>>676391878
often enough

Once a day.When everyone is asleep ,i slowy get my penis out and stroke it furiously until a little moan comes out of my dirty mouth.

I don't.
I have a girlfriend.

>>676391878
To often

I have a problem anon, please help me

>>676391878
about as many times as a new thread is made

>>676392500
fuckin idiot

>>676392431
post boipuccy

+90th day nofap here
At my worst I would masturbate every friday

>>676391878
Anywhere from once a night to once every 3-ish days.

1-2 times per week maybe

once a day, like a normal human being

3 times a day at least. I am feman aswell. Been doing so since I was verrrry young.

up to 6 times a day

>>676393227
post body?

Once a day, going to stop because getting red things on my cock when I do it too often.

Almost everyday, sometimes twice a day, I don't do it on my periods. I sometimes have to do it even when my boyfriend is lying next to me because he couldn't satisfy my needs.

>>676393308
Same here lol my boyfriend lasts like five minutes

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>>676393288
Can't post timestamp atm. I'm probably gonna get labiaplasty.

Once a day at least, sometimes even two or three. Mi dick is sore and swollen, my hand hurts all the time and my elbow has gone to shit.

>>676393308
>>676393592
how do i increase my gfs dick tolerance, i have the opposite problem, she can be wet as fuck but she complains that her pussy is hurting after 10 minutes and its a massive turnoff, i most just fap these days, less effort

>>676393592
He lasts more than that, but when he cums it's over, no licking or anything.

>>676393308
>>676393592
Why don't you two talk to them about it and find a solution instead of complaining on the internet and hoping they'll do better next time?

>>676394144
Use lube, ask her about her fetishes

Once a day.

>>676393858
Gross

>>676391878
As we speak.

>>676394201
like what do mean by this anon? sorry for bugging in

5 to 7 times a week. Never twice in the same day, for some reason I feel that's too much.

4-5 times a day on weekends/days i'm not in college. Maybe once a day or not on days when I am.

>>676394235
I forced him once to lick me after he finished, but he is so prude, I feel I was forcing him bc he wasn't that much into it..

>>676391878
4-5 on an average day

8-9 times if im just really bored

>>676394330
Yeah, ik. Wish I had the $5000

>>676394311
i wish she had some interesting fetishes, would make things so much more interesting but the most extreme shit she can tolerate is watching porn and copying what they are doing

>>676394488
There are plenty of ways he can please you. Try toys, fingering etc. If nothing helps though, break up and move on.

/b/ros help me. My sisters boyfriend been staying in my room for like a week.
>le me cant wank

What do?

>>676394553
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? You need to find a damn hobby...

>>676394346
Well, I never come (except once when I was masturbating at 12 yo), but I feel like I don't want anymore when I reach a certain point in pleasure. It's really frustrating when he cums and I don't...

>>676392500

Same here if you substitute "wife" for "girlfriend".

>>676393858
I'd still tho that, though.

>>676394882
Wank in front of him to show dominance.

>>676394882
What isn't he in you sister's room ?

>>676395026
I was being serious... that just wont do

>>676391878
3 times a day
>when i wake up
>after i eat lunch i stop in a private place to get the job done
>right before i go to bed

>>676394909
oooh okay, thanks for elaborating for me
>plebknowledge.jpg

>>676394968
Yeah well my boyfriend won't, and I wanna get laid so I have to chop them off I guess

>>676395047
No i have strict parents that wont allow them...

>>676395026
this.

>>676394895
I do have a hobby, its called masturbating.

>>676395242
Kek

>>676393166
Same except that if I masturbate once I gotta do it a few more and I'm done for the day(s)

>>676394858
It doesn't happen all the time, and he likes licking me, but after cumming it's finished and I can't expect more of him... I want toys so bad, but we are still young and we started really prude, so it's still kinda awkward when we talk about it.

>>676395135
Break up with him then.

