Waifu claiming thread.Version ∞^2The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Version ∞^2
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>eat raisins
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Sup
I declare this thread
>The Final Frontier
Nothing.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>676386804
I like you, you fast
Countdown : <1 hour
Oh God
>>676386562
Totally (not)homo.
One last claim for tonight.
Hey everyone!
>>676386900
I like you, you cute <3
>I learned from the best
>>676386772
Galko id definitely deserving!
>Tfw there's so many great tiddies in thread to chose from
>>676385725
> i'll be going to PAX that vacation too!
You really enjoy your vacations as much as possible! I'm envious!
>>676386115
The cow isn't the one who wants to be touched
>>676386061
>dem tiddies...
>>676386573
>>676386804
>Well done
Yea i heard its good. Only played the 2nd one for a bit and that was already amazing.
Sadly i cant even run witcher 3 at the lowest settings.
>16th of April
It's so close, yet so far away.
claiming yume
emperor claimed
Konata Claimed
>>676387130
>isn't the one
isn't the only one*
I'm fucking retarded, Jesus Christ
The White Lily Of Stalingrad Claimed~
Ayy
>>676387085
Thanks guys
>claimed
oh my fucking god darwin go to bed
>>676387085
I'm proud to be part of the JTTF.
>>676387130
>>676387347
The cow is fine with touching others too.
>>676387172
So tomorrow it is.
>>676387288
Hey Emps, any interesting matches?
>>676387130
>You really enjoy your vacations as much as possible! I'm envious!
Definitely trying to! It'll be a good way to end the year before I leave
>That picture
>I like it
>>676387138
>Thanks
I cant even play it on PC without starting a fire. Right now i'm just using my pals PS4 whenever he's around town
>>676387368
You're welcome. Well deserved
>>676387172
will be downloading tomorrow no I need to go to bed because I have to go to work
see ya guys have a nice day/night/whatever
Best German CV claimed
>>676386843
>So lewd pic of my waifu
Felicia, mine.
>>676386843
The Final Frontier
The Final Countdown
>Die Endlösung
>>676386851
Something's got to give!
>let the Haji's hit the floor, let the Haji's hit the floor
>>676387689
I appreciate the reference.
>>676386472
Greetings, I am claiming Chara
>>676387085
>I like you, you cute <3
You want to make me blush every day, don't you?
>Because you're pretty good at it...
<3
>>676387506
>That picture
>I like it
For some reason, I knew it, hehe~
And your pic...
>I don't have a foot fetish
>I still really like it
>>676386921
I wish you luck Prinz!
Even though you won't need it and you'll be just fine
>>676387083
Gute Nacht Shiro!
>>676387845
What's that? Two people hitting on each other on /b/
Well, that's a first
>>676387482
I see why you'd be proud. heh
>>676387520
Good choice! Such a great game
>>676386843
>The Final Frontier
I like it!
>>676386900
Good luck my dude! You'll do fine.
>>676387845
>You want to make me blush every day, don't you?
>Because you're pretty good at it... <3
Hehe <3<3<3
> I knew it, hehe~
You know me so well hehe~
>Glad you still like it~
>
>>676387845
>I don't have a foot fetish
Some could say you have NO foot fetish
>someone end me with a pommel
>>676387488
Nope. Not yet. For some reason Ultimate Apocalypse kept crashing, so I had to download NTcore which stops the crashing, but disables multiplayer for some reason. Gonna try fixing it later today.
Tenryuu claimed
...and totally not salty about "World of Russian and American DDs because everyone who's using them is a fucking faggot, is the problem why this game is shit and should deinstall this game asap"
>>676386921
Don't die
>>676387130
>dem tiddies
Understatement
>>676387482
Touch the cow before the cow touches you
>>676387700
Somehow kek'd
>>676388202
Good luck with that
>>676388224
Hey Tenryuu
>is that salt pouring out?
I'm gonna go for about 30 minutes or so, I'll be back.
>>676388278
Calm down.
>>676388224
Guten Abend Tenryuu
Wie geht's so?
>inb4 wer bist du?
Mizuki
>>676388071
>that's a first
You have no idea of how much you've been missing, kek
>>676388108
How could I not like your pics bby?
