>>676403974
I'm a manlet who doesn't attract any girls or when he does they're either underage or 250+ pounds of whale. I'm not a pedo and I'm not Ahab.

im ugly

Cause I'm too emotionally damaged to care about loving someone, and because I fuck a different girl every other night so I don't need one.

cuz i dont know what to do in a relationship.

Don't know where to meet a girl, or ask one out.

It's looking like I will be forever alone.

Ive completely isolated myself for 2 years. Now i only leave my house for work and school and dont have any friends. I want a girlfriend but the thought of having to hang out and communicate with someone pushes me away from it. That and im not comfortable with intamacy

Because my wife won't let me....

I spend most of my free time on the internet.

Work, Eat, Internet, Sleep, Repeat.

I do, what you manlets need to do is get a shitty hobby, take a fucking cooking class, meet a girl and guilt trip her into marrying you.. Thats your best chance betafucks

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she couldn't pull her weight so i left

>>676406460
elaborate please

>>676406690
3/10

>>676406690
leave guro fag

>>676403974
Cuz I'm a faggot

Because I don't have a cellphone.

>>676406859
i was gonna go with *she couldn't stand up for me when it mattered so i left"

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>>676406950
eat a dick faggot

No one thinks am good enough

Would take time off my 4chan browsing.
And fapping.
And watching movies.
And watching series.
And writing.
And literally every single thing that makes me happy. If I want to get laid I´ll just pay a hooker.

I have 3 girls that all think I'm their boyfriend. Women are stupid... They probably have other boyfriends too. Thats what happens when you only fuck sluts!

>>676405781
doesn't stop me mate. Have the best of both.

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Because fapping still fun

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>>676407378
hang in there anon

>>676403974
Because I can fuck your!

>>676407768
you giggling autist

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Cus I'm an antisocial fat bastard, spending his spare time playing GTA V and eating blueberry pancakes & sausage on a stick

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>>676403974
Having a girlfriend really isn't in my budget.

>>676406778
well what the other person likes to see is

1. Commitment
2. That you are a social motherfucking being, not a basement dwelling, B-browsing cuck

so you pick up a hobby like disc golf or some shit, so she will have something to idolize you for. Take a cooking class because women like when you can cook, or atleast give off the impression that you do. Personally i play golf, go to the gym, have a summerjob as a cook (still getting that education).

If you think you are gonna get a woman with "but im a nice guy" then youre gonna put on your fedora and run to your mother crying that "nice guys always finish last" once you get rejected.
Never make a date out to be some grand gesture, be casual, its dating - youre not going on a 5 year anniversary dinner. go get sushi or some shit.

Have fun with the femanons

I just out of a relationship. Loved her but it wasn't enough cos I'm a poorfag. On reflection though, I probably dodged a bullet. She was a fat autist with bad teeth, horrible body odour and a stinky pussy.

I'd rather sleep. I sleep at least 15 hours a day, and eat when im awake.

>>676403974
I dont want to... if i would have some, i couldnt date and fuck these three other girls o.O also: relationship comes with its own problems. only take one worthy girl. very rare specimen, so i enjoy beeing single and date whoever i want.

>>676406778
and just saying im not some alpha as fuck with a demigod body.. i weigh 240lbs/110kg but im quite lean. Women discard weight in my experience if you show that you are actually making an effort to get better

i dont leave my home

>>676404781
so much this

being short is the worst, the only chicks that are into me are either ugly, desperate or underage

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being single is more fun

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I'm a freak. Too insecure about my penis.

>>676403974
I study a field in which very few girls study, besides, I don't think relationships with classmates/colleagues is a good idea.
Most of my free time I spend at home playing video games, and very rarely going out.
I think I may have "avoidance personality disorder" (not diagnosed by a prof though, but symptom are accurate), which makes social interactions a bit more difficult.
I consider myself an 6-7 out of 10, so I might check out online dating

>>676403974
I do, that shit's easy. The real question is; why don't I leave my gf?

