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>>676375377
da phuck

>>676375560
I know its weird and scary kek

bump?

bumb for interest

this is nuts, can't be real. any bio fags in the house?

The moment when it moves, what the hell

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>>676376762
yeah we need some professional input on this one

>>676375377
the fuck? what am I watching?

>>676377118
a some fucking living thing puting ur jizz on a egg

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>>676375377

EASY EXPLANATION 4 FAGS:

>Inseminate a egg with ur jizz
>whait 40 days and enjoy ur baby

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intrigued

>>676376677
Moar pls

>>676376677
Checked n moar T.T

>>676375377
There is another Russian guy who used a goose egg.

You fucking idiots this make's a deadly gas.

how can you make chicken human hybrids that easily?
fucked up

>>676377980
hahahahahahha im the OP and i top kek

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>>676375377
jesus fucking christ that is fucked up OP

WTF is this. I'm outta here

what about a pig egg? i heard that our liver is 99% compatible with them so far

>>676378326
pigs dnt li eggs, they are mamels
retard

https://youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ

Wtf this video the thing spits shit at him.

>>676375377
This shit's gotta be fake.

any other videos of this OP?

>>676378411

shit quality bait

ur the nomber 1 retard

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This is the worst, most disgusting thing i've ever fucking seen.
>that thing that squirts that shit on that guy

>>676378646
OH SHIT I FUCKING LOST, NIET! BAM!

OP! MAKE /B/ GREAT AGAIN AND MAKE YOUR OWN!

>>676378845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpBzG5aEwHY

>>676378411
human women have eggs you fucking mongoloid

>>676378646
Worst one so far

>>676379355
a fuckin pink godzilla

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
THAT FUCKING SHIT SPRAYED AT HIM AND HE FUCKING CRUSHED HIS OWN KID WITH A BOOK!
THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!

>>676379487

I was going to tell him this, but I didn't think he would under stand the concept of the female eggs n shit

>>676379736
Isn't it great!

>>676376677
cont u slow fuck

>>676379964
I'm not sure mate. I'm amazed but also kinda disgusted.

>>676375377
fake and gay

I actually wanna try this shit cause I'm not sure if this is total bullshit or actaully real.

>>676380701
stream it!

>>676375377
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT

>>676380833
You wanna see a 40 day stream of that shit?

I don't think biology works this way, like uh, even very similar things like horses and donkeys can have problems creating any sort of life when their gamete? or whatever sex cells are brought together and incubated, and the result is sterile, but... human sperm + chicken egg?

10/10 creepypasta shit, freaky as fuck and touching the uncanny valley, but no way anyone thinks this is real

lol it doesn't work like that you stupid idiots if it did everyone would be fucking animals and making hybrids

>>676381225
That's how we got muslims

Eggs already have rooster cum inside them...

>>676381220
Well, I'm not actually sure. It would be rational to not believe this, but I mean this would be some real good fake if you see how it moves, squirts and how he smashes it.

>>676381363
And if you remove the sperm cells you get white people.

Messed up, I hope you all know this is very unchristian like

>>676381363
kek'd

>>676381441
Does that look like a fucking chicken to you?

>>676379736
That's why I come to this place, you fucking just never know. Today this, tomorrow a pic of your grandma being raped in the 50's

>>676381441
Maybe THAT'S the trick. It ain't chicken egg+human cum. It's rooster cum+human cum inside a chicken egg. Creating a rooster/human fetus hybrid. Case closed. Good job gentlemen.

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>leave the egg in some warm place for 40 days

>>676381750
Implying my grand ma is 50 years old

>>676381898
>implying your grandma was raped as a newborn
top kek, mate.

>>676378411
.... No. They don't lay eggs.

but like EVERY OTHER FUCKING MAMMAL SPECIES... They do produce eggs via Ovaries....

>>676381898
I meant 1950's you cuck

I hope one of you have the balls to try this science experiment

>>676381220
>"like uh"

>"even very similar things like horses and donkeys can have problems creating any sort of life when their gamete?"
>passive aggressively adding question marks to statements
back to tumblr with you, faggot

I do agree this is kinda retarded, though.
Still, all the more reason for /b/ to try it out and post results; more so if it ends up with all the /b/astards having to suffer through a month of foul stenchs just because the internet said so

Guys I am freaking out here is this shit real?

