Waifu claiming thread. Version - i cant count that farThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
> Version - i cant count that far
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>676346357
79% might be enough for now
>>676346399
I NEED TO SLEEP I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING
>>676346669
Tomorrow's also a day Anon, get some rest.
>>676346868
I guess so,
Welp, see you guys tomorrow
I really wish my hourly associates weren't retards.
>Claiming sadistic fighting goddess of perfection
>>676347004
Good night.
>>676347004
cya tomorrow Kirino!
>>676347122
Oh shit son, that reminds me. did you get Telegram? I got shit to talk to you about.
>>676346704
Hey Red, the pictures was off balanced and seemed too cluttered and distracting around your waifu, so I made some minor adjustments and it looks much better.
>>676347213
So what is this Telegram thing anyways? is it like an IRC or something?
>>676347431
God damn-it, here you go.
>>676347544
Something of that nature. Makes it much easier to fuck off at work because 4chan mobile is shit.
>>676347552
ayyyyy. Does looks better now. We are still missing a few people though
>>676347213
Yeah, I got it all set up on my PC back home. I'm currently downloading it on mobile as we speak, there's alot I want to talk to you about as well buddy. Day going better than mine so far?
>Filenames always different on mobile
>>676347854
I assume so. Been a fairly good day.
>>676347854
Hey Juri, how's it hanging?
>>676348356
Did someone say hanging?
>>676348839
Yes
https://youtu.be/vO20tFrsY10
Did everyone just die?
>>676349529
Sorry, my heart stopped for a minute.
So, what's the agenda for today?
>Miss_P.jpg
>>676348004
Red, would you mind posting the picture you cropped earlier? I'm working on something.
I'm off.
clam
>>676349887
cya Tats!
And actually I'm leaving too, I'll be back in an hour or two at most
Sorry I disappeared after only a single post last night.
Things like that tend to happen when you start shitting blood.
>I think I'm okay
>think
>>676349649
I have no idea
>>676349887
Cya Tat
>claimed
>>676348004
Glad to hear that man. Got the app installed, just let me know whenever you're ready.
>>676348356
Ayyyy Ms. Pauling you sexy bitch
>You should know I don't smoke
Outside of really stupid hourly associates and a fucked up audit, my day is going okay.
>It's not my fault so it's not my problem
>I've showed and explained it to them 4 times already
>>676350186
Well that sounds fun
>>676349887
Good night Tats
>>676350195
Forgot to say hello to you Syndra I'm sorry
>Forgot to say hello to a few anons
I apologize.
>>676350544
The doctor had to put his finger in my ass to look for blood clots.
It wasn't fun, but it's a hell of a lot better than dying
>>676349887
Goodnight, Tats.
>>676350186
Goodmorning, Atago.
>>676350195
Same here, Syndra. Same here.
>>676350390
I'll edit it out and put something else in your hand then.
>>676350862
Its ok,i always froget to say hello to some anons
>>676351120
Did he find anything interesting?
>>676346357
OP has no life making the same thread over and over again claiming his waifu like a lonely weaboo
>>676351334
>Put a fat blunt instead
Huh? Nah It's no biggy Ms. Pauling.
>I want to put it out on your cheek
I'm sorry, what?
Er, anyway.. how's your day been so far?
>>676351812
just mad
holy shit you guys are fucking insane pretending to be anime girls XD
>>676352007
why do people even have.. waifu's?
>>676351334
That's what I said! (just kidding)
>>676351612
An Xbox controller, a can of WD-40, two rolls of duct tape, a P90 and a 300$ surround sound system
>>676351900
Hehe.
I'm doing alright, just turning the waifu's into the bridge crew of the Enterprise.
>>676346357
get a life nerd
>>676352243
anyone able to answer this? i'm curious
claimed
>>676352243
why have a favourite football team?
>>676352007
Who cares, free bumps.
>>676352261
Seems normal to me.
>>676346357
I claim hops
http://strawpoll.me/7190803
guess whos back?
What did I miss?
Did Red found a place for her?
>>676352608
Wops, i meant trash
>>676352517
because that shit is real unlike drawn girls
>>676352517
thats different... explain to me why do you have a waifu...
>>676352624
Welcome back, did you enjoy that hotdog?
Nothing mutch has been going on, just the usual stuff
>>676352914
your waifu doesnt exist how do you feel about that little fedora wearing 14yo faggot?
Hold on; it's gonna be bumpy ride
'I'm such a loser that I will never have a girlfriend or even friends for that matter, so I'm going to pretend that this fictional anime character belongs to me to soothe my battered and broken psyche.'
>>676353203
Im pretty sure all of us know that already.
