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New dan threadgo on Omegleenter tumblr as the tag say you're danpost results


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New dan thread
>go on Omegle
>enter tumblr as the tag
>say you're dan
post results
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>>676345152
>summerfag came back
>wants a shitshow raid for mega le lulz le reddit will tink iz ebin
NYPA
hold on and wait for the mods to fuck you in the ass over a raid thread
website's shit
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: im dan
You: 19
Stranger has disconnected.

are they on to us?
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>>676345477
No, stop cyber bullying me ;(
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Just gotta keep going till you get the ultimate zoz
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He knew it before it was said
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This fag in here?
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>>676345152
Banned for being dan
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>>676348470
"mistakes happen" fuck tumblr people are the mistakes
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What is this dan thing anyway?
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>>676345152
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I also put my interests to furries
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I love you guys
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>>676351590
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>>676352334
link to the "racist song"?
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>>676352529
Ayyyyye lmao the knock knock and run nigga
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>>676352497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ZJAAanpN4 It was an old one I did so the vid got deleted but here's a reupload
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>>676352497
its moonman, newfriend
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You: whats up
Stranger: hi
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just tired
You: haha. Where you from?
Stranger: Australia
You: oh same
You: state
Stranger: tas
You: SA
Stranger: dw i'm not inbred i'm originally from nsw
You: lol. NSW not much better
You: jks :)
You: Im Dan BTW
Stranger: mean
Stranger: hey dan
Stranger: i'm a dude too
You: anyway whats your profession?
You: occupation
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: i'm 17
You: you looking to make some cash
Stranger: perhaps
You: Im planning on doing a 'job' and we need some loyal people
Stranger: right
Stranger: and?
You: my guys can arrange for travel arrangements to -33.627744, 138.993678
You: Its a lot where we have a shed with some shit
You: you will find outwhen you get there
You: as long as you dont have any connections with the cops
Stranger: that's in SA
You: yeah
You: we can arrange travel for you
Stranger: i see
Stranger: and what's this job you have planned then, Dan
You: Its a transportation job of some not quite legal materials.
You: We will give you the details
You: are you/do you look strong
Stranger: i'm 6'1 90 kilos
You: we need either muscle to watch our back and protect or people to drive the trucks and eventually plane
Stranger: muscle huh?
Stranger: muscle wouldn't do much i'd assume
You: we have 4 semi trailers that will be taking different routes throughout outback Australia to an airport about 2300km north where we will load the materials onto a plane and moving to eastern russia
You: you will need to be in guard car which will tail the trucks and then at the airport you will need to guard out guys at a deal
You: we are dealing with a lotof money here
Stranger: and you often recruit teenagers over omegle?
You: you live with your parents
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My Keks Is this /b/rother in here?
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Triggered
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kek
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ALRIGHT.
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>>676353573
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I love to fuck these guys around
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>>676353484
Wtf that tabs open?
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Got bored of this fgt
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>>676353385
Kek well done
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I'm Dan.
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Bump
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OP here, call off the attack. Someone apparently just ate some fucking rat poison and tried to kill them self while I was on.
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Hey, just chatted with another dan. wtf is the backstory of this shit?
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someone open
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nice
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1/2
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2/2
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>>676354660
Go fuck yourself
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>>676354865
What was it?
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>>676354850
"8 Terrifying Experiments"
Holy Shit
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>>676354979
Cheese pizza
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>>676354979
fucking banana
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>>676354542
proof?
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>>676355152
My internet crashed before I could take a pic
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>OK EVERYONE SE THIS POST
we cant continue with dan, they're on to us
i sudjest we start every conversation looking for Louie
"eyyyy have u seen fockin louie? that rat fock was ment to get the fockin pizza"
same effect as the dan thing. people will rage
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topkek
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>>676345152
how much ger would a nigger ger if a nigger could nig ger
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>>676353773
Hello newfriend
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Few typos
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Kek is this brother in here?
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b8?
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Just getting started niggers
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KEK 1/2
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KEK 2/2
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welp
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Some day /b/ will be a force of danger and those pricks will learn their place, if 26 Shit posters can make this much rage for keks, imagine if all could do it with an actual goal, but alas we are all but unorganized shitposters
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>>676355405
Sure...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

Stranger: hia

You: omg is your name dan?