>>676388172
KEK
I didn't even think about it
Syndra, you a best
>>676388224
>I'm going to a Konzentrationslager for this, but...
How do you say "salty" in German?
>>676388392
Dem huge masses of awesomness
>>676388278
>Sweating
>>676388392
But what if the cow touches you while you're touching it?
>>676388172
Winning
>>676388224
>American DDs
You mean life boats?
>>676388278
Well played, Miss P
>>676387689
>Atago looks cool with that uniform
>>676387083
Gute Nacht !
>>676388224
3 pages of salty dds ingame
>totally not salty
>>676388278
So we start lewd now ?
>Good place to touch Gaiko
>>676388278
Niceeee
>Kek
>>676388071
>That's a first
Oh you innocent soul
>>676388685
Same to you<3
>Like this one
>I love it!
>>676388685
well, it's been a while since I visited waifu threads...
what happened in the last week?
You got a 3D waifu now?
>>676388553
Hey, you're only providing me with the material. Don't worry, I'm not taking it the step further, only over the clothes touching.
>>676388716
>>676388745
>>676388834
I'm about lewded out for now, I'm going to work on something more serious.
>>676389000
nice trips
Well, since when are you flirting around? Last week?
>>676389185
>Damn it
>>676388445
Oh, my left leg is getting rigid and tastes like salt...
>>676388641
>Mizuki
Da klingelt bei mir gerade echt nichts....
>>676388685
>salty in german
Translated it would be "salzig", but salty is better.
>>676388745
>You mean life boats?
Not if they are better than every fucking cruiser in this game.
Low dectection range + relatively far range + high dmg + ultra-fast reload time = Faggot combo
Only noobs are playing like those useless fuck. You should gas them. Auschwitz style.
>>676388834
Totally not.
>>676388685
>Dem huge masses of awesomness
Emi a best. A BEST
>>676388716
Accept the inevitable
>>676388834
>Atago looks cool with that uniform
卐 Heil 卐
>Good place to touch Gaiko
Damn citadel hitboxes
>>676389185
>I'm not taking it the step further, only over the clothes touching
This is what makes you different from other people I don't think you've met before, keep it up
>I'm going to work on something more serious
Looking forwards to it
>>676388266
Hey there~ <3
>>676389021
>3D waifu
>3D
Ewwww! Why would anyone do that?
>>676388716
>But what if the cow touches you while you're touching it?
Your pic's filename answers that question
>>676389000
Nice trips and nice pic
>You'll never stop surprising me
>I can't even compete!
>>676389649
But they have Mark 14 torps
>shitty american torps
>>676389649
Uh...
dann hier mal ein altes bild von meinen Mizuki claims
>>676389904
well you are flirting around duh
>>676389337
I'd say the flirting around has been around for a bit longer than a week. It's just more noticeable
>A lot more kek
There's a lot of people who are more flirty and, well, lewder
>>676389185
>I'm going to work on something more serious.
I'm excited! It'll turn out great I know
>>676389904
>3D
Das nasty
>You'll never stop surprising me
>I can't even compete!
Likewise with you!
>You always have the best pics heh
Internet claimed ..... Fully chilled now =^..^=
>>676390117
Hm? Invited me? I have no idea what you're talking about..
https://youtu.be/bQwkbRVqqxU
ayyy lmao, another one of these.
as usual, blake claimed
>>676386472
>waifu thread
You mean the newest iteration of avatarfagging homosex club thread. Y'all bitches probably used namesync, how sad.
I'm not going to read any response.
>>676390545
Wrong catgirl
>>676390152
yeah yeah, I know the lewd ones
the flirting just never really popped into my eyes before... huh... ah, whatevs. I did finally watch RWBY the three seasons
>>676386472
Awww shiiiett guess who is back
>>676390948
Hitler?
>>676389969
Who needs torps if you have the Faggot Combo?
>>676390101
Mensch, lange nicht gesehen. Was ist passiert?
>>676390685
>You mean the newest iteration of avatarfagging homosex club thread
Hey guys, look at this butthurt newfag and laugh.
