>>676352342
Meh. Got the clap.

Was in Vietnam (Vietnamese friend was visiting family, invited me.) and went to a massage parlor (same friend told me they were th best). Went and after the massage she started giving me a hand job, left and another girl came in and had sex with me. Best sex i've ever had, but I got the clap.

Would do it again if I could though.

Yes I have.
I cummed.
She didn't tell me a story. She just touched my penis.

>Asks if I am allergic to latex
>Unattractive female
>Unclean room
>Perfect massage
>Nudges me on my side
>Roll over, diamonds
>Straight for the penis.jpg
>Stretch

Note: No verbal confirmation as to what was about to happen. I tried to catch her eyes as I was settling my fee, but she was already texting.

>>676352342
Saw local woman post on CL and backpage for a long time. Reviews checked out so I set up a visit. Massage was relaxing. After I flipped she asked if I wanted hand or mouth finish. I said both and she agreed. She removed the towel and started laughing at my micropenis. She asked a bunch of questions about it which made me lose my erection. I got dressed and rushed home and drank an entire bottle of whisky and took a bunch of pills. Sadly, I woke up.

>>676353190
Hahaha fuck'en loser

>>676353190
kek
an hero

>>676352791
kek

get ready for a story, lads. gotta type it up. keep this alive for a minute.

>>676353940
aight

>>676353940
You better deliver fucker

>>676353940
I'll wait.

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>>676352342
when I was young my mom worked nights so my grandma would do this for me to get me to sleep, eventually she started riding me.

>>676354189
Top kek you were molested by your grandma

>>676353940
>be working on a tv show in los angeles
>about a week or two in
>am homesick, kind of over the project anyway
>my producer tells me lets go get a massage
>okay.jpg
>i get in his car and we take off
>i'm already thinking this is going to be one of those places
>one of those situations
>he takes me into what i guess was the hills
>i'm starting to wonder already, no real businesses out here, only houses
>we pull into someone's fucking driveway
>get out
>this really cute twenty-something answers the door
>alright alright alright
>"you guys must be here for my mom"

continue?

>>676352342

Getting a HJ from a woman who has a lot of practice is a magical experience.

>>676354329
Shit sounds fake but go on.

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>>676354329
Go on.

>>676352342
Yea my ex gf gave me a handjob and I squirted all over her bed haha

>at massage parlor
>massages my back
>rolls me over
>starts massaging feet then thighs
>puts on gloves and lotion
>starts rubbing on my flaccid penis
>I get semi hard
>she's trying to jerk me off
>5 minutes later she asks if she should continue
>I shrug
>she leaves the room
>manager comes in
>tells me to get dressed and get out
>2 days later I'm served a subpoena for rape
>spent 6 months in jail

worst bachelor party ever

>>676354329
Fucking faggot don't fucking ask just put as much as you can before reaching character limit in single post and then continue to next post. You "continue?" faggots are annoying as fuck. Don't ask a question you know the answer to.

>>676352616
>got the clap
what?

>>676354329
>apparently we are
>enter the house
>hippie shit everywhere
>mind you, i grew up in a hippie town, but this was another level
>there's a swing, that i thought was one of those fuckswings, but more on that in a bit
>we meet the mom, she's really sweet and nice, funny. real mom type.
>she tells me she does thai massage
>my moment of calmness shatters
>she tells my dude to hang out in the garden
>lady lays down a goddamn blanket
>not a table, not even a futon cushion
>a ornate sheet.
>makes me get on the sex swing first.
>flips me upside down
>actually cracks my back and does some cool shit on it
>whatever
>she lays me down on the sheet, the sheet on the stone floor

continuing

>>676354408
this is all true

>>676353190
Fuck her man women can real trash.

>>676354695
>Gonorrhea

>>676354695
STD. Look it up.

>>676352342
Very good - those bitches in Macau know what they doing

>>676353190

aren't there penis implants nowadays?

>>676354706
What show?

>>676354874
Freaking fag would you want a girl to get titty implants damned queer fuck off

>>676352791
kek
underrated post

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>>676354284
and one of her friends.

>>676352342
>I went to have a massage
>I had the massage
>I was happy for it
I really don't see how this is a story you are interested in. But, i'm happy to provide.

>>676354874
only way to make penis bigger is with steroids or surgery and it fucks your dick up bad. you could get a monster dick but you will have ed and even with boner pills never be fully erect, only partial feeling so sex just isnt enjoyable or basically have a dildo placed in so it feels and looks shitty so most women wouldnt like it

>>676355052
Nice.

>>676355052
More interested in the girl and sex itself

The last time I went she stuck her finger up my ass as she was jerking me off, was a nice touch.

>>676354706
Moar

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My ex Gf's mother literally gives happy ending massages across the driveway from where I am living.

These stories are making me hard. Which is awkward because my friend is sleeping like 2 feet away from me and I really want to cut right now

I did once at a chinese massage place. You know the ones - they're everywhere. Woman was in her 20's, plain looing. She was sick, suppressing coughs sneezes and congestion during massage. Made sure I was hard when she asked me to turn around. while she massages my legs I flex my dick (still under towel) so she can't ignore what I really want. After I know my dick has her attention I asked how much for a "complete job". She tries to tell me $100, I said no, how about $40. We settle on $50. She was efficient, clearly she did this a lot, came in 2 minutes. I think I squeezed her ass at one point while she was jerking me. Overall an exciting experience, but I wouldnt pay to do it again. I like to imagine she was much hotter when I jerk to the memory..