Stranger: no??

You: thank fuck

You: they are everywhere

Stranger: lmao whats up?

Stranger: who?

You: people going around saying their name is dan and spouting racist shit like hitler did nothing wrong

Stranger: omg ,they are doing that shit again

You: to be fair hitler did have some good economic reforms

You: they may have a point

Stranger: lol wtf

You: im dan btw
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>>676355913
oh look at us anon
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am dan
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>>676356074
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This fag here?
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>>676355913
Oh my god what the fuck are you doing stupid child?
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>>676355962
>>676355992
Hey anon
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>>676356085
kek
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good run ma nigro
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http://happythird.tumblr com/
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They knew?
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>>676356238
Hey, 14 years old feminist fag
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Hehe Anyone remember
Ashleymariel?
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hello darkness my old friend
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Can't catch a break boys
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>>676355473
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Hi
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Who the fuck is Dan
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Heh Someone knows
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>>676356575
kek
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>>676345152
logs omegle com /877ab47
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so topkek
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>>676356678
Happy to see our conversation
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;D I REALY TROL'D THIS GUY :OOO
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nigga wut
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>>676351974
I love this thread
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/B/ros there are more of us than the tumblr fags, I petition we open up the the raid to
>furry
>youtube
>five nights of freddies
>pewdiepie
godspeed faggots
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>>676357026
Thx
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Where Ever you are /b/rother AYY LMAO
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>>676357326
kek.im here.
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God this is kind of pathetic isn't it?
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Not saying this isnt great but why just dan? someone fill me in on this.
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Stranger: hello
You: hi im dan
Stranger: hi dan
You: im dan
Stranger: LE EBIN MAYMAY :DDDD
You: NO
You: I
You: AM
You: DAN
You: STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>676357308
gogogogo need better content
>furry
>youtube
>five nights of freddies
>pewdiepie
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>>676357026
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>>676357450
no u
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http://logs.omegle.com/728b23a
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"tumblr" isn't a great tag, let's branch out.
>smosh
>pewdiepie
>reddit
>gaming
>club penguin(?)
>animal jam(?)
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I'm about to get a poor sap to post his pic in this thread. stand by
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>>676357417
AYY LMAO. GOD SPEED. /B/rother. God speed.
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This one got outta hand quick...
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This is Dan. There are many like Him, but this one is mine. Dan is my best friend. He is my life. I must master Him as I must master my life. Without me, Dan is useless. Without Dan, I am useless.

Dan and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

Dan is human, even as I, because He is my life. Thus, I will learn Dan as a brother. I will learn His weaknesses, His strength, His parts, His accessories.

I will keep Dan clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.

Before Dan, I swear this creed. Dan and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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I kek'd
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Top fucking Kek
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>>676357564
lets use the furry tag kek
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Youtube is full of little children and sucks ass.
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tfw kids think this is funny and will come to /b/
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Stranger: Hey! I'm only 4 subscribers away from my goal of 200 and it would mean the world to me if you at least checked out my channel. I hope you like it and as always, remember to stay amazing! Youtube.com/brendans_vlogs
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>>676358215
tfw no face
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>>676358188
fucking kek
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Nad backwards is Dan
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>>676358096
jokes on you, I am here
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kek
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>>676350576
Nigger that was funny
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>>676358399
>>676358188
checked
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ay
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germanfag here
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We need to branch out
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You both like Pewdiepie