>>676353436
Atleast we have some shitposters to lighten the mood.
>cpr boobs
>>676352914
yes great hotdog thank you
>>676353968
The best cpr there is
>>676354070
Did you enjoy the raisins in it ?
>>676354179
no i picked them out befor eating
>>676353915
>Atleast we have some shitposters to lighten the mood
They spice things up and that's nice
>I forgot the "a" in between "be" and "bumpy"
I'm just gonna pretend that didn't happen
>>676354179
>The best cpr there is
Usually it ends more lives than it saves...
you all ready for waifu souls 3 ?
Obligatory claim.
>>676354347
Hope your ruptured asshole heals, buddy.
>>676354307
But you still ate it?
>>676354347
Id say its a chance worth taking.
>>676354518
Fucking chairs won't take me alive
>>676354525
The death part is optional; I only kill people I don't like
>>676354518
welcome hand-kun
>>676354525
no i gave it away the person said it tastet great i am just waiting for him to die by toxin or something like that
>>676354518
Hey hand-kun
>>676354661
>Fucking chairs won't take me alive
Kek
>>676354741
oh don't worry, the toxin is absorbed just by being near it.
>>676354661
Glad they only took a few pieces of your rectum. Fran will rebuild you, we have the technology.
>>676354741
Thanks, how goes it?
>>676354827
Heyo Syndra, waifu is looking adorable as usual. You doing good?
>pat
>The final frontier never ends
Progress pic
>>676355013
>Glad they only took a few pieces of your rectum
They didn't take any
>I'm just that good
>>676354518
Hand. Always great to see you in the threads. How goes your morning?
>>676355013
Still sick but doing fine. Finally got home and i'm making some tea. What about you?
>>676355316
Nice
>>676355316
FUCKING AWESOME
>could you please use this pic for me
>thanks
>>676352276
>Ms. Pauling as Captain
>Juri as the feisty number 1
Yes, this is good. VERY good.
>>676354827
If I die I will be haunting you hanging from the celling better rethink this
>>676355013
ah quite ok easter lunch with family and apparently Syndra wants to kill with or without raisins
>>676355335
Damn, you're a pro. Good to hear.
>Suffocate those chairs for their heresy
>>676355492
Sorry that you're still sick, poor thing. Hope that tea helps you a little bit. I'm doing fine, room's getting really hot but I'll live. Thanks for asking.
>throat pat
>>676355347
Same to you, friendo. Hope yours has gone well.
>It was good, just really fucking hot.
>>676355685
Glad to hear it, hope you ate well buddy. Raisins should be jet launched into space.
>>676355685
I never said that it will kill you, it will just make you want to eat raisins and stop hanging
>>676355885
>Suffocate those chairs for their heresy
But chairs don't breathe...
>>676356038
>Crush them
Ok i cant be the only one here who actually enjoys raisins.
>>676355885
Its helping alright, just a bit tired of drinking it all the time just to speak.
>>676356038
You will find a way.
>>676355522
>>676355550
There you go, it's finished for now.
>>676355887
>off by one
never will i eat those fucking raisins man
NEVER!!!!
>eats a raisin
>>676356296
Now I don't want to get in between all this raisin hate or anything, but they really aren't bad at all.
>I can see how their texture might freak people, I guess?
>>676355885
Yeah, I know all about the heat. I live in a glorified swampland where the weather is bipolar at times, but usually really fucki ng hot.
>>676356296
Mmm, glad to hear it.
>Won't jet launch them into space, I'll just give them to ya.
>>676356314
Just needs a giant floating hand now
>>676356531
yes...yes... YES
>>676356265
Wilco
>>676356314
Fuckin' A
>>676356689
Next time I open it up I'll do just that.
Whatever I do, I do, in motion.
Really though I fucking love Illaoi
>>676357030
wait.... what if the hand is the ship?
>>676357262
Either that or I put it in one of the seats in the front, using its fingers to works the control panel.
>>676357030
That looks like fun
>>676357398
Okay than, have fun.
Ayy
What have I missed?
>claimed
>>676346357
Nemu Manaka
I wish I could punch her in her smug face too
Or shit in her mouth
:^(
>>676356314
10/10 I find myself enjoying these quite more than expected.
>I was able to link my phone up to cloud storage, more posting options now
>just 4 more hours
>>676356038
Not anymore they do. Suffocate them all!
Also Shiro claimed.
>>676357829
Hey Shiro
>>676357829
>Not anymore they do
Kek.
Don't worry, I crushed them instead
>>676350282
when you sat here for an hour and nobody replies to you
>>676357728
>confused hands
>>676356601
Damn, that must be pretty damn hot. SC's weather is also pretty erratic. It's crazy.