Pls respond

>>676382113
No thanks anon. Last thing I need are muslim hybrids running around cause I fucked an egg.

>>676382176
I don't think anybody here knows. We're all pretty wtf. Some think it might be true and other think it's total bullshit.
Only one way to find out.

>>676382052
Implying my grandpa is white and would let allow her rape she
>>676382091
Implying im married and white

>>676381441
...Not all eggs. You can buy unfertilized eggs... what do you think you buy at the market?

Well, not you.. personally. You mom probably buys your food.

>>676376762
biofag here, only works if you have the right number of chromosomes and it's pretty likely you have that extra one yourself, go try it out and post results.

>>676380967
Yes. Ill check in every day

I actually would try this out, but I'm not sure what to do if it's actually real.

>>676382323
>implying your grandpa was around when she was a newborn
>actually implyed that your grandpa is the brother of your grandpa

Think about it, how could this be faked?
You can see them taking it out of the egg without camera cuts, so it was already inside the egg.
And how can the thing inside be faked? A gummy thing with electronic parts inside to make it move? You think that can be built and somehow stored in the egg?
But when the guy smahes it, there was red blood and no parts.

I really can't come up with a way to fake it

>>676380967
I'd end up watching an egg slowly rot for 40 days for nothing, but yes

>>676382369
Don't have the bandwith or time for that, but woudl stream the start and ending of the experiment.

>>676380833
Make sure to have it on fast forward though aint nobody got time for that

It's fake move on fuck boiis

>>676382748
Me neither and that freaks me out so much.

>>676382330
So it's like almonds and activated almonds?

>>676382892
How did they fake it? >>676382748

>>676382871
>fastforwarding a livestream...

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>>676382748
You need to be 18 years old or older to post on this website.

Can you please leave and take most of the posters from this thread with you.

>>676382151
>using extremely casual/informal textual diction when unsure of the specific terminology to use on a chinese imageboard for korean cartoons while discussing slavmagic alchemy
>passive aggressive
>tumblr
m8 u wot, I'm just retarded

but I agree, we need an army of faggots fapping into various kinds of bird eggs and incubating them in their mom's basements under different conditions and term lengths for science, make some fucking history

>>676383075
How did they fake it?

>>676382369
>>676380967
>>676382804
Someone needs to start this experiment right now and stream all 40 days I'll come to check in everyday goddamn, maybe /b/ could create it's own retarded mascot or something for moot to fuck I don't know.

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Cool

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>>676378646
THE THING SAID FATHER WHAT FUG. I FEEL LIKE A TRIGGERED TUMBLR USER I AM FUCKING DONE SHIT WHAT

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>>676382339
kek

see ya'll in 40 days

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>>676378646

>NIET
>*fuckin slam*

>>676383324
>BLYAT

>>676375377
OP I REGRET EVERYTHING ABOUT BUMPING THIS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD FUCKING GOD

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I just need semen now

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>>676383110
Can't tell if this is bait.

>>676383686
Explain how they did it

>>676383561
which came first? the chicken or the semen?

Alright now, stament:

I don't see how this can be faked.
I don't see how this can be real.

I want to try it out. He said he didn't have sex for some time, so I gotta wait a few days without fapping, cause I don't think my sperm really brings it right now. I'm gonna try it out then and film it, maybe make a livestream.
Just gotta figure out what to do with it afterward if it really works.

>>676383456
He actually said "BLYAT"

This belongs on /x/

>>676382748
Don't go to movies man

>>676383561
Just stick it in your balls and take the semen directly out.

>>676383859
I still lost hard. Fuckin awesome.

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Jesus fucking christ /b/

i've seen some shit but this will haunt me forever

>>676383962
It's not a fucking hollywood production.

>>676382748
I can kinda see it
Normal egg in the hat, with semen and all that
Egg out of the hat is fake: Molded in some way, maybe like kinder eggs with a surprise inside; inject weird liquid inside too, cover the hole with the plaster
The gummy thing doesn't really show any complex movements; could be like those metal alloys that change shape when the temperature changes (warm alloy ware inside the egg meets russian cold) which would leave plenty space for the organs and blood, and that's assuming the book didn't come with a small plastic bag full of blood and organs taped to it

Gotta think like a stage magician

There is evil in this world.

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>this fucking thread

>>676381441
They would be cracked if they did dum bass

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>>676383226
Like this?

