>>676350043
Clearly fucking around. Seems like a pretty swell dude.

>>676350232
Check the cake

>>676349138
>>676349200
>>676349695
>>676349977
U mean thread of photos of people who can't grow the fuck up and be a man?

>>676350232

Agreed. I thought the same thing when I saw this.

fucking hell this thread

>>676350349
Boys don't cry.
>be a man
You should have stood up for yourself.
>be a man
Boys can't play with those things.
>be a man
You lost your job?
>be a man
Your mother died?
>be a man

It's my 20th birthday today, I doubt I'll get a cake but I got happy birthday from my friends and that's all I need

>>676349138
>>676349200
>>676349695
>>676349977
>>676350043
>>676350485
this is pure sadness

>>676350043
Looks like he's fucking around not actually being a beta cuck

>>676350757
Happy birthday bro

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>>676350757
>mfw my only and best friend remembered my birthday from facebook
free me, free me from this world

>>676350757
happy birthday

>>676351027
>that hoverhand

>>676351027
Kek that arm in the side

>no anonette, dont he will hyperventilate

>>676351027
it's his sister, check his facebook

>>676351272
>caring about birthdays on facebook
kill yourself

>>676350757
Congratulation /b/rother

>>676349977
Well he's the flash now so I guess it all worked out for him

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>>676349138
mi help helper wont allow mi blow candles becous im can burn miself

>>676350757
Happy birthday, anon

>>676349138
Thanks grandma! Where is everyone else? ....grandpas dead.

>>676350757
happy birthday anon

I remember my 20th birthday. I was going to spend it alone but then my family came to visit me at school and I had some really nice venison.

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>>676351272
>>676351589
I don't understand why people care so much about birthdays anyways.

>>676351272
You can solve that by deleting your facebook

>>676350043
20 going on 42

Man thread is kinda depressing. Shit's good now but when I was 20 my mother had just died, friends rather than helping to deal with it couldn't handle what was going on so pulled away, one hung himself, girlfriend left me, had the shit beat out of me by some guys saying shit like they jerked off in my mother's ashes.

Only reason I retell this is I pulled a knife on some of the guys that beat the shit out of me, I pushed one of my friends that was a dick down a flight of stairs and I hooked up with another girl when my ex basically figured out she fucked up. I don't always ragequit on life but when I do it fixes everything.

>>676350757
Happy birthday anonymous!

once you get older you'll look at this kind of pics from a different angle

>>676351709
That was 6 years ago? Wtf how long have I been here

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>>676349200
That makes me sad that the dad doesn't even give a fuck

>>676350757
Congratulation man

>>676351748
There's no good reason to care. It's the same as any other day, people just get used to being the center of attention on those days, getting gifts, seeing friends, etc.

>>676351709
This was the only photo that hit me in the feels. I don't even like old people, but you know he has no friends because they are dead.

>>676349200
That's a cute girl.

>>676351748
+1
I though I was the only one that felt weird celebrating my mortality.

>>676351709
>>676351804
>>676351905
MOAR PLZ, I FUCKING HATE OLD FARTS

>>676351748
I guess the caring begins when no1 shows up and you are confronted with the emptiness of it all.

hence successful parties are successful.

>>676351905
sad papaw
sad me :(

>>676350919
60% sure that those peoples are either drop-outs or simply they 'enjoy' the free house, food and bills paid, while doing dead end jobs, to keep earning that benefit, they have to put up with that shit every now and then.

>>676351864
Meh, personally I haven't had a birthday since I was 10 and no father even longer. The kid is probably one that takes shit for granted.

>>676352054
How does it feel, that you will be one yourself?

>>676351639
You're in every thread.
Make your own, I want more of you.

>>676352054
Then you better kill yourself when you'll be old.

>>676351905
oh jesus christ
dumb bitch feels the need to tell everyone
and still searches for attention/validation
making it about herself
dumb bitch
..dumb bitch

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>>676350757
>birthday is on tax day
>can't buy presents because taxes

>>676350757
Happy b-day

>>676351804
Lol

>>676351272
Post your Facebook, gain friends.

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>>676352054
sure man, me too

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>>676351532
That gets me every time I can't stand seeing sad old people. It's gunna happen to us all

>>676351792
I've been alone since the age of 8, roaming the streets homeless since 16, got my own family now, shit is cash, get over yourself.

>>676351748
It means people care about you, Anon

Who cares about you? Serious question. Who do you know that likes spending time with you, and cares what you have to say?

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>>676351709

>>676349138
>>676349695
>>676349200
>>676349977
>>676350043

I'm 29 and I still meet my parents around my birthday for food and a cake. Doesn't mean I didn't also see my friends.