>>676354592
i don't know when the limit is, so i'm just doing it this way. i know it's annoying, my dude, sorry.

>>676354706
>still in my shorts and tee
>starts rubbing my feet
>feels good
>rubs up my leg
>here comes my boner
>allllll the way up the leg, inner thighs
>touches my cock
>ohshit.png
>she doesn't say a word
>moves onto my arms, back, etc
>i won't bore you with all of that
>we move onto these partner stretches, where we're basically fucking
>"let's get that shirt off okay?"
>shirt comes off
>lays back on the damn sheet
>my heart is pounding
>she spreads my legs and sits between them
>undoes my shorts
>they had a string and a button, but she didn't seem to care that much
>rubs my penis through my blue tommy wiseau brand briefs, she didn't get it, but it would have been weirder if she had
>slips my penis and balls out
>does a two hand jerk
>"there's a good boy"
>i cum
>she wipes her hand off on the sheet
>i clean up and she sends me on my way
>after i go out, my guy asks me if i feel more relaxed
>definitely
>he goes in right after me
>gets the same treatment
>i sit out in the garden with her daughter for another 30-35 minutes while he gets a rubdown and a handjob from an old woman

>>676354890
i write on and off for a comedy central show, but mostly do work out of the east coast, and rarely television. mostly rewrites for feature films, some of my own shit. still kind of entry level for what i want to do, but i'll get there.

>>676354588

Lol wtf... That escalated very quickly.

>>676355010
Hahahahaha you fucking pleb. You were raped and molested by probably some of the physically weakest members of society. Old women. How does it feel to be a weak shit-tier beta? I bet you are a literal faggot, simply because of the memory of how not manly you are.

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>>676355296

Nice. I'm really into this and Love when I meet a young girl comfortable enough to do this to me

>go in wanting normal massage
>looks nice & legit place
> small average asian lady comes in tells me 2 get neked
>strip to boxers
> she cums in strips me fully neked now
>starts normal massage now (feels good)
> the beast being out naturally rises
> she noticed had a little tickle
> whips off towel turns me round grab it with 2 hands
> ask 4 more money to fxck or sxck
>i say no more cash on me she say we take card
> i fink bitch u aint worth the embarrassment of my bank statement
> finish normal massage n leave

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>>676355625
>i fink bitch u aint worth the embarrassment of my bank statement

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>>676355625

You type like a child.

>>676355974
just super stoned tbh

>>676355625
>I say no cash
>She say we take card

/Relate

>>676355478
thats fucking amazing

>>676356218
it totally wasn't bad. the strangest part for me, besides the obvious, was that i kept going back and forth in my mind if whether or not i was there to get jerked off or not. everything that made me think that i was would get immediately contradicted by something else. even after my shirt came off, i wasn't sure. by the time she actually touched my cock, i was so ass backwards mentally that i figured that she's probably just admiring the fabric.

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>>676355518
you seem a bit jealous.

>go for massage
>nice place
>little out of the way but gives me discounts for being a regular
>strip down, the usual
>cashier asks if I want a happy ending
>sure.jpg
>go into massage room and wait
>girl walks in
>get a good massage
>really relaxed to point of sleepy
>here comes the handy
>2 minutes in and bust a nut everywhere
>get up and get changed
>thank daughter for a great massage
>kiss her on the cheek
>tell her I'll see her when I get home

pretty good tbh fam

There's a place I go near my office. All good looking middle aged Asian ladies. All of their massages end with them rubbing my cock,69 and then I fuck them with the power of a thousand suns and cum all over their hairy oriental muffs. Pay and come back for more in a week.

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>>676356588
Kek

I look for the places that include a free table shower. Shower is first lots of hot water and soap. Squeeze my ass muscles to trap her fingers when she is soaping my asshole. Play with myself when she rolls me onto my back. On the massage table I spread my legs wide when she reaches under to get to my balls. Half hard when I roll over she looks at me with the oil in one hand and points to my cock and says "him too". Funniest thing is that if I don't cum fast enough she starts making moaning sounds and deep breathes like she is ready to cum. That sets me off. $40 tip. Many massages in different states and all the girls are trained the same.

>>676355478
Definitely Colton/10

>>676357864
colton dunn? no, but i know him

>>676357019
> 69
That is how you get face herps

>>676352342
yeah had one for my 18th bday from my friends .. was a 'happy hour massage' place .. around am after partying in the club
they got me 2 .. but it was 'mehh'
played with first ones pussy .. then wanted to go for the second but she refused and so did the first one too after that ... was a meh handjob .. after 45min the were like 'okay the time is over now .. you have to come'

>>676358773
4am

last thread about this i learned a lot of asian parlors like to shove their fingers up your ass. would not recommend

>>676353190
Was this a pay thing? I've been with many prostitutes (because of my own micro penis) and none have ever laughed at me. Although they're all usually just really high on smack or are dead on the inside or scared of getting beat up.

>>676358927
That sounds fun. Good 'ol prostate poke.

>>676358927
Are you crazy? Prostate massages are the best way to cum from a handy.

>>676359196
Correct terminoligy is "pokey finger bum wank".

>>676354189
story?

>>676359385
True fact.

