You kek you lose
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You kek you lose
>>676347692
>having sex after death
Aight
>>676347692
Kekmate
>>676347328
great cock where can i find the real picture?
>>676347925
bottomkek
>>676348365
I dunno,search on porn sites or something
>>676348603
fukken lost
>>676347328
Gay
>>676348054
That's like the start of a porno
>>676348054
mah hero
>>676348054
>Typical BMW 5 series driver
>>676347692
I would submit that if men actually did those things, that they would be much better at them.
>>676348818
Thats really good actually
>>676349190
>Mohammed (may he be raped by elephants in an open sewer for eternity) was the last prophet of Islam.
More like the only prophet of Islam.
>>676349234
>help the needy
needy people put in that position by the stone age-level of barbarism of Muslims
>>676350117
>>676350149
Story?
>>676348141
It's funny cause he now is confirmed for 5+ stds atleast
>>676347328
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BybSch6HZTo
>>676349447
i fuckin kekd
>>676349284
>caring for animals
Torture and kill all the people, but animals are cool.
>>676349342
>Complete way of life
Enjoy your Sha'ria law. Y'all are fucked.
>>676349413
>call for allah
Or get gang raped by niggers. (on second thought, we're going to do that anyway)
>>676349465
>the seeking of knowledge
Except for women. This girl is just posing for the picture. She can't read worth shit.
>>676347328
What pornstar is that?
>>676351014
> Falling for the b8 this hard.
>>676349890
I see some many of these that aren't funny in any way ( what part is funny)
>>676350372
I can't remember. Something like his friend invited him over. killed him for fun or someshit then tried cut up his body and hid them in plastic bags
>>676349285
filename kek
>>676351320
Rachel Roxxx
>>676351457
ahah what a fun time, I also like to murder my friends ;)
>>676351597
Thanks!
Kept thinking an ugly Madison ivy
>>676350117
>>676350149
>lol look how edgy I am
>I post gore ylyl to show I laugh at gore
>>676352439
faggot detected
>>676350850
In the wild this would happen. You can't feed that thing mice and expect it to be satisfied
>>676349342
Lol how's that working out for you islam?
>>676352583
Underage b8
>>676349527
amazing!
>>676348685
dude thats wrong the guy on the left is steve jobs who was the CEO of linux and the guy on the right is the guy who played spock in star wars
>>676350149
>>676350117
Apparently the cut up kid borrowed some money on an online game from his friend, then didn't give him it back, so the kid went over to his house and strangled him, tred to hide him in the loft but couldn't get him in, so cut him up to lighten the load but still couldn't get him up there, fucked up
>>676352896
>dude thats wrong the guy on the left is steve jobs who was the CEO of linux and the guy on the right is the guy who played spock in star wars
>>676353021
Come the fuck on can you not detect obvious b5 m5
>>676353193
>post just a green text quote
>post a random kek worthy image
>taking b8
I don't even......
>>676351355
>spots a troll
>can't spot troll trolling
It amuses me. You got a problem with that?
>>676353623
How did that play out?
>>676347328
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false conception that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Perhaps you'll just repeat the word kek, thinking you're performing some humourous kind of irony while simultaneously getting the better of me. Oh damn there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don’t want to get embarrassed, Anon. I’m sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can't wait, it’s always fun playing insult roulette.
>>676352799
nah its just that you are a grown ass man that cant look at a normal pic simply because someone is hurt in it
>>676349342
>cult
>>676347328
stand back i have sauce!
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=23675273
>>676350372
Some kid borrowed online money from a friend that played the same mmo. Kid didn't pay it back, so the friend killed him. His mom came home to find her son like that, fucking brutal
wtf, there isn't a single kek worthy thing in this kringy sorry excuse for a thread.
well done, /b/.
>>676348603
I just fucking died
>>676347692
>filename
>>676347328
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>>676353899
The red barrier is apparently a street sign
>>676355229
Dafuq is this shit
>>676355982
Eh. Not funny
>>676349234
Holy shit stay away from that box
>>676349190
If a Muslim plants a bomb and kills a few infidels there is an even greater reward
>>676349234
Quick! Push the niggers towards that box! The closer they are to it when it explodes, the less niggers there are in the world.
>>676349465
Gb2kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6f-AX4Pess
>>676347328
I have won already, for I do not KEK.
