>>676345401
tell me a joke, funnyman

>>676345575
I was listening to rap music the other day and my friend says "nice try dude, you're still white". I'm like, I know I'm still white. Why is it whenever a white person listens to rap music they're accused of wanting to be black? If one of my black friends was listening to Neil Diamond I wouldn't be like "nice try but you're still black". Only joking, I have no black friends.

>>676345401
I want to be the very best

>>676345881
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!

>>676345575
Banana ;)

>>676345774
Pretty good.

i want to work in 9gag

>>676345401

I wanna win a 2 million+ dollar lottery

Put all the money in the bank and live off it's interest

>>676346223
Thanks

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I want to publish my sci fi graphic novel

>>676345401
I dream of being apart of a sustainable society that lives in harmony with its environment.

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>>676346343
>trusting a bank with your riches

>>676345401
I want to be the very best.

>>676345401
Waiting to hear back from my agent about getting my first novel published. These past few days have been hell. The waiting is killing me and the call could come at any second. I've wanted this for so long and I've been polishing it up for almost a year while working a shit job. Wish me luck /b/ros.

Dreaming to be a successful author man. Books saved me from an hero so I wanna publish something that reaches somebody.
>inb4 back to tumblr

>>676345774
Not that bad. Keep working honestly

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I want to be happy.

>>676345774
Good anon

I want to fuck a fictional character.
Not in particular, just to fuck something that a lot of people obsess about. And because i want my dick to go where no dick has gone before.

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>>676347012
>>676347037
Good luck to both of you guys, I hope you find success with writing

>>676347197
>>676347351
Thank you bros

>>676345401
I'vewant to be in jazz or prog rock band and become sort of renowned, but still underground. Instead I'm getting a fucking humanities degree and im gonna teach retards who Abe Lincoln was. I love history and politics and shit, but I'd rather be out there like Indiana Jones, not in some shitty high school classroom. Everyone tells me I should be a Prof but I dunno if I want to stick with uni that long

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>>676345401
Don't laugh?

I, uh... I want to be a super villain. Like Dr.Evil or something. With a giant death-ray laser and squads of henchmen. Yes I am serious.

I wish I was a success.

I wanna be a pro musician. only 2 more years of college left to drop out

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I want to fuck a raptor

>>676347308
happiness is given way more importance these days. Why not go for Greatness? pigs are happy. I won't settle for that.

>>676347540
OP here
Dude I'm in my final year of philosophy right now and fucking hate it. The only thing you can do with philosophy is teach more philosophy, so safe to say I'm not going to get a job with my degree. I'm gonna try and find a job that pays the bills while trying to be a stand-up, you could do the same with your band. And if you do get a job teaching kids, just remember it doesn't have to be for life, see it as a means to pay the bills and not a life sentence. You can chase the dream and work a crummy job.

>>676345401
Might get called a faggot but idgamf

My dream is to see the elite crumble to dust so we can finally live in balance and love each other

All so we can exponentially advance much more as a species in general

That being said, i dislike most of the people on this planet

>>676346713
>Apart

>>676347561
Who doesn't though?

>>676346713
Me too friendo

>>676348052
edgemaster commie fag detected

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>>676348052
Actually this. This is more important than my selfish wants and needs.

>>676348543
How does my comment make me a commie? Who mentioned my views were tinted of communism?

Why is it that when fucking retards like you read something they can't fully objectively comprehend they have to jump on the Ad Hominem by projection bandwagon?

Fucking dumb shit

>>676348543
Communism =\= socialism, especially since all "communist" countries have just been thinly veiled oligarchies
I don't think communism would work either way though

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>>676345401
Take a wild fucking guess, OP.

I want to die

>>676349361
Doctor

I want to own a bike shop

I want to be the biggest weaboo the world has ever seen.

Also I'm not sure what a weaboo is.

>>676347749
There are too many people for everyone to be significant

>>676345774
i kekd. keep it up.

>>676347012
>>676347037
Same as these fags although high school/college has (I hope) temporarily destroyed my love of writing. Want to write children's books because it's never too early to convert a kid into a book loving faggot. And because I don't have the commitment to write anything else.

>>676349665
>4chan
>/b/
>idk whats a weaboo guise
Fucking kill yourself

>>676349361

Two chicks at the same time?

>>676347968
philosophy major here. Work as a radio engineer now, thank god I had other interests and a work history because that philosophy degree didn't do me any favors other than make people think I'm a stoner.

>>676350194
ding ding ding

I want enough courage to confess to pouring hot sauce into my sisters fleshlight.

>>676346343
Lmfao. The dream there is that interest rates would go back to being significant enough to make any reasonable amount of money from.

I wanna storyboard for a good show like South Park or Rick and Morty, although South park would be ideal for the satire I love to use

>>676345401
Turning Germany into a totalitarian state, rule it and try to bring it back to glory

>>676350194

Fuckin' A, man.

Two dreams

I want to get good at art

And i want Islam / Muslims to disappear

I want to honestly become famous in gaming reviews and comedy. I love talking about games and teaching people mechanics and stuff.

Probably just want to be a famous livestreamer.
Sit at home and play games, get paid, and make people feel welcome.

pretty tits for me

I was recently diagnosed terminal and wish to live long enough to see my sister give birth to our son

>>676350676
>never ending Hitlerian posts
Dude it's been fucking 70 years, get the fuck over it already

I want to be a pornproducer

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>>676345401
I want to be an adventurer in another dimension where I fight monsters and stuff....there's a reason dreams are called "dreams" anon..