>>676358927
Why do you think they do it? Because guys like it and it makes them cum buckets in seconds. Your loss if you're too insecure to have a chick poke your anus.

Had it the first time when I was 16, obviously looked older and had a fake ID. After I turned over the lady said if I wanted any extra, at the same time removing the towel away. Cost me 20 British pounds. Worth it.

>>676358927
Fucking pussy

>>676359700
I'm gon a go for a massage when I need a shit.

She's in for a surprise

I don't have a happy ending story, but I did have a really weird massage experience.

My girlfriend at the time got me a massage as a gift at some small place in her hometown. She sort of knew they woman who ran it.

So I go get the massage. It's was a standard hour-long massage. She had stopped a couple of times, but for less than a minute, so I didn't really think anything of it.

When she was done, she told me to take my time getting dressed and to meet me at the front desk where she would run my gift card.

So I pick my head up off the table to acknowledge what she just said and to say thank you. I turned my head back...

And she was standing there putting her shirt back on. She was completely topless! And to this day I cannot figure out why. She didn't try anything, or offer anything that would require having her tits out.

I still think "what the hell was that" eight years later.

>>676354695

Underage B&

Alex?

>>676359840
That's you been too beta to get your ham shandy.

>>676360130
Busted

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>>676359815
You'll be in for a surprise when you realize they are into playing with shit and she starts smearing it on your body

>>676360213
I didn't even know she was topless. I was face down with my eyes closed. Nor did she offer anything. How is that beta?

>>676357051
Kek

>>676360404
Because when you did realise you didn't imediatly jump up a slap your cock accross her chops.

Hi, mex/b/ro ever here. The best massage i had was almost one year ago. Nowadays massage business is shady here in spicland, because it is seen as something illegal. The places are not fully advertised, you had to look for them in the cl mexican equivalent. Only after you call to the place and get appointed a date you got the full address. Sometimes you only got a partial address, and then had to call the girl to come get you. I will share a green text in a moment.

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>>676356512
>she's probably just admiring the fabric

>>676360644
Yes... that certainly happens in reality.

>play major college sport
>always go with my teammates to random small Asian parlors so workers don't recognize me
>never look for happy endings just regular massage
>go to one spot in garden grove
>older Asian woman comes in
>tells me she's training a new girl
>petite little pocket size Asian girl
>had to have been 20 years old at most
>older Asian woman doesn't say anything just watches
>am a little weirded out by it but whatever
>chick starts rubbing inside my thigh near groin
>start to get a semi, no biggie most of them don't mind it since its common
>she then begins to rub my balls
>I look up and her and the other Asian lady
>younger one asks if I want the deluxe massage
>just nod see where it goes
>she gets more lotion and begins to jerk off my cock
>Asian lady comes over and says no like this
>now I have older Asian lady guiding younger girls hands on my cock
>woah 4 hands on my cock that's pretty rad
>I ask them to aim up
>they do and I shoot all over the younger one
>feels good
>as I get up to leave younger one goes to change older one looks at me and tells me
>"it's only my daughter's second day I hope it wasn't a bad experience and you come back"
>only my daughters first day
>my daughters first day
>daughter

Still cum buckets to the memories

>>676360869
Not with that attitude it dosen't.
I declare today, slap a chink accross the chops with your cock day. Now go get her kidda.

>>676354592
this. so much this!

>>676360791
wouldn't have shocked me at that point

>>676361127

Sorry I have to think up more bullshit to
Make the story sound better

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>>676360379
I'll be happy as long as it doesn't cost extra

>>676361127
>>676361216
what's weird is you guys are talking about me and i already addressed it

>>676361053
I'm confused? Was it her 1st or 2nd day?

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>>676361555

Check em

Mex/b/ro again. Here is da story muh niggas:
>be me, on vacations. Decide to go bust a nut.
>call massage girl, tells me the service details. No happy ending inplied.
>tell her me not interested after all. About to hang up.
>she said: wait, we can arrange sumthin inf you want.
>tell her ok, whatever.
>go to da place. Normal house outside. Ring bell, got inside.
>looks like a legit place, very corporative and sheeeiit.
>girls guide me to da room. And old man comes down the stairs. We dont look each other.
>being in da room girls tells me the combos: normal job + hand job 45 USD. Normal + oral 83 USD. Tell her i want that.
>got undressed an lay down in the bed. She tells me to stand up in front of her.
>i obliged, tell me to close my eyes, so i did. Rubs her hands in some lotion and put them i my face to smell it and relax.
>while doing so she takes my hand and put it in her boob. I stay still and diamond.
Shall I continue?

>>676361675
thxfam

>>676354189

cum?

>with wife on vacation
>sit with some guy and his wife at the breakfast and dinner
>we get along good actually
>he was like 60 and so was his wife, we were around 30
>he talked about sex and shit like that and his wife was totally at that too
>they told us about some shit we could do while we were still here
>we laugh and after discussing for quite some time he talked us into visiting that place
>he advertised us it was a special place where you had nothing to do but relax and they'd do everything to statisfy you, like massage and shit but they'd do a huge lot more inofficially, he told me it was 50 bucks for men and 100 bucks for women
>my wife asked why women were twice as much, they laughed and said they'd take longer
>I talked to my wife that night, she was curious because she didn't like the idea of being undressed infront of strangers
>finally agreed
>we gave kids to hotels child care for a few hours and went there
>didn't find it in the first place but finally made to find the door which lead to some decent looking waiting room
>all the people waiting in the room looked elder, when we came in people were looking at us like we were in the wrong place
>a pretty girl brought us some water and some guy came up was really polite and asked if we were here for the massage

need a second

>>676361796
Yes

>>676361796

No don't continue nobody wants to hear your bullshit story you have to break into multiple posts. It fuckin sucks already it ends with you walking the dinosaur or bel air fuck you

>>676361796

Not if you keep typing like an uneducated ghetto shitlord.