>I zozzle
http://www.xvideos.com/video15504521/hardcore_compilation_2
2:00 + = kek factory
>>676356673
Oh yeah? I've got one better.
https://youtu.be/_xA0ZHEwU2Q
>>676356773
No no no. It is I who have won, for I neither kek nor zozzle
> I don't laugh.
>>676357006
'Tis a sad life I lead.
>>676357201
s'ok bub. here some boob.
>( @ Y @ )
>>676357381
Thank you. In return, I shall gift with Borat
>>676348818
probably the best post in here
>>676354028
Kek
>>676356513
Kek'd and lost.
>>676354028
Because lol is an acronym for faggots, and kek modifies it to be for autists.
>>676357691
Gift is greatest gift.
Thx friend.
>>676357793
kek
>>676348818
Lost. Shouldve expected that.
>>676347582
I fucking loooost
>>676350372
This is one of the most messed up gore stories ever. 12 year old Gabriel Kuhn was friends with 16 year old Daniel Petry. Both were fans of MMORPG computer game called Tibia. Gabriel Kuhn wanted to progress in his game but he was short on game money so he asked his buddy Daniel Petry if he could borrow 20,000 Tibia money from his account. Daniel transferred requested funds to Gabriel’s account but wanted it back later on. This is where it gets pretty messed up.
Gabriel Kuhn failed to transfer the Tibia funds back to Daniel Petry’s account and that got Daniel upset so much, he stormed Gabriel’s house and killed his friend by strangling him to death. He wanted to hide the body in the attic, but being 1,8 meters above ground, this wasn’t an easy task. Determined to conceal the murder, Daniel took a knife and a hacksaw and sawed Gabriel’s legs off to make him weigh less. But then… Gabe’s mom returned back home to find her 12 year old son dead and with legs cut off.
Here’s the best part. The names don’t really make the location of this horrific killing clear, and I have purposefully left it for the end. The names truly don’t sound Portuguese enough, but it did happen in good old Brazil. Where fucking else. Killing is a way of life in Brazil. People seem to live to kill down there. And that doesn’t exclude kids in any way, shape or form.
Velha Central where the killing took place is a town not far from Blumenau in Medio Vale, Santa Catarina State in southern Brazil. Further investigation into the killing by the police revealed that Daniel Petry also sodomized Gabriel Kuhn after killing. The biggest irony lies in the fact that Tibia, the name of the game over which the killing took place is also the name of the bone Daniel Petry sawed off in his attempt to make Gabriel Kuhn lighter.
>>676355982
I don't get it.. Is this one of those "irony" jokes?
>>676357793
I rofld
>>676354028
I know this is pasta, but kek a Korean onomatopoeia for laughing sounds and actually has nothing to do with lol.
>>676354028
top pip, my friend
>>676347582
Why funny? Putin is winning the proxy war. Assad lives and will not get kicked out anytime soon thanks to Putin.
Putin 3 - 0 Obama
>>676347925
Kek'd
>>676358904
Thanks for the info anon. Holy shit.
>>676348141
pic related made his nipples
>>676361323
*hers
>>676348057
kek'ed
didnt expect that
>>676361445
that looks like a dick to me fam
>>676348603
Sheit
>>676352619
That's what rabbits are for.
>>676358904
You need to be a writer or something. Pretty good written.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGokyIqqNaE
Jenkem Lab busted in Florida
This one is for Banana Posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6cN46WjI2I
>>676356836
I lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwe563vtc_Y
>>676358904
Stupid br why not hack off at the hip. Hue
>>676358904
oh shit.. i'm from brazil and I wasnt aware of this shit.
>>676348603
Oh how I lost
>>676362728
LOST!
Autist/10
>>676362266
>implying he wrote it
>Crtl C
>Ctrl V
>>676363471
10/10
>>676350620
believe me Islam is not a bad religeon just muslims are not all too just visit Bosnia and you will see :)
>>676347328
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>Enjoy!
>>676362382
this post gave me autism
>>676358904
thanks anon
when i was 12 my biggest issue was to where rid my bike after school, and get home before the lights are up.
fucking hell.
>>676362382
Don't drink the Jenk.
>>676348057
why does she keep coming back?
>>676350034
I wonder how many times he prestiged.
>>676359257
lol that old faggot is fingering that box on the side too lol
>>676349642
I lost to this... LMAO
>>676363471
shiet