>>676391878
once a week, sometimes twice a week,

>>676395369
Most of my boyfriends disliked the appearance of my vag, so I probably won't get laid unless I get surgery either way. Plus I've wanted to fuck him got almost two years so

>>676395135
I honestly think that's stupid and that his expectations are too high. it really does look just fine.

>>676395149
They (sister+bf) just need to show dominance, fucking like beasts in front of your parents, then record it and post it here.

>>676395353
Well the only way you can fix that is by talking to him. If you want to have a satisfying sexual relationship you can't stay quiet. Open up to him and he will to you.

Hey anons, is there a way i can climax while not tensing up my body? i masturbate nightly while watching stuff

>>676395134
Are you a virgin anon ? M/f ?

>>676395526
I wish it was that easy to say, but most guys I've asked say I should get surgery. I'm all for it I just don't wanna spend that much money. Ohwell

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>>676391878
Once a day. Use to be like 4 times a day. But I had sexual gratification before. Now I don't. Feels fucking awful man.

>>676395663
After every unsatisfying intercourse, I say to him that I want more, and he says he can't... Even if I say that it's ok if he is flaccid because I like licking and fingering...

>>676395524
Well I think your vagina looks mighty fine and I'm really against any form of sharp blades around privates. He should just man up and do it for you. Out of curiosity though, do you give him blowjobs?

>>676391878

2-4 times an hour.

>>676391878
I'm taking lexapro. I have no sexual desire whatsoever.

>>676395663
I'm >>676396002, do you know as well if I can get him to touch my anus ? He doesn't want me to touch his, fine, but I want it so bad... I don't even ask for licking or anal, just touching...

>>676395679
not really, had a gf for about 3 years, but single for about 4 years later, and we only had sex about a total of 10 times throughout our relationship

>>676395787
I get that some guys don't the look of you, but not willing to have sex just seems like overreacting imo.

>>676396002
Then you need to break up. A relationship won't work if both of your sexual needs aren't met. You will only regret it in the future.

>>676396294
Long distance ? Are you frustrated, did you find the relationship enjoying ?

>>676391878
Daily, before i go to sleep, helps me fall asleep

>>676396284
damn anon, sounds serious, my condolances

>>676392687
Me too

>>676396284
Honestly, you're gonna have to ask him that. I personally would love that but not many guys share my thoughts.

>>676396040
Thank you anon. I used to like it too until my ex made a comment about it. Ever since then my boyfriends seem to be grossed out. I shower every day plus I make sure it smells good like strawberries lol. Not sure why it bothers them so much. And we've been going out for almost a year, and yes I have. I'm getting tired of it though because it's boring.

>>676396370
Well if I was this grossed out by a dick I wouldn't fuck it. But imo, if I'm really attracted to a guy I honestly wouldn't care if his dick is 4 inches. Idk maybe it's just me

>>676396618
When he was touching my clit, I took his hand and made it almost touch my anus, but he took control and returned where it was...

>>676396420
not a long distance relationship, we lived in the same town, but she never really wanted me to do anything sexual, which was a little frustrating but i could work with that

>>676396422
nice anon, i do the same thing every night, just to help me fall asleep besides taking some hydrocodone

>>676397056
I hope you will find something more satisfying in the future anon, I bless you with my enormous feminine libido

>>676396768
Move on .. you're young you should fuck more

>>676396768
Don't let others put you down. If you like it that's all that matters. Most of your boyfriends seem to think so highly of themselves if they can comment stuff like that and I'm sure there are things about them you don't like. You could always stop blowing your bf if he won't eat you out.

>>676396978
Maybe you should tell that to your bf?

>>676397265
haha thanks anon, i hope so too, if im not taking hydrocodone to fall asleep

>>676391878
No one masturbates your the only one who does it and you should be ashamed. (everyone in this is lying to you)

>>676396994
Maybe he's not into it but maybe he's just afraid, as silly as it sound. You should talk to him about it and see what he really thinks.

>>676397360
I have but he wants me to get labiaplasty still. I just don't have $5000

>>676391878
Once a day on my bed right before sleeping, otherwise i'll stay awake for an hour.

If something i find here gets me hard i might masturbate in the bathroom.