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>>676361053
you sure is garbage grove, not anaheim?

>>676355415
Two disgusting creatures

>>676361975
> I bitched out and said no
>wife slapped me and ran out
>been divorced ever since

I went in some chinese place, in some street of Paris.
She gave me a nice massage (I bought 30 mins), overall I could tell she didn't have much massage experience, it was more like touching my skin.

Had fake 50e bills from the deep web, paid 150€ to finger her and get a happy ending. Feels good man

Followed CL and BP for a while, found reviews and not rushed into anything. Found asian woman who works out of her house, nice area. Top massage and great slow handjob, I shot ropes of cum.
She got busy and had guy after guy. Rushed and got annoyed if you didn't cum after two minutes.

>>676362387
what about the children?

>>676362504
they died

>>676362504
they we're 30 and 27 at the time, they should've been able to take care of themselves.

>>676361991
>>>676361796 (You)
>No don't continue nobody wants to hear your bullshit story you have to break into multiple posts. It fuckin sucks already it ends with you walking the dinosaur or bel air fuck you
Sorry, me no native english speaker. Check your privilege!
And no dinosaur, i got rimjobed.

>>676353190
Kek

>>676362504
Sold to massage parlor madam. Now servicing 20 old dudes a week

>>676362059
Me so sorry. I will try to improve my narrative, señor.

>>676354695
Underage virgin detected.

Yes, I've went to a Chinese massage parlor a few times and got a happy ending each time.

The massage was alright and the handjobs are usually amazing, their hand sliding up and down my uncut dick head feels so fucking good. I can't wait to get another one when I have the money.

But some of those bitches are greedy and will try to give you a sob story to get a bigger tip.

>>676355478

This is so UCB.

Anyone got any places in SoCal they could recommend

>>676354965
Yes I would, so fuck YOU. Your move, asshole.

>>676363018
rubmaps

I haven't gone to an Asian massage in a long time. Most of the time I go to a colombian chick who does it in a private house near mine. But I would say that the first time I went to a Chinese place, I had this one lady who was a milf looked good and was able to give me a good massage that got me pretty relaxed and gave me a good prostate hand job later. It was my first time totally worth it.

>>676361896
buckets.

>>676363306
I want to get a Latina happy ending so badly, how much does she charge?

She led me back and got me undressed, I felt her begin to massage my back and was surprised she was doing a good job. Here's where things got a little weird, I'm typically not like this, but she worked her way up to my shoulders and I turned over, and took her hands and pulled her down to kiss me. I just became overwhelmingly horny all of a sudden. And she responded by kissing me deeply, and I moved her hand down to my cock and had her start stroking it while I made out with her. I was really excited, and then I pulled her up on top of me, had her ride me right then and there. She was already wet and pretty tight, I felt like what I was doing was wrong, but I didn't give a fuck I was so fucking horny. After she bounced up and down on me a little bit, I came nice and deep inside her. She didn't flinch, and knew I came, but kept on working my cock, making sure that every drop was out before she got up, cupping her pussy in her hands to catch my cum. She looked at me, smiled, and then licked it off her hands, and I was like WHOA HOLY SHIT THIS GIRLS A SLUT! I couldn't believe what had just happened. She got me a towel and I cleaned me up, what was done is done. I have to say I had an awesome time, I don't think it was a good idea, but I had an awesome time.

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>>676363244
This is a good place for pretty much anywhere. What's good is that they tend to stay open until 11 pm at least the ones here in Miami.

>>676359840
name of place and girl pls

>>676362747

Thanks.

>>676363003
i went to emerson, but i know what you mean

>>676363418
She charges me depending how much time. For 30 mins it's 60 dollars and it includes a massage and a handjob and she lets me play with her books since she gets naked. For an hour it's 120 but then one can get full service.

>>676352342
Literally every AMP (Asian massage parlor) ive ever been to gave me a happy ending, most offered full service.

Typical prices are ~$50 for the mssage, and an addition 60, 80 or 100 for HJ/BJ/Full Service.

>>676363467
the one I go to stays open until midnight

I really hate that place now though, some of the bitches there are so greedy

>>676363018
check out that old hippie woman i've been talking about

>>676363625
that's not too bad, I would definitely pay it

How good are her handjob skills?
>>676363663
You're getting ripped off then, I pay 40 for half an hour plus 20 tip for a handjob

came into this little corner of this massage parlor and went with the girl BeBe, took me into the back and got undress & layed on the bed. She came in very happy and went straight to the massage. I got the hour massage and wish I got the 35 because there was little to no teasing at all. The massage was great and got out all the knots out of my back but it was just too much anticipation for me. 45min I finally flip then she works on my legs arms and stomach and I had to speak up and ask about the HE I tell her I tip 60 and went ahead and work on my Tom and Jerry. I love her technique on how she played with the head and cup the balls and then went into a two handed grab but it was so intense that I exploded with super sayin power way too fast. I wish she work her time a little more on Mr. Tom & Jerry.

