>>676375804
does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

>>676375804
If I had a more attractive cock, yes

no one else is gonna do it for us.

I heardself sucking is less like getting a bj and more just sucking dick..

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>>676375804
i tried once, almost broke my neck

>>676375804
there are 2 types of men in this world, men who have tried to suck their own cocks, and liars

>>676375804

I'd never leave the house again.

>>676375804
ive tried many times, couldnt do it but came close like 2 or 3 inches more, so i ended up just doing it to cum in my mouth.

>>676375804
I used to till i got a beer gut.
>miss it alot

>>676376036
/thread

>>676375804
No its gay

>>676375804
practicing as often as I can. I can get the head in my mouth. maybe deep throat one day hopefully.

>>676376884
by that theory jerking off is gay

>>676375804
I used to be able to do this when I was younger. It didn't feel as good as you might think. It did make me realise that I like having sex with men though.

>>676376884
so u dont masturbate either then with that logic?

>>676376964
Yes it is. What else are you gonna add

>>676375804
For the last week I've been cumming blood, sometimes my penis and prostate sting after cumming. There is no point in living.

>>676375804
I used to be able to, I was a flexible faggot.
Almost never got all the way down, but my lips touched the base once. Fucking hot. Loved cumming right in my mouth, feeling it throb and shoot into me.
I injured my back playing basketball a few years ago though and I've never recovered since. I had my fair share of dumb stories from those times though.

I used to do this a lot when i was younger. I dont have a big dick either, I'm just really flexible. It takes a fair amount of stretching and patience, and it can be hard to breathe folded up like that, but i loved it. There was just something incredibly sexual about it, and it felt great.

>>676376884
I once worked with a man that claimed anal sex with a woman was gay bc a man has an ass too. Does your narrow mind also follow that same logic as well.

>>676375804
I don't know, I mean, you're getting your dick sucked. But it's you who is sucking dick. Maybe, I wouldn't cum in my mouth though.

>>676377209
I probably could again if I lost a little weight and stopped putting off PT for this neck thing.

>>676375804
I used to do it when i was a teenager.
Now it hurts my back too much so I find other guys to do it.

follow up question is pleasuring my butthole with a dildo gay?

sometimes i have a dream where i manage to suck my own dick and i get so excited i'm able to do it.. then i wake up and get sad.

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>>676375804
totally>>676375804
.

>>676377577
If it is made to look like a dick, yes.
If it's just a long object made to stimulate your ass that has a mild phallic shape, maaaaaaybe. It's not necessarily gay, but it's not a good sign.

I was a young teenager till my older sister caught me. I had to show her friends. Later little sister got to see. They all thought it was cool. Didnt hear from any guys that could do it, i was flexable and skinny then.

>>676377971
getting fucked, by a girl, but she's wearing a dick shaped strapon. what would that make me?

if i suck my own dick am i the one being sucked or am i the sucker?

>>676377971
So an alien probe-shaped dildo is ok by that standard?

>>676376050
Iv gotten it in my mouth this is true

>>676377971
>If it is made to look like a dick, yes.

what if i use one of those mold kits to make a dildo of my own dick and fuck myself with that?

>>676377983
related to yours based on showing people

>be me
>freshman year high school
>running cross country
>cross country has some of the gayest people
>everyone always "jokingly" makes gay references
>one day we joke about taking out ribs to suck our own dicks
>I say I don't need to take out a rib cause I can do it
>everyone calls bs
>half the team follows me to the locker room where I proceed to pull down my pants and suck my own dick till I came in my mouth

Weirdly nobody liked me

I can suck my own dick, but I barelly lick the head and the posture doesn´t make it enjoyable

>>676378481
I think you're taking that phrase too literally

>>676378158
That's up to you, IMO you're a faggot, but you just do what you want.

>>676378238
Ayy lmao

>>676378495
Some guys secertly ask if I would suck them off after I showed them. You would have never expect them to ask that

>>676375804
Used to be able to, it was more like sucking dick, than getting your dick sucked.

>>676375804
yup

>>676378784
>after I showed them

I don't even know what to say about that, if you were literally soaping them down and shit, I'd be surprised if they didn't ask you to suck them off.

>>676375804
I used to do this. It's annoying though because the effort required to keep a position like that burns you down pretty quick. If it was less effort it'd be way more fun, downside, when it's time to cum you don't want a mouthful of your own so it's still more enjoyable to get a girl on it.

>>676378994
I did later, wasnt to tell anyone

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>>676375804
I did it once when I was 14. I can still do it, but women are pretty slutty; so, I don't see why to do it myself when you can get someone else to do it.

>>676379005
I liked the warmth and feeling it shoot against my tongue though

I suck my cock everyday.

>>676379466
what's the pic?

I can. Thing is it feels way more like you are sucking cock rather than getting your cock sucked. Its not really worth it.

>>676379563
It's supposed to be of the girl flashing the camera, but for some odd reason when I save gifs to my phone they get saved as jus pictures.

>>676379869
this is why nobody likes mobilefags

Also why a girl? This is the gayest thread, stop it.

Used to be able to. Feels good but I was never able to swallow my load for some reason

>>676375804
i can, and i don't

>>676377983
more about your sisters watching you suck your dick please...

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I've tried...

I lost 80lbs and finally tried again thinking that it would be the time and nope.....

