Waifu claiming thread.Version infinity and beyondThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Version infinity and beyond
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>676404558
Yeah, from what I've seen it seems like it. Oh well.
>>676404906
Heh, hate loud/crowded places myself. Gotta enjoy the quiet times. Glad it's over for ya.
>excessive pats
>>676405298
Sorry to hear that, man. Didn't sleep all that well myself either, guess it's just one of those things. Ugh.
Yeah, don't mention it. Happy to help.
>Yeah, have eyes and ears everywhere
>Everywhere.
Nah, you're too cute when you're embarrassed, gonna keep going.
>hugs
>>676405484
Thanks for clearing it up, my bad memory would have fucked me over. Glad to see you man, hope you slept well.
>And thanks for taking my shout out request, you're too kind.
Eve claim.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>676405972
Forgot my image, hohoho.
Still not sure if I should shitpost.
Ayy
>I forgot to post and it hit image limit
Tiddy.
>claimed
>>676405545
>DEM TIDDIES MASSIVE
They're the final boss of the internet
Sup
>>676405819
yo yo yo
>>676405896
rolling for this shit niggger
>>676405769
Greetings, I'm Chara
>>676405726
I see.
Tell me about you. Since I'm talking with no one at the moment. I'm curios.
>>676406119
Join in spiddy-anon
How are you today?
>>676406185
I'm not sure anyone can beat them
>I'm not sure anyone should either
Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed.
More lewds
>>676405972
Slept good enough. Kirino-fag here?
Lurking part 2 revenge of the lurk
>>676405896
Good job Bugeyes
>>676406119
Do whatever feels right to you
>>676406321
Heyo
>>676406387
Please no.....
>But i know this wont stop anyone
>>676406327
Doing fine, you?
>>676406119
>>676405834
The loli threads are arguably worse by nature.
Can you have a civilized conversation with them?
If not, there's your answer
>>676406266
>>676406327
>>676405896
I got dubs yuuko is mine fgt
>>676406490
Glad to see ya lurking around, buddy. Hope your day is going well.
>>676406387
No lewd pls.
>>676406522
Thx!
Out of curiosity, were you the anonymous anon who would call me that too?
>>676406534
Same old same old. Shitposting to make the days go by. What brings you to this thread on this fine day?
emperor claimed
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Last post reached line limit. Wow.
>>676405726
>steal my Stocking
N-nobody is stealing me!
I'm doing good thank you
Good to see you<3
>hug
>>676405819
Ahh...
N-no you didn't...
>>676405972
Sorry to hear, it sucks! I'll always be here to talk to you though
Ahh! D-don't embarrass me in public...
>reluctant hug
>I hope Ruri is here soon
>I want to see her...
>>676406490
Can you break your lurk for me again?<3
>Still stalking you
Best German Cv claimed
>>676404558
>kekt
>>676405298
Could we .. u know .. do it again ?
>using duct tape
>>676405520
Naughty bastard !
>>676405726
I can always share with you
>but just a little
>>676405972
Gal u always understand me
>hugs
>>676406387
Did u call lewds ?
Hello :3
Hey everyone, what's new?
>Best idol claimed
>>676406921
shit forgot picture
>>676406695
Come on,
Just a little bit...?
>>676406933
Uhuhu~
I did, thank you~
>>676406885
Back off dick I won her fair and square
>>676406585
Legend has it you need trips to steal, and nobody knows if that's even possible
>>676406342
>I'm not sure anyone should either
It would be the end of us all
>>676406933
>>676406924
Both of you, cut it out
>>676406695
I can still see you :P
>>676406572
That is why I always shitpost spiderman in those threads.
>>676406885
I decided to check if waifu threads were as fucked up as the loli threads, thankfully they aren't.
>>676406885
nope, i just picked it up from him.
It fits
>>676406933
Lewds?
Let me just stop you right there
>>676406522
Heya Syndra.
How was your day?
Still waiting on the Street Fighter update to finish.
To those who don't know, I'll be posting a GamerGate discussion thread on /v/ in four hours and forty-six minutes. Witness me.
>>676407134
Ok then the nig wins I clai Selene
>>676406321
There isn't that much to talk about, just a guy that likes to chill here, now I'm in sprung break so there's nothing to do too.
>>676406924
Hehe~
Sorry I misunderstanded then...