One thing I will say is I think she wipe my Jizz Cream baby maker goozzz on my boxers that were laying on the ground which piss me off a little or maybe it drip on it but who knows I wasn't paying attention.

>>676363683
This man I feel you. That's why it rather go to my colombian girl. Also I feel that I be way better deal because unlike the Chinese girls the colombian girl gets naked while giving me a message and allows me to play with her body. Plus I like being able to talk to someone and understand what they are saying and vice versa

usasexguide.com is where you find what you need.

don't ask over the phone if you'll get a hj

don't be suckered in paying big for extras, some girls want an extra 100 for a hj because some guys will end up giving it

>>676361796
Ok then, no getto bs.
>got lay down again.
>standar tantra massage took place. Feathers, rubbing lotions, little kisses here and there.
>shall the good stuff begins.
>she starts touching my buttocks, and spread them.
>she barely touch my *, i got exited.
>she rubs it gently, i dont made any movement to let her know i am comfortably with it. I relax my rear end a little more.
>she start licking my coxis. Feels good man.
>she realices i like it. She starts liking my * like a boss. Full tonge in. Im in anus heaven.
>turn me around. Shes topless. Start sucking my dick-o. Tell her to lik my balls too.
>i touch her, soñuck her nipples, grab her ass.
>i put my hand into her panties. Rub her asshole.
>smell my fingers. Got the smellz. Boner x 1000.
>tell her to lick my * again. She does.
>jack myself off till bust nut. I came beyo nd my fucking face right to the wall above it.
>never before came too much.
>she is impressed so much cum.
>happy ending indeed.
>while on uber returning to home, i keep smelling my fingers. Enjoy the smelz to this very day.

>>676363797
That's what I pay at my amp for a handjob.
Her handjob skills are good. She has a her tight grip but she also does it slow and relaxing. Makes it last long. She has also given a boobjob and those are good. Thinking about this makes me want to go after studying.

Have a regular place in Adelaide I go to, bit pricey but the girls are worth it.

Have a pic of the last one I saw.

>>676352791
kek

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>>676364188
you're a real piece of work

>>676363663
How do you all get these prices, where I'm from its 60 for an hour 40 for tip (hj) and I'm hard pressed to even try to ask for more, if I do I'm up over 180 easy.

I need to move out to where you plebs live. Oh and to answer that other anons question, if you act confident in what you are doing ALL ASIAN MASSAGE PARLORS do it, every one, they wont do it if you act all timid though.

>>676363939
Yeah most of the Chinese women at AMPs barely speak English, and the whole thing feels kinda "cold" sometimes if that makes sense.

Plus, I personally think Colombian women are hotter than Chinese women on average.
>>676364282
Slow and relaxing is good, but one time the chick squeezed my glans too tightly when I was cumming and it kinda ruined the orgasm, it was painful.

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>>676352791
Top kek m8

>>676364675
nigga I live in New York and I pay 40 dollars for a half hour massage and give a 20 dollar tip at the end for an HJ

>went to spa with happy ending
>pretends to be innocent
>started to massage me
>after the real massage she rubbed both of her palm to make her palm hot then she rubbed between my balls and butthole
>she started sucking my dick
>she asked me if i want to continue
>i said yes
>she replied but i have to pay extra
>i said i only have this amount of money im still a student
>she beleived in me and she started to suck my dick
>still doing nothing, pretending to be innocent
>until she,s tired (because if you don't come their job isn't done) so they will beg for you to cum or do everything for you to cum
>started screwing her
>she cum 3 times
>she fell in love me
>asked for my name and number, i replied "I'll just see you next week. what time should i come here?
>she gave told me around 9PM so that i'll be the first
>left the spa
>went back after a week
>stayed there for 6 hours (got massage, sex, blow job, being pampered while sleeping by just paying 40 bucks)
>rinse and repeat (did it for like 5 different girls)
>love is the secret recipe

>>676364675
Honestly for me the first time I went to one I asked the lady and she wanted 30 dollars. In response I told her that I only had 20 dollars on me and she accepted. Then the next time I went to one I just mentioned to her that I have a 20 dollar tip for her when she finishes the massage and she understood right away.

>>676364979
G-damn, I'm moving to New York!

>>676364859
Ugh that must be horrible. I was make sure to tell them to not go too hard. The mamasan knows me so she tells the girls how to do it. Yeah the language barrier does destroy the environment also the colombian girl is hotter. I go mostly to the Chinese place if I need a real massage the other place I go for it I want to have fun.

After going to the gym today I'm thinking of visiting an AMP.

My problem is, I can't go to the same person twice, or it ruins the rush of whether or not they are gonna freak out and call the cops *Insert autistic laughter here*

>>676363625
I want to play with her books.

>>676352342
Maybe a dozen times, half a dozen different women. Always just a handjob, never anything more.

Cons
>It costs about the same as full-service hookers
>just a handjob
>not always the most attractive (but not bad)
>no videos, which is my thing

Pros
>never had to worry about getting robbed
>I feel comfortable going to a parlor a little high, which is nice
>no vetting people, reading ads, making calls etc just to have them smoke a bunch of crack in my bathroom
>not as much of a thrill, but I always leave feeling really relaxed

I like them. I go when I have some money to burn and don't want to spend the effort.