>>676383561
someone please be screencaping this thread

>>676384271
I'm gonna need a bigger book

>>676384149
Let's just hope that's how they did it.
How about the third video though with the big one?
That one moves multiples times, so temperature-changing metal wouldn't really work there.
And can metal move that fast while at room temperature?

>>676383738
like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RcZkrz3lmY
or basic ghetto animatronics/puppeteering like with wires and strings and shit
or well-covered post process editing, anyone can record something, use after effects, and then reencode it so it's less obvious and achieves the convincing "shitty phone cam" look
or he is actually performing forbidden science and creating chimeric abominations

>>676384196
come and see.

Happy Easter, /b/..

>>676383738
by not inseminating a fucking bird egg with semen. You can remove that one off your list and look at whats left.

Dont skip biology class tommorow.

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>>676383738
Guess I'm gonna take the bait. It's fucking CG you mongoloid.

>>676384078
haha ok man. whatever you say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHWvFrpocY

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>>676375377
Abomination! ABOMINATION!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXuttha7tzQ

You're welcome

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>>676384524
'come' where

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Example of a homunculus found inside a woman's uterus. Note the fetiform structure, hair, and limb buds. Histological examination also uncovered a rudimentary skeletal structure, organ differentiation, and minute amounts of nervous tissue. - See more at: http://www.madscientistblog.ca/mad-scientist-5-paracelsus-pt-2-paracelsus-homunculus/#sthash.ogc6XJWD.dpuf

>>676377980
so does ur mom's ass

>>676384321
Toasting in epic bread

>>676384493
Would that shit actually be forbidden?

>>676384448
>How about the third video though with the big one?
didn't watch that one yet, I'll get to it, but probably won't come back, kinda busy

>>676384616
Nevermind, you didn't get the reference.

bait, but i'm kinda sad shit like this can't happen.

>>676384677
No.
Not really no.

>>676384493
Isn't that squid moving because of biological reasons?
Like nerves and temperature and shit, I dunno, I didn't look into it.

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medfag here

It's impossible.

/x/ got you good

>>676378411
You da real mvp

Hi faggots. I looked into this some time ago. It is a fungus.

>>676384836
It's because of the sauce and nerves and muscles and shit. Actually confirmed real.

>>676384887
shut up fag we have enough people in here screaming "its fake!" already

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>Tfw some fat shit from /b/ is actually jerking off as we speak, to inject his semen into an egg

>>676384149
>with a suprise inside

ITT: people freaking out about retarded malformed chickens foetuses. You eat that every days at KFC.

>>676384887

this

/thread

Dont 404 on me plz

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Im gonna be a father

>>676385082
>this is be the only time since conception that his semen will touch an egg.

>>676385280
Good job bud, and congratulations, make a thread in 40 days

404 incomming nooooo

>>676384493
that squid isn't dead anon, you forgot japan

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>>676378646

>>676384677
I'm pretty sure that unless it violated something specific in terms of ethics laws, like the shit cited as reason for which human cloning or experimentation are shutdown or have their funding cut, no not really... but it's taboo in the classical or mythological sense and it's more fun to think of it as something wrong, something forbidden, something not done

>>676384836
really basic chemistry, iirc from my high school chemistry class a lot of life on this planet that we know of uses things like sodium channels that transmit electrical charges by moving ions (like a chemical wire or the potential difference effects of a battery), so the compounds (probably salt, if they're using soy sauce? idfk) stimulate the exposed but very much dead nerves in the tissue of the squid

Why are there so many russian men injecting cum into eggs?

Dude, I wish this is real. Then we can watch HowToBasic actually create a newborn son with all his eggs fetish.

>>676385641
Thats how slavs multiply.

Would you morally be able to kill your own creation? If not, i wouldn't recommend trying this

>>676384610
top fucking kek

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>>676385728
Goddammit

>>676375377

What in the fuck

I know a human chimp hybrid is possible
but a human chicken hybrid? fuck outta here

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>>676385728

still, I wonder what actually is inside those eggs. That shit looks nothing like a chicken fetus. Also whats the black milky stuff? Never saw that on a hatching chicken before

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>>676385082
superkek

>>676386001
>I know a human chimp hybrid is possible
gibe video pls.

>>676386067
I guess it's mold because the egg has a lot of nutrients and there was a tiny hole at some point contaminating it.