It's always good to see you cutie <3
>>676406933
It doesn't work like this graf, Stocking it's mine <3
>And Noire is Stocking's property
>>676407237
Wheres your Waifu then faggot?
>>676407273
Well it feels good having a nick-name.
The only other nickname i had in school was "kill yourself" Good times...
>>676407183
You're fighting an uphill battle if you're trying to clean up the filth of /b/ I wish you the best of luck in your quest.
You care more than the mods
>>676407049
k, just a lil lewd
>>676407276
Full with cold, tea and /waifu/ threads.
>>676407633
But spiderman is the best waifu
>>676407698
Relatable
>>676406921
>I also forgot it.
Welcome to club, man. Happens to the best of us.
>>676406924
Eh, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Kek, I usually am up longer than you, thanks for the sentiment though.
>embraceable hugs
>warm pats
>>676406933
I try my best, you adorable thing you.
>hugs/pats
>>676406970
Heyo, friendo. Day go well?
>>676407002
Not much man, you?
>>676407399
Hope it finishes soon, man.
>>676407403
I shall witness you, brother. We will ride into Valhalla together.
Homura claimed.
>>676407786
Let me just stop you right there
>>676407918
Still rolling for you my sweet
Taking a break
I'll be back soon
Lurking and stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrHl0wpagFc
>>676407786
T-that's too lewd!
>>676407421
>
>>676407633
Spiderman.
>>676407698
>You're fighting an uphill battle if you're trying to clean up the filth of /b/
I have been going at it for four years, it is probably impossible but I can at the very least try.
> I wish you the best of luck in your quest
Thanks Anon.
>>676407786
>
>>676407183
I never go to the loli threads and I've never wondered what they do until now.
I checked out the current one.
It's pretty bad.
They barely even talk.
They just nude post all the time.
Also Spiderman-Anon accounted for what looked like a third of the total posts.
Fucking kek
>>676407832
How long are you awake and making those threads then?!
>>676407403
Good luck. Dont get banned
>Witnessed
>>676407399
Hope it finishes soon dude. How've you been holding up?
>>676407183
>they aren't
We try to not be as cancerous. Maybe autistic but never cancerous
>>676407698
Glad to know we had the same nicknames! Did they also give you Faggot as a middle name too?
>>676407786
WEW
E
W
>2lewd
>Even for me
>>676408058
See ya soon Galko
>>676407049
>Trying my best
>>676407134
Stop being jealous !
I know everyone want Stocking ,but i was first !
>>676407273
>CAN'T STUMP, WON'T STUMP
>>676407492
Hey Hey HEY !
I have a lot of duct tape
You will change your mind
>Like Stocking last night
>>676407863
Feels better man
Thanks for care
>Hymm lewd pic of hando kun ?
>>676407786
NO NO NO
That too lewd
>>676405769
>>676406185
>>676406195
>>676406225
>>676406321
>>676406327
>>676406342
>>676406382
>>676406387
>>676406490
>>676406492
>>676406522
>>676406572
>>676406534
>>676406585
>>676406695
>>676406885
>>676406924
>>676406933
>>676406970
>>676407002
>>676407049
>>676407116
>>676407134
>>676407167
>>676407183
>>676407273
>>676407276
>>676407399
>>676407403
>>676407421
>>676407492
>>676407633
>>676407698
>>676407786
>>676407832
>>676407863
>>676407918
>>676407948
>>676408056
>>676408057
>>676408058
>>676408090
>>676408116
>>676408207
>>676408269
>>676408293
>>676408307
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
>>676407698
My nickname in school was Faggot
>>676407786
>>>/out/
>>676408090
Always
>>676407786
Yes.
>>676407134
Goddamn it I'm not doing anything!
W-why are you jumping on me?
>>676407492
G-good
I like seeing you too<3
>Stocking is mine
Hehe~
And nobody can have my Noire
>>676407786
W-woah...
Lewd...
>>676407863
I'm always gonna worry, you're a great guy<3
>holds hand
>>676408493
>like Stocking last night
I-I never changed my mind!
Stop this...
Y-you're embarrassing me...
>>676408579
No, this is what a shitty waifu looks like.
Claiming the loveliest waifu.
>>676408090
Stop spying on us Tat
>>676408293
Well... i woke up around 11:30 and now its 01:21..... so yea.
But i mostly use Clover on my phone so i do most of my stuff while doing something else.
