The villain of the last movie you saw is trying to kill you. The hero of the last tv-show is protecting you. How fucked are you?
>watching movies with villains
>>676345907
Zombies and Rick Grimes. I'm fucking golden.
>>676345907
>17 again
Villan: Stan
>modern family
Hero: familia
I'm good
The bent cop from godfather's tryna kill me, the major from ghost in the shell's protecting me. I'll be aight muh nig.
Villain: Saladin
Hero: Jerry Seinfeld
movie- zootropolis - sheep
show - parasyte - migi
i am set ;)
Kylo Ren vs Ricky, Bubbles and Julian. We're fucked boys, fukn shithawks and Shitlennium Falcons.
>Movie 'Villain'
Colonel Hans Landa
>TV Show Hero
Karl Pilkington
Well I would say I'm fucked, but I'm not a kike so maybe not
>>676346802
What do you think of season 10 so far?
Batman V Superman
Villain: Lex luthor
Vikings
Ragnar lothbrok
>>676345907
winter soldier vs Gordon Ramsay, kek
>movie: The Hunger Games Mockingjay part 2
Depending on how you see the movie, the villain is either the white haired dude or that bitch that leads the resistance.
>tv show: Daredevil
Idk how this would go down.
>>676346148
>watching movies
>>676345907
>batman v superman
Which one's the hero? I dunno
>daredevil
That'd be cool
>>676346944
TPB has really lost its greasiness.
Still gonna watch every epsiode though.
>>676345907
Pazific Rift
>>Movie: The Secret of Kels
A horde of grunting super vikings
>>Show: Star Trek TNG
lol lazers
>>676347366
>watching
movie: Machete Kills
Luther Voz
tv show: Game of Thrones
I have no idea who is the hero.
Movie: the dark night
Show: game of thrones
So tyrion lannister is supposed to save me from the joker? Im pretty fucked i guess.
Or you could call jon snow the hero - im still fucked
Movie: Evan almighty
Tv show: Black sails (not entirely sure who is the hero/main character)
Villain general Zod
Hero rick Grimes
I'm pretty fucked.
>>676346575
>Saladin
>villain
bitch please
Kylo Ren VS Jimmy McGill
Villains: Those Mayan dudes from Apocalypto
Hero: Fucking Mike Nelson from MST3K
Im as good as sacrificed.
>>676345907
royally
Rob Dyderk is trying to protect me from Ajax. I'm boned.
Movie 'Villain':
Mugatu from Zoolander 2
Tv Show Hero:
Koro Sensei from Assassination Classroom
The fuck, I'll just die from laughter.
Closest thing to the last tv hero is Hank Hill...defending me from fucking Francis from Deadpool. Maybe Hank can do something with his lawn mower..
doomsday vs daredevil
kek
Fuck
> Villain: The titans from attack on titan
> Hero: Rick Grimes
>>676345907
Ahahah! Ragnar from vikings is protecting me from Mr. O'hare from the Lorax. I WIN
>>676345907
>Villain: Norman Bates
>Hero: Walter White
I'm okay
Lex Luthor is trying to kill me, Jim Halpert is trying to save me.
Let's get ready for some WACKY HIJINKS!!
>>676348273
Ouch. Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark.
Batman VS Hitler
Hero is spongebob
Villain is Sauron
Very Fucked
Not fucked at all. Rick grimes is about to kill that god damn bear from the revenant
>>676349126
>>>>>
Whic ones the hero and villain?
>>676345907
>Lex Luthor
vs.
>The Punisher
I like my odds.
>>676349126
id watch
>>676345907
Movie: Alien
Show: One Punch Man
I'm good.
>>676345907
Villain: Kylo Ren
Hero: Jimmy McGill
no problem, jimmy will think of something
Kylo ren is trying to kill me
Franck gallagher is trying to save me
Wtf
>>676349270
Anons the villain and batman and hitler have teamed up to take him down
>>676349169
Isn't the villain in reventant Tom Hardy's character?
That being said, I was rooting for him since he was right
>>676348870
Movie villan
>>676348952
Walter is an anti hero. Not a hero.
>>676345907
Fucking xmen sentinels trying to kill me, Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of it trying to save me. (who the fuck is the hero in The Thick of it?)
Villain is Virgo tarasov
Hero is house
Fucked
>>676349270
Hitler is going to kill me
And Batman has to protect me
Villain: Roy Batty from Bladerunner
Hero: Daredevil
Not quite sure how this one works out.
>>676349415
>Batman v Anonymous
I'd pirate it
>>676346211
Cannibal amazonian natives, rick grimes. I'm set.
