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THIS NIGGER IS CHARGING AT YOU YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS BEFORE HE
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THIS NIGGER IS CHARGING AT YOU
YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS BEFORE HE CATCHES YOU
what do?
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>>676350279
shoot him

/thread
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>>676350279
Dodge
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Throw KFC
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>>676350279
Chop block that nigger in the knees then bite his dick off.
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Turn and run.
This nigga, whom I´m guessing is in NFL, are probably only good at short sprints but lack the stamina to keep running for a longer time.
And when he has chased me for a couple of minutes, his heart attack will manifest due to extremely high intake of steroids. I then proceed ridicule his tiny hands before I leave.
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>>676350279
point to a kfc
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put on my ghost outfit with a pointy hat
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Throw my wife at him
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>>676350279
> 3 SECONDS
am I def or something ?
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>>676350279
I can pull and point the .45 in about 90 seconds. He's pretty much fucked.
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>>676350279
With a pistol in my hand, all that muscle means absolutely nothing.
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say i found his son
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>>676350279
Make my peace with god

>>676352329
Milliseconds? Or do you seriously need a minute and a half?
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Throw grape soda
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>>676350279
Simple. Just throw a watermelon with KFC chicken and a basket ball.
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>>676350279
Apply shotgun to his head
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I'll just use one of my niggers to block him.
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>>676350279
Throw my girlfriend in the way.
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>>676350279

Present a KFC 20pce bucket, olay left at the last second, nigga got chicken now.
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>>676350905
can't /thread your own post, newfag.
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>>676352510
>>676352329
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Offer him a job.
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Say "Finally I found you, father!"
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>>676352924
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>>676350279
dodge.
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im an american police
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I'd remove the photoshop and casually side step and trip him. I've met him....he isn't that big.
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>>676350279
fap
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ask him for roids
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>>676351733

>Posting on /b/

>Therefor a neckbeard

>Tight cargo shorts and crocs/sandals and socks

>Outrun a professional athlete

>Outrun anybody

>Run

MFW
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>>676352329
Do you have to assemble the gun and manufacture ammo first?
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Curl into a ball at the last second so his momentum causes him to clip his knees on me and he hits his head and dies
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>>676353511
kek
>also checked
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ITT: Americans that want to sound dangerous, talking about handguns.
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>>676352714
that fking nigger got rekt like girl by his faggot hair LEL look at him and laught FKING NIGGER
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>>676350279
run faster because he is too bulky to run as fast as u
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>>676353511
I'll have you know I'm an aspiring pro ultimate player. I have the speed of a foot ball player with the endurance of a soccer player. No one can touch me
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Say "ay yo hol up"
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>>676350279
Duck and roll under his right arm dark souls style
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>>676354144
and the anus of a rentboy, faggot
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OHHHHH SHIT BOI
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>>676354144
Wait, why are you not embarrased to tell that you play pro ultimate?
You do realize that even your two fathers are embarassed that they have such a gay son, right?
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PREPARE YOU ASSHOLES
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>>676352714
I'm not even gonna lie. He took that like a champ and didn't go down until the faggot cop pulled his hair like a girl.
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MY DICK IS GLOWING
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>>676352714
Lol he went from confident to looking like a child that got scolded
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>>676350279
turn 360 and walk away
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Allahu akbar
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MY ASSHOLE IS SO MOIST
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Embrace diversity
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MY LEG IS FALLING OFF
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>>676351743
Underrated
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>>676351440

>bite his dick off

lolwut r u gey lol
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I'M HAVING A STROKE
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>>676354314
top kek
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>>676352714
>arrest me
>I'm right here
>Okay
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>>676354286
>cryp walk
>throw a gang sign
>so you be saying?
>hol up
>licks lips
>so you...
>roles joint
>...be sayin
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MY EYE IS FLYING OUT OF MY HEAD
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Mozambique Drill with 10x25mmAuto.

Three seconds for a double tap center mass and a sloppy headshot?

I v damke, this dude is dead.
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>>676350279
Tell him I'm the reincarnation of Abe Lincoln and I'm here to to make America African Again.
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THIS THREAD IS FUCKING TRASH
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>>676350279
Dont move, let him hit me. I'm white, press charges, deth penalty. Win
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Get naked, niggers can't handle it
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>>676350279
prepare my anus
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>>676350279
Probably get tackled by a nigger while attempting to dodge.
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Drop melon and chicken on the ground.
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>>676355275
Ah yea right, because we're so intimidated by your little white slug.
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Drop the KFC!!!
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MY UNCLE IS CALLED TIM
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GET SOME ORIGINAL JOKES YOU FUCKS
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>>676355095
cheeki breeki
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plant my pike firmly in the ground?
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DON'T JUST SAY KFC OR WATERMELON, THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY
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>>676354571
no, that cop saved him from the embarrassment right as he was about to start bawling like a little girl
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DON'T MAKE RACIST THREADS, MAKE RACIST JOKES YOU FUCKS
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>>676354640
i get that reference you little shit
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RACIST THREADS ALWAYS FEEL FORCED
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>>676350279
Deploy countermeasures.
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>>676350279
Extend my leg so it meets his extremely prominent bulge
"The power level of the nigger is defined by his dick" -Goku
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>>676354640
your facing him fucktard, if u 360 u still be facing him.. ur logic pleas explain
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>>676355925
WOW SO ORIGINAL 10/10 JOKE
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>>676355542
A nuuuuu
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IT'S SAD SEEING 4CHAN LIKE THIS
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>>676356022
Nothing's been original here since '03. Fuck outta here.
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WE GET THAT 4CHAN IS RACIST DON'T SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS
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I MEAN JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SHITTY THREAD
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>>676356022
Were you ever forced to suck your own shit off of your fathers cock or did you like it?
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>>676356006
Hi new friend
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THIS IS PROBABLY TURNING NEW PEOPLE AWAY, I MEAN MAKE A BETTER THAN ''OHHH KFC WATERMELON NIGGER''
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>>676356279
OH I GET THE JOKE, YOU SAID BAD WORDS
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>>676356279
FUCKING GROW UP YOU 10 YEAR OLD
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4CHAN IS DYING AND YOU FUCKERS ARE KILLING IT
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OFFENSIVE AREN'T FUNNY JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE OFFENSIVE
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YOU NEED AN ACTUAL JOKE TO MAKE A FUNNY OFFENSIVE JOKE
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ARE ALL OF YOU FUCKING 10 OR WHAT?
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Kek. Just like a white coward. See a problem they cant handle, they shoot it and still talk shit like theyre the baddest motherfucker in the world.
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>be me
>edgemaster.jpg
>"you have no idea what your dealing with my big black friend."
>flip behind the nigger
>my black trench coat is flowing around me
>inthemoment.png
>unsheath my katana
>dip muh fedora so it covers my eyes with a shadow
>smirk and stroke my neck beard as the nigger charges at full speed
>ram the nigger at while hes charging
>"heh, wasnt so bad."
>wink
>call mom to pick me up in her van later that day
>it was a gooday
>mfw
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YOU NEED STRUCTURE AND SHIT TO MAKE A FUNNY JOKE NOT JUST THE WORD NIGGER
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>>676356876
FUCK YOUR SHITTY BAIT
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>>676356876
Look I used technology to kill something

Mad nignog
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>drop pants
>receive in cat
>go home
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NONE OF YOU FUCKERS EVEN CAME CLOSE TO MAKING A FUNNY JOKE
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