I dislike girls that are into black, western culture.

If they listen to RnB/HipHop, infatuate about having a "booty", or secretly watch IR porn. Then I'm not interested in them. Especially if they use the terms "bae" or "whiteboy". I also hate liberal women.

Unfortunately that is like 95% of girls where I'm from.

>>676409065
>I think I may have "avoidance personality disorder" (not diagnosed by a prof though

I hate you already

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>>676408889

>>676408889
What penis?

>>676408889
What is that

I can get ez girls for 1 night, But i would like to have a gf which i could tell how i feel ánd stuff like that. The worst part of this is that i already lost my chance.

>>676409213
Well sure, but what if it turns out I do have it

>>676409141
Why didn't you just say that you have autism?

>>676409141
mods please ban this racist asshole

>>676403974
why would you want one? unless you find someone you want around when youre done fucking her, its not worth the trouble or resource expenditure

>>676409434
how is it racist?

>>676409141
Where from anon

>>676403974
nobody wants me. I'm unlovable I guess

>>676409425
then you just straight up kill yourself because it provides you with a reason to self indulge into your hermit habit which now has a fancy name to it. In my experience (as a social worker) mostly everything from the B and C disorder cluster is total bullshit.

>>676409086
Gods, this is so much true... Every day I ask myself... Why don't I? It's not like the worst woman on the planet or anything... But... She's not a cumdumpster. There is almost no sex, once every two weeks, she only let me put it in the ass twice over the course of 5 years and there's no prospect of a future event. She barely sucks my cock, only took my cum once and spit it out right after and left me feeling guilty, dirty and sad. It's really about the sex, and I keep asking myself why not...

Then again, she's not bad and is quite similar in tastes to me.

>>676409969
I guess it just means I'm an insecure beta faggot. If people want to give it a fancy label, I'll exploit it.

>>676410102
I have the opposite problem, my girl is a total sex freak and wants it all the time (no anal though). But we don't really have a lot of interests in common so I find myself bored of her after awhile / sex

>>676410102
once every two weeks? lol

i'm single and i have sex more often than that

I have a girlfriend (^:
Yo momma

>>676410375
Different anon, but you aren't exploiting shit. Your just reaching for excuses to not better yourself or take responsibility for your actions. "talking to people is hard! It's because I have a disease!" you know who else thinks talking to people is hard? Literally everyone, but we figured out that is a necessary skill and learned to do it anyways

I'm only capable of finding girls that are into friends with benefits. According to one of them, I give off a very desperate feel, so that's why. My last girlfriend broke up with me because she wanted to have sex three times a day, I didn't want to do it more than a couple of times a month.

Because I look like shit

>>676408658
False, I'm 5'7 and have had plenty of success with attractive women. You just gotta learn to dress and talk well

Also date online sometimes

>>676406998
this

>>676411080
Post pic or i assume you're at least a 5/10 and making excuses

Because I find the idea of being emotionally vulnerable unacceptable. Also I have paranoid personality disorder so any time they're out of my sight for more than 10 minutes and I'd think they're sucking someone's dick

It would be a shifty relationship that would end short and badly.

>>676410834
Depending on the person, talking doesn't have to be difficult. I'm just kinda anxious when it comes to starting a conversation

>>676405380
This.. exactly me .. just got out of 6 year relationship 3 months ago

>>676410102
>only took my cum once
>spit it out right after and left me feeling guilty, dirty and sad

not to laugh at your misery but that part fucking got me.

My reason is pretty superficial as fuck. I'm more attractive than my gf, and people find it strange that she's my gf. I'm like a 7-8/10 as rated on this board and my gf is more of a 6. But other than that she is 10/10 in everything. Great study, cooking, cleaning, fears me leaving her and does pretty much anything I ask. I'm not a total asshole and don't abuse this, I just treat her with respect. Now she can't live without me and I see no way out of this relationship I've created. 3 years is the longest I ever had and it feels strange.

