or they're just broke like me, but I'll still have to save up more so :)
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>>676418167
Probably does have 60 bucks.
But probably wont eat if he buys the game with it.
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>>676418212
That's the problem, Division is an mmo. Not a very well made mmo, but still always online with no customs or offline gameplay.
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>>676418414
trips ? uh I was lucky only once in that m8
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>>676418556
Amerifag here...settle down Amerifag.
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>>676413370
ask mommy you sack of shit
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>>676418414
I can try tho
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>>676418622
>gainfully employed

Mommy's special helper doesn't count as a job
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>>676418414
I like free things too, rolling.
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Hello /b/ros
I would not ask you for help, if I had other options. I will just skip to the problem:
My pc of 5 years just broke down with lots of blue screens. I went to a libary to use their computers to find what was wrong with mine. Turns out my graphic card burned out (I have that integrated graphic card bs) Now it won't start up, can't even see the windows logo. I'm a student, and this is kind of a big hit on me, because I don't exactly swim in money, so now I can't continue with my studies as I have no working pc. My battery is also dead, but I could live with that.

So I ask of you /b/, would you be so kind to bless me with donations? Either for repairing the old pc, or get a new one. I imagine it would cost about the same. Anything would be awesome.

If it makes any difference, my pc is a HP pavillion G6-2050so.

Thank you for your time.

paypal: [email protected]
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999 ? pls,op here
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>>676418573
dude your older than me hah how on earth do u not have money ? your like what 36, im onley 27 and have 2k spare
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>>676418800
Fuck you libtard, why don't you fuck off back to your gay safe space with your boyfriend Jeff?
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>>676418414
>>676418933
Dubs. Shitballs
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>>676418989
kys
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>>676418556
>keyboard warrior detected
>inb4 europoor, i'm actually american
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OP is still here, I haven't left the thread,still no adds on steam tho
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>>676419021
2 ex's, so yeah, alimoney
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>>676418989
The fuck? this thread is full Bernie supporters wanting handouts....get a job you lazy bastards!
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>>676418212
>>676418762
the other problem is that the division and newer mmo's use servers to store info. SC2 originally used data from the client computer to stream the updates, hence why it was able to fake a connection. same thing happened with diablo. the division and other modern mmo's all use the new tactic of streaming data to and from the server. that's why if some game lets you play for a bit when your connection drops out, anything you do in the drop time won't update, because it doesn't stream from the server location
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I'll give anyone one game of their choice if they can crack this:

http://sketchcop.com/download/sketchcop-facette-8-6-1/
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>>676419021
Congrats on being well off. Not everybody is good at having a real life. Too much anime to yiff to, and pepes to kek at.
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>>676418989
>please hack my paypal and plant illegal content on my computer
>-Stupid Anon
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>>676419213
Literally the biggest kek of my life. You're fucking retarded, you're not getting shit from me.
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>>676418989
eat shit
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>>676419036
Haha...all wound up today...deep breath buddy...everything will be ok.
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>>676418556
yea i dont like tea and wooden teeth would be cool and interesting tbh
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>>676418989
Uhuh.. Do other libraries have 4chan unblocked? Mine doesn't. Where do you live anon?
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>>676418989
now it your time to kysand stop your sob story
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>>676419147
Wow, sick Bernz, sandersfag
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>>676419334
paypal is empty, and not on my pc, cause you know, i'ts broken
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>>676419567
>MY PAYPAL IS EMPTY HAHAHAHA YOU CANT HACK IT AND GET ACCESS TO MY BANK CAUSE ITS EMPTY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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OP here
still no kind anons that added me :(
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Is this a beg thread?
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>>676415458

+1 topkek, good luck passing server side client authenticatition in this all about multiplayer title. Protip: you just cannot do that
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>>676419463
Not this one apparently, I'm from italy
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>>676418989
>please give me free money so I can spend my time sitting on my ass playing videogames
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>>676418414
trips
pls
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>>676419449
For me, yeah, everything will be great, but your life is gonna keep being shit forever
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>>676419767
It's not connected to my bank account, which is almost empty anyways too
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Can an rich anon buy me cheapest pack for Albion Online please! Gift the pack to [email protected] if you are going to buy it for me! Thankyou!
Also Steam ID : http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheGamingNoProB/
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>>676419833
no,just me,op, begging for division
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>>676419784
then gtfo faggot,
and stop asking $59.99 game.