So 1-2 times a day.

>>676397823
He seemed ok with it when we talked about plugs. Well, he may just be a little afraid of the direct contact as you say.

>>676397347
I honestly really loved my boyfriend until he said he doesn't wanna fuck at all until I got surgery. I don't even wanna get eaten out, just fuck him. He just doesn't get that surgery costs $5000 lol.

>>676398189
Yeah. As time goes on however maybe he warms up to it. Keep it clean and have him play with it with a plug or a dildo.

>>676395135
I found it stupid from him to care about the external appearance, it's the inside that counts.

mostly once a week but sometimes two times a week when i wake up during the night and can't go back asleep

>>676398237
Then tell him he should fuckin pay for it. Seriously though, I believe you should break up with him. Refusing sex because of that shows how shallow of a person he is especially if he's asking you to mutilate yourself for him.

>>676392500
>virgin detected

About 10 times a day, I'm 25, no job, living alone

>>676398537
I will. Were you afraid of it too anon ?

>>676391878
4/5 times... in a day...

>>676398237
What a prick. Just find someone else.

hey i got a question, How would one get a gril to climax, what would be the best way to get her to climax? oral? fingering? plz halp

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>>676399109
I wouldn't waste my seed on some filthy peasant girl!!!!

>>676394144
tape her mouth shut

>>676399454
asking her what's best
>inb4 she's a virgin
then try everything she accepts

>>676391878
At least twice a day.

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>>676399454
>thought you asked how to get grill to climax
>probably easier to get a grill to climax then a girl in missionary

>>676398877
He doesn't have $5000 either. I can't help but wish I was born with a nice looking vag lol. It'd be easier to get laid.

>>676399241
A bit. It's kinda iffy at the start because you consider it dirty and unhygienic. But after I bit the bullet and tried it for the first time I loved. First time is always the hardest.

either sex or fap. but once a day unless drunk af

>>676391878
One, or sometimes twice a day

>>676400021
M or f ? You started slowly (finger after finger) or directly anal ?

>>676399350
I'd try, but as with my past relationships I don't wanna put effort into it only to get dumped because my vag isn't perfect

>>676400312
Did you do it once at least in your previous relationships ?

>>676399873
Oh well thanks, its a george foreman grill, tbh had it for about 1 or 2 years

>>676399958
Then he should shut the fuck up. Your vag is beautiful and he's an idiot for thinking or saying otherwise. And yeah, maybe it would be easier but you can't know that. All you gotta do is keep your chin up.

>>676400312
i remember you talking about this in another thread
im sure your beau wouldnt mind if hes likes you

>>676393858
looks fine to me...

Lurker here, it's 17:32 here and I'm working on #7 of the day. 3 before even getting out of bed.

>>676400510
Surprisingly no lol. I've had three boyfriends and I'm technically still a virgin. Maybe it's karma from getting off every day as a young teen.

>>676391878
I fap once a day. Im skinny enough to suck my tip too.

>>676400273
I'm a guy. And yeah, I fingered her every now and then but one day I said fuck it and ate her ass out. After that anal with her was no issue.

>>676392500
virgin detect

>>676401070
I'm masturbating weekly (if it isn't daily) since I was 8 yo, watching porn since 13 and I lost it with my first bf (who I'm still with). The karma hits with a libido as huge as a hamplanet for me while my bf can act like an autistic asexual sometimes.

How do you /b/ros stroke it out? rough stuff? gentle mentle's? normal normandy? Obliterating Ovaries? idk i just do a normal one to help me get through the day

>>676395149
Tell you're parents your gay

once per day. sometimes twice, but those are very rare.
But i like to take my time. Whack off a little bit, than stop, wait till cock is limp, whack off some etc. etc. Sometimes i do this for up to 1h, 1h30. I enjoy it much better like this. Don't know if it's something wrong about it, but it feels so much better when i ejaculate.

>>676401195
Did you have to be really excited to touch/eat her out ? Was it good ?