Stranger: hi
You: Hi. You like pewdiepie?
Stranger: Yeah! Peeeeeewdiepie
You: Cringe
Stranger: ??
You: I'm dan
Stranger: Hi dan. I'm Nathan
You: are you a nigger?
Stranger: no! you rasis (he wrote it this way
stanger has disconnected
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Long/5
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kik: ayyoomayra

lesbian in need of cock please hurry
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>>676358733
2/5
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>>676358733
kek thats funny as shit fag
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>>676358811
3/5
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>>676353832
damn they didnt bite once
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,
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>>676345152
you are just going to encounter eachother if you have fucking tumblr as a tag.
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>>676358539
https://youtu.be/vh5Nf6MWnhc?t=49s
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>>676358867
4/5
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Are you here faggot?
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>>676358926
5/5 fuck caity
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>>676347568
FUCKING FAGGOTS
DID YOU TOUCH BALLS
>>
>tfw you set up for dan shitposting but you talk to this (assumed) qt french girl and can't change to your real identity or you will scare her off

>she talks about how her school is housing refugees in the gym and she fucks them

>your inner /pol/ appears and scares her off
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like furry.

Stranger: hi

You: Hey

Stranger: asfo

You: Dan Dan Dan Dan

You: you?

Stranger: what

You: I identify as Dan

Stranger has disconnected.
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http://logs.omegle.com/0a25021a

The saddest conversation I had in a while.
>>
start your posts with this imo

hi, don't worry this isn't a dan
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>>676359091
>qt french girl
>fucks sandniggers
choose one
>>
Stranger: Oh god
You: hey
Stranger: Name?
You: is not dan
Stranger: Okay then, whuddup?
You: nothing much, how about you pal?
Stranger: Trying to find cool people to chat with
Stranger: That aren't Dan >.>
You: you may have found that person
Stranger: Finally! lol
You: so you like tumblr?
Stranger: I do
Stranger: I only got back to it over the weekend, after being absent from it for a couple years
You: oh yea? whys that buddy?
You: ???
Stranger: Eh, life I guess?
Stranger: Got a girlfriend who kinda monopolized my time
You: aw thats a shame
Stranger: She liked to make fun of me for using tumblr
You: im gender fluid sooo
Stranger: Cool
You: yea i know, feel very opressed. Just spiralling deeper and deeper into depression by the day. Im close to giving up. And do you want to know why?
Stranger: ?
You: Because my name is Dan
Stranger: ffs
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>676358901
TOP KEK!!!!!!!!!!
>>
SOME FAGS TRYNA BLOW OUR COVER!

You: hi
Stranger: hi im dan
You: WHAT
You: I JUST MET U
Stranger: nope
You: kek
You: funny shit maaaaan
Stranger: its a 4chan thing
You: no shit
Stranger: >>676345152
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>676359259
the link he sent was to here
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>>676358901
HAHAHA
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keke
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Fucking best one yet for me