>>676345907
>Hannibal
>Danger 5
I'm fucked, but in a hilarious way.
>>676345907
Daniel Kaffee is protecting me from Colonel Jessup.
>>676349126
I'd pay money to watch that
I'm not into comic books, but pretty sure there is at least one issue on this,right?
>>676347761
You get tyrion
Harvey Specter vs cops from Compton. I guess I'm fine.
Doomsday
James May
Oh Fuck
>>676345907
>Zootopia
Villan: Assistant mayor Bellwether
>Daredevil
Hero: Punisher
Like a lamb to the slaughter.
>>676345907
wtf, meta-general-zod is after me and fucking spartacus has to stand guard?
I'm truly fucked
>>676349723
Which issue you mean?
Villain: Ajax/Francis from the Deadpool movie
Hero: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Although it would be cool to have Picard on my side, I'm do think I'm pretty fucked.
>>676349479
Anti hero doesn't mean he's not the 'hero' in the show. He's still the protagonist. Anti hero just means that he does not have the stereotypical hero qualities. Quit being so fucking pedantic.
>>676349924
sorry for bad english, what I meant:
I haven't read a single comic book (does Scott Pilgrim count?)
But I've heard that some comic book issues can be "strange" or let's say "innovative". Maybe in some there are superheroes fighting against Hitler
>>676349723
Nah, but batman was a nazi before.
>>676349944
He could just beam you up to the enterprise.
>>676349479
>>676350136
OP here: This thread was just meant to spread joy. I did not intend strict criterias/definitions, just stick with what is most fun with you
>>676345907
Villain: 1st order
Heroes: agents of shield
Hmmmm..
>>676350337
That's true!.....I win!!!!!
>>676345907
i guess the villain of the last movie would just be time, so sorry leslie knope, can't stop me from dying eventually
>>676350526
>implying Jean Ralphio isn't the hero
So...the sheep from zootopia is trying to kill me, but the Doctor is protecting me. I can see that
Wellp, the East Germans are trying to kill me, but I don't think Captain Adama and his crew are going to let them get a single shot off before ruining their day thoroughly.
>>676350507
Loyal Stormtrooper wins single-handedly.
So my villains are raptors.
But who's the hero on breaking bad?
>>676347821
yeah, he knows nothing...except how to eat pussy.
>>676350694
You sound so fucking autistic. Please just die.
Dank shit Dr.House diagnoses the sharknado with Lupus -> Win
>>676350871
Uh
If it's not Walter, then...
Skylar? Hank?
You're tucked boyo
>>676351232
Nah, he will just regenerate
>>676350392
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad
>>676351411
movie cliche nr 25
Jotaro... Holy shit I'm fucking set
>>676351708
Two days,
Rick Grimes is protecting me from John Fitzgerald in the Revenant. I think I should be alright. Pretty close match.
>>676345907
Mr. Hand is trying to kill me for making chalupas on class time, but the Belcher family is doing wacky shenanigans in a dysfunctional attempt to stop him.
>>676345907
Jeanine from insurgent
against
Cal Lightman
Dunno if the power of uncovering lies would help me much here.
But Cal seems like a smart fella soo...
>>676345907
I've got Doomsday trying to kill me,
and the dumb blonde bitch from Scream Queens is my protector. I could not be MORE fucked.
>>676345907
Mr. Glass is trying to kill me.
Steven Avery (?) is trying to protect me.
As long as I don't travel by any commercial means I'll be ok.
Mom, from Mom Friendly is pitted against Rick Grimes. If he manages to get his hands on some futuristic weapon she has i'm fine, but is she has her technology and he as only a gun i'm fucked. It would be interesting
>>676351139
The only thing worth knowing.
Mike Tyson from Ip Man 3
Cullen Bohannan from Hell on Wheels
>>676348260
BILLY BONES! Honestly he's the most likable, trustworthy character, and I'm sure he comes back, im on season one finale.
Hero: kirito
Villain: spongebob
V for vendetta
enemy : government
hero : V
not bad but most probs screwed
>>676345907
last movie would be
forbidden kingdom - so the jade warlord
last tv show
batman
i'm good
Last movie seen dark night.
Villain: bane
Hero: batman
>>676350857
>got taken out by one shot from Chewie's crossblaster
>>676347064
i feel these two would team up
>>676350158
Marvel comics started as anti-nazi propaganda, go read really early Marvel comics like Cap America and Namor the Submariner. I'm sure there's an actual panel where Cap socks Hitler in the face, I just can't find it now
>>676352797
>>676352711
>>676345907
READ THE FUCKING RULES NIGGER
Gumball Watterson is protecting me from Jason Voorhees...