>>676410556
Yes, it's sad. If at least I got a mediocre handjob every other day I wouldn't get so pissed; but the fact remains that at a very active month, we have sex 6-8 times in a month. And that's counting the random handjob, the rare bj and the most common missionary, because she's lazy as fuck.

>>676403974
relationships are fucking whack

>>676403974
Because I'm 5'7, average looks, socially awkward, permanently put off due to alpha guys prevailing, have little interest in socializing, and enjoy doing drugs/jerking off with oil far more than going through the hoops of meeting a woman.

she left me last week.
i miss her so much.

Because I didn't find one that's worth it yet. Also, graduating right now, and I don't need a gf while on spring break

>>676403974
Because I upgraded girlfriend v.3.0 to wife v.1.0

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Had a gf until Microsoft took her away for being too repilled.

>>676403974
Is nobody going to mention the guy in Opies pic is like eight feet tall and 150lbs ?

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I have a terrible personality.

>>676410375
This guy said what I meant.
>>676410834
and
>>676411528
Just do it a lot till it becomes so mundane and boring that it's as easy as scratching your balls.

Doesn't matter if you succeed or not, if you do something a lot it becomes easier and easier.

>>676412026
dont get triggered manlet

>was homeless last year
>pulled my own weight up
>have a job, car, and apartment
>working 2 jobs right now
>going part time at school
>only a few hours free time a week, mostly spent stoned with buddies
No gf because I do not feel financially or emotionally responsible for myself.

>>676411890

>This

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>>676403974

I have a good job, a few close friends, lots of fun hobbies, and plenty of money.

The fuck would I need a girlfriend for? My entire existence doesn't revolve around needing to shove my dick into a worthless piece of meat. And if it did, I'd sooner pay for a professional.

Married and wish I could be single again. I miss my bros, games, beer, chasing ass.........


Drunk at home with my one day while she's at work. Hold me bros.

>>676403974
when i´m outside i´m pretty much always drunk as hell, wich isn´t the best way to get a grill interested in you
plus i´m average looking, somewhat of a poorfag and i live at home wich also isn´t that appealing
so fuck it i drink myself into amnesia and try to convince myself that i´m not an emotional wreck

Stuck on a girl who exemplifies "mixed signals", trying to get over her bc she's bad for me and I'd rather just date another girl or even be happy alone.

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I'm scared to make a move even though we both like eachother

>>676409398
Lol fucking fagot

>>676412136
There are a couple of friends I can practice on. Thanks anyway.

>>676409398
underage b&

>>676413105
np

Nobody can screw shit up as bad as I can

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Because women cower in fear when I unleash the beast from his denim cage.

I'm very emotionally unstable due to depression and anxiety.
GETTING a gf isn't that hard for me, I make a decent first impression and I can get really invested in the relationship for a short while, but then I get extremely depressed and everything goes to shit. What happens is that I become extremely cynical and depressing to anyone who talks to me and I isolate myself from other people which makes relationships hard.
Does anyone know where one picks up clinically insane girls?

>>676411506
ASL?

>>676412478
Ahh yes, the ever so popular "women are incapable of being anything other than parasitic dick holsters" opinion

Somehow I imagine you haven't had much luck getting the women you like to like you back in your life

There are plenty of women that can add value and companionship to your life without dragging you down, you just are probably too far up your own ass to meet anyone worth while

>>676412853
How old are you

>>676408889
If exercise and diet aren't enough of a motivator for you to have a dick, you're totally fucking helpless loser

>>676413708
Kek

>>676413767
Tinder and okc? I haven't met a sane girl on there yet

>>676414245
The average one is clearly too sane for me. Last one basically hightailed it after I branded myself

>>676414245
I never met a single girl on tinder. Im socially akward ... but somehow i managed to bone 8 chicks in my 25 years... plus ive paid for a whole buch, but that dosnt count...

>>676403974
I'm gay

>>676413568
Really? Have you been homeless?