>>676408493
well it was worth a try
>>676408307
No no of course not. That would offend the queer folk at the school and all the kids were against that. We had to look out for one another. We had many a conversation about it while they were throwing food at me. Man were we crazy kids.
>>676408638
I'm so sorry.
>>676408269
There is a few Anons that still go and spam spiderman, but the number of spider-anons has declined since 2012.
>>676408307
>Maybe autistic but never cancerous
That is good to know, I don't mind autistic threads.
>>676408579
You don't seem to have a waifu Anon, so you can't really say shit.
>>676407863
Another 40 minutes or so, not too much long. How're you doing? How's your day been?
>>676408307
Oh, I'll definitely get banned, I just want someone to witness, primarily because that thread will get nuked in seconds. Someone screen cap the thing, ok?
>>676407863
Not a lot going on, just icing my shins.
>>676408058
Cya soon Galko.
>>676408579
Ok
>>676408758
kek
>>676408766
I approve
Katarina claimed.
I know 2 waifus will ruin my laifu, but its better to have my laifu ruined than not dedicating myself to Asuka and Yoko as much as they deserve.
>>676408770
This is going on your permanent record.
>>676408796
>I'm so sorry
Hey that was my nickname.
>>676408493
I'll slice every single piece of duct tape you'll try to use <3
>>676408675
You're always so cute Stocking <3
>send kisses
I meant it as a joke, please forgive me! T_T
>>676408493
Yeah, glad to hear it.
>Thanks for care
Pretty much the only reason why I'm still here, kek.
>Nope, don't have one.
>>676408579
My waifu/husbando is a hand though.
>>676408675
Always going to worry about you too.
>Can always vent to me, don't worry.
>holds hand firmly
>>676408638
>>676408796
Mine was "active shooter".
>>676408998
Glad to hear it, hope you get home safely.
Just another day, not going to complain. Thanks for asking though.
>>676409015
Yeah, same. Icing your shins?
>>676409095
>Double shit taste
>>676409099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YGZ-_aD888
Thank you. Just, thank you
>>676408796
Don't worry, I was just kidding.
My real nickname in school was "Dr. Thunder Cock"
>>676409220
Its alright, we will forgive you this time.
>>676409380
Top-Moo
>>676408638
i was also called faggot in school
>>676409190
Only because you are<3
>kisses
>>676409236
Awh, I trust you Hand-Kun don't worry
I don't like to vent on these boards...
>>676409220
Don't worry, we forgive you
>>676409380
Bestbro
>>676408638
my school nickname is Stoner
i dont like it ;^(
>>676409252
Your waifu is already disgusting, you didnt need to post a puking picture.
>>676409220
Never forget, Never forgive
Can only move on.
>>676409236
Oh shit i heard about you. You were big news. Sorry about your classmates
>>676409449
Oh cool. So you know my mom then.
>>676409449
What a coincidence! My nickname in high school was "Chad Thundercock"
>>676409680
Just vent to me on another chat form, you goof. Always willing to listen.
>>676409780
Don't be, they had it coming. They all did.
>>676408796
>kids not trying to offend queer folks
>Still tell you to kill yourself
Yup, that's how I know you're a New Englander
We still gave out wedgies to freshmen. That and crack.
>>676408883
You're always welcome here Spidey. Autism isn't that bad
>Apparently Lionel Messi is on the spectrum so it's gotta be a positive
>>676409014
I'd do it, but I vowed to never enter the 9th circle of hell that is /v/.
>I'm already at the 8th. Don't wanna I too far yet
>>676409220
You're forgiven. Tonight's just not the night
>>676409236
>active shooter
Kek'd hard
>>676409282
Emi a qt
>Just wanted to remind you<3
>>676409380
Hey there cowgirl!
Again, still taking shoutout requests. If I get permabanned, and from all boards, put this on some other website. Twitter, Tumblr, I could probably even find it on r/4chan of you're willing to put up with Reddit.
>>676405769
Syndra is my waifu eat my shit
Well I am going, I noticed that there are two other loli threads.
>>676409754
AHH
Shit, that gif gets me every time
>>676409878
Heh, I appreciate that
What are my chat options?
>>676409282
You're very welcome.
>>676410000
>Check'd
>>676410000
Checked
And Good luck
>>676409236
>active shooter
What nickname did the inmates give you?
>>676410027
2spoopy4you
>>676410000
May your quads bring you luck in your quest, Spidey anon
>>676409972
Ruby a qt
>Just pointing out the evident <3
>You are qtier than me
>>676410027
Steam, I'll get Telegram if that doesn't work but I'm not going in the public chat.