>>676391157
卐 I wish 卐
>>676390101
>you are flirting around
Only a little
>But it's Ruby, I can't help it
>>676390152
>lewder
Sometimes it's really lewd hehe~
>>You always have the best pics heh
Nah, a lot of fanart, I can only choose from a few good ones... Your pics, however are consistently great!
>>676390685
>I'm not going to read any response.
k.
>>676391157
We can only hope
Claimed, how are you guys doing? I popped 70mg of vyvanse last night and it was fun for about 8 hours but now the comedown is so bad it's debilitating. I really don't know what to do with myself i cant even sleep it off.
>>676391255
Doesn't everyone hope for him to come back?
>>676391157
if only
>>676391482
i'm alright. bored though.
>>676391482
i guess you can always try more and see what happens
cant get much worse
>>676391239
Ein bisschen. Hab ne Ausbildung zum Versicherungsmakler angefangen weil ich nebenbei etwas verdienen wollte. Wird aber nicht klappen weil
1) ich nicht genügend Freunde habe denen ich etwas verkaufen könnte
2) Das nur ein Nebenverdienst hätte sein sollen und nicht mehr als die Hälfte meiner Zeit beanspruchen sollte
>>676391258
Well, yeah, okay, It's Ruby allright...
I bet you wouldn't mind meeting with Ruby and getting all frisky in person tough =)
Hanako Ikezawa claimed ~
>>676391255
As long as he keeps to politics and social appearances I'm fine, but please keep him from anything military related!
>>676390791
Nice. How'd you like it?
>>676391258
>Sometimes it's really lewd hehe~
Only sometimes~ Hehe
>Your pics, however are consistently great!
Aww you're gonna make me blush <3 Yours are nice too!!
>Emi a qt
>She was the first girl I played in KS
>>676391505
Y E S 卐
E
S
卐
>>676386843
WAIT FOR ME!
I was showering and just got back, save me a spot! ^.^
Shiro once again
>claimed
>>676390685
You need an enima to clear out al the shit you got in your ass that is backed up to you brain.
Claimed Endou Saya
>>676391720
Hey there Crispy one
>>676391784
Hey Shiro
>>676391731
>>676391258
>But it's Ruby, I can't help it
And I can't help it with Emi either~
Countdown - very very very soon
SOMEBODY PLEASE HOLD ME
>>676391962
Hey Syndra, did I miss anything good?
>>676391482
>I popped 70mg of vyvanse last night
Why would you do that?
>>676391720
Hi Hana!
>>676391731
>you're gonna make me blush <3
I wish!
>>She was the first girl I played in KS
It's like that for most people, and most don't like her... They prefer Rin or Lilly
>>676386472
Sorry op, Syndra is mine. Get over it
>>676391642
I tried taking 140mg once, it was fucking amazing for about 4 hours and then i wanted to kill myself. Like for real that's the closest iv'e ever been to suicide. I'm feeling half as bad now and want to die.
>>676392066
The dubs say that its all good
>>676392117
Just this and that, ya know the usual stuff.
>>676392066
Good luck Prinz! Think of your waifu!
Claim
I wonder what kind of insults I'll get today
>>676392207
Because i hate being sober.
>>676390685
>I'm not going to read any response
get a load of this pussy.
>>676389878
I hope that you're well and that this week won't cause you much trouble.
I haven't read your message yet, as I'm sure you've already gathered.
Many of my hours have been claimed by those necessary, mundane obligations of life. Tomorrow looks rather crowded, Wednesday doesn't look good either. Friday is claimed... Ugh.
I'd rather not force a timely response, those never turn out the way I'd like. Or that's just another excuse for me to hide. I'm not sure. Either way, I still feel guilty. I'll get back to you soon. I promise you that. <3
>>676391718
Naja, es gibt ja noch andere Berufe. Oder du könntest in deiner Freizeit Leuten mit ihren Computerproblemen helfen und schöne Summen verlangen....funzt immer
>>676391970
<3<3<3
>>676392320
So I'm kind of curious now, I'm assuming you play League but what rank are you and do you main Syndra? :P
Lilly claimed
>>676392066
Just think about a small loan of a million dollars and a wall between the US and Mexico and you will be fine.