You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: hey
Stranger: /b/ro
Stranger: I'm dan
You: you're blowing our cover man
Stranger: the REAL dan
You: if i wasnt dan too we'd be fucked
You: NO IM THE REAL DAN
Stranger: Well you are so all is well
You: COULD THE REAL DAN PLEASE STAND UP?
Stranger: FUCK YOU FAGGOT
You: WOT M8
Stranger: IM THE REAL DAN
You: FITE MY FAG
Stranger: DONT EVEN LIE
You: U WOT FAG
You: IM DAN
Stranger: uated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>
>>676358901
Who's this tard?
>>
Talk to strangers!
Select Language ▼
29,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: assholes lol
You: ?
Stranger: all the 'dan' people are here
You: what??
Stranger: ugh nvm
You: why dan?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: they think its funny
You: thats so fucking weird... my name is actually dan
Stranger: unlucky you lol
You: i know right
Stranger: i talked to this guy from australia
You: i talked to a guy earlier who said they were dan
Stranger: and he was being really racist toward refugees when i brought it up
Stranger: it was so fucking sad
You: wow
You: i dont wanna be associated with that dan
Stranger: dont worry i know you're cool haha
You: lol yeah
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: im from france
You: danmark
Stranger: ...
Stranger: you did it again
You: ?
Stranger: youre one of them...
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: YOu
Stranger: i am dan
You: You aret
Stranger: why?
You: Well fuck me too''
You: gg
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 4ch`?
You: we really need to branch out man
You: yeah
Stranger: hahaha
You: /b/
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i am tim actually
Stranger: but for now
Stranger: i am dan
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: ?
You: age/sex/location
Stranger: 16 m GER
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: i'm dan can you ask me everything i'll google it
Stranger: GTFO
Stranger: YOU ASSHOLE
Stranger: YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
You: yup
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: i'm going 2 put a bomb
You: on your house
You: and kill all your family
Stranger: STUPID CHILD MOLESTER
You: beacuse i'm dan
You: hablas español?
Stranger: IM GOING TO REPORT YOU
Stranger: JUST YOU WAIT
Stranger: IM GOING TO SHARE THIS SHIT ON TUMBLR
Stranger: AND GET MY HACKER FRIEND ON YUO
You: k
Stranger: YOU BETTRE SYA YOUR PRAIRS BITCH
You: you'll only get one like on tumblr bro
You: gave your tumblr i'll report it
You: repost *
Stranger: I HAVE OVER 9000 LIKE ON ALL MY POSTS
Stranger: AND THEY WILL SHITS FURY ALL OVER YOU
You: my tumblr is
You: hiimdan.tumblr.com
Stranger: Mine is imtracey69
You: nice
Stranger: Hey
You: top kek anon
Stranger: Are you a sandnig?
Stranger: No?
You: nope
Stranger: So what now?
You: i'm 2 sleep
You: see ya
You: remember
You: i'm dan
Stranger: Cya Dan
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: hey :3

You: hey!

You: asl?

Stranger: 19/f/cali

You: i'm m 19 buffalo

You: what's your name?

Stranger: danielle

Stranger: dan for short

You: ooh nice

You: my name is dah

You: dan

You: i'm genderfluid

Stranger: kill yourself faggot

You: kek
>>
>>676359562
anon convinced some fag to post his image on this thread from omegle. He is the face of DAN
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looks like the fight club was closed today
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You: Hai thar
Stranger: You big tease
You: huh? :P
Stranger: You little princess
You: I am :3
Stranger: Take off your undies
You: they arent even on huney
Stranger: Fart for me Bby
You: ill make it xtra juicy
Stranger: Mmmm please
You: U down for scatsex
You: and eat corn.
You: and then pick the corn outta the feces?
Stranger: Nah I just wanna get you pregnant
You: too bad im 32 year old dude
Stranger: I accept this challenge
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>>676353385
>this was a trigger
holy shit
>>
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Im Dan
Stranger: no im dan
You: No
You: I am Dan
Stranger: NO I'M DAN
You: Nope, I'm Dan
Stranger: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furry.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asfo?
You: 19 fox genderfluid
You: you can call me dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>676345152