>Just took a hot shower
>Feel like a million bucks now
>>676358160
>pats
>>676350282
>>676358160
That cant be true, see?
>>676358287
>confused hands
I was showing Galko what she missed
>Just took a hot shower
>Feel like a million bucks now
>Just took a hot Canada
>Feel like a million cucks now
>>676357065
>>676357239
Welcome to the bread anon.
>>676358287
>Florida
Need I say more? Damn man, I could really go for one, too. This shift is long but it gets boring so fast. Glad to hear you're feeling well.
>when you visit a friend's house and you find out he stacks his LPs
https://youtu.be/gbt61vcAkG0
>>676358561
Thank you!
>>676358502
>a million cucks
My wrists.
>Thank you for clearing that up.
>>676358561
Guess we're all overly hot this morning. Hope your shift goes by quickly, man. And that your co-workers find their brains during it. Thanks, buddy. You feeling good?
>>676357065
That's a cool claim, don't think I've seen her before.
>>676358772
>excessive pats
Claimed.
>>676357728
Hi Atago
Saw most of those last night, still love them
>>676358502
A small loan of a million cucks?
>>676358698
Let's Plays?
>>676358772
>boob pats
>>676358971
All in a days work
>>676359063
Hi, other me
>>676359157
Sadly it's not a loan.
It's more like a pandemic
>>676359505
>Tenryuu's smile
Fucking Kek
>>676358971
I appreciate that, thanks. Yeah, I'd like for that to happen too honestly, I try to make it easy for them but ehh.. I can't expect much from the people around here.
Personally? Yeah I feel good. Filing and signing off on some reports while I post here with you anons, appreciate your asking.
I'm back, has anything interesting happened?
>>676359505
Juri has a smile that's like
>Yeah, I made this happen
>You've got me chuckling here at my workstation
>>676359505
>>676359637
Tenryuu knows what's going to happen and she likes it.
>>676359776
Welcome back!
Just this, that and that one other ting.
>>676359063
Best one yet
>>676359553
Now we need the Milkman
>>676359776
Hi Emi
>>676359505
Watermark airlines.
>Emperor's face
Kek.
>>676359553
Job well done.
>>676359643
Well, they're lucky to have you to pick up all of the slack.
Glad to hear it, man. Don't mention it.
>>676359776
Pauling's been putting up some snazzy pictures, aside from that? Nope.
>>676358021
Hey Syndra! I forgot that I was in the thread earlier, so that's why I never replied T_T. Sorry.
How's it going?
>>676358069
But if you crush the chair, would you not be sitting on a pile of dangerous, sharp edged, splintery trash that would hurt you as well?
>>676359553
If you're curious I meant LP as in Long Play or 33 1 ⁄ 3 rpm microgroove, if you want to get technical, is just another (the best) to say Vinyl record.
Hey look ta the bright side, if it's not a loan you won't have to pay them back. Is Canadia-land having trouble again.
>>676359776
Just came back myself. How's it going?
>>676360010
First reply meant for >>676359505
I messed up
>>676360167
>tries to derail thread
>only posts one image
Nigga you what?
>>676359776
Hey Emi, nothing much just some photoshop edits.
>Juri
>>676360185
Im doing alright, drinking tea and browsing steam sales. Thinking about expanding my steam inventory.
>>676359932
I'm going to do more Juri x Pauling today.
>>676360144
The Emperor has been wanting to be in a picture. I don't think this is what he imagined.
>>676359776
>>676360198
Hey Emi, hey Tat, how're you doing on this beautiful morning?
>>676359895
kek
Ms Pauling is putting some work
>>676359984
The usual business then
>>676360010
Hi Galko, enjoying being the muse of Ms Pauling?
>>676360144
Hi hand-kun. Yeah, it seems Pauling is a very prolific producer of OC
>>676360198
My legs hurt, I should take a break from running, at least one or two days
>More time to shitpost
>>676360407
>Off by one
The 1 on my back was the 1 I needed... Shit
>I'm saving some of those edits, they are too good
>>676360507
Doing good, getting my dose of the runner's high
>My legs hurt a little, I might've overtrained
The waifu through the years
>>676360507
A bit cold, but feeling pretty good. Just listening to The Money Store by Death Grips, first listen in a while as well, I had forgotten how good it actually was.
>>676360645
I just came back from a visit to a friends house, it was interesting. I actually jog a bit in the afternoons myself if the weather agrees with me that is and this time of it is pretty rainy around here.
>>676360967
Well, a little bit of rain is good for running, the streets are empty and you don't end up sweating until dehydration. Of course, if it rains too much you might catch a cold. Is the weather too rainy there now?
