What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You're stranded on a deserted (as far as you know) island. You hear rumors of treasure on this island, but you'd be happy just to get home. Around you, you find: a tree and 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones on the ground, a ring of rocks resembling a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
self-bump
>>676384811
Grab stone and throw it on the coconut tree. If a coconut falls break it open with the stone and drink out of it desu
>>676385204
S-SELF ROLL
>>676385204
R O L L
>>676385204
Rolling for this
>>676385204
ROLLLLL
>>676385204
ROLLINGG
>>676385204
R-ROLLLLLLLL
>>676385477
>>676385204
You break open a coconut with a rock and drink the sweet nut nectar.
You feel refreshed and more capable.
Dubs decides.
self-bump
>>676385628
Make the stick sharp with the stone and catch a fish with it.
>>676386019
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>676386019
REROLL
>>676386019
ROLLROLLROLL
>>676386019
R0LLLLLLLLLLLL
>>676385628
You find this girl on the other side of the island. Cover her in cum
>>676386019
ROLLING FOR SUCCES
>>676386266
FUCK OFF DUDEEEE
I throw the rocks from the fire pit into the ocean.
>>676386399
Winrar
>>676386360
If dubs he MUST DO IT
>>676386266
That girl is not on the other side of the island. Rule 4 implies that you cannot control what is on the island - only what you do.
You do sharpen a stick and catch some fish though.
>>676386019
Dubs decides
>>676386492
Nah. It's against the rules, you can't make a girl magically appear.
>>676386568
I sacrifice the fish to summon the great old one nyarlathotep
>>676386750
roll
shove the fish up your ass
I take one of the sharpened sticks, and attempt to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together.
>>676386568
I dig a hole in the sand then crawl into it and masterbate to the broken coconut.
>>676386788
lets meet nyarlathotep kek
You use the fish as bait and catch a shark
>>676386944
Get
This thread isn't doing too well
>>676386788
You sacrifice the fish to nyarlathotep. A mysterious green light shines over the fish, but nothing else happens...for now.
Dubs decides.
>>676386979
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>676386979
REROLL
>>676387197
I pee on that patch of sand
>>676387232
>>676386979
Against the rules, you can try to catch a shark but you can't just catch a sharj
>>676387197
Break dance until nightfall
>>676387197
Insert glowing fish in to anus
>>676387477
Get
>>676387429
I would allow that. It could logically happen, given enough time. However, I would not allow "5 sharks wash up on the beach."
>>676387536
Rolling for this
>>676387197
dig until you are underground bring glowing fish as light source
Use the coconut tree to bild a raft
>>676387677
Dubs
>>676387477
You break-dance until it is exactly dark enough to be considered night, but still light enough to distinguish yourself from the background. You are not good at break-dancing. It is more like a seizure.
Dubs decides.
Use sharpened stick to bore a hole in one of the coconuts, and have sex with it.
Fuck own ass with sharpened stick.
dig a hole, and bury the rocks from the fire pit.
>>676388011
Sleep and wait for dawn.
>>676388011
Use rocks to dig the patch of sand, hoping to find a connected iphone with 3G
Eat sand.
Determine magnetic north, and hurl every loose item on the island in that direction.
Swim across the ocean until you reach the U.S.
>>676388011
Dig the disturbed sand with sticks
>>676388557
reroll
>>676388011
Cut down the tree
By the way OP, how shallow is the water around the island?
>>676388403
roll
Summon Cthulhu and beg him for heavy duty drilling equipment
>>676388557
Roll
>>676388557
Roll
>>676388557
Rolling
>>676388557
Rawl
>>676388618
You can walk for 4-5 feet before the water is above your head.
Use the rocks to create a summoning circle and summon a woman
>>676388403
reroll
Summon allah and cthulu to fight for entertainment.
>>676388757
Rr 2
>>676388011
Dig at sand
>>676388557
Ro11
>>676388833
Winrar
use hardened penis to write S O S in the sand
>>676388833
Damn son
try to start a fire at the base of the tree, in order to 'fell' the tree
Suddenly - niggers
>>676388011
Fap for years and build a Boat out of your crusty Cum
Jump in the water and look for sexy mermaids
>>676384811
Shove the rocks up butt
Jesus descends from the skies and ass rapes you
Put one coconut in your ass and fap
>>676388833
You perform a ritual to summon the great old one who sleeps in r'lyeh. You feel faint rumblings from beneath the earth, and there is a greenish glow in the air.
You feel as though nothing more will happen until someone achieves something in this thread with 1 in 100 odds.
Dubs decides.
Put rocks into butt and fap on the old one
Eat sand.
>>676389420
Fish a Mermaid out of the Sea and fuck her
>>676389420
Cthulhu appears and gives you the drilling equipment
>>676389630
Roll
>>676389581
Roll
>>676389420
Check out the disturbed patch of sand by digging it with rocks
You befriend a coconut and name it wilson, who you then promptly hump
>>676389700
Ignored this because against the rules. Read rule 4.
>>676389711
No mermaids are within your reach, especially without a fishing rod.
Wasted dubs.
Dubs decides.
>>676389810
Rolling for this
>>676389700
You control the character and what he does..you can't influence an outside event..
dig giant holes all over the island with about 1 meter space inbeetween, put findings in a pile under the tree
>>676389920
You use your cock as heavy duty drilling equipment
>>676389758
reroll
>>676389920
Jump into the Water and start swimming furiously till you reach another Island
>>676389758
roll
Continue to attempt to light a fire at the base of the tree.
Dig disturbed sand, and then comfort it.
>>676390265
reroll
>>676390108
Reroll
>>676390301
rolling
>>676390154
Roll
take the lining of coconut to make rope, sharpen rock against other rock to make a sharp edge, tie rope to rock with newly earned rope, cut down tree for wood
>>676390311
Winrar
>>676390154
Roll
Swim the U.S. border like a Mexican would
>>676390311
You have set the tree on fire, and feel dumb for not using the ring of rocks.
Dubs decides.
>>676390787
Put the rocks in asshole and fap on coconut
>>676390944
Oh come on
>>676390787
dig patch of sand
>>676390787
keep the upper of portion of the trunk wet, once the base of the trunk has burned through enough, try to push it over and extinguish the fire on the felled tree.
You walk into the fire and even tho it hurts you keep doing it until you're nothing but ashes.
>>676390499
ggggggggggggggggget
Swim to the U.S.
>>676390944
as long as the coconut's name is wilson