I havent masterbated for 3 and a half months

>>676401879
Not really. I personally got excited the moment I started doing it. And with every second that passed it only got better. I loved it.

>>676401684
For me, daily since I was four and I've been watching porn since 10 or 11. I have an enormous libido as well, and so does my bf but he doesn't like the appearance of my vajj. Oh well lol

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>>676402030
Why?

>>676402198
Then he is a massive faggot, you deserve better anon.

>>676398541
Found the virgin

>>676402146
She asked for it or did you find it mandatory in bed ?

>>676391878
Once a day, sometimes twice.

>>676402498
She mentioned it here and there but stopped after she saw I wasn't really interested. But I always knew she wanted it and I wanted to make her happy so I did it. And for me, mandatory in bed is anything that makes your partner happy.

>>676402260
Ive done it before and felt a lot more productive so i decided to try it again for science lol. Im a month ahead in my chem class and started doing a bunch of extracarricular activities so i think it works

>>676402851
I like how you think anon. You gave me hopes for my sex life, I just want to be happy and make my bf happier in bed. Thank you ! (and sorry for all the questions)

>>676402363
Thank you anon, I'm honestly considering just dumping him and buying a bunch of vibtators. Kind of done trying tbh

>>676403188
Find someone willing to do it with you anyway, having your bf's dick in you is just wonderful (for me at least).

>>676403188
I like masturbating with a vibrator. Feels so good.

>>676403183
You're welcome. And don't worry about it, I was happy to help.

>>676393858
That filename tho.
Hey I'd eat that shit for hours, but if you're insecure, do you.

>>676403444
I bet it is. I've wanted to fuck him since the day I met him, I wouldn't even care If his dick was four inches. but yk shit happens. I would keep trying, but it takes up so much energy and I don't feel like getting dumped again because my vag isn't aesthetically pleasing

>>676403675
If you have any questions, I'd be happy to help you too.

>>676391878
Hey OP how often do you masturbate?

>>676398237
Sorry, but I find it funny (and also hard to believe) that your boyfriend doesn't want to fuck you unless you get the surgery.
But if it's true... he's a fucking fag. Find another one.

>>676403831
Haha thanks lol, I'm not even self conscious, but guys seem grossed out that I don't have a perfect looking vajj. I spend so much time waxing and making sure it's clean that I really don't know if it's worth $5000 to chop in half. Maybe it's destiny that I die a Virgin. Who knows

>>676404258
Die a virgin? What?
If you live in florida I'll leave my cunt assed girlfriend right now and drive anywhere in the state to pound you right. Your body is beautiful.

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Daily. If I jerk off early in the morning I have to do it several times that day. If I wait, I can usually get by with only once/day.

>>676403904
Trips spoke the truth. Find someone who wants you the way you are. You'll be much happier then than if you operate, trust me.

>>676404258
And on a second note, don't pay 5 grand to get something (i) don't think you need. Spend it on a new car downpayment

>>676403904
I can understand. Stay strong anon !

>>676403188
you said youd give us a pic in some other thread, DELIVA

>>676404216
I find it hard to believe too lmao. I was making out with my boyfriend a few weeks ago, thinking wow I'm finally about to get laid. Then he's like. 'wtf is that' so I basically give him a biology lesson about female anatomy and he said 'I'll pass, that shits gross. Maybe you can get surgery though' yep. I was pretty disappointed. Maybe it was a warning sign that he owns more shoes than me...

>>676404258
it's not your fault. It's the internet culture and we guys watch so many porn with their perfectly casted actress that makes us forget about the average woemen aren't like that.
Honestly: dump him. You deserve better.

>>676404684
What a fuckboi

>>676403984
That's alright. Thanks for the offer though.

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>>676404684
Yeah. Dude's definitely gay.

>Doesn't like vaginas
>Has lots of shoes

>>676404618
Some other thread? Mm I don't recall, but I posted a pic higher up. Use your eyes anon

>>676404934
Does it help if I mention he's a bit of a wigger?