She is kill

I have a gf, and no idea how i got her...

>>676414682
Maybe... Stop using so many... Ellipses... Since they make you sound autistic as fuck on text

broke up with my gf for 3 years like 2 weeks ago cus i was abusing xanax and didnt care bout anything.She tried coming back but i decided its time for a fresh start

>>676403974
Most girls are a pain in the ass and lifes more fun being single and having fuck buddies.

I'm 25 and go for 13 to 17 yr olds.

Determined to make something happen with a younger one relationship wise. Tired of hearing all the shit about how it'll never happen.

Currently w/16 and so far so good. This is the first one where I didn't come on wanting in a relationship too strongly. I think this is the one that'll work out.

Because i am a loser

I'm not lesbian

>>676415394
Have fun in jail.

Because I have friendship with benefits... what else do I need.

I am extremely cynical and very manipulative and distrusting
of people. And there isnt this perfect girl out there that i could love, even though
i have a good body and i train hard 4 days a week and have pretty standard facial features, yet i have only dated 3 girls in my life i am 21
and only 1 was considered a girlfriend, it lasted like 4 months but i couldnt face the fact that she was going out with me not because she loved me,
but because all she loves was the superficial crap, i would take her out to places she wanted to go that i would hate. Her needs would always be more important than mine,
even though i didnt demanded anything from her but love. People this days are to much self-centered specially women, and all they care if your resources or sense of security, i dont want a vain and childish girl
to dictate over me. If one day i fall in love with this perfect girl for me maybe but i dont really want to waste my time chasing girls that do nothing for me other than being pretty around me.

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>>676413870

A predictable response. One I'm quite used to seeing. Making random assumptions based on absolutely nothing whatsoever and trying to take the high ground because you feel like know shit about anything when in fact you don't.

I've had my fair share of relationships when I was younger and I was always the one who ended them. You may be right in that there may be women out there who make for worthwhile companions, but if there are, I've never met any. What few women in my life that I do actually respect, I would much prefer to keep as friends rather than try and pursue some idealistic long-term relationships that doesn't benefit me in any way whatsoever and is almost entirely sure to fail or turn into some twisted version of itself that neither party enjoys.

If you wanna play the lottery, that's your choice. I'm perfectly happy as I am.

>>676416454

Not a damn thing wrong with dating them.

>>676403974
Cause you snaked her from me

>>676416778
>Random assumptions
>nothing whatsoever

It's not hard to assume you don't care for or respect women in any way when you refer to them as worthless pieces of meat.

And I am on a high horse? You, in all of your masculine superiority, automatically more useful and valuable than 50% of the population due to the fact that you were born with a dick?

How's typing on a braille keyboard anyways? or did you actually have room inside your ass for a keyboard next to your head

My penis got cut off in 'nam

>>676416770
We're alike in the sense that we're cynical and distrusting, and in the sense that we're attractive superficially. It kind of sucks because attractiveness attracts girls and then cynicism and distrust drive them away.
I wonder - have you thought about a scenario where you have a girlfriend that's as cynical and distrusting as you? how would that go? do two wrongs make a right?

>>676403974

Compulsive liar/mildly sociopathic/abandonment issues, and I always fuck things up before they get beyond a few weeks of sex.

Only girls I seem to be able to keep are really damaged and boring as hell or fat. Do not want.

>>676403974
The only girl I've ever felt anything for lives on the other side of the country now.

>>676403974
it's more fun to hurt girls' feelings and start looking for a new one

>>676418821
Same. Ughhh

>>676409434
Fuck off newfag

>>676418504
I have wondered about that, the fact that at least she would be more honest, and she would bare my imperfections because she similar to me. As long as she wasnt vain, shallow and selfish.

>implying not dating arab goddess qt3.14

I can never get past the second date.

>>676403974
bad sex on my part have to take breaks to get 100% every few minutes . Think I might masturbate too much

>>676418821
Got as far away from you as possible without getting a passport huh?