Top KEK
>>
Here is an idea go on the video bit with the tumblr tag and say Hi my name is dan what do you think of my cock all the while your cock on on camera
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>>676359707
Top kek love it
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You: Hello, my name is Dan and I'm triggered.
Stranger: Hi. I'm Dan.
You: I'm genderfluid
You: 19/fluid/foxkin
Stranger: My long lost twin Dan!
Stranger: 12/male/human
Stranger: But I really want to be pedo'd.
Stranger: Does that count?
You: fucking cis scum you trigger me so much
You: you need feminism
Stranger: Not if I'm getting dicked by my Uncle.
Stranger: Then I need meninism.
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: wait
You: ?
You: you're not dan are you?
Stranger: tell me where u live and i will come to kill you
You: oh okay
Stranger: fuck dan
You: okay
You: give me a minute
You: ill go onto google
You: send u ma coords
Stranger: k
Stranger: thank u sir
You: its all good
You: so hows the bloodlust?
Stranger: as always
Stranger: with more chocolate
Stranger: u know, easter
You: ah
You: just getting em now bud
You: Unit 46/Vortex Court/Enterprise Way, Liverpool, Merseyside L13 1FB
You: google earth it stranger
Stranger: ok nice, i'm just 5 minutes from there
You: oh sweet
Stranger: as i'm 5 minutes from everywhere
Stranger: u know
Stranger: i'm god
You: oh shit
You: btw
You: im dan
You have disconnected.
pic is the place I sent him to
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play tard sometimes, it's fun
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.
You: hi
You: you can call me dan
Stranger: if your Dan I'm going to kill myself
You: oh
You: :(
Stranger: oh well that's funny
You: rip
Stranger: because I'm Dan too faggot
You: wow
You: faggot kys
Stranger: uated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
>>
>>676360210
hi i'm that guy, nice to meet u again
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey :3
You: hi :3
Stranger: raawr :P
Stranger: that means i love u in dinosaur
Stranger: <3
You: DKÑLDKLF
You: i have gf
You: sorry anon
Stranger: AWw :(
You: -
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Stranger: /b/tard
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>>
what a faggot
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>>676359639
Holy shit I found myself

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Dan?
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>676359861
Hi anon (;
>>
tried to get laid....

You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi?
You: sorry
You: was talking to a friend
You: hey
Stranger: hey haha
Stranger: im 15 f france, wbu?
You: 16 m UK
You: whats your name?
Stranger: nice haha
Stranger: im june!
Stranger: you?
You: dan
Stranger: im just trying to meet people
Stranger: its not a crime
You: what?
Stranger: im not wrong here
You: what
Stranger: but you guys
Stranger: you guys are reuining it
You: what?
You: my name is dan
Stranger: i just want friends
You: what are you talking about?
You: so do i!
Stranger: maybe even meeting a cute guy
Stranger: but
Stranger: dandandandandan
You: im cute
Stranger: all i hear
You: what?
You: but my name is dan
Stranger: and you keep going what
Stranger: even though
Stranger: you know
You: i just got on here whats going on?
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: :<
You: ??????????
Stranger: im a sad turtle
>>
>>
We really need to branch out. #tumblr is only dans
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: don't worry i'm not one of those dan fags
You: you can call me danielle
You: or dan for short
Stranger: screw you guys
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: my name is dan
Stranger: and everytime you think ouh haha
Stranger: lets tell everyone that we are dan
Stranger: i can't chat with anyone anymore
Stranger: they'll just skip
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Stranger: lala paha
Stranger: when are you finished?
You: with what
Stranger: with fucking my shit up
You: never
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WHERE'S MY BRO
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>>676352529
We cannot forget rules 1 and 2 newfriend
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Heyy
Stranger: hey.
You: hows it going?
Stranger: terribly
You: Whats up
Stranger: raid
You: Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
You: MY NAME IS DAN
Stranger: im a sad turtle

Keep it going /b/ we're getting to them. maybe a few will kill themselves.
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>>676360496
june?

omg thats the fucking sand nigger fucker i was talking to before

>>676359091
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>>676360436
that's me hi bro
>>
This fag here
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Rofl
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>>676360847
Im gonna try to find her I want her to spill the beans about the refugee fucking
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If youre here faggot