>>676394144
Had the same problem. With me and my bf the friction of skin on skin dried up the vag juice. Solution. Now we use thin condoms and a little extra quality lube since the lube that comes on the condom is crap usually. Hope this helps

>>676396580
Me three

>>676391878
At least twice a day

>>676404935
you said that wasnt you but it was close too it. thats how i remember

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>>676405071
>Faggot confirmed

>>676405079
>03/29/16(Tue)00:00:00
Nice timing there, mate!

>>676404447
I'm flattered anon. However I live in Nevada. I'd gladly fuck you if I was in Florida though.

>>676404684
Your post made me kek, my bf also would pass for a fag sometimes
>gets a math degree
>cooks a lot
>most of the time not interested by sex
>talks about math and cs in bed

>>676405189
Interesting. If it was a while ago it may have been me, but I haven't posted anything like this recently.

>>676393858
you've been taking virgin internet discussions too seriously.
99% of guys don't sex/nosex a grill because her inner labia show. Yah, a clean slit is an extra turn-on for some people but someone who makes it a deal-breaker either has a psychological hangup or is being a douche. Maybe he's watched too much porn and has unrealistic expectations.

leave him, don't leave him, do w/e the fuck you want, but since it sounds like neither of you are getting laid unless you hit the lottery if you stay together I'd either look for someone new or start buying tickets...

put the dream away in a box. If you ever win the lottery or a rich uncle dies, then you can remake yourself into a porn star. But in the meantime, don't buy into the bullshit that this actually means a lot to guys in the big picture of things. You've probably inflated the issue in your own mind tbqh.

tldr: that is a very pretty yet average-looking pussy.

>>676405445
Heeey, I'm a guy and I can cook, too. Should I be worried?

>>676404863
Damn get a room.longest fucking convo ive ever read on /b/

>>676405343
You got a kik or snap chat? I'd love to talk with you outside of here.
Kik: Black Whereitcounts
Snap: JelloPuddinpop

More often than I get my dick sucked. I'm on a winning streak.

>>676405119
me four

>>676405648
If you start complaining that guys on /ck/ cook worse than you and you think anons on /fit/ are better at cooking, then you should hang out with traps more.

>>676405603
Thank you anon, that's nice to hear. I've made up my mind now and I think I'm gonna end it tomorrow. (:

>>676392980
truth

>>676405864
Me five

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>>676391878
Once or twice a week. My sex-drive has plummeted as I've gotten older.

>>676393858
That's a nice looking pussy. Your bf is an idiot. This is coming from a 51 yr old dinosaurfag. Don't screw with it. The 5K you'll spend to "fix" it is a waste. I'd lick it for hours and then fuck it for more hours. I'm serious, don't fuck with it. No wait, do fuck with it but as in sexual intercourse fuck, not alter it fuck with.

>>676405940
Holy shit, we have /ck/ on 4chan! (I had no fucking idea, seriously)
Nah, I'm not that good - I have zero knowledge on cakes and no motivation to learn about them - but when it comes to meat and vegetable, I'm your man!

>>676405445
Haha I thought I was the only one, my boyfriend can pass as gay too, but instead he hates getting his shoes dirty, spends all his money on clothes and shoes, listens to gay rap music etc. He owns more shoes and clothes than me lol.

>>676406454
That's adorable anon. Please marry me.

>>676392500

So? Doesn't matter if you do or not, you can still masturbate.

>>676406454
I think at this point it's just basic knowledge in cooking, you're not gay anon !

>>676406728
Show your boipussy first!

>>676405560
it was prolly a week or two ago. anyways do us a solid and pic with timestamp so we can come buckets

>>676406934
I'm a lady

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>>676406567
Oh my, I found gayer than my bf. So sorry for you anon, just dump his faggot ass right now.

>>676395098

Maybe just ask him?

"Hey, I feel like wankin' it, could you go in the other room for awhile?"

If "no": Just start doing it anyways, he'll probably leave.

If "sure": Do it.

>>676391878
I survived yesterday without fapping a single time
I feel better now

>>676407109
I'm literally about to. Thank you femanon (;