> Sorry you all grew up in a toxic family environment and are probably niggers.

>>676351272
Join the Jehovah's Witnesses and you will not have to care about birthdays ever again.

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>>676350757
Happy Birthday, mane! It's my birthday today too. Turning 21 :)

>>676351792
> one hung himself, girlfriend left me, had the shit beat out of me by some guys saying shit like they jerked off in my mother's ashes.

do you live in edgeland, anon?

>>676351027
Oh god <3 i love m2k, he is the best smasher

>>676352362

Being homeless makes zero fucking difference to being hurt by losing people you love. Fuck you and your family, clearly you wouldn't give a shit if they died amirite? Faggot

Fuck man all of this hits me in the feels I'm 18 going on 19 next month and I feel depressed and suicidal, my dad never talked to me as a kid but around 14 and 15 he tried buying my love back with gifts and shit and it hurt me when I used to hear about him crying at night knowing he fucked up with me and that was after my mother died to a battle with cancer( I lived with her because after I was born they got a divorce) I just feel like my life is over I think I might an hero on my birthday next month.
Sorry for this /b/ros just needed to vent and I got a little carried away.

>>676352125
anon, i've an EE degree, i'm working at a fine job and only only my family remembered my birthday. this is something else

>>676352362
>I am poor, therefore your problems aren't real and you can't feel bad
You're the one who needs to get over himself, faggot. Remember where you came from

>>676352258
>Post your Facebook, gain friends.
nobody is insane that posting facebook in 4chan

>>676352398
Those are called friends anon, you don't have to force your friends to say "happy birthday" to know they love you.

>>676352631

Nah I live with my girlfriend. But fuck all those guys for a multitude of reasons.

Sitting here eating noodles like "this is good, too bad they can't have my noodles."

>>676352860
Nigger you're 18, you're practically a child
My transformation into a normalfag came around that time. You need some community around you. Visit a church sometimes

>>676352258
>Implying tons of facebook friends mean anything

>>676352780
gee, thx anon.

>>676353052
>visit a church or something
that's the last thing you want

dima ne grysti

>>676351272
Lol yeah i actually deleted my Facebook Account (not for that reason tho, just bc fb sucks) and wanted to see who remembers my 21st birthday
And guess what the only one was my mom.
Not even my closest friends remembered it

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>>676352137
Then your family sucks. If you pop out a kid celebrating birthdays is part of the job

>>676350043
>Death Shirt
>Manly hair and beard
Definitely just fucking around

>>676353191

Np, come back anytime.

>>676349200

When it's you bithrday but you fattass father can't leave his porn for 2 minutes to celebrate with you.

>>676352930
oh I do anon. I'm just sayng feeling sorry for yourself makes any issue twice as bad.
getting over yourself is hard but it needs to be done otherwise its a circle you'll never get free from.

I know because I remember where I came from.

>>676353290
actually i forgot my sister's birthday. she was away from me and i feeled her anger. shit is sad.

>>676353309
my mom got me one of those as a joke for my birthday. needless to say, i didn't have many friends after that.

>>676353427
Yeah sisters can be really angry kek
I wasnt angry at all tbh
I pretty much saw it coming

>>676352860
no-one cares

>>676352996
Well he has nothing to lose.

There was a beta thread once where this guy was asking out some hot topic girl and the bitch, basically wrote a long ass message in the convo calling him a beta and a stalker, screenshotted the whole convo and posted it online. For some reason one anon wanted to track the guy down and get revenge, I tracked him down on Facebook and messaged him. he turned out to be a genuinely cool, if not slightly weird/beta guy and I still occasionally speak to him on fb till this day.

>>676351905

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, TELL ME I'M A GOOD PERSON§§§§

>>676353469
One of what? A giant wooden dido? That wasn't a joke anon, she knows you have ass hunger.

BTW my giant dido helped me make friends I think you might be using it wrong

>>676353290
>and wanted to see who remembers my 21st birthday

that's the worst thing you can do man, testing your friends and family to see if they are legit.

it only sets you up to failure because you expect it to happen and so it will.

whilst in reality remembering a birthday or forgetting it often says little about friendships or family ties.

>>676353401
Did you resolve your issues because someone was being an asshole to you?

>>676353290
I can't even remember my own birthday. These day's it's about stag parties and chilling helping each other out doing some sorta house work or some shit for each other, birthdays is like maybe have a BBQ or the day off, meh.