Stranger: 18/deerkin/world
You: 12, Dan, Gender Fluid
Stranger: Hi dan are you white?
Stranger: because i hate white ppl
You: I am and are very priveliged
You: so youre a nigger faggot?
Stranger: I am a special snowflake
Stranger: post this pic on /b/ u faggot
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>>676360946
my nigga
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>>676361015
Yeah boi
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>>676360953
i pretended to be a grill and talked about her new boarding school

its all girl so she misses boys

slut
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: heyy
You: hey hey
You: what's your name
You: ?
Stranger: im june sorry
You: wow
You: -
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Stranger: and im a sad turtle once again
You: rip
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>676361015
>>
Zozzle
>>
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: Hi Dan
Stranger: I'm Amy
You: How do you do
Stranger: good thanks, you?
You: Pretty good, just managed a 36 inch dildo up my ass
You: A new record
Stranger: That sounds unpleasant
You: It's pretty hot
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: Talking to a guy called Dan on Omegle who likes to put things up his butt
You: Holy shit that sounds just like me
Stranger: Maybe you two should get together then you wouldn't have to use dildos
You: But I don't think he has a 36 inch cock
You: Anything less just doesn't tickle my large intestine the right way
Stranger: Ah ok, have you ever tried a horse maybe?
You: Yeah
You: Horses make good fuckers
You: Just gotta make sure you lube up
You: Or they'll rip your rectum apart
Stranger: I find they never stay for cuddles though
You: Yeah because all horses are fucking faggots
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>676360496
yoo hello thats me
>>
>>676361069
you idiot that was june

my frenchfu

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>what's popping in michigan
>niggers lol
my finest moment
>>
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: Dan?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Im Rob
You: Oh, hi Rob
Stranger: Those Dan bastards piss me off
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: Lol what a great way to reveal you identity anon
You: So what are you going to do now?
You: Sand nig
Stranger: Btw my friends call me dan
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>>676361076
It really is you!! You the real mvp
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>>676354563
those tabs
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>>676352096
Fucking beautiful, continue god's work my friend
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TOPKEK
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wow
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>>676345152
heartless
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: hey do you know how to change background color to image?
You: can you do that?
Stranger: yeah i think so
You: Neat!
You: so man tell me about you
Stranger: my name is kat
You: nice to meet you kat, im Daniel
Stranger: the k stands for special
You: ahahaha
You: wana check my tumblr? im an artist
Stranger: sure
You: and sometimes browse omegle for random inspiration ahaha
You: just look up for Dan, that's what my friends call me
Stranger: just dan?
You: Yes, im Dan
Stranger: cool can you check my gender awareness blog
You: shure
You: i do love these faggots
Stranger: which "faggots"
You: you know, the gender fluid, transgender etc etc, i see you and i love to have a laugh looking at them

Stranger: see you clearly need to check it out, these people have serious issues and they need help to feel comfortable and good abou themselves

Stranger: i asume your a cis white male

You: ohh

You: actually im from south africa, and im not white, but i'd say im pretty well in life and never had to worrie at those things
You: is it that bad really?
You: around here it is kind of a taboo
Think it is a troll, but i will try to get the linl to her tumblr any way.
>>
>>676361167
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: Please dont be dan
You: i'm not
You: i'm june
Stranger: neat
You: sorry
Stranger: a/s/l
You: f 19 france
Stranger: what
You: what
Stranger: age: f sex: 29?
You: no 19
Stranger: 19 i mean
You: yeah
Stranger: 20/m/sweden here
You: nice
Stranger: Im dan
You: wow
You: i'm dan too
Stranger: gg
Stranger: ggggg
Stranger: ggggggggggggggg
Stranger: fuck
You: post on bread faggot

your frenchfu has returned faggot
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Dan is life
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I think I met a /b/ro
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hi dan
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>>676361570
that was me.
>>
Who is Dan? What did I miss?
>>
>>676361565
Hi faggot
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>>676361559
ahh it was a troll

Stranger: i just like feminine penises

Stranger: sorry for wasting our time, im having an off day

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Godspeed man
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>>676361587
lol was me
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>>676361565
19yo june is a fake dan

the real june is in year 10, probably too busy fucking 3 mussies to talk
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>>676361512
AYY DAT WAS ME!
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