>>676365335
The last time I went I couldn't even cum, every time I told her to keep doing it like that, she changed it up. Some chicks do it perfect, but what she did was either uncomfortable or not stimulating enough, and when she was doing it just right she would switch up. And then the bitch had the audacity to ask for a bigger tip when I was done.

>>676366233
Hahaha dumb autocorrect

Best msg experience

>walk in asian place
>cute young asian chick
>tight short dress
>pay 35 for 30 min
>takes me to room
>tv monitor with cctv of front and back entrance
>get naked
>face down with no towel and wait
>walks in
>oils neck, back, butt, legs etc.
>oils inside of thighs
> grazes my balls and says nothing
>get hard
>flip
>rubs my chest, legs
>massages my legs with her hand and grazes my hard cocktail with her arm and hair
>she knows
>looks at me and asks what I want
>I just nob
>she does a hand motion
>I nod again
>doesn't talk money
>just takes off her top and pulls up her skirt
>lubes up my cock and goes to town
>I immediately grab her ass and tits. She leans in and let's me suck on her tits
>alternates between stroking it with both hands and one hand and my balls
>ask her to slow down so I can enjoy
>I can hear the lube slushing in her hands.
>I start to rub her puss and she starts moaning
>FUCKING X PLODE
>cleans me up
>pay $40 and she tells me to come again!

>>676366369
This analysis is spot on.

>>676366509
Dude that really sucks. Are you friends with the mamasan? Also what I don't like is how they switch the girls so if you happen to have a good one they won't be there the next time.

>>676361975

>told the guy that I heard of a friend that they offered another service
>he went back to some other employee
>they gave us a lot of paperwork to sign and made a copy of our id, while explaining that it had legal reasons especially since this was some semi-legal business
>I didn't think lot of it, since we got this place reccommended
>after some waiting time the pretty girl took me with her, my wife had a jealous but playing smile, she joked before that her therapist would be hotter than mine
>I got into the room and got a blindfold and something to bite on
>it was a good massage she had, after they were like 3 women, they turned me around and started doing the hj with lotion and the other two were doing small things to my body like feathers and some biting and stuff like that
>after like 20 minutes I came, they took my blindfold and shit off and that was it
>went out, waiting for wife
>after waiting in the waiting room I saw that employees were going out and in on that one room that wasn't the actual massage room, my massage was in one of the massage rooms
>I asked the guy when my wife would be done, he was like, as said, she is done when either she uses the phrase to stop or she came
>after like 45 minutes I told him that she might have forgotten the phrase, he should let them know
>he discussed with me and finally went in the room
>he came back 15 minutes later and like directly after him, my wife
>she was mad and rushed half dressed out of the saloon
>I paid thanked and left, she was heading straight to the hotel
>I was asking what was going on
>She told me it was only men, that nothing actually was done by a woman, it was the employees fucking her and of course she didn't climax, they just took one by one on her with friends and told her that it was illegal to go to a place like that and also the actual employees were like 16, the saloon was actually owned by their dad
>scared to being accused of seducing minors we got actually tricked by them

>>676367071

>go back to same place 3 weeks later
>different chick
>too skinny and looks old
>pay 45 for hour
>get naked
>massage me for 10 min
>flip
>Asks what I want
>asks me how much I'm gonna give her
>this bitch.jpg
>I hold up 4 fingers
>she's shocked and asks for more
>no negotiation
>get up, get dressed
>tip $5
>bye

>>676367399
I am but I really don't like her tbh, she's the most greedy one there and she rushes the handjob. And she's also kinda old and not really that attractive.

Yeah on one hand it's nice trying new girls out, but on the other hand it would be nice to have the same one if she's good at it rather than taking the chance of getting a shitty handjob.

I would like to try out some other places, especially Latina places, but they might be more expensive.

>>676367399
Yeah, the one downside to human trafficking. It can be onconvenient for the consumer.

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>>676367075
Thank you. Typing that all out made me consider going to one today, even though I'm scheduled to get a blowjob from a tattooed alt-model type later this week.

>>676355478
What did you speak to the daughter about when the mom was inside tugging your boss off?

the next time I got to an AMP, I wonder if she'll let me smell her feet free of charge

but only if she's younger and hot

>>676367806
The fuck? Did they cum on/in her? What did you do?

>>676368394
Ask? I never have. I found all my feet people on fetlife and backpage.

I actually met a guy with a foot fetish on fetlife. We refer hookers to each other now. Halves the work involved.

>>676367806
You fucking cuck why did you even let her do that in the first place if it was so obvious? Kill yourself my man.

>>676354189

Is this part of Hillary's Campaign?

>>676368266
we talked about the show i was working on mostly, she wanted to hear about my other stories. we talked a lot about boston (where i live/am from). she told me about what she's doing, which was trying to get into television and looking back on it, i could have probably got her to blow me for a contact if i hadn't just had my nuts drained by her mother.

she also went into incredible detail about this drink that she was peddling which was ginger root lemonade, vodka and like some other shit. it was really tasty.

kind of funny note, she didn't mention her mom at all except in extreme passing (oh, yeah, she's been doing massage for a while. we've been living here for 9 years. shit like that)

really sweet family. dad wasn't in the picture, though. he lives out in ohio somewhere with the younger son.