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>>676353674
>BTW my giant dido helped me make friends

>>676353749
>he doesn't know magical power of pink giant dildos for making friends

>>676353705
I deleted my fb months before that, not for that reason as i said
I even thought about making a new one so they won't forget it kek
But then i was like maybe they will remember it but they didnt and im pretty muh ok with it
Were still all friends and i didnt blame them or shit
Didnt even talk abou it to them

>>676353715
please rephrase, not sure what you are asking

>>676352860
Kill yourself nobody loves you

>>676354024
About*

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>>676353965
>he doesn't know magical power of pink giant dildos for making friends

>>676353290
>>676353102
>>676352860
>>676350757
>>676351272

>I'm socially inept and don't try to make friends, but it's everybody else's fault.

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>>676351027
I am sad to admit, but this is literally my first and only kiss.
Remember a version of this pic with caption "How to stun a level60 warlock"? Well, yeah, my version is with a level80 hunter.

I was hanging out with my normie friends, musicans, doing dares/drinking, the usual teenager puberty shit.
One chick gets dared to kiss me. Being the beta of all betas my 16 year old self just froze. There i am, sitting with this chick sucking my half-opened lips.
This is the point i realized that something is fucking wrong with me.

Anyway, now 4 years later shes a single mom. Thank you very much, ill stick to my autism and world of warcraft.

>>676354274
(You)

>>676352426
nice!

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>>676353749
Leave the dido somewhere with your phone number on it. People will be so interested they have to call. Why did you write your number on a 3 foot wooden dido and throw it through my window? Boom ! Icebreaker

Throw it at people waking by and then go get it and apologise. "I guess I cocked this up" "sorry im anon" boom! Friends for life

Can't satisfy your gf with a plastic allergy
Boom Brett the giant wooden dido man is there!

Running out of campfire wood and wanna bathe in the light of a god like cock

Brett the giant dido man is there.

>>676351272
Don't worry, I spent my last year's easter, birthday, Christmas new years eve and this easter completely alone, not even phonecard to my parents which are thousands of miles away. After awhile you will get used to it.

>>676354274
I have friends and never blamed anyone but our society which only remembers things on Facebook
Try again

>>676354274
i don't have time to have friends

>>676354380
>"I guess I cocked this up"
you're not funny

>>676354643
yet you have time to shitpost on an anime imageboard

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>>676354718
I disagree I think I'm marvellous

>>676354993
Ofcourse you do, that's why you'll never be funny.

>>676351748
I always see birthdays as a celebration of that person, and how much you care about the person. It's just placed on the day of the persons birth.

>>676350331

Woops. My opinion of him kinda flip flopped a bit.

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>>676355049
Calm down speglord.

If I need a damsel in distress saving with a wall mart katana I'll let you know

>>676354993
ok lil kid watever u say

>>676350757
happy birthday /b/rother. Remember, when it rains, it fucking poor. But, at the end of every shower, there is a rainbow.

>>676350757
¡Feliz cumpleaños, Anómimo!

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>>676349977

>>676354718
I thought that was funny as fuck actually.
You sound like a beta faggot

>>676355697
>beta faggot
stay mad kid

>>676349138
>ITT: OP posts pics of losers so he can feel better about himself

>>676355813
>calling people kid
>not beta
>okay

I can almost smell the unwashed fedora and mountain dew

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>>676355981
kek mad little beta fag

The only person i spent my birthday with, im pretty sure only hangs out with me to make sure im not happy. I was still more cheerful than these fuckers.

>>676354816
that's the dilemma, baby

ABANDON THREAD

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It's my Birthday next Friday.

I won't even get a cake.

>>676356243
>calls him beta
>using anime pictures
>says Kek
>anonymously tough over the Internet
>4chan

>>676356787
Post the rest of that picture you fag

>>676356850
There's a cock in her ass.

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>>676356978
I know. I wanna see

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>>676357035
Merry Christmas

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>>676357264
that serious french whore

>>676355617
kek

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>>676357264
Nooooice thanks

>>676350043
he doesn't look like he's 20 yo.

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>>676351027
>when the acid kicks in

>>676351905
we should start a fund to get papaw a stripper and a pizza

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I never had problems making friends, even though I moved alot. I guess you could call charisma or some shit - basically I tend to attract people with little to no effort.

But I dont like people, for the most part. I genuinely like to be alone. Looking at you whiny faggots, I have to ask myself - is it really that strange?

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>>676350757
Today is my 20th birthday too m8
But no one cares about it
Happy birthday to you and me

>>676351905
bad parenting. if my kids did that there'd be hell to pay.

As for posting it, good for her. Public shaming called for.

>>676357264

she looks so proud with herself.