ask a bundle game instead, that can be bought in 1 dollar

smh
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>>676419946
Wow your life sucks. How old are you?
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>>676418414
Roal
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>>676420077
..........
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>>676420091

38
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>>676418556
yankie doodle is the correct term isnt it surelly
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>>676418556
We calling to the portugal island
Say bye to the azores base cunt
>Mfw this americunt dosent even know where it is
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Love finding shit outside the map like this.
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>>676414032
porn and sex arent the same thing
just related
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>>676419836
thats already been done with plenty of online games
i dont know the extent of this because every online game is different but ubisoft online games have been cracked before.
the interface is the important key on determining if this game could be cracked or not
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>>676419907
You sure are angry for someone who has such a great life. But good for you bro, way to be a winner!
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I'll give anyone one game of their choice if they can crack this:

http://sketchcop.com/download/sketchcop-facette-8-6-1/

or at least give me good torrent of it
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hey guys i just got diagnosed with prostate cancer and i can't afford the treatment

the treatment costs $20 nd it must go straight to the clinics Paypal account
[email protected]
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>>676420091
My email says 1980, but it was made back when I was a smaller faggot. Yeah I was stupid, still am probably.
But I'm 22
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>>676420189
feeling down?

gtfo
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My Kit
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Its a shit game.
There's about a week's worth of content then it's all repeats, lav, broken mechanics and boredom
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>>676420357
22 so your prime age for a job at mc donalds then
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>>676420483
stop
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>>676420566
Make me cunt
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>>676420547
Yes it is, I'm already a mcfag
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>>676420220
>LOOK MOM I GOOGLED A COUNTRY IM SMART NOW RIGHT MOM
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self bump no?
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thread is gone,I'm out,cya
thanks to that guy that wanted to give me 12 pounds tho
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>>676420269

No anon your wrong, sure maybe you can play on crappy private servers among shady hackers and sperglords some way, but in most cases it is possible because the dev drops active support, when that time comes you dont want to play it anymore because its outdated except if your really autistic.
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>>676421269
Keep begging richfags like us, it's entertaining to see you grovel like a dog for pocket change.
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>>676421562
fight me
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>>676420877
>Needing to google fucking portugal
Holy fucking shit how bad is the american school system?
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>nice steam group homie.
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>>676421269
ill send it after i get home time for a jog
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>>676421731
man don't get my hopes up
I appreciate if it's not a bait,but yeah
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>>676421697
ty
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>>676421633
correct me if im wrong but dont they go school untill there like 21 english left school 5 years before that so id say american school is atleast 5 years behind most of the world includeing sand countries
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>>676421731
add me on steam if u want to find out the info
don't trust anyone else
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>>676421275
you might be right, who knows... but all i can say is its too early to count out the crackers.
if they cant crack it within 2-3 months then i'd say they wont crack it.
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>>676420713
If you actually work at McDonalds post your uniform and timestamp
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>>676421633
I won't insult your education system, because no one can help that you have aspergers and don't know how green text works on the website you waste all your time at.
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>>676422048
That explains why he needs to google portugal
>My sides
Its literally the first country on the other side of the fucking ocean
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>>676422116
allrighty then whats your steam name, mines Gmbobo
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>>676419463
Mine has it blocked, but it's not hard to get around something like that.

>>676418556
You forgot your #Trump2016
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>>676420713
Post your uniform and timestamp (in the form of you doing the devil horns hand gesture over a time dated piece of white paper) and I'll gift you the entire game right now.
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>>676422461
it's in the title
/id/autisticrock
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>>676422519
that's not me,that's some random guy
OP here,I don't work at mcfag
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>>676422048
You're fucking retarded, and wrong.

Most people graduate high school at 17 or 18. Then depending if you go to college and what you're studying it can take another 2, 4, 7, or 10 years to finish. It's all about what level of degree you're looking to achieve.
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>>676422430
>>676422048
You guys think Americans go to primary school for 21 years? And you think WE'RE dumb as fuck...
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buy me Rainbow 6 Siege please

http://steamcommunity.com/id/xoxox1/
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