>>676368999
>dad wasn't in picture

You don't say?
Nice trips.

>>676367806
should have been in a couples room, but you guys fell for a shady joint.

>>676369375
second in the thread, i'm on a roll. thxfam
yeah, it wasn't really talked about much either but i wasn't exactly shocked

you know, i see a lot of single middle aged folks out there in like LA and ventura who left behind a family that they crafted at too early of an age in a flyover state to follow their dreams and give it a real shot at being an artist and, excuse the metaphor, just end up giving handjobs

>>676367912
Same here regarding the mamasan. That's why for me she is for nonsexual services. Unless She decides to have sex with out of nowhere then that's a different story and I would be down to make love. The other day I went there in a long time she asked me what happened to me and chatted for a bit. The only good thing is that they are like the only ones that one can have a conversation with.

>>676363436
Cool story bro

>>676368977
No, sorry, she only sucks corporate cock. The cock of the hoi polloi is beneath her.

>>676361053
Where in garbage grove. Need name. Or cross street! Right meow

>>676359840
>I still think "what the hell was that" eight years later.

Just the routine, most likely, if she offers happy endings for others as well.

Or she just dislikes your GF secretly. (Hahaha, I had my tits on / was naked with him).

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>>676369878
yeah haha, she's the only one there who speaks conversational english

she jerked me off like 2 or 3 times already.

I wonder how many dicks these women have jerked off, imagine the mental catalogue of dicks these women have? I'm not bothered by that at all but I feel like they should all give perfect handjobs after having so much experience.

>>676364993
I'll take "shit that's never happened" for a $500

>>676352342
does anybody have a screen of the story with the
hand bang bang or mouth bang bang? No.

>>The place is really clean and organize. MMS had me pay, then she introduced me to Lisa. I thought Lisa was a nice woman. She is a 40-year-old Chinese lady with a decent body. I followed her back to a room. I got undressed quickly while she left to get some oil. She returned and started me out the back massage. It was pretty good I have to say. She really took her time and she did make me feel much better. Her massage was very therapeutic and not sensual at all. She had me flip, and I asked her for a release. She told me the tip amount and I said okay. She got started jerking me off. She is very experienced. It was like she goes into this zone and she just does what she knows how to do. She was stroking my shaft and rubbing my balls at the same time. She added a little bit of oil on her hands and continued to stroke. I was feeling her tits and playing with her nipples. She started to go a bit quicker and she made me cum. I lasted about four minutes. It was a pretty standard HJ. Nothing over the top or unusual. She got me cleaned up and I left.

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>wife's cousin does massages (took massage classes)
>works at "one of those places)\"
>my wife is oblivious
>wife tells me cousin wants her to work there
>you can make great tips "and you don't have to do much"
>wife asks me what I think (did I say my wife was oblivious?)
>explain to her why her cousin makes extra
>next time we see cousin she asks if it's true
>"you only have to give them hand jobs"
>tell my wife to forget it
>about two months later talking to cousin
>she admits that hand jobs went to blow jobs to fucking
>my wife doesn't believe it
>one day we go to pick cousin up
>she comes out and apologizes and says she was finishing up with a client
>look at her and she's got a big streak of jizz in her hair
>I was pic related

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>>676352342
I've done this over 2 dozen times, most of which were in South Korea. It's pretty great, but you later realize that you aid an upwards of $90+ (that's $60 for the hour, plus tip) for an orgasm. Although, I have done it so many times, that AMPs are like a serious fetish for me now. My heart races, my body shakes, and I have to shit whenever I'm about to go get one, purely out of excitement for what I know will happen at the end.

Unless of course, the place gets raided while I'm being 'serviced.' That's only a thing here in the U.S. though, where it's illegal to buy/sell an orgasm, but not illegal to sell caffeine pills in stores.

>>676370341
something something Suzuki Method

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>>676353190
You should have had her raided.

I kept dreaming about smelling a Chinese woman's musky toes all morning long, I want to turn this into reality

>>676367806
You cuck let your wife get raped AND you let them get away with said rape. KILL YOURELF.

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>>676370022
>the hoi polloi
>the hoi
>the the

LOL FAGGORTS L3ANCIENT GREEK

>>I laid down face up and stroked my cock while I waited for her to come in. Yumida went straight away to sucking my cock sans condom; I just relaxed and enjoyed the sensation. Moments later I raised my ass up so she could give me a little rimming and she obliged expertly exploring my anus with her tongue.

I took a condom and handed it to her and she applied it to my rock solid cock. She stood up, turned around and settled down on my cock for some RCG. Wow! She has a tight pussy and from behind in the dim light she doesn’t look a day over 70! I reminded her I wanted to fuck her asshole and she tried to weasel out of her commitment but I wouldn’t allow her. She got up went for some lube and returned with some lotion I got into position behind her and eased my cock into her ass. Yumida took it in cautioning me to go slowly.

I pump her asshole for a short time before I got the urge to cum. I pulled out, pulled the condom off and turned Yumida over so that my cock was right over her face, she takes me into her mouth and begins sucking and slurping.

Just about the time I am going to cum I pull out of her mouth and spray my sperm all over her face. She got a little pissed because some sperm entered her nose. She wiped her face and began to chuckle about the cum in her nose. Yumida is not for everyone. She is self-conscious of her breast because one is much smaller than the other (could be due to problem with breast augmentation) so she keeps her clothes on as much as possible.