>>676410187
Neon white devil honky cracker boy.
>>676408675
It happened
Why would you be embarrassed ?
>it was a pleasure
>>676408770
>No one can stop lewd now
>>676409190
We can always change a duck tape to rope
>Much harder to slice
>>676409236
Kind and Honest
>blush
>Hugs
>>676409380
Mooo
>>676409680
>does is means we are in friendzone?
>>676410000
>digits
God speed, Sir
>>676409972
Once got tied to a table at lunch kek.
>>676409878
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>>676410000
You are the spiddy we need
Fucking checked you god
>>676409236
Yeah lately they've been hurting like a bitch throughout the day. When I'm running the pain is minor, but when walking it's amplified.
How deep did you find your waifu?
Holo is best waifu
>>676410201
Hello Miss P
>>676410461
>Neon white devil honky cracker boy
Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it
>>676410000
Go do your civil duty my man. Good luck
>Let the quads grant you fortune
>>676410391
Emi a qt3.14
>You're even qtier than me <3
>
>>676410595
I once went to take a piss in the urinal and someone ran in and shook me. Good times
>>676410201
Hey Miss P.
>>676409680
Awh~
You make me blush <3
I want you even more now...
>smirks
>>676410480
Even a chain wouldn't change things.
This tech sword is awesome <3
>giggles
>>676410480
>The irony in you saying that.
>Hugs firmly
>>676410595
Don't worry, I let the anime club live for a bit longer.
>>676410635
Fucking hell, my elbows do that when I exercise. That sucks man, you pull something?
>>676410656
My waifu/husbando isn't main stream enough to be made fun of.
>>676410736
I don't blame you, I'd probably just go in with the skin heads. That blonde hair/blue eyes has to count for something, right?
>>676410656
is k-on tier 2 or tier 3
>>676410461
Hey I'd appreciate that!
Don't worry though, I never post in the public chat
>>676410480
I-I don't do that lewd stuff...
Y-you make me nervous...
>friendzone
I guess so, Me and Noire won't be torn apart<3
>>676410656
Tier 3
I'm okay with this
>>676410913
Hehe~
You'll always have me<3
>>676410656
>tier 2
God forbid the list be alphabetized
>>676410911
Once had all my books thrown out a window.
>>676410997
They were already dead inside.
>>676410656
>Bobobo almost tier 5
Bullshit
>>676410911
>
>>676410656
I'm not on the list.
Does this mean I win?
>>676410000
Have fun!
>>676410656
tier 3 best waifu
mr clean claimed <3
>>676406924
Lurking has ben broken. How's it going st (alk)ocking?
>>676411132
Once threw a kid's book out the window
>>676411252
<3
>
>>676410656
my waifu isn't from an anime
>>676411104
Hehe~
>hugs and cuddles
Don't tempt me now <3
>Graf can't divide us
fargoth claimed
>>676411625
Derick?
>>676410736
>>676410736
Hey Atago, hey Ruby.
I added Galko to the poker table.
>>676410656
I'm surprised Love Live! isn't on the list.
>Keti-Ai at the bottom
kek
>>676410997
That's a possibility, it has happened before. If not that, I think it may be the lack of support in my running shoes, they're kinda worn out by now.
>Elbows
Damn that seems like a really annoying spot for pain.
>>676410656
I think im between T3-T4
>>676410913
You dont give me a choice
>chloroform last chance
>>676410997
This wasnt irony
At least you make such a feeling
>Hugs harder
>>676411104
Nervous ? Why ?
You .. YOU GIGGLING LAST TIME
When-en WHEN I DO THIS TO YOU..
>blush
>>676411667
>I just wants to be with you all !
>>676412071
Nice, keep up the good work
>>676411586
You're such a cutie, breaking your lurking for me<3
I'm okay, much happier in this thread to be honest
How was your day?
>>676411667
I don't intend to tempt you hehe~
>Graf can't divide us
She can try, but it won't work!
>hug
>>676412138
A-ahh...
>blush
I'm sorry Graf...
I swore myself to Noire
>>676411895
Nah. Sorry dude.
>Maybe next time
Also, once walked in on two kids pissing down a water fountain.
>>676412071
Nice. Love the work you do! Keep it up!
>Can we do a school next?
>Maybe Columbine