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>>676417639
>It's not hard to assume you don't care for or respect women

You know damn well that's not what I was referring to and it's not even something that was stated in the previous post. Don't twist my words to make yourself look good.

And the fact that I have a dick is irrelevant. Contrary to popular opinion, men and women are NOT equal. Our brains are wired differently, our bodies have different biological imperatives, and ultimately, male and female interests don't align very well or for very long. The fact that any long-term relationships succeed is a bloody miracle.

I'm an ass, no question about it, but sitting on that high horse of yours doesn't make you any less of a worthless cunt.

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>>676412853
k

>>676403974
because i have a boyfriend

>>676420089
cis scum

>>676419431
atom bomb baby, little atom bomb...

>>676403974
Because she killed herself.

Because I can not stand the idea of letting someone get close to me emotionally, I have zero intrest in anything sexual or romantic, I enjoy being alone far too much. There's nothing wrong with me mentally, not that I've ever been to a shrink, but outside of work I have no reason to be involved with anyone else but you autists and inside work I don't understand any people or the way they act

>>676419354
How would you react to her imperfections, though? from my experience having an imperfection doesn't necessarily build tolerance to other people bearing said imperfection, as in, being a depressive douche myself doesn't make me like other depressive douches

I've never approached women or tried.
I avoid meeting new people.
I never go out.
I'm overweight.

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>>676412853
look faggot, I never manned up until last night. got fucking beyond hammered and finaly asked. turns out now she's with another guy. so get your shit together and do it plumbfuck.



No worries though, she got chubbier so I kinda dodged a bullet.

Because I spend way too much time in my room.

I've been busy having a bf for the last year. But I think I'm ending it because he's pretty shit.

Because I'm fat and insecure about my dick size :(

>>676403974
Trust issues....

Cuz she's a teacher

>>676421421
I second the use of alcohol. It impedes judgement and that's a good thing when you have anxiety which makes you have too much judgement.
Only do this if you think a girlfriend is worth all the risks of roaming the outside world wasted, though

>>676420941
loneliness will take place and like bad food in times of hunger we will learn how to love flawed people.

>>676403974
got insecure, broke up with my 5+ year long distance gf, she moved on, i sank further in my bed

>>676409969
going out on a limb here and assuming you aren't lying.

What makes you consider them bullshit? and what would you suggest, besides the obvious practice makes perfect, to overcoming oneself in those categories ofantisocial/avoidant/dependant?

Too busy ducking yours

>>676421777
Checked and feels

bc my college has no parties (i probably just don't know about them) so its hard to meet them

>>676422590
KEK autocorrect faggot

>>676422138
That's... that's a good point. The only thing I'm sure of is that this loneliness is only getting worse. At some point my standards will drop so low that I'll surely get someone. That's encouraging. Thank you for your words of wisdom, anon-dono.

Because I have a wonderful wife who puts up with me and loves me for some reason. If she died or something I'd just get hookers for the rest of my life.

>>676421256
staying in and not trying is how you wind up on TLC weighing 600 lbs.

listen, man. I'm 25, 6'0, and 10 weeks ago I weighed over 400 lbs. I had weighed 300+ since I was 16. I've still managed to pull girls (5+ now, and that's with 2 3-year relationships).

all it takes is trying, put yourself in fun situations where things don't matter and suddenly it won't matter that a bitch is blowing you.

honestly, i'm focusing now on fucking with more women, experimenting (no homo), like niggas, chubbys, and i would like to fuck an asian

I have multiple GFs! Shiva, Ifrit, Bahamut, Doomtrain, Leviathan... the list goes on.

>>676403974
Bad luck

>>676423701
Damn. How are Shiva's handjobs?

>>676412853
I've read 4 books of psichology in the last 2 months, and i can honestly say to you, just talk to her, talking with her is more important than the talk itself

>>676424031
Plural necessary.

>>676424325
Noice

>>676403974
Cuz I'm married.

>>676403974
Mostly my looks and personality