>>676392207
Ayyy gotta love KS
>>676392396
None by me, those eyes are gorgeous! :D
>>676392066
>Is hold
Good luck!
>>676391784
Hey there Shiro!
>>676391720
Hey there Bacon!
>>676392207
>I wish!
We'll you're doing a really good job so far
>It's like that for most people, and most don't like her
I dont get why they dont like her. She's just an awesome character with a lovely personality. She's amazing
>She's also very... experiential. Hehe
>>676392565
<3<3<3<3<3
>>676392617
Wasn't she blind? also welcome to the thread.
>>676392486
Btw, witch version should i get?
>>676392587
I dont play anymore, if i do i do it very rarely.
I guess the champion that i played the most before quitting was Fiora top, but syndra was my main midlaner
>>676392803
Yes she was.
>>676391731
Was fun and holy shit the ending.
I'm so happy they made this ending.
The more I watch anime and read manga the more I'm pissed about an ending where everything ends well
So this ending was amazing. Death, new power(?) Sadness... it was perfect haha, I want more!
>>676392539
huh, ja, stimmt... wenn sie Computerprobleme hätten. Haben Sie aber leider nicht.
Also werd ich mich halt wieder nach nem neuen Job umsehen. Elendiger Dreck.
Vorher komm ich nur in Jobs rein wie Telefonist oder Promoter, die Hurensöhne die dich bei der U-Bahn ansprechen und dann komm ich in nen Job rein der nur auf Provisionen basiert und für den ich nicht die Zeit und Kontakte habe.
... Ich werd meine Eltern fragen ob sie mir helfen können
>>676393058
>>676392539
Look at these Nazis in this thread, speaking nazi.
for my fair lady
>>676392396
Who let that fucking rabbit drive
>>676392766
>>676391962
Why must you hurt me in this way
What's up
My one and only.
>>676393296
Obama.
>>676392931
Of Dawn of War? I have all of them, but the original Dawn of War has a campaign. The one with the Ultimate Apocalypse mod is Dawn of War: Soulstorm, and the whole game has an active community. You can get Soulstorm for less than a dollar off of G2A.com I believe.
>>676393254
Heil Hitler
Pic related, I'll prepare a gas chamber just for you and you alone
Guess who I am.
>>676393058
>That ending
Oh god my heart couldn't take it
I am so pumped for Volume 4!
>>676393328
I'm sorry Hanako. We do it out of love.
How are you?
>>676393529
Ceiling
You?
>>676393328
Whats the matter?
>>676393605
Well then, sandstorm it is.
>>676393648
Not Me
>>676393635
Thanks, but will there be any shekels in there?
Erika claimed.
>>676392766
You flatterer!
>*blushes*
I like that she has experience, the whole "pure girl" thing isn't for me.
>More kinky means more fun! ;)
>>676393797
>>676393899
No it's me, Goku.
>>676393746
Doing fine, how about yourself
>>676394182
Are you happy now?
>>676394658
Yes.
>>676394067
>*blushes*
You're so cute when you blush <3
>I like that she has experience, the whole "pure girl" thing isn't for me.
Same here. Ruby is an exception really, but I like the more open girls. They're always fun
>More kinky means more fun! ;)
Indeed it does hehe~<3 Can't say I don't enjoy it ;)
>>676394277
Doing good dude. Glad you're doing fine!
>>676393058
IT'ler ist immer ganz super...wenn du Mathe kannst.
>>676393254
Everyone loves the nazis and english is basing on the german language.
Anyone recognize me?
>>676392537
I've been well,and i hope you've been too. I'll try to handle this week the best as i can. I can assume that if you don't have answered me you:
A) Haven't read it yet
B) Are working on some text to answer me
Or
C) Have something that restrains you from doing option 'b' and and you're doing your best to solve the problem.
Anyways, it always lightens my heart to know you're there and i'll wish you a nice week even if you'd have to face the boring everyday story of life.
>>676394916
Vivian?
>>676394916
>imblying i dont recognise mai waifu
>>676394855
>Everyone loves the nazis
The jews would have to disagree with you on that.
>and english is basing on the german language.
Modern English is also based on Latin and French, your point is?