Enemy : Deadpool
Hero : Saul Goodman (From better call Saul)
Yeah, I'm fucked
>>676347184
daredevil is taking on lots of underground societies and ninjas lol. he wins
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May protecting me from Tabitha, the evil girl from Scary Movie 3. Safe as Houses.
>>676352935
Yeah, it is kind of pointless/boring taking the villain and the hero from the same source
>>676345907
Villain: Falling in love with the person who isn't your destined wifey
People protecting me: Mugen/Jin/Fuu
I'm considering drinking bleach right now
>>676353019
That the fucked up deadpool from origins right?
I got Sam and Dean protecting me from Gaston. Think I'm gonna have a beer and chill.
>>676349820
>>676349820
Do you like Liam McIntyre, or the original guy that died as the better Spartacus? I personally like the original more, can't remember his name though.
>>676345907
The creep from Creep vs. the Narc agent in Narcos. I'd be okay, considering I could probably take the creep myself, and the agent has a .38.
>>676353161
They lost. No one fights like Gaston.
>>676353297
>Creep
That was pretty fuckin decent
That jew from law and order is going to kill me.
Steven seagull is my partner. I got this.
What movie was i watching? Idk the name they're on this train and theres an earthquake machine involved.
Dark territory?
>>676350693
>implying Mona-Lisa isn't the hero
>>676345907
Lex Luthor and/or Apocalypse vs Rick from Rick and Morty.
Rick got dis.
>>676345907
Villian: Richmond Valentine (Kingsman)
Hero: (If anime counts as tv show): Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)
(if not): Martin Rauch a.k.a. Moritz Stamm (Deutschland 83)
Dunno how fucked am I. Someone can say?
>>676345907
Captain America Winter Soldier
Call The Council or Buffy The Vampire Slayer
So I guess I'm been protected by Wycombe Council and potentially the UK government in which case I'm tucked or Buffy and Watchers Council in which case I guess I should be ok.
>>676353421
Yeah it was surprisingly good. Not a lot of cheap jump scares and gore and all that boring cliche shit.
>>676345907
Movie was Star Wars so that Kylo Ren faggot.
TV show was House of Cards so Frank Underwood.
I'd probably do all right.
villian: a drunk artist
hero: king of vikings
pff.
Edward scissorhands. Yeah kinda fucked.
>>676346211
>movie
>posts sub par TV show
Lex is trying to kill me but Rick will save me
Two "geniuses" going at it eh boiz
>>676353673
well, he is not a trained secret agent like James Bond and not a elite soldier, just a regular soldier
>>676353610
Lol thank you kind and generous anon, it was saved
Villain -
Crazed dystopian drug-lord
(MaMa, from Dredd)
Hero
Psychotic Martian Orphan with Ancient Giant Robot
(Mika, IBO)
I think I'm good.
>>676351287
I'd say Hank for sure, him and Walt Jr are the only truly 'good guys' in the whole series.
>>676353019
You watching an animated movie, or Origins?
>>676353663
Haha I have the same media experience
>>676353311
Villain - Norman Bates
Hero - Sydney Bristow from Alias
I think I'll be fine.
>>676345907
The Good Dinosaur and Daredevil. I'm fucked.
So either fucken lex luthor or doomsday I'm fucked
>>676345907
Lex Luthor trying to kill me, but I've got Ezra Miller (a jedi apprentice) on my side, so that's nice I suppose.
Villain - Mr. Electric from Sharkboy and Lava Girl
Hero - Naruto
Villain - the communists from Hail Caesar
Hero - President Underwood from House of Cards
I'm chillin fam
I have got daredevil protecting me from a load of thaiwanesw pot farmers with AK's and a monkey , not even sure
Villain - Doomsday, BvS
Hero - Erin, Attack on Titan
Well, I'm fucked
>>676354939
Smh.. doomsday was not the villain, Lex was...
Um, Gendou Ikari from the Rebuild movies
Hinata Shoyo is trying to save me
I don't have much confidence, arsenal of Evas vs a Volleyball player.
>Film - Alice in wonderland - Queen of Hearts
Why the fuck was I watching that
>Tv - the 100 - Clarke
could be an interesting fight
>>676355549
which Clarke? The mother or the daughter
and in season 1 or the new season, that's a huge difference
So, I guess loki and the chitauri are facing off against Barney from how I met your mother
Fuck
The Archangel Gabriel from Constantine vs Sam and Dean Winchester and Castiel from Supernatural.
