THIS NIGGER IS CHARGING AT YOU
YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS BEFORE HE CATCHES YOU
what do?
>>676350279
shoot him
/thread
>>676350279
Dodge
Throw KFC
>>676350279
Chop block that nigger in the knees then bite his dick off.
Turn and run.
This nigga, whom I´m guessing is in NFL, are probably only good at short sprints but lack the stamina to keep running for a longer time.
And when he has chased me for a couple of minutes, his heart attack will manifest due to extremely high intake of steroids. I then proceed ridicule his tiny hands before I leave.
>>676350279
point to a kfc
put on my ghost outfit with a pointy hat
Throw my wife at him
>>676350279
> 3 SECONDS
am I def or something ?
>>676350279
I can pull and point the .45 in about 90 seconds. He's pretty much fucked.
>>676350279
With a pistol in my hand, all that muscle means absolutely nothing.
say i found his son
>>676350279
Make my peace with god
>>676352329
Milliseconds? Or do you seriously need a minute and a half?
Throw grape soda
>>676350279
Simple. Just throw a watermelon with KFC chicken and a basket ball.
>>676350279
Apply shotgun to his head
I'll just use one of my niggers to block him.
>>676350279
Throw my girlfriend in the way.
>>676350279
Present a KFC 20pce bucket, olay left at the last second, nigga got chicken now.
>>676350905
can't /thread your own post, newfag.
Offer him a job.
Say "Finally I found you, father!"
>>676352924
>>676350279
dodge.
im an american police
I'd remove the photoshop and casually side step and trip him. I've met him....he isn't that big.
>>676350279
fap
ask him for roids
>>676351733
>Posting on /b/
>Therefor a neckbeard
>Tight cargo shorts and crocs/sandals and socks
>Outrun a professional athlete
>Outrun anybody
>Run
MFW
>>676352329
Do you have to assemble the gun and manufacture ammo first?
Curl into a ball at the last second so his momentum causes him to clip his knees on me and he hits his head and dies
>>676353511
kek
>also checked
ITT: Americans that want to sound dangerous, talking about handguns.
>>676352714
that fking nigger got rekt like girl by his faggot hair LEL look at him and laught FKING NIGGER
>>676350279
run faster because he is too bulky to run as fast as u
>>676353511
I'll have you know I'm an aspiring pro ultimate player. I have the speed of a foot ball player with the endurance of a soccer player. No one can touch me
Say "ay yo hol up"
>>676350279
Duck and roll under his right arm dark souls style
>>676354144
and the anus of a rentboy, faggot
OHHHHH SHIT BOI
>>676354144
Wait, why are you not embarrased to tell that you play pro ultimate?
You do realize that even your two fathers are embarassed that they have such a gay son, right?
PREPARE YOU ASSHOLES
>>676352714
I'm not even gonna lie. He took that like a champ and didn't go down until the faggot cop pulled his hair like a girl.
MY DICK IS GLOWING
>>676352714
Lol he went from confident to looking like a child that got scolded
>>676350279
turn 360 and walk away
Allahu akbar
MY ASSHOLE IS SO MOIST
Embrace diversity
MY LEG IS FALLING OFF
>>676351743
Underrated
>>676351440
>bite his dick off
lolwut r u gey lol
I'M HAVING A STROKE
>>676354314
top kek
>>676352714
>arrest me
>I'm right here
>Okay
>>676354286
>cryp walk
>throw a gang sign
>so you be saying?
>hol up
>licks lips
>so you...
>roles joint
>...be sayin
MY EYE IS FLYING OUT OF MY HEAD
Mozambique Drill with 10x25mmAuto.
Three seconds for a double tap center mass and a sloppy headshot?
I v damke, this dude is dead.
>>676350279
Tell him I'm the reincarnation of Abe Lincoln and I'm here to to make America African Again.
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING TRASH
>>676350279
Dont move, let him hit me. I'm white, press charges, deth penalty. Win
Get naked, niggers can't handle it
>>676350279
prepare my anus
>>676350279
Probably get tackled by a nigger while attempting to dodge.
Drop melon and chicken on the ground.
>>676355275
Ah yea right, because we're so intimidated by your little white slug.
Drop the KFC!!!
MY UNCLE IS CALLED TIM
GET SOME ORIGINAL JOKES YOU FUCKS
>>676355095
cheeki breeki
plant my pike firmly in the ground?
DON'T JUST SAY KFC OR WATERMELON, THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY
>>676354571
no, that cop saved him from the embarrassment right as he was about to start bawling like a little girl
DON'T MAKE RACIST THREADS, MAKE RACIST JOKES YOU FUCKS
>>676354640
i get that reference you little shit
RACIST THREADS ALWAYS FEEL FORCED
>>676350279
Deploy countermeasures.
>>676350279
Extend my leg so it meets his extremely prominent bulge
"The power level of the nigger is defined by his dick" -Goku
>>676354640
your facing him fucktard, if u 360 u still be facing him.. ur logic pleas explain
>>676355925
WOW SO ORIGINAL 10/10 JOKE
>>676355542
A nuuuuu
IT'S SAD SEEING 4CHAN LIKE THIS
>>676356022
Nothing's been original here since '03. Fuck outta here.
WE GET THAT 4CHAN IS RACIST DON'T SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS
I MEAN JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SHITTY THREAD
>>676356022
Were you ever forced to suck your own shit off of your fathers cock or did you like it?
>>676356006
Hi new friend
THIS IS PROBABLY TURNING NEW PEOPLE AWAY, I MEAN MAKE A BETTER THAN ''OHHH KFC WATERMELON NIGGER''
>>676356279
OH I GET THE JOKE, YOU SAID BAD WORDS
>>676356279
FUCKING GROW UP YOU 10 YEAR OLD
4CHAN IS DYING AND YOU FUCKERS ARE KILLING IT
OFFENSIVE AREN'T FUNNY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE OFFENSIVE
YOU NEED AN ACTUAL JOKE TO MAKE A FUNNY OFFENSIVE JOKE
ARE ALL OF YOU FUCKING 10 OR WHAT?
Kek. Just like a white coward. See a problem they cant handle, they shoot it and still talk shit like theyre the baddest motherfucker in the world.
>be me
>edgemaster.jpg
>"you have no idea what your dealing with my big black friend."
>flip behind the nigger
>my black trench coat is flowing around me
>inthemoment.png
>unsheath my katana
>dip muh fedora so it covers my eyes with a shadow
>smirk and stroke my neck beard as the nigger charges at full speed
>ram the nigger at while hes charging
>"heh, wasnt so bad."
>wink
>call mom to pick me up in her van later that day
>it was a gooday
>mfw
YOU NEED STRUCTURE AND SHIT TO MAKE A FUNNY JOKE NOT JUST THE WORD NIGGER
>>676356876
FUCK YOUR SHITTY BAIT
>>676356876
Look I used technology to kill something
Mad nignog
>drop pants
>receive in cat
>go home
NONE OF YOU FUCKERS EVEN CAME CLOSE TO MAKING A FUNNY JOKE