She does have one nice tit that she allows me to feel. She is also old and probable the oldest ‘Provider’ in service. If you can get past all of that give her a try.

>>676371669
i feel bad for the guy, man.

Well I have read all the reviews and I finally went to check her out. Only because I was in the area for work.Wow! This lady is pretty damn old. Starts kind of slow with some slow running of the back and legs then she tells me she is in love with my ass, and wants to kiss it. So I said sure and a few kisses later she had her toung as deep as she could get it in. I turned to check this lady out and the next thing I see is her head is gone no toung in the ass then I feel her lips on my cock and she is sucking like a vacuum. She really know how to suck a dick.I turn over and she attacks it again like a shark to blood. I kept my eyes closed and just keep thinking of a nice young gal sucking me off, then about 8 or 10 minutes into it I warned her I was going to blow and she kept on sucking then bam, she got it all. I will probably not go out of the way to do this again. But every monger should think about this lady, and pay her a visit at least once. Went to leave her the tip and she tells me she hasn't paid her rent yet and could I give her $20 more I told her sorry that was all I had.

>>676363436

Daddy?

>>676356547
getting a handjob from Gordon Ramsay?

>>676367806
The question is, why didn't your wife stop it?

lmao

This sounds really hot until i think about the fact that most of those women are there as trafficked sex workers. boner killer for sure. (being 4chan i know what responses this is going to get so kek)

>>676363436
nice roleplay

>>676372091
You do know what a loanword is, don't you? Or did you not consider that piece of knowledge sufficiently pretentious?

>>676361053
I live in Garden Grove
there are so many fucking Asian Massage places here.

>>676370341
Dayyum man my mamasan only did me one time. She liked how I called her mami. Yeah I feel you man, they should know by now how to give a good handjob. No lie I feel like if half of the guys in my study group ever went to a massage parlor they would either be super relaxed or freaked out.

>>676372709
I'm sure most of them are there voluntarily

China probably sucks ass and they would even be happy jerking off dicks if it means getting to stay in the US

>>676372091
HOWS THAT FEDORA?

>>676372911
haha I kinda wonder sometimes how people I know would like it

I actually have a few friends who I've gone with, they all liked it

>>676372869
Me too. Any good you recommend.

>>676372932
yeah, but then in essence, their life is so shitty they'd rather jerk off random cocks than live in China. She doesnt want to touch random cocks, she just does it because its her only way out of a shitty situation. Too human to still have a boner after that thought.

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>>676363625
>play with her books

>>676372167
>Wow!

>>676373089
I mostly keep this to myself. One time for a friends 21st bday me and my other friend told him that we should go to one of those places and he said no lol.

Yumida...wow is still all I can say!! I gave her $60 for 30 minutes and she said she would let me stay longer.
First off if you ever wanted to know how nasty a grandma can be visit her. Very sweet like your grandma but with major skills.
Now back to the pleasure.... Massage was half ass with towel covering my ass. I finally had to tell her to remove it and then she kissed my ass a couple of times and the started to lick with that tongue all over my ass crack and my hole.... God it felt good even for grandma. I lifted my ass high in the sir and she began magically to lick it all over and over... Gave me a good ass licking for a good 20 minutes. I turn over and tell her to start kicking my balls just like she did my ass and that was heaven also. Then it old her to start licking the shaft of my cock.
She is magic with her tongue. I then stand up and tell her to start sucking my dick which she did nicely. Nice BBBJ... You just need to close your eyes and pretend it's whoever you want sucking your rod.
After about 10 minutes of her sucking my dick I get back down on the mat lift my legs and tell her to go back and eat my ass and balls. After about another 5 minutes of that I am ready for her to suck me off to completion which she did and I even had to grab the back of her head when I cum to make sure she gets it all in her mouth. She cleans me up and I leave $20 for her since she took $60 from me in the beginning.
Guys she mentioned that she is struggling and hasn't paid this months rent yet.
Go see her and get your rocks off and help her out.... I know done if you thinks it's gross but just close your eyes and you won't see age just perfection .

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>Sadly, I woke up.

>>676373146
makes me erect still

>>676371633
Go on then son!

>>We talked for a little bit as I was getting comfortable. Then she got on her knees and started sucking.she said she missed my cock (I'm sure she says that to all the other guys), she was sucking with great intensity and it felt so good.Then she pushed me on the table and kept sucking and got it standing hard. She stopped and liked what she saw and mounted me BB. She kept pumping me with her pussy like she was looking for oil... this went on for ten minutes and she didn't want to change positions or anything. She just kept pumping me using the entire length of my cock. Then I felt the pressure build and told her, but she just kept pumping and pumping until I couldn't hold it and blew my entire load in her pussy. She ground her hips down hard so she could milk every drop. Then she hopped off with a big smile on her face and my cum dripping down her leg.I thought she was going to clean up, but first, she opened her mouth and cleaned the little man with her mouth and tongue, getting every last drop.Then she left butt naked to get herself cleaned up. She came back and she told me to flip on my stomach and she gave me a wonderful massage. Working out all the kinks. Even rubbing her titties on my back.She then told me to flip on my back and she once again started sucking my dick like the antidote was in it. She kept sucking for about ten minutes until I totally lost it and I came hard in her mouth. She kept sucking and sucking until it started to hurt.she got every last drop.

>>676354570
I think you got lost