I'm good.
>>676355942
>Barney
>Hero
Yeah, right
Toecutter (Mad Max) vs Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers).
Should have sticked with Archer
Russian mafia VS Mr Belvedere
I cant remember the last movie I saw but the last tv show was One punch man so Im fucking golden
Did into the void have a villain? at any rate Sam and Dean are on the case.
ima need a Dramamine for those camera angles again.
Film: 13 Days.
Show: American Horror Story, season 3.
So, Castro vs the Supreme? I'm down.
>The Dean from BMS: Rise of Thadland
Vs.
>Captain Janeway and the Voyager crew
Yea I'm safe. Actually never was in danger.
>>676353980
You're not a sharp one are you?
Last Villain: Ultron , Last Hero: Saitama (OPM) I'm perfectly fine I think :L
>>676345907
Will Forte from "Don Verdean" (movie)
Major Motoko Kusanagi from "ghost in the shelll: SAC" (tv)
Im fine
>>676345907
president snow vs leroy jethro gibbs. snow is kil
Munt from barton fink
Shawn Spenser from psych
Pretty fucked
>>676348952
Jessie is the protagonist, Walt is the antagonist
>>676350136
Jessie is the protagonist, Walt is the reason most of the bad shit goes down including nearly getting the protagonist killed many times
Coincidentally, was Avatar and the little prick seen in OP pic.
Last TV show was Daredevil.
Not fucked at all.
Reverse Flash vs Naruto
Shit
Movie- Zootopia
The sheep
Tv show- GoT
Tyrion Lannister?
I wanna see this go down
>>676345907
>James Bond Spectre
Villan: Christoph Waltz as Ernst Stavro Blofeld
>Daredevil
Hero: Daredevil
I think I'm good.
Villain is Ajax from Deadpool
Hero is chief of police from Chicago PD
Im dead haha
>>676345907
Dude I'm good. Dare devil vs the four goons from that movie Parker with Jason Stratham
>>676345907
Villain - Cyrus from The Warriors
Protector - Stalin
I'm in safe hands
>villan: Kylo Ren
>hero: Jessica Jones
K
Movie :
>2nd hobbit.
Fighting a fucking dragon
TV : season 5 game of thrones
> uhhhhh... No one?
Fuck.
Top Gear vs Francis from Deadpool.
If it's an episode with the Stig I might be good if not then I'm screwed.
>>676358053
Jezza does throw one hell of a punch
>>676345907
well that would be Elijah from Unbreakable. And Will Graham from Hannibal would try to protect me. This could be fun
>>676357823
GoT: Let's say for fun that the dragon is the hero
We could have an epic fight between the dragons
>>676358053
>The Stig
Oh come on, that's just plain cheating.
deadpool's francis vs walter white... im fucked
The lamb person from Zootopia vs Rick Grimes
GG
>>676346211
same bro
I'm being savaged by General Woundwort but the FBI BAU have got my back. Weird
>>676345907
Makoto Shishio vs Daredevil. uh, I'm fucked.
Zod vs Supergirl
>well, this is it
The assassin ceo guy from headhunters (Norwegian film)
Defended by Frasier Crane
>>676345907
well, i watched blade runner, and daredevil season 2??? who am i even dealing with here
Villain - that sheep from Zootopia
Hero - Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman
I will sleep good tonight.
>>676356241
I'm pretty fucking close to this - Bob Belcher v The Great Humungus.
the new "Lex Luthor" from BvS against The Flash, saved bitches
>>676345907
deadpool, supernatural, you do the math..
>>676359999
quads checked
>>676360417
i think sam and dean would eat ol ajax alive
Movie: Batman v Superman
>Lex Luthor
TV show: Dragonball Z
>Goku
Im good
Francis/Ajax from Deadpool is trying to kill me. Ezra (a Jedi in training) from Star Wars Rebels is protecting me.
I think I'll be all right.
>>676360585
Actually, strike that. I forgot. I watched Cowboys and Aliens last night. So random aliens are trying to kill me.
Superman, Wonderwoman, and Batman vs. Doomsday.
Sauron is trying to kill me.
Ragnar is protecting me.
I'm probably fucked
kylo ren vs Eric Foreman.
I'm fucked
>>676345907
well i watched a stalingrad movie last, so theres a bunch of germans trying to kill me
and defending me is leonard from big bang theory
i dont like my odds
Dick ripping girl from Teeth and Dr.House...