>>676380038
MOOOOODS

Either that or your dick looks like a 13 year old's and I'm very sorry for you.

>>676380219
try some yoga poses, they strengthen up your core muscles so you can pull yourself tighter, also practice getting your legs behind your head for a week or so. Really helps.

>>676380223
found it here http://selfsuck.tumblr.com/

>>676375804
Without a doubt

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>>676380386
ooh, tumblr, I totally trust that

>>676380038
>tfw my dick is smaller than that and I'm 21

>>676378994
How do you get a guy to let you shower them??

>>676380223

how do you know what a 13yo dick looks like

>>676381308
Cause I used to be 13 you fuckwad

>>676381308
>his dick ran away when he was 12

>>676381308
his pubes are just so thin, and he's overall too smooth

>>676379817
God i love this site

>>676381487
kek

>>676375804
I do but it hurts my abdomen when I cum

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absolutely

>>676381938
sooooo close!

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>>676377983
>Damn, your little brother's cool. Yeah, the one with the penis in his mouth.

>>676381938
Oh hey you again

>>676381938
You've got a pretty mouth...

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>>676382095
so tantalizingly close!

>>676381938
wish i could see more. really pretty mouth

>>676382095
yet so far

What's the best way to try/do it?

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>>676382246
not me, just saved the pics

>>676382411
Good on ya

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>>676381487

>>676377334
Dave?

>>676380038
Look at how red his face is. Either he's about to tear his weiner off or pass out in a really funny position.

>>676382399
lay on your back and lift your feet up till you touch the wall behind your head. Then push your hips down with the help of the wall

I can do it but I don't. it's too painful

>>676375804
Yes, i can actually
To all you fags trying to do it just be patient and before you try to suck your own dick you must stretch a lot, do yoga and shit or else your back is going to hurt like hell. Like a month of practice.
I'm barely 6 inches and can almost deepthroat myself.

I'd never leave the house

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What about selfFUCK? has anyone acomplished it?

I tried but i have never dildoed my ass or anything so I couldn´t fit it in

i can do it, feel free to ask any questions/.

>>676382917
>>676383292
what stretches?

I used to be able to do it... No longer though :(

>>676375804
of course

>>676383528
i dont do any stretches, just takes about 5 minutes of trying before my back bends enough.

>>676375804
I would never see sunlight ever again.

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wouldn´t this be awesome?

>>676377713
I've actually had like 3 of these dreams where I was able to go all the way down on it...hahaha.

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>>676383528
like touching the tip of you feet, stuff like that
Takes some time until you become flexible enough
>>676383649
But without stretching the next day your back is going to hurt a lot.

>>676383205
Have tried a couple times and failed, never really got into it bc it's hard for me to get proper lube and don't want to use any oils.

>>676384585
No?

>>676385495

>>676375804
can and i have, injured my back have been unable to sine so it sux knowing i cold

>>676385717
C'mon,tips.

>be me, 17 and very flexible
>friends always joke I'm so flexible I could suck my own dick
>horny one night and decide to try it
>lay on floor, ass against the bed, and walk my legs over my head using the bed
>manage to get the tip and a little more in
>difficult to stay hard as can't see my porn while doing this
>keep at it
>eventually I cum directly into my mouth while still sucking
>horny killed, instant regret, feel like a fag
>go to bathroom, spit it out and brush my teeth
>go to bed like nothing happened. Continue to do this several times over the next few years and regret every time after cumming.

I'm still flexible but I'm older now and can't quite get it...I'm still trying though. Wish me luck, /b/.

more pics of /b/ro's sucking themselves

>>676386304
Good luck, anon.

>>676376413
this is so true

>>676386387
Ur gai

I used to for a few years. Got it to the back of my throat a few times and even sucked my balls. Feels good man.

>>676386538
No gai. Just curious.

>>676386753
Ok then. Just asking.

>>676375804
you bet

>>676379817
Really? I'm kind of pleased now, I tried a couple of times as a younger fellow and always counted it amongst the things I wish I could do. Glad to be able to strike it off, cheers anon.

>>676386906
Newspaper

>>676386304
dude stop regretting it if you like it just do it
I guess you just regret it because you think you should

>>676379817
>feels way more like you are sucking cock

>implying that's a bad thing
>tfw straight and enjoy sucking (your) dick

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>>676375804
You can only lick the tip. Not a whole lot of pleasure can be obtained here with the amount of pain with everything else.

Evolution has really fucked us over on this. Although if we had backs that could curl up like a snake allowing us to do this we might have died out without needing woman so much. This is a tough theory to accurately conceptualize.

>>676387038
its the indoctrinated christfag shaming for doing things they think are bad when we're really only doing things that feel good.

did it a few time wen i was young but its not exiting cus its just your dick and your mouth...

>>676387038

Nah I think it's mostly just the post-cum regret that you normally get, just amplified a bit. I did quite regret one time when I decided to cum on my face...too much clean up.

I now wish I could do it again as easily as I used to.

Fuck yes? Anyone saying no is either unsure of their sexuality or a faggot.

That gets me so hard..

>>676387156
/sarcasm
OMG HOWEVER DID YOU KNOW THAT

i can and have done, it's more like sucking a dick then getting your dick sucked, too much effort for fairly lackluster results.

>>676375804
anybody that says no is a fucking fag

Bumpbururbpbumpbumpbumph

>>676387805
No?

>>676387805
This guy gets it