>>676394855
Huh, hab ich vor zu probieren
>>676393746
Not just you. Oh god, I want more
I wonder what Yang is gonna do. Like Rubys dad said, she needs time. Yang will get up. Question is when... and what will she make of her arm?
>>676394916
Nope, I don't who're you?
>>676394916
Vivian James. Though I don't go to /v/ that much anymore, she was glorious.
>>676393746
Doing a little better.
>>676394916
Yes
Where did everyone go?
Okay, this is the last one for now.
>>676386472
hey OP, you waifu just sent me this, hope you don't mind
>>676395404
Lurking.
I was asking if anyone recognized me from last nights thread. Er, this early morning's thread, actually.
>>676395303
>inb4 yang becomes cyborg
Yang's gonna take some time. she's PTSD now. And Weiss and Blake are just gone. I expect it to be Ruby with the remnants of JNPR
>>676395404
That's good dude. Hope you feel better soon.
>>676394814
So you enjoy more open girls, huh?
I had a feeling you would. You are the best qt
>>676395742
I was probably at work or sleeping, so no if I had to guess. It's always nice seeing new faces though.
>>676394855
Ich grüße dich Tenryuu.
Betrunkene Erika gibt dir einen kameradschaftlichen Prost!
>>676395746
Yeah, I also suspect Yang going Cyborg and then spitting some puns at Ruby
You can't get rid of me
>claimed
>>676394855
>>676394814
>>676393899
>>676392767
There's room for one more, and then I'll add some extras in the background. I'm going to head out for now, see you guys later.
>>676396220
Fucking shit>>676395410
I need to take a break.
>>676395410
>not there
>>676395742
I do
>>676395746
Thanks man
>>676396220
Bye
>>676396220
Later.
>>676395742
I saw you when I was leaving. I didnt stay up as late as I usually do. Welcome back to thread!
>>676396081
I absolutely hope so. Wouldn't be Yang without the puns
>>676396220
No problem dude! Take care
>>676395823
>So you enjoy more open girls, huh?
Hehe. Is it that obvious?~
>I had a feeling you would. You are the best qt
As are you, qt3.14<3<3<3
I'm going to get some sleep now, tired as fuck and it's a long day tomorrow. See you guys later and until then: Boob pillows are best pillows. Atago confirms.
>>676396655
Goodnight.
>>676396655
Sleep well Anon.
>>676396655
Good night pretty ship
clmd
>>676396655
Goodnight Ten! Boob pillows best pillows
>>676396843
Hey Yuuko
>>676396655
sleep well
>>676386472
Drink bleach
>>676396655
Gute Nacht!
>>676396559
But damn, it's hard to think of a cyborg pun
"Didn't cyborg me coming"? nah, that doesn't work
I got kind of distracted.
>>676395410
The gamblin waifus.
claimed
>>676396655
Bye Ten
If I roll singles all your waifus will belong to me.
ANNA IS MINE
>>676396843
Long time no see Yuuko
It's me, Mizuki!
>>676396655
Gute Nacht Ten!
>>676396220
Good night Pauling!
>>676396559
>Is it that obvious?~
Not really, it's just that I like to pay attention to you, you're just too cute
>*wink*
>>676396655
Can confirm, I know this from experience
>>676396931
Hello speed. You're great as usual I'm sure right?
>>676397333
What happened to you bai?
>checked
>>676397019
>t's hard to think of a cyborg pun
It's okay to make mistakes, after all, you're only human
CLAIMIED!!
>>676397019
Kek. I'm sure they'll think of one soon
>>676397386
>Not really, it's just that I like to pay attention to you, you're just too cute
>*wink*
Hehe~ Thanks cutie <3
>*winks and smirks*
>>676397434
Indeed I am. always trying to keep positive. You?
>>676397273
If I roll dubs all waifus are released
>>676397434
I dunno. Much I guess? I tried a new job, but it doesn't seem like it worked out great either. Only get paid if get some people on board. Which is kinda bad since most of my contacts are still underage highschoolers who are not interested in insurances.
>>676397735
t-thanks
>>676397876
They better fucking do.
And I dare them to bring Yang back before episode 6 of the next season. That would ruin her PTSD
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