>free me from this mortal coil

>>676347561
>>676348052
You say that but the elite aren't just the rich, they're also the ambitious and hardworking people who run the businesses and countries that some people are too lazy for or simply just can't handle. It they go I bet infrastructure will follow right behind, then we can be like the recent shitbag Far Cry game in real life but with less grunting

>>676345401
I want to be a war journalist

>>676345401
I want to be a 4chan mod so I can work at home in my underwear and make fuckers like you seethe with rage.

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>>676345401
i realy want kiss mi food help helper

>>676346014
DUN DUN DUN!

>>676351337
>1337

my sides

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>>676351337
>1337

>>676345401
Be a well known architect. A couple of proyects a year, get a lot of money, much free time for traveling around the world. Fuck yeah.

I want to be the first human to send living matter to another dimension

>>676351337
1337 h4x3r get

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I want to see this game released

>>676351579
buy some land and "erect" a huge penis building

>>676349829
Thanks homie

>>676351668
wow still nothing?

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>>676351591
Then send me if you ever do>>676351241

>>676351282
>being this ignorant on those who runs the world by secrecy

I don't even want to put up with your bullshit

I want to write a book that will show the boundaries of mortality and deliver a message of anarchy and harmony

>>676350075
This might be useful, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhikm8uFfe8

>>676351912
Funny thing i'm
>>676348052
And have had this idea for years

I'm currently gathering knowledge and experience give myself atleast another 3years to start writing

>>676345401
If I get dubs I can die happy, I realized that my backlog is too long for me to handle

>>676351798
No problem lad, I shall send you to second dimension so you may roam the fields with your 2D waifu
But the possibility of surviving the journey is slim

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>>676345401
I want to love someone, and have them love me.
I miss that feeling more than anything.

I want to open an employee owned restaurant that is also a provistions shop/bakery/coffee shop (casino style). We would only serve sustainable food.

i want to play a piano concerto with an orchestra. that's never going to happen though. it's nice to imagine myself playing when i go to shows though

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I want to leave from Belarus

>>676351798
We are creatures of the 3rd dimension, so I'm not sure if your body will even function in a 2D environment

I want to help create off Earth colonies of some sort so the human race has more of a chance. I completely support the efforts of Elon Musk and I would like to get involved but I wouldn't even know how.

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>>676351795

A little bit more came but far from the full thing

>>676352248
>survival is slim

Its fine by me man, wether its a success or I die, its a win-win for me

>>676352309
Love thyself, then your emotional dependency will turn into a catalyst for individual evolution

You can do it nigger, pick up a skateboard and immerse yourself in it

Pick up an instrument then aspire to know as much as you can and move mountains with your music

Arts are going to be your biggest ally in life

>>676352151
I have one idea, but I'm not sure which format of entertainment it would fit best

>>676352465
>>676352248
Also I ain't 2D, these just make good react pics

>>676352586
Godspeed Anon, you're a diamond in the rough

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I want to be astronaut because of the movie interstellar

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>>676345401
I want to be a researcher. But it has shit pay and I want to provide for my family, so I'm going to medical school while giving up my dreams :(

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>>676352386
Musicianfag here, do you have a piano? Is your knowledge of musical theory advanced beyond the basics?

What are your influences? What genres do you like? Any friends you jam up with?

I'm a multi instrumentalist who started on drums and have been on guitar for almost 5 years

If I wasn't lacking fund, i'd probably constantly composing prog metal, fusion and prog rock songs

>pic related
Latest purchase

>>676351927
thanks anon

>>676345774
>sitting in audience
>laughs as joke and nods
>mumbles to self with shit eating grin
"man its so true"

>>676352736
I know, your flesh and blood will be changed in a whole new environment

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Be a professional wrestler

>>676352465
Oh wait sorry misread that, what I mean is not a fucking 2D space, just anywhere that isn't as boring as this dimension

My dream is to become a virtual reality bartender

>>676345401
I want to get into the standup comedy scene as well. Im from a small town with no open mics so im saving up to move to a city. I spent the last year writting but honestly its all shit i need to get onstage before i get any older.

>>676349666
This guy gets it

>>676353022
Take acting classes :^)

>>676345401
I want to get my hair back.

>>676352635
Start doing Vlogs on JewTube? Have it chronologically follow itself like a book

Subdivide your general idea into chapters and subdivide these chapters accordingly?

Find communities that'd be interested and post your vids

Some people are more visual than theorical, if it works, just write your books in a deeper fashion then your Vlogs

Just like Carl Sagan's Cosmos book who was a summary of the same TV program

The book was less interactive and detailed than the shows but had pretty much the same wealth of content

>>676353096
How old are you anon and where are you from?

>>676345401
I want to be a sports journalist covering football (soccer for our American friends). I studied History at uni so feel that I'm perfectly placed to combine research and writing with my extensive knowledge of football. I've written a few articles to test the waters and they've gone down well. Just looking for a way to chase the dream. I think I'll try to write between 2 and 4 a month for the rest of the year so I have a strong back catalogue and then see where it takes me. Wish me luck /b/rothers.

>inb4 you're a faggot with a History degree
I'm 23 years old and make £35k a year in my first job out of uni in IT Services for a multi-billion dollar corporation.

>>676353415
Anything else?

>>676349665
sounds like a faggot thats trolling steams csgo forums the past hour