This looks like a House MD episode actually
Villain: Silver Samurai
Hero: Shawn Spencer, psychic detective
I'm screwed.
Danaerys Targaryan protecting me from the big banks, I feel pretty good about my chances.
Haha Michael Scofield vs Kylo Ren
>>676345907
Last movie was The Martian so no villain there.
Last TV series was The West Wing so no real heroes there either.
Villan: some cowboy
Hero: sailor scouts
:^)
Terminator and Frank Underwood.. I'm fucked
Mulder and scully vs bane from dk rises
I think I have a slim chance
>>676345907
batman vs the joker
im okay with this
>>676345907
Scarface vs. Doctor from Doctor Who
>gg ez
So I'm being stalked by Ava from Ex_Machina, and I'm being defended by Jonathan Pine from The Night Manager.
I honestly can't call it, this could go either way.
>>676345907
Rick Grimes vs Black Phillip. I'm pretty confident.
>>676345907
Movie, Batman v superman
Villain, Lex luthor
Series, Mickey mouse clubhouse
Hero, Mickey mouse
I'm covered.
>Sauron
>T-Mose
Oh shiet
Villain: Ultron
Hero: Frasier
I am beyond fucked...
>>676360519
Dam and Dean are good against mystic and supernatural creatures. Ajax feels no pain, and is highly trained in combat, far more than Sam or Dean are. Sam and Dean would probably be dead before they knew Ajax was even there.
Jake Peralta vs Lotso Huggin Bear
villain: John Goodman in 10 cloverfield lane
hero: rick grimes.
I'd say I'm pretty good.
the vogons are trying to kill me and zoey deschanel is gunna save me <3
>>676361113
Mars is trying to kill you and bureaucracy is trying to save you...
The last movie I watched was The Peanuts Movie, and the last show I watched was Married with Children.
So...Al Bundy is going to beat the shit out of Charlie Brown's lack of confidence?
Hiter vs Rick Grimes
She'll be right
Villan: Edward Rooney
Hero: Daredevil
xd
>>676345907
sauron vs vegeta... that would be fun to watch... almost worth dying for...
Kylo Ren vs Dora
I'm good
>>676345907
Alright so the sheep from zootopia
>V.S
Daredevil. I'll be alright
Movie: Martian
Villian: mars
TV show: HIMYM
Hero: Ted Mosby
>mars vs mosby
Fucking hell
>>676349143
I dunno, Spongebob can get pretty creative.
>>676345907
lol Lil Dice from City of God vs Darly from the Walking Dead.
Zod vs. Danger 5.
Fuck me sideways.
>>676349520
modern schindlers list?
cause lets face it - batman is a jew
>Villian: Lex Luthor
>Hero: The Flash
I should be okay
President snow hunger games
Protected by sterling archer.
>>676345907
The serial killer from the movie Creep. Don Draper. I think I may be fucked
Don't think he's really a 'villain' but I can't remember the last film I saw before it, but Patrick Bateman and Rick Grimes.
I think I'm pretty gud
Doomsday and daredevil. I'm fucked
Francis from Deadpool is the villain.
Rick from Rick and Morty is the hero.
So how does this work out?
>>676350857
I don't believe he is dead.
Just because he got shot in the armor and was knocked out does not mean he is dead.
He will return.
>>676345907
fucking doomsday
Ajax vs Benjamin Franklin Pierce
lex luthor v saul goodman. well.
>>676362260
oh and Daredevil
Ajax from Deadpool is trying to kill me and Daredevil is protecting me. I think my odds are 50/50
So The Flash is protecting me from Frank from Once Upon A Time In The West. I guess I'm safe.
Doomsday, or Lex Luther or Batman or Superman or whoever was the villain in that pile of shit vs daredevil.
Superior show equals superior odds.
Zootopia and Breaking Bad :D
Say my name sheep!
Looper,
So basically it's Joseph Gordon Levitt and Bruce Willis at the same time I guess?
>>676345907
Lex Luthor v Daredevil
get fucked you fucking jew
whoever the fuck was the actual villain in BvS vs the winchesters. how fucked am i?
>>676345907
1408, pretty fucked
Villain: Mutants from "The Hills have Eyes"
Hero: Spartacus (not Kirk Douglas. The new one)
Have a chance of surviving
>>676354103
You clearly do not know good from bad.
You sound like a sociopath.
>>676361941
u win nigga
the big guy from Mad Max is trying to kill me and Marshall from how I met your mother is protecting me. I'd say I'm pretty well off.
>>676361642
top kek