>>676360507
Well that was nice of you to put him in, even if he's a pile of ash now.
>>676360645
Heyo, legs. Yeah, dude's really pumping those things out. Day go well?
>>676360441
Dont think I need anythin new for a while
>>676360010
Soon™
>>676360144
MVP!
>>676360185
>like I'd give a fuck
>>676360198
I'm not very knowledgeable in that field, thanks for clearing that up
>>676360645
Ms Pauling is going to town on these templates
>>676360507
>Oh Ms. Pauling, now I'm really looking forward to it.
>Are we going to upset the /waifu/ mods again?
>>676360645
Don't worry, your trips are coming. Just like a certain anon I know whose destiny awaits.
>>676361370
MVC!
>Most
>Valuable
>Chest
>>676361707
I'm so honored right now
>don't let Hols see this
>just between you and me
>>676361209
Rainy and cold, I do live on a mountain way up from sea level as well.
>>676361370
Just so know, stacking LPs is also a sure way to damage them pretty badly, maybe even render them unplayable.
Anyways, what is life like in America's hat?
>>676361966
>Don't worry
>He'll never find out
>>676360645
Good to hear you're staying active, it's good for the soul... and the heart, of course.
>>676360967
I've never heard that one before, I'll look it up.
>>676361530
No, it's nothing to naughty, don't worry.
>>676362422
I like the two Pong rectangles that are around her.
>>676362022
We were safe from invasion until Just un trou d'eau (Justin Trudeau) became PM.
>he's the Canadian Merkel
Now the Syrians are getting the same free healthcare (and personal doctors) a full Canadian citizen would get
>feelsbadman
>>676346399
>dreams are for people who are sleeping.
For plebeians who are sleeping. Hope has it's own economy.
>>676362755
Good to see you're still willing to post here, despite the constant lurking of yours
Shiki claimed while watching Grimgar
>>676362755
Glad to see ya still lurking around, Mikan.
>>676363146
Heyo, Shiki.
With every shitpost, I become stronger
Claimed, f u
>>676362422
I personally recommend you start with Exmilitary, and just a heads up it may be considered "nigger music" by /pol/tards, because it is hip-hop.
>>676362650
Remember, not all muslims will behead you, just most of them.
Sleep safe!
>>676362755
Ah, I managed to garner a response from you, how delightfully unexpected of you to join us for once.
>>676363295
>that image is from a time where Mikan actually posted
I remember those days
>She is, medically, a mess
>>676360645
Somewhat
>>676361707
I see how it is
>replies are late because I'm in class
>JURI
This is for you, a little roughhousing.
>>676362555
Nice trips
Supposed to be Franken Fran's bolts, lol.
>>676363405
I'm listening to Exmilitary right now, I'll get back to you on how it is after 48 minutes.
>>676363641
Ah! But see, she's a ship. So in hindsight she is fairly valuable.
>It's all good.
>>676363652
Ahhh, alright. My mistake, I actually already assumed they were bolts but they just looked so much like Pong rectangles I couldn't help it.
>>676363405
>not all muslims will behead you, just most of them
I'd be more worried about Muslim pork sausage
>that means rape
I also heard (not sure if true) that a teenage Muslim girl is in some middle school and she doesn't speak any english, so she has a translator who is constantly yelling in Arabic to translate, and it freaks the kids out
>I just heard that floating around, so I don't know if it's true
Didn't see Rias here yet, so fuckin' claimed, son.
>>676361244
Apart from a little bit of pain in my thigh, not too bad, I'm planning going with my friends tomorrow to drink something, so I might not be here
>I'll drink one for /waifu/
>>676361370
I can imagine Pauling laughing his ass off while doing them
>>676361530
I'll keep trying, that's how you get better at things, isn't it?
>>676362022
If there isn't a lot of people where you live, I recommend night jogs, especially during summer
>by night I mean around 4 or 5 am
You should try it, it's a great experience, promise
>>676362422
If souls exist, mine is going straight to Hell, so I might as well delay the inevitable end of my days
>>676363641
Sweet things never made anyone bitter, enjoy
>>676363641
>I see how it is
No hard feelings?
>I hope
>>676363951
>Ah! But see, she's a ship. So in hindsight she is fairly valuable
>A 1932 IJN Heavy Cruiser with an ABC-XY turret design and both standard and inverted CA torpedo placement
Valuable is an understatement
>only 4 were ever built
Tenryuu claimed
Did i miss something?
>>676363652
I hope you enjoy.
>>676364085
I imagine it sounds something like this.
https://youtu.be/au4dUJDY50U
>>676364340
The only times I can see myself doing this is during the weekend, since I won't have to wake up early in the morning. Thanks for the advice though.
